The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also

"I can't spray it. This is really hypnotic. If the number above is enough, I think I will also be willing to stick my butt up." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up.

Urge me.

"You are selling wild ditches now? Where is the gold under your knees?" Lin Li despised.

He is different. Unless it is a 175 loyal and dedicated 36D rich woman, Lin Li will never stick his butt up.

The butt also has dignity, you have to pay more.

"Isn't this gold being converted into cash?" Bai Bufan disagreed, and then changed his words: "Lin Li, if you want to use hypnosis, I don't want to go to the autumn outing next week. You can hypnotize me at noon. Don't pity me because I am a delicate flower."

"No need for noon, you can do it now."

"Really? Although I didn't bring my mobile phone, I reported my card number to..." Bai Bufan was a little excited.

Lin Li smiled and nodded, then stood up, then picked up his chair and threw it at Bai Bufan: "I promise to hypnotize you!"

"Huh?"

"Fuck you! How come it's physical hypnosis here! You treat me differently!"

...

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but Lin Li feels that after his blood and qi have improved, he is more likely to concentrate.

Although I was very tired from practicing today and got up too early, I felt much better after half a day of classes than before.

I even had enough energy in English class to be cautious with Bai Bufan - I really don't dare to be too arrogant now, for fear of hurting QQ's heart.

After dinner, Lin Li and Bai Bufan returned to the dormitory and noticed that Chen Tianming had not returned yet, so Lin Li went to the next door first.

The people next door were not all there yet, only two people, but fortunately Zhang Haoyang was there.

"Hey? Lin Li, are you here to sleep with Haoyang?" Wang Ze spoke after seeing that it was Lin Li.

"It's 'convince', pronounced shuo, but the pronunciation has been changed a long time ago. Now only 'lobby' is pronounced shui, and both 'lobbyist' and 'convince' are pronounced shuo." Lin Li showed off his cultural heritage.

——I remembered it when I translated the Eight-stage Bodybuilding Exercise.

Wang Ze was still holding his MP3 and reading the novel. Hearing this, he couldn't deny it, and asked: "Lin Li, I'm almost tired of beast taming novels. Do you have any other types of novels to recommend?"

Lin Li thought carefully for a while, and then said: "Group portrait novels."

"What type is this? Many characters? I don't read many novels." Wang Ze asked.

"Those classic and unforgettable group portrait novels are that there is only one protagonist at the beginning, and then everyone comes together from all directions because of various coincidences and becomes friends. Then everyone laughs together, grieves together, and takes risks together. In the end, some die, some die, some die, some die, some die, some die..."

Lin Li told the story.

Wang Ze: "?"

"For example, Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit Legend of the Seven Heroes, and Fantasy Westward Journey animation, are all beautiful group portrait animations."

Listening to Lin Li's beautiful description, Wang Ze, who was looking forward to it at the beginning, soon froze.

Don't die, don't die.

You are beautiful, dam.

"I don't want to watch it anymore!" Wang Ze shook his head like a rattle, "I understand, all group portraits are written by Yu Hua."

"Okay, let's talk about the novel later, OK brothers, now all eyes, look at me, I'm going to announce something!" Lin Li made the same action as Brother Tiger and shouted loudly.

"I have a dream!" Lin Li was ready to start his speech, although there were not many people in the dormitory.

"I don't understand, can you translate it?" Wang Ze raised his hand to indicate.

If Martin Luther King had such an audience in the audience at that time, he would not be able to catch his breath.

"Then let's not speak English."

"People cannot have youth and the perception of youth at the same time. Ladies and gentlemen, what you don't cherish now will be what you dream of in the future. I want to buy osmanthus flowers and carry wine together, but it's not like the youth travel..." Lin Li began to be sentimental.

"I still don't understand. Can you translate it?" Wang Ze raised his hand to indicate.

The life of the sports student is over.

"I'm not talking to you, Wang Ze, shut up and read your novel." Lin Li was anxious.

"Oh."

"No." After rejecting this unreasonable request, Lin Li no longer followed the procedures and looked directly at Zhang Haoyang and said: "Haoyang! Yang! My dear Yang! Why don't you go on the autumn outing? Go, everyone will play together, how happy it is, staying at home all day, how boring it is.

When I think about not being able to see you when I go out to play, I feel like my heart is being grabbed and crushed!

If you don't go out to play with me, then what's the point of this autumn outing for me!"

Zhang Haoyang was in the lower bunk, and Lin Li simply rushed onto his bed and started to force the man.

"I don't want to go. I want to go home and play games." Zhang Haoyang wrapped himself tightly with the quilt to protect his butt.

"We all went there. Who would you play games with? You are the most exaggerated one in the game group who begged us to play games with you. I suspect that you have no friends except our high school group." Lin Li frowned and said,

"Then it's just right for you to go with us. Dafei has won five consecutive championships and is still playing your mother's game. You know, I have always been a farmer player. What I like most is farm work. Every season, I watch the all-Chinese class win the championship.

When the time comes, we can play some mobile games, some physical games, etc. Isn't it better than you staying at home alone all day with only WeChat Sports sending you messages?"

Zhang Haoyang: "..."

"We are just classmates! Lin Li, you are crossing the line!"

"I don't have any friends except you? Haha, tsk, ha! Haha my WeChat is full of messages every day!!"

"Wait for Lin Li, don't leave after school today! I've found a truckload of bread men to deal with you!"

"Did you bring ketchup?" Lin Li asked.

"That's too much! I won't go, let alone go. I've already made an appointment with more than a hundred of my good friends to play games on Saturday!" Zhang Haoyang covered his head with a quilt.

Looking at Zhang Haoyang with his head covered, Lin Li came up with a plan.

If Zhang Haoyang died, he wouldn't be able to go. The monitor should understand, right?

"Haoyang, I'll cover the corners of the quilt for you, don't catch a cold."

"Thank you."

"Hmm? Hmm-!! Hmm-!"

...

Not suffocated to death.

Zhang Haoyang survived accidentally.

Lin Li sighed. Compared with Bai Bufan, he really didn't have any extra leadership or charm.

He could only use his ultimate move.

"How about I find you a sweet girl with a beautiful voice to play with on Sunday?" So Lin Li went up and whispered in Zhang Haoyang's ear, "Also, I will bring my Switch and game cartridges from home during the autumn outing, but I will keep them with you."

"Hmm?"

"I have been wandering for half my life, and I only regret that I have never met a wise master. If you don't abandon me, I am willing to be your godfather." Zhang Haoyang turned his head immediately.

Sure enough, the hypnosis APP is the best.

Because of the bonus for anti-pornography, I don't have much extra expenses. Lin Li, who has a fixed living allowance every week, has quite a lot of money recently.

As for why he is willing to spend money on this.

Lin Li believes that it is necessary to maintain and improve the relationship with Chen Yuying, and spending money on this is an investment.

This improvement relationship does not mean that he wants to be a boyfriend and girlfriend.

Lin Li's affection for Chen Yuying is still pure love of beauty - in layman's terms, it is lust, pure lust.

As for falling in love, Lin Li at least has no such idea now.

Even if Chen Yuying was upset and confessed to him, Lin Li would have agreed in the past, but now he would hesitate and refuse.

After all, the system opened the door to a new world for him. Many times, the way of thinking about things has changed.

It's just a skeleton!

Among the immortal cultivators that Lin Li has seen so far, his Tao heart is the strongest.

So far, the two tasks triggered by his "second system" are all related to Chen Yuying. Lin Li has not been in contact with other women, including QQ and other female classmates in the class, but no other tasks have been triggered.

He has to consider whether she is the only triggering object identified by the system now.

So Lin Li's goal now is to become Chen Yuying's best friend that everyone wants to beat, so that the two of them will have more opportunities to get along in the future.

I want to emphasize that all these actions are based on the above very rational analysis and judgment, and have nothing to do with Chen Yuying's sweet brother, and it is not because he made a promise in a moment of passion and didn't want to go back and say that he didn't succeed and was embarrassed, but wanted to show his invincible appeal.

I am not someone who can be moved by beauty and face.

"Is what you just said true, godfather?" Zhang Haoyang confirmed.

"Don't worry, Bao Shengtian." Lin Li nodded.

"Wait, that's not right, the focus should be "beautiful" and "female", right? You won't turn on a voice changer to play with me for a day, and then record my perverted behavior and post it in the black group, right?" Zhang Haoyang was a little skeptical, "Lin Li, say it again so that I can rest assured."

What Zhang Haoyang described was not what Lin Li could do, but what he had done.

It's just that he used a WeChat account to pretend to be a girl last time.

These buddies of mine are really more cunning than each other, and I can't leave any way out for myself.

Who is the one who led this atmosphere astray? Damn it.

In the end, the two promised each other.

Zhang Haoyang added: "But Lin Li, please make a promise first. I may go back to my place to rest or play with my phone if I feel tired. It is unlikely that I will go with you all the way."

"It's okay. Just get on the bus. You can do whatever you want. No one cares about you." Lin Li turned around and left like a scumbag who put on pants and didn't recognize people.

Zhang Haoyang: "?"

Didn't you just say that you can't even have fun without me?

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