The Taoist ancestor is Cthulhu

Daozu is Cthulhu Chapter 549: Shifting the blame

"Hello... hello... call the headquarters of Taiwaixian... call the headquarters of Tianwaixian... we need support, we need support..."

"Master Qingyang Altar, why don't you start answering the questions?"

Qiongqi Daozi, who was squatting on the ground subconsciously, raised his head and looked blankly at the divine invigilator and protector beside him, and then at the group of display screens around him that were facing the crystal, writing and drawing on the metal touch pad, participating in the divine cult. Children taking the military grade exam.

Well, judging from their appearance, they look like young people about the same age as the current fat Taoist Qiongqi. Of course, most of them are just foundation builders. These are recruits trained by the divine religion. There are containers prepared by various families, and there are also talents promoted from blood slaves and blood puppets. In short, they are all newcomers who have no "previous life", and may only be at the level of three-hearted or four-hearted disciples. Although they do not have the opportunity to learn the five arts, they will still practice the unique soul cultivation method of the sect and receive various basic educations from the legion. Only those with excellent grades can stand out, pass exams and complete tasks, heart by heart. Upgrading to the backbone of the divine religion is equivalent to the divine version of the college entrance examination.

Although these boys cannot go directly to the battlefield, they can use the 'computer' in front of them to remotely control and command the monsters and monsters on the front line that have been trained and transformed by the cult, so they also need to have basic military knowledge to accept the command of the legion.

Qiongqi swallowed, got up and sat next to the computer.

"No, no, I'm just about to start."

The divine invigilator and protector stared at Qiongqi for a while through the ghostly face of the divine master.

"Master Qingyang Altar, this is the Kunlun General Altar, the Hall of Gods. It is impossible to cheat with the Yuanshen method here."

Qiongqi was angered by the other party's distrust,

"Who, who said I was going to cheat! Did I cheat? If I cheated, I could still make up the exam here!"

The protector looked at him silently,

"I don't understand how you can still take the make-up test here after cheating."

Qiongqi swallowed, well, it secretly brought the cheat sheet last time. Although the invigilator turned a blind eye and let it copy... but the questions it copied didn't pass the test, you bastard!

And aren’t you just fighting? Why do we need to calculate food supplies during a war? That’s a hell of a battlefield! Can't you see there are dead people everywhere?

So Qiongqi squinted his eyes and Hutong glanced at the computer.

Damn it... Another bunch of calculation questions... Calculate the calculations... Why do you ask for the shadow area... Why do you, a cultivator, ask for the shadow area... Is it to calculate the shadow area in its heart? ? ? ?

Qiongqi squinted at the invigilator and protector beside him and roared,

"Why are you just standing here! You are disturbing me!"

As soon as the proctor and protector looked at this guy, he knew that he still couldn't answer a word and was so faint that he drifted away.

Qiongqi squatted on the bench, staring at the computer, holding his head and grinding his teeth. After scanning it, there are only a few questions that it can't solve. If it is a multiple-choice question, it can secretly copy the answers. What the hell is it that it has to write down the calculation process! ? Want to draw a picture? ? Do you need to translate the encoding to calculate the coordinates? ? Damn it!

Qiongqi really wanted to show off, but he couldn't because King Purity said, you idiot, if you really can't pass the exam, go to the battlefield and be a vanguard. But the boss of Mozhushan also said to keep a low profile and not to move while squatting at Qingyang Gate.

Then what should you do if you want Qiongqi! ?

If it passes the exam early, maybe it can become a commander in the legion and participate in remote military operations at Qingyang Gate. But it is not qualified. Then the Dharma King has spoken, can it stay put?

By the way, why didn’t the boss reply? Give me clear instructions...

While Qiongqi was holding his hair in a daze, he suddenly heard the sound of flapping wings. He looked up and saw a crow with red eyes flying into the hall and landing on the 'computer'.

"Ghost car?"

"Master Qingyang Altar, don't talk to yourself and influence others."

The invigilator and protector suddenly came out from behind, said something faintly, and then drifted away.

Qiongqi, "??"

No, haven't you seen such a big bird?

The crow stared at Qiongqi, suddenly twisted its neck, cracked its shoulders, and gave birth to one, two, three... full of them, a total of nine heads. Each crow's eyes shined and they sang in unison!

"Subnets are connected in parallel! Gua!"

"The divine court invades! Gua!"

"The soul is reset! Gua!"

"Sound blocking! Gua!"

"Horizontal definition! Gua!"

"Divinity interference! Gua!"

"The sense of energy is sealed! Gua!"

"Transmit inhibition! Gua!"

"Memory wipe! Gua!"

As the sound of croaking spread, a series of arcs of light shone, as if a shock wave spread out, covering the temple. The entire body of the disciples of the cult who were taking the exam in the temple trembled, and they all froze as if they were stupid and dumbfounded. The invigilators and guardians who were patrolling invisibly around them also appeared one after another. Suddenly, they seemed to be suffering from Alzheimer's disease. They all staggered and moved as fast as a turtle crawling.

"Oh oh oh! So awesome, so awesome! What is this? Is it a way for the soul to cheat?"

Qiongqi didn't realize it, so he clapped his hands.

The nine-headed crows glared at Qiongqi and cursed in unison,

"You evil beast! You are lazy and lazy! You are ignorant and incompetent! You have to make up the exam! You have to cheat in the make-up exam! You cheated and failed!

You still have the nerve to call me to save you from such a bad thing! It’s really embarrassing for me! You kill yourself! "

Qiongqi was so frightened that all the hairs on his body jumped. He jumped down from the chair and fell to the ground.

"Mountain Master, calm down! Mountain Master, please spare my life! Mountain Master, give me a chance!"

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"snort!"

Li Fan was so angry that his liver ached. It would be fine if it was really a mount like a leopard, but although Qiongqi is one of the Four Evils, he is also a clone of Li Fan's own personality changes. I didn't have time to treat him at the moment, so I left him in such a bad state! Doesn't this mean that without the help of Tian Ming, Xuantian's guidance, and the help of the system, Li Fan is actually a lazy guy who is lazy and learns nothing, and will be like this in this life, and he will be done with it until he becomes a god? Even if it's true, you can't let others know!

"That's all! I'm in the process of employing people, so I'll spare your life! Write down this account for now! Calculate it later! Now you copy the questions, become a commander, and follow the army to the battlefield! Come to me on the battlefield Follow those legion apostles and learn your skills! If you dare to be lazy again, I will slap you to death! It only takes a minute to retrain one!"

"Yes Yes Yes!"

Qiongqi Daozi hurriedly got up, landed on all fours, fluttered around the examination room, copying questions everywhere.

At this time, the five senses and six senses of the surrounding invigilators and exam disciples were sealed, and even their sense of time was destroyed. It was as if their thinking reactions were ten times or a hundred times slower, and they were naturally unable to sense it.

Oh, look, look, it's also Li Fan's clone, why is the gap so big?

Qiongqi is a guy who spends all his time doing nothing but messing around and fishing, let alone him, but Gui Che is different. This bird has been working as a demon protector next to Sa Rilang. In the same ten years, he was promoted to the god of transformation. In addition to his realm, he not only refined the "Nine Songs of Taiyi", but also completed the general Yuanshen method tutorial for the disciples of the divine sect. That is to say, there is currently not enough meritorious service to exchange blood for the heavenly book and other superior secrets, and even the "System" given to it by Li Fan Programming, from getting started to getting started, is all about getting started.

You see, the new and improved version of the Hacker Flow Soul Method that combines "Nine Songs" and "System Heavenly Book" is so powerful! The whole place was under control in an instant! If this is used during a fight to overcome a tribulation, one move can turn the tide of the battle and control the map to clear the field...

"Hey! You idiot! You missed a question! It's really hopeless that you can even copy it wrong!"

"Ouch! Mountain Lord, spare your life! Spare your life!"

Sigh, it’s really annoying to compare people to each other...

Li Fan stared at Qiongqi, who was immersed in copying questions. His eighteen eyes flashed, and a large group of blood crows invaded Qiongqi's divine court. Turned into red crow eggs, hiding and lurking in Qiongqi's divine court.

These are the Blood Crow Golems trained by Gui Che's clone. They are different from Li Fan's original Heavenly Book Golem and Taisu Golem. The hacker script content packaged in the Blood Crow Golem is mainly the elements of the Blood Lu God Sect school. God's law. For example, the Blood Demon Puppet, Blood Barrel Divine Sword, Earth Fire, Wind and Thunder, Killing Immortal Light and other secret methods to attack the murderous soul.

Such a Yuan Mysterious Skill, Li Fan could not do much damage when he used it himself because he was calmer, so he used it for Gui Cha, and paired it with system flow demons to invade the Yuan Shen, and he was able to exert his true power with half the effort. Come.

Of course, these blood crow demon dolls were arranged in Qiongqi Daozi's divine court not to deceive the fat tiger. On the contrary, they were to protect its back-up.

Because Qiongqi will be the first chess piece that Li Fan, the Tianwaixian group, officially joins the chess game of troubled times and takes the initiative to play.

Or to be more precise, it is a bait, or even in the worst case scenario, it is Li Fan's scapegoat.

"The Divine Religion has already made arrangements. Let the Legion take the blame. The devil has also been arranged for Qiongqi. If we are really tracked down, we should be able to settle the company if we abandon it... right? Seriously. Do you have to be so careful?"

After helping Qiongqi pass the test by cheating, Li Fan used the ghost car clone to fly to the roof of the Divine Sect's main altar, overlooking Kunlun, and opened another confidential communication channel to get in touch with the system Pisces.

He originally wanted to protect Qin Jiu and the others and go back to Mozhu Mountain, but the system suddenly contacted him again and asked him to arrange a backup to clear the traces to avoid being chased by the company, and even throw Qiong Qi out to block the gun in an emergency.

Li Fan didn't feel reluctant to part with him. After all, Tai Su's incarnation was originally used to ward off calamities. Since he got involved in the demon calamity this time and ruined the company's affairs, there must be consequences.

"If necessary, the company has already called the police."

"What!? Call the police??"

"Yes, we have repeatedly analyzed the logs and analyzed the river map. It is true that the Taifu can sign a contract with the company through that thing and work as a temporary worker for the company. Now that he is dead, the company system will alert the police. We cannot intercept this signal. "

"...No...why did the company really sign a contract with the indigenous people? This kind of plot usually involves a cunning rabbit being cooked by a lackey, abandoning it like a chicken, turning against the person, not recognizing the person, and just picking up his pants and going out?"

Li Kun, "Do you think they are all as good as the three major sects? The 'Sect' is very strict about the spirit of contract, okay?

Moreover, the company should have taken the initiative to call the police. The death of a regular employee will automatically trigger the alarm of the public safety system. The company has not registered new virtual network link permissions recently, so the Taifu should have signed an outsourcing service contract, which is regarded as a temporary labor dispatch. If you work, your salary is settled locally. There is no salary, medical and social security at the door, and there will be no transaction records. It is different from your formal employment benefits. "

Li Fan was speechless for a moment, "...Then why did you call the police? Does the company value the welfare of its employees so much? Then when the Queen Mother was fired, she looked like she had seen a ghost?"

Li Qian, "Can that be the same? That guy was just a writer when he died. He was fired and defected before he died. The Taifu was a manager and business model in the realm of enlightenment! And he also experienced the Taisu Heavenly Demon Tribulation personally. The precious experimental subjects and all the data collected through the calamity are the company's valuable intelligence assets. The company must bind them through formal contracts to ensure that its private information is not leaked.

If you call the police immediately to register a crime, the relevant data will be judged as data patent, and illegal transcription is strictly prohibited. Once transmitted to the external network, it will be monitored by the gateway, and the patent protection law will be triggered immediately, and the company can independently retrieve the lost data. property, the private armed forces dispatched will have unrestricted killing rights. "

Li Fan, "... Damn it, the 'Gate' side is so strict about checking piracy and catching smugglers... Then aren't you seeking death by doing things under their noses?"

Li Kun, "Ahem, the greater the risk, the greater the reward. In short, if something like this happens, the company will definitely send people to recover the remains of the Demon Emperor. Fortunately, Sanyuan made such a big fuss this time, and Xuanmen Daojun was involved. To cover up the secret, the deviation value has already reached the sky. The company should not be able to find out who you are, but it will definitely start to pay attention to 'Li Qingyue'."

Li Qian, “What we are most worried about is that after this matter is brought to light, the company will definitely launch an internal review of the planning failure, the death of temporary workers, and the loss of patent assets.

Don't forget, there is a regional manager sleeping in the cabin on the sun. Someone within the company will definitely ask, when the temporary workers went through the tribulation, when Sanyuan perished, you, the lobby manager Yu Huaxian, were doing nothing but why didn't you take action in the end.

If it's just communication signals, we can intercept them, but if we send people on a business trip again, it's impossible to brainwash them one after another, right? Sooner or later it will be revealed..."

Li Fan's head was blown when he heard this.

"Oh, I know that every time you contact me, something bad will happen!"

Li Kun, "No, there is still good news."

Li Fan breathed a sigh of relief, "Oh, finally there is good news, let's hear it..."

Li Kun, "Our client is dead, and the one you left in Taifu's house also died in the disaster. Fortunately, his broiler body was completely killed, and this line can't be traced to us." ”

Li Fan sighed, "Is this really good news?"

Li Kun, "Wait until I finish. That bastard woke up on the other side of the door. It seems that because the memory was wiped too harshly last time, he didn't remember anything. He didn't even remember that he was linked in to buy minerals." I don’t even remember the incident. The death seemed a bit miserable this time, and it seemed to have caused permanent psychological trauma and physical impairment to the client.

So he finally came to the conclusion that he had linked to the dark web, played some restricted online game, entered the black gold private server, and had his account hacked and his chip burned, so the guy called the police and sued us for fraud and hacking crimes. …”

Li Fan no longer wants to complain.

Li Qian, "Ahem, the good news is that the mining machine he bought from us can be resold again, and the risk of corporate wars is getting bigger and bigger recently, hot money panics, various asset sales, virtual The currency has risen a lot, and the income in the account no longer needs to be delivered, and I even made a small profit without losing money.”

Li Fan couldn't help it anymore, "Fuck! Isn't this a loss!? Now the company is calling the police! The customers are calling the police! The company system is going to catch you! The security system is going to catch you too! And what the hell are these two guys doing?" I did it! You just made a little virtual currency and you think you’re not losing money??”

Li Kun, "...it's not even a little bit..."

Li Qian, "Oh, Anla, it's okay. With so many people calling the police every day, how can the security system manage to come to such a remote plane? What's more, this is the property of the company. Do you know how difficult it is to apply for a search warrant?"

In the end, it will definitely be kicked around. Even if it is transferred to the seventh office, the most it can do is send a document to the company for questioning. The company also needs to protect its own patents. How can it be possible for the agents of the Investigation Division to come in easily, that is, law firms and law firms? The legal advisors are arguing back and forth. "

Li Fan, "...Really? Then how much money you make can you share with me? My family Qiongqi is about to be thrown out and take the blame. Why don't you give some consolation money to your family?"

Li Kun, "Oh? I intercepted the private message sent by the company's executive to his son! It seems that the company really noticed that the project was lost... Damn it!"

Li Qian, "Don't be so surprised, what's the matter...fuck!"

Li Fan, "Hey, don't try to get past me by pretending!"

The system was silent for a while. Just when Li Fan thought the two of them had hung up and logged off, Li Kun suddenly spoke in a deep voice.

"It's a big deal, the search warrant has been approved."

Li Fan couldn't help but feel surprised when his voice sounded like he was really not joking.

"What, the agents of the public security system are going to chase the Tai Chi world? Is it the same seven or nine departments from last time?"

Li Qian spoke, his voice as cold as ice,

"It's not Section 7 or Section 9, it's an agent from the Security Division of the Third Office of the General Administration of Public Security, from Earth. The Zhuanxu branch, which has entered the company with a search warrant, will sooner or later be linked to 49327 and come to the Tai Chi world."

For a while, the three of them had their own thoughts and were silent.

Li Kun was the first to speak, "Have you discovered us?"

Li Fan also urged, "At this point, are you still unwilling to confess? What else is there that you are hiding from me? Are you still willing to wait until Wu Dao signs the contract?"

Li Qian sighed, "...I really don't know this bit of information. If they are keeping an eye on me, I have to be more cautious when shipping mining machines..."

“You’ve been worrying about shipping for a long time!

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The system was silent for a while, and then Li Qian spoke again,

"But the third department, the Security Department, is mainly responsible for security protection, protection of important personnel, and technical confidentiality. Once they are dispatched, they are not here to arrest researchers, but to investigate technology leaks. I suspect that they are here for your system chip. of."

"My system chip? Oh, I see. Isn't that sooner or later? And it took ten years to find out. It doesn't seem to be very powerful..."

Li Fan also knew that the origin of his upgraded chip was probably not very clean. When he was trying to grab the chip, a lot of people died and the space station exploded. The plot was delayed until now. He even felt Already earned.

Li Qian continued,

"It is inevitable that someone will investigate, UU Reading www.uukanshu.net But the key to the problem is who is tracing. Initially, you used a third-level chip, civilian technology, which is no longer enough to support Taisu Dao's information collection. We feel that Since you upgraded so quickly, I plan to give you a step-by-step upgrade to a level 5, professional chip that is a member of a large company.

At first we thought the chip was stolen, but we thought that even though it would offend the company, the Economic Crime Investigation Bureau would still be in charge of the project. If you were hiding in the territory of other companies in the Tai Chi world, there would be nothing they could do to you. But now it’s three agencies that have come forward..."

Li Fan, "Why are the three places so awkward? What's the big deal... I'll give it back to them?"

Li Kun added, "Are you really willing to give it up? Don't say I didn't tell you. One technology is open source, made by citizens for their own use, 456 private patents, blueprint fees, free commercial circulation, level 7 technology is restricted, and citizens hold it under their real names. , security reporting, eight-level strategic dangerous technology, real-time positioning, inspection and control, nine-level unknown technology, pending threat assessment, ethical review. The Security Department usually only registers gadgets with technology level seven or above, and manages and restricts the circulation of dangerous technologies. .

If it were a level 7 chip, you would know from the registration form that no fool could sell it for the price of level 5. If it were a level 8 chip, a squadron-level legion would have jumped on it ten years ago. That is to say..."

Li Gan said, "That is to say, what you are using now must be level nine technology. I don't know which cutting-edge laboratory it came from."

Li Fan, "Wow... So what exactly is this thing used for? I don't think I found anything special?"

Li Kun, "Didn't you listen to me? Unknown technology. We don't even know where this thing came from. Who knows what use it can be. Anyway, people from the third place are coming. Why don't you arrest two of them and ask questions?" ask?"

Li Fan, "...Okay."

Anyway, just leave the blame to the Legion.