The Taoist ancestor is Cthulhu

Li Fan found a seat in the corner of the lobby and poured himself a bowl of thunder wine. The color of the wine was slightly turbid, with slightly yellowish residue. It smelled quite strong and looked like Daqu wine. It's really different from the one here in Mozhu Mountain.

After taking a brief sip, I felt spicy and stinging in my mouth, numb as if I had been struck by lightning. When I rubbed it with my tongue, I felt it was thick and bitter. After swallowing it, I felt a breath of fire rushing out of my throat. When he came up, it choked him so much that his nose almost ran out.

‘Li Fan’s mood rose slightly by one point. ’

No, why don’t you add some to a system that tastes so bad? Kun, try it.

Li Fan casually grabbed Kun and poured the remaining wine in the bowl into it.

Kun's eyes bulged, he flapped his fins and spat out.

You see, even Kun doesn't think it tastes good.

Then Li Fan peeked into the wine jar and saw a three-inch sharp edge, shining silver and as thin as a cicada's wing, like the broken blade of a sword, like the light feather of a solitary bird, like a silver fish, like a silver fish, like a cicada's wing. Bamboo leaves are slowly swimming in the jar of wine.

Xuantian's sword intention seemed to be really drunk, roaming freely and indulgently in this small square inch, as if it were a muddy wine song in the human world.

Maybe it was thinking, how could a swordsman with supreme talent, a clear sword mind, and an unparalleled swordsman end up in a situation where he has exterminated his entire sect, his sword shattered, and his body has fallen into the hands of others. Or maybe it doesn’t remember any of the great ways of heaven and earth, any sect’s inheritance, or any grudges, grudges, and shames.

I'm just reminiscing, recalling those years when the young man galloped on horseback under the sunset, recalling those years when he walked with a sword, and the youth that was lost along the way.

If you are not drunk, everyone will get drunk...

Li Fan withdrew his head and stopped disturbing Xuantian Jianyi's wine spa.

Now he realizes more and more that mental health is really important, especially for these swordsmen with antisocial personality disorders. Spending a month's salary to add a little bit of mood to Xuantian Jianyi is not a loss.

Feeling that there was still half of the money given by Xuan Bao in his arms, Li Fan waved and asked the waiter for a bowl of rice wine and a plate of peanuts. He chewed them and threw them out for Kun to pick up. Bored, he turned to the red-veined boy's technique and focused his eyes to watch the travelers coming and going between the inns.

Some are businessmen, some are warriors, some are Qi practitioners, some are mortals, some are from the Central Plains, and some are natives from outside the borders. They come in all shapes and sizes, but they all have one thing in common: they are all human beings.

people.

What kind of thing is a human being? Can the Xuantian Sword Intent that has become an object still be considered a human being? Does the ‘immaterial’ Fairy Wangshu count as a human being? Is Li Fan, who has traveled through time in this body, a human being? To what extent does one have to change to be considered ‘inhuman’?

Li Fan himself did not understand these mysterious truths, and he had never thought about it. In his previous life, he had hardly done any deep philosophical thinking, but he only agreed with a certain sentence of Mr. Ji Xianlin.

Therefore, the thoughts of human and non-human only passed through his mind, almost without stopping, and Li Fan's brain was instantly led back to those more interesting places.

"I want two rooms, cut some mutton, and two big plates of naan. I don't need wine, but can I have eight-treasure tea?"

Hearing the sound before seeing anyone, Li Fan looked for the reputation and saw a foreign girl in a yellow shirt and felt hat. She was tied up in horse leather, with a feather on her head, a long braid hanging down her shoulders, and a golden sword tied to her waist. There were two guards in white clothes accompanying him, and they were negotiating with the shopkeeper in Central Plains dialect with a bit of retroflex.

"There is no Babao tea, but there is wheat tea." The shopkeeper is also well-informed, and you can tell where it comes from just by looking at this outfit.

"Then bring two pots. You go ahead and put them in and bow, then come down and eat."

The girl took out a few baht coins to pay the bill, and while instructing her entourage, she turned around and untied the green gauze covering her face to prevent dust.

That's what it's called, the oriole's chatter outside the blue gauze window, the sound sounds like a sad Spring Festival evening, the bright eyes and white teeth are as bright as snow, and the autumn waves are as clear as star frost. The graceful clouds reflect the clouds, the wind captures the spring scenery, the brightness is incomparable, and the majestic expression touches people's hearts.

Li Fan's eyes almost popped out like Kun's.

‘Li Fan’s mood improved by 1 point’

Ouch~~ This is really good. Li Fan glanced at it and gave this player a fair score of 85. Please comment. This girl has a high nose and deep eyes. Her bones are larger than those of her peers in the Central Plains. She is obviously a mixed race. , the figure is still a little thin at the moment and has not yet grown out. Now it is a bit too much to say that she is stunning. I can only say that the little girl is quite beautiful. It will probably take a few more years to reach the peak of appearance. But as long as it doesn't grow crookedly, it will be at least 95.

What? Also rate Poria cocos and Wangshu Fairy?

Well... I have a saying, if Poria cocos is bare-faced, it can't be higher than 78. If you dress up and squeeze in, you can barely touch the threshold of 90.

Real person Wangshu also has an 80+ points in appearance, and her long legs can add 5 points, but it’s a pity that she can directly reduce it to a negative number when she transforms...

There is no way, Teacher Li Fan’s standards are so strict!

Ahem, just kidding, Li Fan is purely appreciating beauty, and I hereby declare that there is absolutely no obscene intention to objectify women.

So I just saw it after seeing it, and Li Fan just wanted to enjoy it, but he didn't think about going up to pick up girls. He took out the red fruit and divided it into two halves. I had to chew half of it for you and Kun.

It turned out that today might really be Li Fan's lucky day. Before Zhu Guo had finished eating half of the food, there was another commotion from the door of the inn.

Turning around, he saw two men and one woman rushing into the inn, almost knocking over the caravan lining up in front. The businessmen still wanted to reason, but they saw that one of the men was seriously injured, and the bandage around his waist was covered in blood and the wound was cracked. The men and women who were helping the wounded man had red eyes, and those holding knives and swords looked at them. They looked like they were skilled in martial arts and not easy to provoke, so they immediately dispersed and let them pass first.

"Showcase! I want a room! Jinchuang Medicine and Blood Replenishing Pill! Get another basin of hot water!"

The woman's face was pale and she was completely panicked. She was still half-holding the wounded man, and the man with a large knife strapped to his back spoke.

"A few knights, our shop is a small business, it's better to send your friend to the hospital..." The shopkeeper also persuaded him bravely.

"What do you mean!" The man carrying the knife glared, opened his arms, and bulged his big chest muscles, looking like he was about to sneer at someone.

On the contrary, the injured man forced a smile and said, "Don't worry, fifth brother, my life is on the line. Shopkeeper, I fell off a horse and cut my skin. It's not a big deal. Just give me a stable to rest. If you'd like to bother me, I'll give you a jar of good wine." I am tired. Xuan Niang, Xuan Niang! Give me money!"

"Ah, okay, Shiro, what do you think? It doesn't really matter."

That Xuan Niang came back to her senses after being called out. In a hurry, she actually turned over her hand and took out a piece of gold horseshoe as big as a palm.

The shopkeeper's eyes also widened, and he immediately raised his hands and said, "The knight has said it before. We are all guests from far away. There is no reason to live in a stable. The master is here, please follow me, and the man will serve you the wine!"

Thinking about it, such an episode is not uncommon in a place like Longmen Inn, but quite a few people in the inn, including Li Fan, had their eyes rolling and followed the three people behind the shopkeeper.

Of course, the main thing is to go see the young woman called Xuan Niang. It is not ruled out that some people just want to see the big breasts of the fifth brother...

In terms of appearance, this Xuan Niang is not necessarily any more beautiful than the mixed-race girl just now. I asked Li Fan to evaluate it, and it was almost 80 points. Classical egg-shaped face, three courts and five eyes, dignified appearance, young hair, sloping bun and black eyebrows, white and greasy complexion, and at the same time, he was thinking about Shiro, with a look of sadness in his eyes, biting his cherry lips, with an expression The sadness makes people feel pity, and maybe the score could be slightly higher depending on the person.

But what's rare is that this girl has a great figure.

It's really amazing, even though she's wrapped up so tightly that there's no leakage, but she's still a member of the martial arts world. She wears tight-fitting training clothes without any skirts or robes to cover her, which makes her tall figure and slim waist even more obvious. The legs are long, curvy and graceful. She has a nine-headed body that is completely like a supermodel. When she walks, she looks like a goddess strolling. A scent of sweat drifts through her body, twisting the necks of passers-by.

The victory lies in mature beauty. She is still a first-time wife, with a bud ready to bloom, rich and attractive. The fat is in the right places, distributed just right, and does not look bloated and unnecessary.

‘Li Fan’s mood has greatly improved by 1 point’

Kun patted him.

‘Kun said to throw in some more peanuts to eat’

I'm so annoying you! Eat it, eat it!

Li Fan threw away the plate and sent Kun to chase the peanuts. Turning around and looking again, Xuan Niang had already followed the fourth brother and the fifth brother to the private room upstairs.

What a pity... But that catwalk up the stairs just now, that hip bone, tsk tsk, it's totally okay to add 10 points to this figure...

Cough cough cough! Don’t get me wrong! Li Fan focused his eyes not on the young woman's figure! He just wanted to observe the strength of these people in the martial arts world. After all, Xuan Niang wrapped her body so tightly. She must have taken out the horse hoof gold from the storage jade Perry just now, so he stared at the three inches below the navel, wanting to see See what level of Qi training the other party has...

Of course you can't tell by looking, you have to touch...ahem! Think about it, just think about it...

After drinking some more rice wine and reflecting on it for a while, when I was still thinking about it, there was a lot of noise at the door of the inn.

kindness? What a beauty this time! Let Tao Ye come and taste it!

Li Fan immediately turned his head in excitement, and then at a glance he saw a man with skin as good as snow, rouge and blush, powdered eyebrows, furrowed eyebrows, and gleaming eyes... a man!

"Pfft! Cough cough cough cough cough!" Li Fan almost choked to death.

"Huh? Huh!" The painted 'man' glanced at him, and the diners in the hall kept silent and lowered their heads, not daring to look at him, so they didn't pay much attention, slapped their hands on the counter, and said in a high-pitched voice, "The shopkeeper Yes! Stay in the hotel!"

"Come here, sir, you've been waiting for a long time." The shopkeeper hurriedly came out from the backstage. When he saw this 'man', he looked at the eight people behind him who were wearing hats on their heads and capes on their shoulders. They lowered their heads and nodded like wolf dogs. The guard with a knife also knew where this person came from, "Father-in-law, please give orders..."

The eunuch was not polite and ordered, "Clear the second floor! I'll take care of all the upper floors!"

"Ah, this...yes, yes! Get out of here immediately! Father-in-law, wait a moment, man! Serve good tea! Serve good wine!" The shopkeeper glared at the eunuch, and immediately hunched over and went upstairs again.

The waiter also nodded and bowed, and ran to apologize to the diners in the lobby. Those merchants had just been overtaken by the two male and one female samurai, and now they had to change tables before they could sit down, which was unlucky.

But those who were doing business certainly didn't want to cause such trouble, so they took the initiative to give up their seats to make room for the eunuch and the guard to have a drink.

While Li Fan coughed, he also looked at the group of people from a fresh perspective.

Needless to say, the guards were all tall and round-waisted. They wore military uniforms under their cloaks. Their movements revealed the chain mail in their sleeves. Their knuckles were thick and covered with calluses. At first glance, they looked like serious soldiers. They might also be practicing military strategists. A master of domination skills.

The eunuch is not simple either. There are a bunch of storage jade pendants around his waist. Maybe he was on the road just now. During his breathing, his whole body and skin were filled with white air that was flowing and steaming. It swirled around his head and was sucked back into his abdomen through his mouth and nose. , it is clear that he has practiced Qi.

Li Fan took another look. He had never seen a living eunuch. Although in film and television works, this kind of profession is usually seen by villains and clowns, but to be honest, the eunuch in front of him actually has a good foundation and has good facial features. He is quite handsome, not the kind of androgynous person you can tell at a glance. Moreover, she only wore female makeup. At first glance, she looked similar to the stars Li Fan had seen in advertisements in his previous life, so that Li Fan didn't even react... After all, who is a serious man who always wears lipstick...

"Is he from Li Qiu Palace? Why did he come to such a remote place to show off his power..."

"Shut up and don't cause trouble at a time like this."

The unlucky businessmen moved to the next table and were also discussing in low voices. Li Fan glanced at them subconsciously and suddenly felt something was wrong. But he couldn't figure it out for a moment, so he couldn't help but turn his head and look at them again.

As a result, this movement was too big, and the leader of the other party noticed it and took a look. The leader was a bearded man, wearing a square crown and a long robe. He nodded to Li Fan with a smile and knocked on the table. The other businessmen also stopped chatting.

Li Fan looked away and pretended to be nonchalant, but in fact the sweat on his back was already seeping out.

Come on, I know the name Longmen Inn is unlucky, and something doesn’t seem right about these people!

Although he was not sure, the businessman leader showed his hands when he knocked on the table. Li Fan could see clearly that there were calluses on the tiger's mouth and the left side of his index finger. Maybe he was using a sword. And that big beard is also very fake! There are five or six people in this group, and those who are pretending are probably not doing anything good!

Kun! Kun! The momentum is not right, we have to withdraw first! Wow, where did you go again?

Li Fan huddled under the table and looked around, but Kun couldn't be found. The waiter actually led a few people over.

"Little Master, I'm sorry that there are so many people here today. There will be some military guards patrolling the mountain coming over for dinner later. Can these guys share the same table with you?"

It was the mixed-race girl and her two followers who were attracted by the man.

Li Fan picked up the wine jar and said, "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. I just finished eating. I'm leaving now."

"Thank you." The mixed-race girl put the green gauze on again and nodded to Li Fan to thank her.

Li Fan only smiled at her and didn't say much. If you were to say that this foreign girl took two escorts all the way across Buzhou Mountain to enjoy the mountains and rivers, he wouldn't believe it. Beauty is a curse, just take a look, but don't get caught up in it.

As a result, Kun hadn't been found yet. Li Fan looked at the two men and one woman just now and actually followed the boss downstairs. People like them, who were from the world, didn't seem to want to provoke anyone in the palace. I was about to move to the standard room downstairs.

At this time, the door of the inn was banged again! ’ I have to kick him away.

"It belongs to me! Lou Guan Yao! Mu Long Dumu has come to Buzhou Mountain! I almost scared the shit out of me!"

"Hahaha, UU Reading www.uukanshu.net Chief Ji, you screamed so loud just now!"

"Bullshit! Just leave it alone! The shopkeeper! Serve wine and meat! Suppress the brothers!"

Twenty or so armored soldiers were noisy, with voices as loud as gongs, shouting and shouting, holding their halberds upright at the door and filing in, their scabbards clapping on their skirts and armor, as if As if he wanted to show off his martial arts skills.

At first, a bearded bald man held an iron helmet with golden pheasant feathers in his arms, wiped the sweat from his bald head and shouted, "Shopkeeper, please give me some iced rice wine to quench your thirst..."

The halberd leader suddenly raised his head and looked at Xuan Niang who was coming down the stairs. She was probably helping change Shiro's dressing just now. Her clothes were wet with hot water, revealing her tightly wrapped body. With her exquisite figure, every detail of her thighs is revealed.

So much so that the bald man couldn't help but rub a handful of sweat on his beard and said, "Wow~~"

The soldiers also came over to take a look, puffing their nostrils and exhaling.

Come on, what are you talking about? Beauty is a disaster these days...

Xuan Niang blushed, covered her chest and turned sideways. The fifth brother stood up to block her, bulging his big chest muscles and roaring.

"What are you looking at, you bitch!"

"Huh?" The eunuch turned his head and glared at the fifth brother...and swallowed...

Li Fan, "..."

"Children of halberds! Chief of euphorbias!" The shopkeeper smiled awkwardly and came up to stop the bald head. "This guest was injured after falling while riding a horse. Please give me some face..."

"Thrown by a horse?" The bald head looked away from Xuan Niang's thigh and glanced at Shiro's wound, "Fart! That was clearly cut by someone! I see that you are clearly horse bandits! Handcuff them all back!"