The Tale Never Ends

When I saw Aunt Li's expression, I knew she was encountering something again. Earlier we said that this General Li couple is a heroic person, so his temperament is also a temperament person, and anything he writes is written on his face.

I quickly put down the lunch box and said, "Aunt, look at your anxious face, what's this?" Aunt Li sighed and said, "Alas, Shiyan, is your dad here?" Aunt Li opened her mouth and asked if my dad was there , Apparently something she couldn't solve again. So I said, "Auntie, my dad and Uncle Quan went fishing, and they left before dawn." Aunt Li heard that my dad was away, and asked where to go fishing. On the spot, it seems that things are really urgent. I listened to her tone of voice and the expressions of the people behind her, and said, "Aunt Li, don't worry, tell me what's going on. It's better not to call him faster than to call him. If something is urgent, it's absolutely necessary for me to call me." He ’ll be back soon! ”Aunt Li sat down and said,“ My son, your brother, is n’t it just in junior high school? It ’s only been a few days since I got a bruised face! A group of children took turns taking his mouth and asking him for anything 'Protection fee'! Schoolbags also make people lose. Originally I thought, children's own matters, whoever gets the most and who gets the fewest, it's no big deal! Find the teacher and let the parents talk Parents combined to solve it, even if it was solved, I do n’t want Old Li to distress his son. I heard that his son was beaten and he was furious. Several of his iron buddies were fueled by the fire. There were black ones in the middle. The arms and legs of the children, the parents who are catching up with the children came to me to apologize, I did n’t dare to let them see Lao Li! "Said, waving his fingers to the people behind him," I thought, he is so hot Temper, except your dad can stop him, fearing that there is no second , So ask for help coming! "Then a few parents quickly gathered around, said," We are willing to compensate, to now this time, we can only go one said "

I waved my hand, motioned them not to say anything, and sat down and waited. He picked up the phone and dialed Mr. Li's number, "Hey, Uncle Li, I'm Shi Yan. My dad thought Uncle Li was losing his temper. Haha, he asked me to ask Uncle Li to come over. He was still in class. Let's talk, how? Li Shuken refuses to appreciate the light? "Li Shu is obviously still in a rage. Hearing the elder brother invites him, he relaxes and says," I'll go right away! "

Then I called Dad ’s phone, and there was a message saying, “The phone you dialed is temporarily unavailable, please try again later!” Then there is a string of birds! This is true three times in a row. gosh! There will be an accident later! ! ! There is no way to dial Uncle Quan's phone, this time it is "The phone you dialed has been owed for downtime!" I said in my heart: "This is married and swollen chicken, unfortunately and frustrated, I asked someone Uncle Li to get old for a while Dad is not here, I cough! "I muttered," I can't connect at this time! "Sit on the chair.

As the saying goes, the road to heaven has no way at all. When we are embarrassed, there is a frivolous laughter from far and near. A short buddy walked into the reception room tremblingly with an old blind man wearing round sunglasses. Lin Feng's mouth was broken, and he opened his mouth and said, "Yeah, Grandpa Blind is here." I poked Lin Feng: "Brother Lin, accumulate a good word of mouth." I didn't want the old blind man but laughed indifferently. The laughter was extremely frivolous. This old blind man is also one of the advisors of Chinese studies in our Chinese Academy of Sciences, and the content of Chinese studies he is proficient in is nothing other than the "Book of Changes" in the Four Books and Five Scriptures, which is the ability of fortune-telling and seeing each other. Surrounded by him is his apprentice, who is also one of our younger generation of Chinese studies teachers, named Yuan Chongxi. It is said that the old blind man is already an old Jiazi this year. He usually rests in a classroom on the first floor of the Guoxueguan. He rarely goes out. I do n’t know how I came to the reception room on the other side of the corridor today.

At this time, only the blind uncle said, "Is it Li Xiaoli's wife?" Aunt Li met him as soon as he came, and immediately greeted him: "Yo, Brother Chen! I'm doing well recently!" Say: "Okay, okay!" After a few words of greeting, the old blind man said: "I was in the corridor, and I heard you shouting, and I heard all about what happened to you. Old Brother is not here, I'll solve the old bones for you! "I wanted to laugh when I heard this. I said how old my dad is. How can I blind my uncle at this age and call my dad brother! But this is not the point. The point is that the blind old liar wants to solve things for people. This is an anecdote! You know, this old guy never divination or asking questions, what happened today? Although the "Book of Changes" is also a part of Chinese studies, but the "Book of Changes" is about fortune telling, most people are not willing to learn this deceptive thing, so although the uncle Blind is a consultant, Chong Xi is also a teacher, but this master But they did n’t have a single student, could it be that the old man was really uncomfortable?

The old man sat on the sofa and smiled warily, "Hey, Xiao Li, wife, give me the child's birthday, I will count this child for you." I said that people let you resolve disputes, you give them What is it? But when Aunt Li said this, she quickly took out the pen and then took it back. how? Uncle can't see at all, even if he writes it, he writes it in vain. Then it was rewritten to say that after learning the child's character, the old man raised his right hand and started rubbing it with his thumb on the other four fingers.

After rubbing twice, the old man suddenly sniffed his nose, then turned his face to Lin Feng and sniffed again. "What's the smell?" Lin Feng raised the boxed lunch in his hand and said, "Uh, braised pork rice bowl." Say: "Cut me a piece, I'll try it!" The two female teachers laughed when they sat beside them, and Aunt Li was embarrassed on the other side. Lin Feng hurriedly said, "Uh, uncle, I will give you a new arrival." Then, Lin Feng hurriedly took out his mobile phone and ordered it to be taken out. The old man didn't forget to ask behind Lin Feng: "More meat!"

I looked at this scene and patted the old man and said, "Uncle Chen, what's the matter?" The old man looked for my hand on his shoulder and then said, "Don't call it uncle, call me uncle!" Say, "Hey, Uncle! Let's talk about the business!" The old man raised his hand and continued to rub. After a while, the old man said, "Well, I figured it out." Aunt Li hurriedly said, "Oh, Brother, please tell me. ”The old man said,“ Wai Yan, take them all to my house, I do n’t call you, do n’t come out! ”I quickly took them to the old man to hide, and when I came back, the old man told I, wait for Xiao Li to come, you said that Lao Hai didn't have class, let me chat with him for a while.

After a while, Uncle Li arrived, the blind man's ears were spirited. Before he entered the house, he started talking. "Is it Xiaolizi coming? Brother Hai didn't have class, you and I will pull it for a while!" I quickly ceded my seat, poured water, the old man coughed twice, and said, "Xiaoli, what's wrong with you, come on Listen, Brother Lao Hai is looking for you. What kind of wind is he smoking? ”Li Shu said angrily:“ Cough! It ’s not my child who feels uneasy. Just a few days after I went to junior high school, I called someone to fight Well, a few little rabbits took turns to lick his mouth, and the schoolbag was also lost. This is because my old Li is bullying! I do n’t look for teachers, and they are just preaching. I ’m not short of money! Hum! I ’m going to let them see how many eyes Lord Ma has! "The old man cleared his throat," Xiao Li, you also put the fire in your belly first, and listen to my brother tell you This story eases the mood. "Obviously, President Li still respects the old liar, and only listens to President Li:" Okay, okay, brother, you said. "

After, Chen Lao blindly told a story slowly

With such a family, both parents have died. There are three brothers left, and the boss and the second are all married. The youngest is still young. The three brothers have not separated and have been together. The family has a few acres of thin fields, and the days are still passable. On weekdays, the eldest couple is busy with those acres of land. The second daughter-in-law is cooking at home, and the third is studying in the school. Only the second son is not serious about business. One of the biggest shortcomings of the whole family is that there are no children. Later, the eldest daughter-in-law had a distant relative who knew a doctor and said that there was an ancestral secret recipe that could cure infertility. His medicine could be paid in advance, and if he had no effect after taking it, he would not take any money. A family decided to give it a try, anyway, the medicine was not expensive, and it was enough to toss about things at home. After using this medicine, the eldest daughter-in-law was pregnant, and the family was not so happy. They pawned something and paid for the medicine. The baby was born in October, the eldest daughter-in-law gave birth to a big fat boy, the whole family was a weasel riding a rabbit-Le Dian. One day, the second-hand casino lost all money and returned home unhappily. The family was not there. Only the children of those few months were around Kang. The second child instantly got upset and took the child away