The Taoist ancestor is Cthulhu

The Taoist is Cthulhu Chapter 492: Children can be taught

"Uh...oh oh oh oh"

Qin Jiu woke up with a burst of severe pain. When he opened his eyes, he found himself hanging upside down among the pine branches. His clothes were in tatters and he couldn't move. His whole body seemed to be falling apart and throbbing in pain. He couldn't help but let out bursts of wailing.

"Oh...Help, help...Damn old guy...Are you crazy? Just leave me like this...Oooh, it hurts..."

"You know it's okay if it hurts. I'm a man. Don't cry if you scratch your skin."

Qin Jiu glanced sideways and saw the white thunder monkey ghost standing on the pine branch watching his joke.

"Yes, it's you! Monkey, big monkey! Please help me, I was thrown from the sky by an old madman!"

As a result, the monkey's face turned cold, "Huh, you really have no brains, no eyesight, and no manners, and you don't even have a hang-up. How can you walk around like this? Are you looking for death? Hang up for a few days and reflect on it!"

Qin Jiu was dumbfounded, "Don't, don't go! Monkey, don't go! Help, help! Help!"

Qin Jiu desperately tried to struggle, but the vines tied him tightly, as if his vertebrae were bent, and he couldn't exert any strength. He could only cry out and beg for mercy.

"I was wrong, I was wrong! Monkey Immortal! Monkey Immortal! Please save my life. I will go down to the river to catch fish for you to eat?"

The monkey glanced at him, picked up a pine cone and threw it on his head.

"Are you stupid? Do monkeys eat fish?"

When he heard that the other party had not left yet, Qin Jiu hurriedly shouted, "Monkeys don't eat anything... Oh, tell me what you want to eat. I, Qin Jiu, swear that as long as you save my life, Monkey Immortal, I will eat whatever you want." Go get it for you!"

"Hmph, it doesn't matter if you know how to be soft and deceitful. Although you are stupid, you are not hopeless."

Although the 'White Monkey' said this, he had no intention of letting him go. He threw a series of pine cones, hitting Qin Jiu's shoulder blades and heart, making the kid scream in pain.

"Ouch! Ouch! It hurts! It hurts! Spare your life, spare your life, Monkey Fairy! Spare your life... Hey! Are you done with this stinking monkey! I tell you, a scholar can be killed but not humiliated!"

"Hey, you still know that scholars can be killed and cannot be humiliated. Have you read the book? Why am I humiliating you? Come and bite me."

The 'White Monkey' seemed to be circling Qin Jiu, deliberately torturing him, throwing pine cones at him from all directions, hitting Qin Jiu until his whole body was sore, swollen, hot, painful and numb, and his back and shoulder blades rattled with force. There was a rattling sound, and the essence and blood were suspended upside down and flowed backwards into the various orifices of the heavenly spirit.

"Hey, stinky monkey, don't be too arrogant! I, Qin Jiu, am a disciple of Mozhu Mountain! My master, Qingyue Shenjun, is near to the left! Let him know that you, a monster, bully me and will never let you go!"

The ‘White Monkey’ still kept moving and sneered,

"Oh, Qingyue Shenjun, I'm so scared! Is that the old immortal who threw you from the sky? You called him an immortal and still expect him to save you? You pointed out that the master is always with you To save you? Then keep shouting, shout louder, and see if he will come to save you?"

Qin Jiuyi saw that his mouth was dry and his mouth was dry, but it was no use. The monkey was torturing himself like crazy, and the pine cones were smashed so hard that the pain was unbearable, so he had to give up begging for mercy and kept silent to avoid venting his anger and damaging his muscles. Tighten up and try your best to be patient.

Although Qin Jiu has just joined the sect and has just learned the basics of Qi refining, he has not yet practiced any other foundation-building skills, let alone the Hegemony Skills, which can infuse the whole body to increase the defensive effect.

But he found that the monkey probably hit himself deliberately to hurt himself. Each blow hit the same place on the body, and it hit the same place over and over again. The pain was excruciating, so he took the blow three times, and he immediately practiced it and remembered it. After knowing the attack position and sequence of the pine cone, he mobilized his only breath in advance to the position where the pine cone was hit to resist the blow.

"Huh?"

The 'White Monkey' lost the pine cone for a while and saw it, but as if he was surprised, he suddenly came up and dug a finger into Qin Jiu's shoulder. The pain almost made him discouraged, but he still persisted and did not scream. There was cold sweat on my forehead.

"You kid, you have something..."

Qin Jiu's lips trembled, he glared at Monkey Face, and turned away with a "hum".

"Hehe, kid, you're angry, don't be angry. I'll beat you ninety-nine and eighty-one times. After I'm done, I'll let you go if you feel better. Just bear it. Hehehe, I want to see how you can bear it. How long. Hehe."

Qin Jiu rolled his eyes. He had no choice but to grit his teeth and accept it, while Li Fan smiled happily.

Unexpectedly, I picked up a treasure.

Yes, he is actually not being petty and deliberately tortures this guy Qin Jiu. It’s just that this guy’s bones are really bad, so he takes this opportunity to help him break his muscles and bones, open up his Qi apertures, and reshape his body, even if he is beaten. Even if it becomes a cripple, it will be the same if it is pinched with fairy chalcedony. It will be more convenient when practicing in the future.

But I didn't expect that Qin Jiu did have some talent. Although the qualifications for cultivating immortals and practicing Qi are just the qualifications of ordinary people, if it were not for the "revival of spiritual Qi" now, he might not even have the sense of Qi.

But it seems that because he has been fishing since he was a child, he has a rough skin and thick flesh, and he has some talent and understanding for martial arts. After only three blows, he was able to accurately remember the order of the Zhou Tianqi orifices that were hit by the pinecone. Not only could he tighten his muscles in advance to avoid injuries and shocks, but he could also focus his breath in one place at will to reduce his own injuries. Moreover, even the pure Dao breath that Li Fan attached to the pine cone and Jingtian finger to help him open up his meridians was immediately absorbed by him and turned into his own body-protecting Dao breath!

This guy is a genius.

So Li Fan was very happy. In order to prevent Qin Jiu from being complacent, he also secretly increased his strength on the pine cone. No matter how much Qin Jiu's Tao breath absorption increased, he always maintained the body-protecting energy that could defeat this kid with one blow. The pain was so intense that he gritted his teeth.

After being beaten like this for one hundred and eight times, Qin Jiu finally couldn't bear it any longer. He broke away from the vine branches with a "ha" sound, jumped out from the pine tree, and ran quickly, turning his head and cursing as he ran away.

"You said it eighty-one times, I'm counting! You damn monkey, you don't mean what you say!"

Then a pine branch hit his mouth with a "snap", causing Qin Jiu to tilt his head and fall over. He covered his mouth and moaned. His nosebleeds spurted out and his lips swelled up.

Li Fan chuckled and slapped the pine branches in the palm of his hand.

"Believe whatever others say. You don't know how you will die in the future. Stand up and don't cry."

Qin Jiu stood up with tears in his eyes. His mouth was swollen and he couldn't open it for a while. He could only "wuwuwu..."

"I told you not to cry!"

Li Fan swung his hand and hit Qin Jiu with a stick, causing the back of Qin Jiu's hand to swell.

"Ouch!"

Qin Jiu was so painful that he almost jumped into the tree. He said he almost jumped because he had just landed on the tree trunk, and Li Fan chopped off the trunk with a pine branch, stepped on the air and fell, causing him to flip over.

"Ugh... no, I don't know what to call this senior... How did Qin Jiu offend you..."

Unable to fight again and again, unable to escape yet, Qin Jiu was desperate now and had no choice but to lie on the ground and raise his head.

This time he saw clearly that the person opposite was not an ape, but a human monk. Although the leather jacket is completely white, if you look carefully at the monkey face that is shining like a dark purple void in the hole, it really doesn't look like a 'human being'.

"No, I can't be a senior. I'm a monkey. Well, just call me Monkey King."

Li Fan looked at the shivering Qin Jiu with a smile.

"I, Monkey King, have been entrusted by your master Qingyue Shenjun to teach you some basic skills."

Qin Jiu almost lost his temper, "You almost beat me to death, what kind of entry-level skills are taught like this!"

Li Fan raised his hand and struck Qin Jiu with a pine branch on his neck. He turned 360 degrees in the air and fell to the ground. A large piece of the skin on his neck was knocked off and blood dripped from his neck.

But Qin Jiu stopped crying and screaming. It was so lifelike and harsh that it was as if he was beheaded in front of his face. The murderous blow completely stunned him.

The boy in ragged clothes, dripping with blood, and with pale lips lay quietly on the ground, as if he had been killed by a sword. He stared blankly at the blue sky, forgetting to breathe for a moment.

"For starters, of course it's about saving your life."

Then Li Fan appeared in his field of vision, casually wiped off the pine leaves and bark and sawdust on the branch, leaving only a clean soft branch, and patted his face.

"You don't want to die, right? You don't want to feel pain, right? If you don't have the ability, can you do it?"

Qin Jiu watched Li Fan stunned for a while, gritted his teeth, wiped away his tears, and got up.

Li Fan nodded, "Yes, stand up and find a way to survive."

Well, to be honest, bullying kids is actually quite fun. Ahem...

To be honest, Qin Jiu really has potential. Not only does he have that kind of martial arts understanding, but Li Fan is also convinced that this boy is indeed the reincarnation of the Blood Infant Demon Doll, because when faced with his instant sword intention, he actually I didn’t pee my pants, didn’t collapse, and could still get up.

Children can be taught.

In comparison, paying tribute here is much less exciting.

On the main body's side, Li Qingyue, who was dressed in a vermilion court dress, was holding a wat board and sitting upright on an ox cart. There was a Lizhou Mu's Chi Jie beside him. , enter Tianshiyuan along the street.

In fact, it can be reached in the blink of an eye, but according to the regulations and etiquette of paying homage, Li Fan, as the envoy of Lizhou Mu, can only set off from Yuntai Peak with a frame and rely on it and enter the customs on foot.

The procession of foreign vassals entering the court had to meet Da Honglu outside the city wall of the old imperial capital, and then they could enter Luo under the leadership of Honglu Temple Minister. Under the escort of Jinwu Guards, they would parade around the Tianshi Wall and along the streets for three days. In order to show the majesty of Ziwei Immortal Palace, all the nations come to Dingding to determine the world.

In fact, many of the tribute equipments were fully rented from Honglu Temple. It was equivalent to loaning them out for three days to parade around and then returning them. But it is a matter of diplomacy and vassalage. It is an image project for the sake of appearance. In this way, when you pay tribute and I give you rewards, you can make money in a name from top to bottom. The palace will gain face, and the people can also watch the fun. , everyone is happy, it’s the same as celebrating festivals, holding expos, sports games, etc., you know.

Although Li Fan just came to go through a process, he had already been distracted and focused his main attention on training Qin Jiu. However, he was secretly observing the strength of Immortal Palace at this time, and he had to admit that although the world gave him These ministers have made a mess, but Sanyuan is far from the time when his strength is exhausted and the building is about to collapse.

Sanyuan is still the most populous and prosperous imperial capital in the Central Plains, or in this world.

Although the clan was weak, the vassal state was in war, and the people were in dire straits, the Sanyuan Immortal Clan was prosperous as never before.

With Zhenzhou now pacified, most of the wealth and population in the sacred land have been swallowed up and occupied by Sanyuan. The Heavenly Soldier Jiedushi of Genzhou was happy and paid tribute as early as possible. He used a large amount of gold, silver and silk from Hebei to purchase the armaments of the Immortal Palace in order to suppress the crusade against Jiedushi from various places. The war in Kunzhou continued, and many wealthy families in Kunzhou fled to the pass with their wealth.

The Imperial Court of Immortal Palace lost its control over the Twelve Kingdoms due to the simultaneous use of large armies to wage war in the east and west. However, the pockets of the local Immortal clans became more and more swollen as the Immortal Palace spent various military expenditures. The local areas were invaded by rebel armies, refugees, No one will be able to find out whose control the resource territory that the Demon Cult took away from the Immortal Palace fell into.

Therefore, there are fewer and fewer places in the world that Ziweiyuan's royal edict can control, but the Taifu Mansion supported by the Sanyuan Immortal Clan can control and mobilize more and more soldiers, horses, money and food.

It can be seen that the power of the Immortal Palace is not really weakened, but this power has just been transferred from Ziweiyuan to other places.

And before the power of the three major factions is exhausted, I'm afraid there will still be fighting.

But not to mention those who are far away, Li Fan can also feel how tense the situation in Sanyuan is now.

On the first day of the parade, seven people came to the roadside to look at Lao Xuanmen, who was in the Guanghua Divine Realm. There are so many monks in the Golden Core Realm Realm Realm in Sanyuan, Gyeonggi Province, that they are everywhere, and they are too numerous to count.

Well, that's not to say how handsome Li Fan is. Ahem, it's that although he is very handsome, people don't come to see him because of his handsomeness, but to see Qi for fortune telling. To put it bluntly, if people know that they will plot against you sooner or later, they will go out of their way to take a look at the real person and take note of their spiritual knowledge, so that their calculations can be more accurate.

Although I'm unhappy, Li Fan is here to pay tribute. You can't just look at him and tell him what you're looking at! Have you ever thought about tribulation?

After all, after transforming into a god, Qingyue Shenjun is also a world-famous public figure, and he can't kill everyone he saw before, so Li Fan doesn't care, just watch it, watch it if you like. Then one by one they stared back, had a confrontation with their spiritual consciousness, and sent back a magic doll of the Book of Heaven.

Well, these demons are also the product of what Li Fan has learned from studying the Blood Infant Demon Dolls and the System Heavenly Book over the years. They are roughly equivalent to an inner demon that randomly packs a few words from the Taisu Dao Heavenly Book. It is set that when the other party goes crazy, he can overcome it. When the calamity fails, the soul is greatly damaged, the mood collapses, the soldiers are reincarnated, etc., when the road is blocked, the Heavenly Book Demon Puppet will activate, release a section of the Taisu Heavenly Book, and help fellow Taoists change lanes and overtake.

Well, Li Fan is really working hard to spread Taisu Dao. Although this trick is not perfect, UU Reading www.uukanshu.net, so that three out of seven people can see his hidden tricks, but it is still a lot of work. Sincerely, everyone doesn’t have to brag and stare to thank him.

In this way, the first day of the float parade was finally over. Li Fan also stared at a few old men and women until his eyes became cross-eyed and dry before he returned to the envoy's annex for a temporary stay. He didn't even take a sip of the tea. The butler of Taifu's Mansion came to give gifts.

This steward was the one who sent the golden dragon hairpin that time. This time, he sent a plate of ten hairpins again. He didn't give the Taifu's face but also the face of the money, so Li Fan summoned the people to meet and exchange some greetings.

It turns out that the Grand Tutor is currently ill and practicing in seclusion without seeing anyone. However, Duke Shouyang heard that Zhang Qianhu’s friend had come to Beijing and was worried that he would not be able to live well, so she specially sent someone to bring some small money for daily expenses, and He was invited to stay temporarily at Feigong, Zhang Clan's residence in Gyeonggi Province, and to give guidance to the disciples of the Zhang family on their spiritual practice.

In fact, Li Fan has already figured out that Zhang Qianhu and Zhang Chongyang are actually the Taifu's second son, Chongyang Township Marquis, and the identity that General Anxi Sima Wen usually uses when doing business in the world. If you want to guide the children of the Zhang family, I'm afraid you should guide and make friends with the children of the Sima family.

I think back then he was just short of money and just grabbed some money to spend, but the Duchess was so discerning and courageous that she invested a lot of money. Now it's really hard to shirk it.

Moreover, at this time, it is too sensitive to enter and leave the Taifu Mansion. Li Fan, on behalf of Mo Zhushan, is also a little hesitant to get involved in Sanyuan's political whirlpool so early. Unexpectedly, he has already made sufficient preparations to spread his influence. In the name of inviting friends to be guests, and giving guidance to fellow clan members, he is really thorough and considerate of everything.

I saw that not only the Taifu himself was scheming, but also Mrs. Shouyang and the two legitimate sons were among the best, and the whole family was as shrewd as ghosts. Li Fan could only lament that the Sima Clan was probably destined to die.