The System Let Me Go Fortune Telling
Chapter 908
Back at Wangzishan, Wu Jun originally wanted to take advantage of Fang Heng's time to get his haircut to sculpt the sixth-level Feng Shui stone.
But when I got home, I found that there were a lot of people at home.
Huang Geng, Huang Yan, Su Mingyue...Everyone from the Xuan Society has arrived, and Jiang Shangjiang is not absent.
But they didn't know the news that Wu Jun was leaving soon, but through Fan Peng and Jiang Ziyan, they learned about the existence of the fifth-level Feng Shui stone, and they came to visit and learn.
As the president of the Xuan Society, Huang Geng really had a hard time controlling his own emotions in front of Jiang Shangjiang, because the old man's hostility towards him was obviously increased, and he was facing tit-for-tat everywhere.
For no other reason, it was because Jiang Ziyan had lived in the master's house for more than a year, and as a result, he and Wu Jun still hadn't made any progress so far.
For this old man who wants to find excellent genes, this is a very regrettable thing.
But he couldn't get angry with Jiang Ziyan directly on this kind of thing, so he vented his unhappiness on Huang Geng.
Who made Huang Geng also have a beautiful granddaughter? Jiang Shangjiang directly regarded him as a competitor.
However, Wu Jun's return caused the two to suspend the war of words initiated by Jiang Shangjiang for various reasons, and instead began to explore the mystery of the fifth-level Feng Shui stone.
"You guys talk first, I'm going to wash my hair."
Wu Jun said that the other party Heng beckoned and motioned for him to do his hairstyle.
You can't avoid it when you stretch your head and shrink your head.
Fang Heng also played a huge potential this time. In order to make Wu Jun a perfect haircut, he worked hard this year. He tossed the hair of Qin Xiaoyu and Jiang Ziyan countless times.
But the hard work paid off, and now he is able to catch up with the best hair stylist in town.
So he prepared the corresponding tools and started to burn Wu Jun's head.
After several hours of hard work, a black buddy with a diameter of one meter turned out to have an explosive hairstyle.
When everyone saw Wu Jun staring at a huge black sphere reappearing, they felt that all their cognition had been destroyed for a lifetime.
"Big...Master..." As a young man, Huang Zun's receptive ability is a little bit stronger, so he reacted first, "Your hairstyle is good... with personality!"
"Ahem, this is nothing."
Wu Jun said indifferently, after a few days, after waiting for the appearance of the sun god and the high mountain flowing water hairstyle, you will know what shock is.
"Don't froze, you continue."
Huang Geng:......You are sitting here with such an exaggerated hairstyle, how can we continue?
"Let's continue tomorrow." Jiang Shangjiang said, "I'm tired today, rest!"
So an academic seminar came to an abrupt end.
The next day, when everyone came to Wu Jun's house again, they found that his hairstyle had been replaced with an Indian comb head, which put everyone's hearts under a severe test again.
But this is far from over. For the next week, Wu Jun changed every day an exaggerated hairstyle that was enough to be written in the Guinness Book of World Records.
If he hadn't spoken in a very organized manner, Huang Geng and his group would even want to send him to the hospital for an examination.
And everyone's discussion meeting has not progressed at all because of this reason.
Nothing else, just because everyone couldn't help laughing when they saw Wu Jun's hair!
Who would dare to laugh at the master's haircut in front of his face, and don't want to mix it up?
But if you stay here, you will probably suffer from internal injuries, so I gathered in hastily and went straight back to the hotel.
In the evening of Nine Heavens, Zou Hai's picnic plan was finally arranged. Wu Jun thought he was going to get to a small island in the South Pacific because it was far enough to waste a lot of time.
But unexpectedly, the place Zou Hai chose was on the top of Wangzi Mountain.
"It's not your style." Wu Jun didn't know what was wrong with Zou Hai's brain circuit, so he joked, "In fact, you can choose far away, even Antarctica, I won't mind."
"There are a lot of memories from everyone on the top of Wangzi Mountain, I think it's good," Zou Haidao, "and I have figured it out, even if you stay for a long time, you still have to go, why bother with everyone?"
Wu Jun nodded: "You are finally getting accustomed, it's rare."
"But I plan our picnic cycle to be one year, what do you think?"
Wu Jun: ... I didn't say that sentence just now!
Primitives, picnic for a year?
Unfortunately, he can figure it out.
But it feels good to have a picnic right in front of the house. If you are missing something, you can go home and get it right away.
And this time the number of people is a bit too large, and almost everyone who has a relationship has arrived.
Seeing everyone busy setting up tents, Wu Jun was worried about Fang Heng's last hairstyle.
So he sat on the big rock at the top of the mountain, and after a whole night of hard work, his hair grew silently more than 100 meters like a vine moisturized by Spirit Power.
Seeing his hair really grow so long, Fang Heng knew that his own plan had also failed.
However, he still had the spirit of twelve points, and began to make the last hairstyle for Wu Jun.While everyone was busy cooking in Life, two figures walked down the mountain, one was an acquaintance Sun Li, and a tall boy followed behind her.
"Xiao Li," the boy chased behind, "You believe me, I have liked you since I was in elementary school."
"Then why have you disappeared for so many years?" Sun Li asked dissatisfiedly.
This boy was named Liu Wei, a classmate from her elementary school, junior high school, and high school.
"Didn't I go to study abroad?" Liu Wei explained anxiously, "I have been abroad for these years."
"Can't you get through on the phone?"
"I thought about calling you, but I don't know if I will come back, I'm afraid..."
"Don't make excuses," Sun Li was very upset, "Do you know how many people I have rejected in pursuit of these years?"
"I know, I'm paying attention to everything about you quietly," Liu Wei said, "because of this, I will come to you the first time after returning to China!"
Sun Lihan didn't speak, but she was still a little happy in her heart, but she was more angry.
Since you like her, why don't you contact her for so many years?
As a result, every time she went on a blind date, she had a secret resistance in her heart, so she didn't like any of them after hundreds of blind dates.
It is not that she has high-sightedness, but that she has a shadow of a person in her heart.
"Sun Li," Liu Wei saw her not speaking, and immediately leaned forward, "Remember what I said?"
"What are you talking about?" Sun Li frowned. "Why don't you say what you said when I was in junior high school, waiting for my long hair to reach waist and other silly things?"
"How can this be a silly thing? I was serious at the time, and now I am also serious!"
Looking at his unusually determined expression, Sun Li felt a little amused: "I'm not stupid. Who still has that long hair now?"
"a lot of!"
"I won't stay anyway," Sun Li straightened her short, heroic hair. "Well, if you can find someone with long hair that reaches your waist on this mountain, I can think about it a little bit.
"If you can't find it, you'd better die of this heart sooner!"
Although she said so, Sun Li didn't mean to refuse categorically in her heart. She just wanted to embarrass Liu Wei a little bit. Who made her wait for so many years, and there was no news at all.
What if she really gets married?
And she was sure that there would be no people with that long hair on this mountain. Everyone who came to the master's picnic today knows that most of them are men, and a few girls do not have long hair.
Liu Wei looked around, not to mention the long-haired girl, he didn't even have a personal picture.
"Sun Li, don't be like this, okay, I have already apologized to you many times..." Liu Wei suddenly stopped before he finished speaking and looked forward intently, "What is that?"
Sun Li was also stunned.
She saw a familiar figure, it was Fang Heng.
He is holding a large comb in his hand and a hair dryer in one hand. He is blowing his hair on a spread cloth...?
impossible?
Sun Li looked up and saw that this hair seemed to be pulled down from the top of the mountain, at least a hundred meters long!
Is this the dryad grandma's hair?
"Fang Heng, what are you doing?"
"Doing a hairstyle!"
Sun Li:...
Liu Wei:...
This hairstyle is amazing!
If this is to make a video and make a vibrato, it is estimated that the clicks will exceed 100 million!
"Whose hair is this?" Sun Li asked, "Why is it so long?"
"My Master."
"Master's?"
Sun Li's eyes were about to fall off, she thought it was that beautiful woman, but it turned out to be Wu Jun's?
In her impression, Wu Jun has always had short hair.
What happened this time? I got a hair of more than 100 meters. Is this going to break the world record?
So she hurried to the top of the mountain, and she saw the long hair growing out of Wu Jun's head.
"Hi, you are here." Wu Jun smiled and greeted the two.
Su Li even wanted to cry.
I just told Liu Wei that if someone here has hair that can reach the waist, she would agree to Liu Wei's pursuit.
It was originally a confident thing, but in a blink of an eye, it was sold by the master!
Did you collude for a long time?
"I can see that you have something on your mind."
Sun Li bit her lip without saying a word, while Liu Wei on one side was secretly happy.
Although I don't know who this long-haired weirdo is, I really want to thank him today.
"You go to the side first."
Sun Li finally decided. Ask the master about this matter, and ask him to help out his ideas.
After Liu Wei left, Sun Li came to Wu Jun and briefly talked about the matter between her and Liu Wei.
"Master, I am so conflicted now, I really don't know if I should accept him or not."
Zou Hai and Fan Peng, who were washing vegetables around, both showed strange expressions on their faces at the same time.
Was this girl so dizzy with love, she actually asked Wu Jun to consult about emotional matters, what's the difference between this and not asking?
"Like means like, dislike means dislike." Wu Jun said, "You still use such a simple question to ask me?"
Sun Li:...
It feels a bit reasonable, but when I think about it, it seems almost the same after I said it and I didn't say it!
In the end, she still didn't know what to do.
"Amitābha," the old monk sitting aside suddenly said, "Sponsor Sun Li, at this time, you only need to draw a lot."
"Draw?"
The old monk nodded, and pulled out a long and a short two weeds from the ground and held them in his hands: "Come on, if you get the long one, you can accept him. Don't worry, whatever you get is the Buddha's arrangement. You can't go wrong."
Sun Li sighed, that's okay. Since she can't make a decision, let the Buddha help.
So she drew one casually in her hand, and the old monk spread out his palm, and the two of them compared each other. Sun Li had a long one in her hand.
The old monk smiled and said, "Sun Li, benefactor, go."
Sun Li nodded. Since the Buddha said it, she reluctantly accepted it.
After Sun Li left, Wu Jun looked at the old monk with a smile: "Unexpectedly, you also broke your studies. You secretly pinched the remaining grass for a while, do you think I didn't see it?"
"Ahem, little master, don't talk nonsense, this is what the Buddha meant."
Wu Jun smiled and said nothing. In fact, he also knew that even if Sun Li got the short lottery, she and Liu Wei would eventually come together.
The old monk also saw through this point, and then moved a little bit, let Sun Li and Liu Wei omit some unnecessary processes.
That's good. The girl Sun Li has also found her home, so she doesn't have to be on the blind date or on the way to the blind date.
At this time Fang Heng finally finished his hairstyle, and Wu Jun also got the system prompt.
"Master Jinglin, now there is only you." Wu Jun said, "Do you have any wishes?"
"Amitābha," the old monk said, "the monks have no desires and desires."
Wu Jun:...
"No, you have to have a wish," Wu Jun said, "anything will do."
"Little master, the old monk really has no wishes."
"If you don't have it, you have to have it!"
...
Listening to the conversation between the two, Zou Hai next to him silently praised the old monk.
What is this called, this is called being strong without desire!
If Wu Jun doesn't fulfill the old monk's wish, will he not be able to leave?
Clever!
Unexpectedly, the old monk who didn't report any hope would eventually be used as a killer!
Until the picnic ended, Wu Jun still failed to persuade him to succeed.
Unexpectedly, all the difficulties and obstacles came, but in the end he fell into the hands of the old monk, and he felt so tired.
When he returned home, Wu Jun stopped persuading him, and sat in the grass cottage with his eyes closed Meditation.
He believed that the old monk just wanted to keep him for a few more days, and he would naturally make a wish when the time came.
As it turned dark, the old monk walked over.
"Little Master, I'm ready."
Wu Jun looked at him a little unexpectedly. He thought he would have to wait a few more days, but the old monk came so soon?
"Master, please say."
"Well, if I have to say that I have any wishes," the old monk said, "then I hope you can sit with me again."
Wu Jun nodded, and slowly closed his eyes with the old monk.The long night passed quickly. The old monk's body was severely injured last time, but he persisted until dawn.
"Time is up." The old monk said, "Little Master, take care."
Wu Jun nodded, and the voice of the system sounded in the sea of consciousness at the same time.
"Congratulations to the host, the upgrade task is completed."
Wu Jun returned his consciousness to the sea of knowledge.
Host: Wu Jun.
Level: Level 48 Celestial Master.
...
Upgrade task: Take two entourages, climb the Universe tree to leave the earth, and complete the upgrade to a 49-level Celestial Master.
Wu Jun twitched his mouth.
He thought about a lot of ways to leave the earth, such as soaring through the clouds, flying in the fog, soaring in the day, and stepping on the Shattering Void...
So you let me crawl away?
Why does this feel so low?
Climb and climb, he felt it before, the Universe tree is no longer madly absorbing his energy, so it shouldn't be difficult to climb 10,000 meters.
Although reluctant to give up, this is destined.
And when he thought of exploring the mysteries of the Universe immediately, Wu Jun was looking forward to it.
Knowing that he was really leaving this time, people who knew each other spontaneously gathered under the Universe tree to see him off.
"Don't worry, I will come back to take a look." Wu Jun pretended to smile and said, "You don't think it's very far, right, I'm on this tree."
Everyone was silent, knowing that he was comforting others.
Qin Xiaoyu even cried his eyes red, but still stubbornly stood under the tree and refused to leave.
"Well, call me if you have something to do, I will be back soon."
Wu Jun didn't wait any longer as he said, patted the heads of Da Hei and Jasmine, these two can only climb trees, tried before, and there was no problem at all.
He jumped hard with both feet and quickly climbed up.
Ten meters, twenty meters...In a blink of an eye, it reached a height of 100 meters.
When he got here, he stopped and looked down.
The figure under the tree had become very small, but they didn't leave, they all looked at him with their necks up.
Everyone, take care!
Not only must take care, but also work hard to cultivate.
He taught Fang Heng the Cultivation Technique, Body Tempering Cultivation Technique, and other cultivation methods, and asked him to urge everyone to cultivate well, and it is best to persist until the longevity fruit matures!
So when he comes back next time, maybe everyone will still look like this.
I hope so.
Wu Jun didn't miss him anymore, and he used his hands and feet together, but when he was more than 100 meters high, the Universe Tree suddenly began to absorb his physical strength madly.
And this time, the intensity was greater than before, and it sucked up all his physical strength and mental energy almost instantly.
Before Wu Jun recovered, he softened and fell directly from a height of 100 meters.
boom--
He slammed on the turf with all directions, smashing the ground into a human-shaped pit.
Everyone: ...what's the situation, the ascension failed?
Seeing everyone's shocked and surprised eyes, Wu Jun really wanted to get some dirt to buy himself.
It was too embarrassing, just crying goodbye, but in less than a minute, he came back!
This seems to be a waste of everyone's feelings!
"I said I will be back soon, do you believe it now?"
Everyone:...
"Fang Heng," Zou Hai said for a long time, "dig a hole for your Master."
Fang Heng:...
Wu Jun: ...I'm not dead yet! Can be rescued!
Seeing the ugly faces of the two, Zou Hai couldn't help laughing: "Dig deeper and put more water."
Everyone laughed heartily.
It seems that for a long time in the future, Wu Jun will be able to see Wu Jun again every day, although his diving posture is not very attractive.
It feels really good.
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