The Taoist ancestor is Cthulhu

Under the bright moonlight, the goat cub carried the expressionless Daozi, and the beautiful girl sat sideways on the back, strolling leisurely on the lake.

Objectively speaking, this scene is quite beautiful, but the hosta covered her face the whole time, like a frustrated little daughter-in-law.

Zheng Zetian rubbed his nose,

"Why don't you lend a hand and hold my shoulder? I see you are quite thin. Let's squeeze together and you can barely sit down. Don't slide down if you lean on your side like this. You are wearing such thin clothes. You will catch a cold if you fall into the lake. ."

Hosta gritted her teeth and said angrily in a muffled voice,

"Don't talk to me! It will be embarrassing to let acquaintances see me!"

Zheng Zetian shrugged and ignored her, but after walking for a while he couldn't help but rubbed his nose.

"You smell too bad. It's been a long time since you took a shower."

"You! Hey hey hey!

"

The hosta's silver teeth are about to be chewed into pieces.

"I wash it every day! This is a natural body fragrance!"

"Oh, so I call you Yuhan, right?"

Zheng Zetian nodded to express his understanding.

"Then let me prescribe you a prescription to clear away heat and remove dampness. Two qian of black plum, two qian of schisandra chinensis, and half a qian of licorice. Decoction in water and take one dose per day, once in the morning and evening."

The hosta frowned, looked sideways, and blew the boy's hair, "What are you talking about?"

Zheng Zetian sniffed his nose,

"Well, your situation is a bit serious. Then use gentian, cornus, and pachyrhizus for 2 qian each, Imperata cognac root, honeysuckle, plantain, 3 qian each, raw stone powder 61 powder, 6 qian each, and boil it in water. Take it, two doses a day, one course of treatment for six days, and see if there is any improvement after three courses of treatment.

Why, I can’t remember these sentences. Do you want me to write them down for you? "

Hosta reacted and almost cried.

"Wha, what! You! You are the only one who is sick! Hey, you are so angry with me! You are so angry with me!"

Zheng Zetian covered his nose,

"Fellow Taoist, if you don't get rid of this smell on your body, you will attract demons. You won't be able to hide it even if you go to the battlefield and pretend to be dead. What's more, if the breath is so serious, the internal organs may not be harmonious. There is a hidden danger of chapped qi orifices, so it’s better to treat them as soon as possible.”

Hosta is going to be pissed off by this fool.

"Who, who wants to go to the battlefield! I only practice to keep my beauty forever! Why go to the battlefield! And it's so delicious! I like it! I also saved money on rouge and gouache! I want you to take care of it! You are just jealous of me!"

Zheng Zetian was also speechless. He didn't want to worry about it, but the smell was too strong. It was really unpleasant not to spit it out, so he cut off a piece of clothing and covered his mouth and nose.

"Your internal breath is out of tune. In more serious cases, there is a hidden danger of internal injury. You smell good now because you are in the foundation building stage. Your internal Qi is thin and the smell is not strong enough. But in the future, your body will be finalized or your state will be improved. If it grows, or if the condition becomes serious, it will become smelly. Doesn’t your master, a Taoist, understand this? Or hasn’t he warned you?”

"Yes, it will stink!"

Hosta immediately became alert,

"Is it really going to stink? Don't lie to me! How old are you? Do you understand medical science?"

Zheng Zetian covered his mouth and nose with linen clothes and said in a muffled voice,

"I have become a doctor after a long illness. What I have learned is very complicated. Although I cannot claim to be proficient in it, it is still effective. If you don't believe me, just ask the real person in Mozhu Mountain yourself."

Hosta narrowed her eyes and stared at him for a while. She was probably stimulated by the smell. Tao Zi poked at him and whispered,

"Tell me the recipe again, I didn't remember it..."

So Zheng Zetian told it twice more, and the hosta was memorized in a low voice.

You have to listen to just a few words three times, you're so stupid.

This kind of qualification used to be reserved for gangsters from the Black Lotus Sect, but they were not qualified to join the Taoist Sect. Zheng Zetian knew this.

It seems that Hosta's master keeps her around like a sachet. This is true for one's own disciples, let alone others.

This 'master' is probably a heartless and merciless person. He might not give the giant a face. If he takes action, the injury on his foot has not healed yet, and he will not be able to use a flesh scorpion to speed up his escape. See you. You have to be a little more cautious.

So he asked again tentatively,

"I don't know which lineage of Xuannv my respected master is. We met outside Zishi Mountain. Could it be that we were worshiping the moon?"

Hosta snorted,

"Didn't you just say that it doesn't matter if you know it sooner or later, you still can't help but ask. Humph, so that you know that my master is the sage of Xuan Yue Yuxu Palace in Xieluo Mountain, the direct disciple!"

"Thank you Luoshan?" Zheng Zetian thought for a while, "Oh, was it possible that there was a traitor in your sect back then, who went to the divine sect and became the leader? Later, he attacked the mountain gate and almost destroyed the sect. In the end, he succeeded as the leader and surrendered and begged for mercy, and promised not to seal the mountain. The Xuanyue Yuxu Palace that escaped the disaster just now?"

Hosta was shocked, "Hey! This is a secret that happened in every year and month! Where did you know about it! I hate it so much!"

Of course you know, at least with the memory of the previous life, Xie Luoshan is also a giant of the Taoist sect, and the ranking of the nine Taoist sects is quite high. Because of this incident, the inner sects are fighting, their face is disgraced, their strength is greatly damaged, and they have been sealed for hundreds of years. Fortunately, the other sects were busy besieging Luo Jiao at that time and had no time to take advantage of Xie Luo Mountain, which allowed them to recover slowly and did not destroy the sect like a certain sword sect.

Zheng Zetian wondered, "Your master's majestic direct descendant did not stay in the sect to guard the mountain, but came to Mozhu Mountain to take refuge?"

Hosta said angrily,

"Hey! I've tolerated you for a long time! It doesn't matter that you have been deliberately provoking words to attract my attention. After all, you are also a boy of this age, but you are not allowed to speak ill of my master!

She went to Qianzhou to help in the battle. She was injured by the Demon Cult in a sword fight, and the evil spirit was deep in her heart. She was sent to Mozhu Mountain for treatment and recuperation. I came here specially to take care of her. "

So, is it because the master was seriously injured that this hosta was poor in skills and neglected to teach? Well, maybe my qualifications are indeed a bit lacking and I can’t teach.

But Zheng Zetian was also a little surprised. Could it be that he really came to Mozhu Mountain for treatment? Isn't it a bait for the company?

"Then what does she want from me?"

Hosta couldn't recognize it anymore and pinched him, "How do I know! I told you that I was the one who sent the message via telegram to lead the way. I will drag you with me tonight too. Tell your sheep to go faster! Look at it. Go and chew that grass!”

Zheng Zetian was helpless, "So I told you to hold on tight and don't fall when you run."

"I'm annoying you!"

Even though Yuhan said this, she still took out a curtain hat covering the scarf and put it on, leaned over, put her hands on Zheng Zetian's shoulders, and supported him.

"That's it! It's really annoying that you think I'm interesting when I'm close! Let's go!"

So the hosta pointed out the way, and Zheng Zetian rode the dirt bug at a trot, across the river, over the forest sea, left the boundary of Tianyu Mountain, and came to the outside of the mountain.

The moonlight is shining brightly outside the mountain, and there is a purple curtain between the sky and the earth. If you stretch your bare hands under the moonlight, if you are a low-level person, it will even sting and smoke. You will feel that your skin is being burned by the moonfire, and the soul and blood all over your body will be steaming. As if going out.

Fortunately, the bamboo talismans of Mozhushan disciples and the waist badges of foreign students all have talismans and seals, which can withstand the moonlight in a short period of time. Moreover, the transformation of the Taisu Realm has not yet reached its peak. As long as you don't look up at the moon yourself, Escape to the shade of the trees, under the cover of the eaves, and probably nothing will happen.

The place of invitation was indeed not far from Tianyu Mountain, and soon the mole landed outside the Zuntian Magic Altar dojo on the top of a mountain.

The hosta put on the curtain hat tightly, and as soon as she landed, she jumped under the shade of the tree to hide, and waved her hand to Zheng Zetian,

"You can go alone. Master practices here every night. I haven't received the true teaching yet, so I can't go in."

Zheng Zetian nodded, "Watch my sheep, don't lose them."

"Hmph, who cares about your sheep...Hey! Don't chew my skirt! This is not grass!"

It's not that it wants to chew grass. Who told you to have such a strong body odor...

So Zheng Zetian walked into the magic circle. If the empty moon outside was like a high-hanging beacon, then across the thin line, the moon in the array was like a fire just a few feet away. The strong smoke and dust blew towards his face, blowing his Taoist robes like a strong wind.

In the distance, two flickering green lights shone from the magic circle, passing through the miasma of evil energy, seeming to guide him.

So Zheng Zetian followed the guidance and stepped into the formation, and soon saw the non-object on the shrine.

From a distance, she saw a woman with an open Taoist robe on her shoulders, sitting on her knees on a shrine. Her hair was disheveled, and her long black hair spread like a waterfall, covering her face and naked torso.

The two green lights that led the way came from the eye sockets behind her hair. The exposed hands and feet were pale and almost bloodless, as if a female body that had been dead for a long time was placed on the altar for worship.

Zheng Zetian bowed his head and said, "Zheng Zetian, a disciple of Mozhu Mountain, I wonder what the True Lord has ordered after being summoned."

At this time the moonlight dimmed,

It was as if someone turned off the lights, the dark clouds covered the night sky, and the light dissipated sharply. Only the pale woman on the altar of Zuntianmo became increasingly grayer. The grayness of old age and death almost burned into the human retina.

Then a hand slowly stretched out from the woman's groin, pushing aside the long hair that covered her body. Vaguely, you can see that on the other side of the waterfall-like long hair, the human body has been opened with a huge wound. The inside is mixed together like paint, with pale skin, black and red internal organs, and pale yellow. Mixed color of fat.

As for that hand, it was wet and crystal clear, like jade-colored glass or fine white porcelain, slowly squeezed out from between the blood, flesh, and sebum of the internal organs, and slowly crawled towards Daozi.

The last piece of mutton-fat jade, withered like an image, crawled out of the woman's body completely, then flashed, flashed, and flashed, like a frame, and moved in front of Daozi in the blink of an eye. There is not an inch of hair on her body, and her whole body is as jade-like as a washed jade statue of Xuannv. If you look carefully, you can even see the meridians and the flowing elixir in her body.

Zheng Zetian watched her performance with a blank expression.

After all, the top of the head of this jade human-shaped figure is clearly marked with "company temporary worker" in big red letters. It is really difficult to ignore, so that the atmosphere of the non-material ghost, the appearance of the ghost is affected.

"Fellow Taoist, don't be afraid. I am Yin Qinglan, a qigong practitioner from Xuanyue Yuxu Palace in Xieluoshan Mountain. The current head of Yuxu Palace, Shenjun Yuanzhen is my father.

Twenty years ago, I followed my Taoist fellow Taoists to Mount Taiyi to help in the war. I received a palm from the Protector of the Blood Demon Sect. The evil spirit hurt my heart and penetrated my bone marrow. I had to be reincarnated.

It was just that the preparations for the liberation of the army were not yet complete, so I kept putting it off. Every night I had to use the Yuqing Yuxu True Marrow Kung Fu to go out of the body and cleanse the muscles, bones, and sebum, so that I could barely suppress the evil transformation process. "

Zheng Zetian looked at the sebum that was left behind like clothes he had taken off, and then thought about the girl outside, he probably understood in his heart.

"Oh, that hosta is the reincarnation container you prepared, right?"

Bi Ren nodded, then shook his head,

"It's hard to find a top-grade Dao fetus. After all, her qualifications are still inferior and she is not a good choice. So I have raised her for so many years, but I still hesitate and want to find a good one. Today I finally found one.

Fellow Taoist, you have extraordinary qualifications, superb understanding, amazing abilities, and the protection of destiny. You are the first-class furnace for cultivating the Tao of Taisu, a rare Taoist in the world. Please give up your love and let me use this Tao body. I, Yin Qinglan, am willing to do three things for you, so as to achieve karma, how about it? "

Zheng Zetian narrowed his eyes, thought for a while, and asked knowingly,

"I've only been a member of the temple for a few days, how did you know that I have great qualifications?"

That jade man is also sincere,

"Although this Nanmanzi from Mozhu Mountain is desperate for money, he will do things after receiving the money. I am offering a reward of 100,000 taels at the auction house for a piece of information. As long as I know the whereabouts of Yipin Daozi, I will finally get it tonight.

Haha, fellow Taoist is my harvest of one hundred thousand taels. According to the intelligence introduction, you also got the true inheritance of Lei Fa? It's very wonderful, such a Taoist body is rare in Xuanmen, so you must not miss it. "

Oh, it seems they didn't tell you that I still have the Holy Book in my hand.

Zheng Zetian didn't panic and still asked knowingly,

"As a disciple of Mozhu Mountain, if you dare to take my body, aren't you afraid of being blamed by the giant?"

The Bi people from Xie Luoshan laughed loudly,

"Hahaha, Big Man? Your backer behind the scenes is Big Man? No wonder, how could a mere golden elixir from Qing Ting Peak be your master? Naturally, it is the insidious Big Man who is plotting behind the scenes.

But you don’t know it yet, the giant in your family is no longer alive! He has not shown his true identity for a year because he has already ascended to heaven! If you don’t believe it, then ask the giant to come out and rescue you, hahaha! "

Are you so confident that the giant will not hit you in the face...

Ah, could it be that the 'last' train, which finally left for Lijiazhuang, was actually to test the whereabouts of the giant?

Zheng Zetian frowned. Calculating it this way, although he stopped the opponent's action 'this time', Lu Qi himself was a railway guard and had plenty of opportunities.

And it has been half a month. I am afraid that most of those who have secretly infiltrated Mozhu Mountain already know the fact that the giant is not in the mountain and has ascended to another world.

Although the other party probably doesn't know that there is a clone of the giant Blood God Son, but that clone is probably not something that can be put on the table as a strategic deterrent. Calculating it this way, being able to hide the matter of ascension for a year, surrounded by so many spies inside and outside the mountains, is not bad.

Bi Ren stopped laughing and said, "Of course, our Xuanmen is fair in doing things and pays attention to cause and effect. This time I have robbed fellow Taoist Taoist body and your Taoist fate, so I will naturally compensate you. In addition to the three promises, I Nature will also help you find your reincarnation.

As for the hosta outside, let her be used by you. She looks pretty good, so I won't treat you badly.

I think the teachings of the Yuling Sect are quite powerful. I gave it a try and the effect was pretty good. If you agree, the two of us can become a couple and practice together, become a pair of divine lovers and support each other.

What if I can make a wish to heaven and make an oath to help you achieve your position as a divine king and never fail to do so? "

Zheng Zetian had no expression on his face.

"Xuanmen is indeed an example of the righteous way. After all the troops have been captured, why are you doing the courtesy first and then the troops? But forget it, I also think her qualifications are too low and she still smells bad."

Bi Ren shook his head and smiled bitterly, "Why should you refuse, fellow Taoist? You can't escape this disaster today, and I don't want to risk offending Mozhushan to kill you. But when you embark on the path of cultivation, you can advance or retreat, and you can only risk your life." Just go get a chance."

Zheng Zetian shook his head and said,

"Fellow Taoist, there is no need to say more. I understand that my qualifications are against the heavens, and I will be jealous of them. How can I be allowed to monopolize them easily?

Fellow Taoist is not the first to rob, and naturally he will not be the last. If you have any means, just use it. "

"Haha, okay, it's good that you have this awareness, but don't rush. The method of military solution is inevitably dangerous. The night is still long. To ensure safety, I have prepared a magic circle..."

"Hey, how can I spend so much time with you, a temporary worker? Come on, come on."

Bi Ren smiled, thinking that this kid was about to die and was trying to be a hero. He stopped talking nonsense and raised his hand to grab it, but it was in vain!

"Temporary? What..."

Then a bolt of lightning flashed past her! Pounce straight towards the monk's true body on the altar!

Naturally, Zheng Zetian started the system! Thunder overload! Jump on one foot! Accelerate with all your strength! He raised thirty-six thunder beads at the real body on the Taoist altar, electric light agitated, flashes of thunder, and he was ready to fight!

"Smelly brat! Ah——!

! "

Bi people turned into Bi ghosts in an instant! In an instant, the fairy-like appearance disappeared, and the fangs and claws were revealed, like an angry Yaksha! Howling and sprinting to catch up! He stepped in front of Zheng Zetian and knocked him away with a sweep of his arms!

"Ha! How dare you attack me first! Even if I kill you like this, it won't be counted as my karma! Hahaha!"

Bi Gui roared and laughed loudly.

Zheng Zetian was beaten so hard that he turned somersaults several times, but he was not seriously injured. After all, the opponent wanted to seize the Taoist body. If he was beaten to pieces, wouldn't it be in vain?

Of course, UU Reading www.uukanshu.net Zheng Zetian did not expect this raid to be successful. After all, he had just overloaded and accelerated to escape in front of the flying sword during the day, and there were hidden wounds all over his body. Although he suddenly burst out and dodged a move, startling the opponent. , after all, still can't struggle in front of Zhenren Yuanying. but……

"You Xuanmen are still like this, with too many calculations and endless nonsense."

"What!"

Bi Gui suddenly reacted, but it was already too late. At the moment he was knocked away, the thirty-six thunder beads shining with glory had been thrown out by Zheng Zetian with his hand, and flew out of the sky with a crash, just in time. So that the sealing formation angle of Zun Tian Demon was broken. When the formation was broken, the moonlight tilted down from the sky and sprinkled the Bi ghost all over.

"Ouch-ouch—!"

The green-faced and fanged Bigui screamed, and his crystal-clear jade body seemed to be infected with some kind of plague. When it was illuminated by the moonlight, a large area was burned black!

"Ahhhh——!"

The skin bag on the altar screamed, and the discarded skin swung its head violently, almost breaking most of the vertebrae on its own, turning the whole thing upside down, and hundreds of arm claws clawed out from the wounds in the internal organs. ! It seemed as if countless demons and evil spirits were about to rush out from the gap in the door opened by this body and descend!

"Ahhhhh——! You brat! You're seeking your own death. Do you think you're smart? Anyway, I don't want that body anymore! If you're in such a hurry to be reincarnated, I'll help you!

"

Bigui roared angrily, smashed half of his body that was corrupted by the moonlight with one punch, and rushed towards him screaming,

"The soul-stealing method of military dismantling——!"

At this moment, the jade Taoist body turned into a blue flame, screaming like a ghost and rushing straight towards Zheng Zetian!

So Zheng Zetian opened his mouth, the tongue coating, the inner wall of the esophagus, and the dense golden talismans and blood vessels flickered, swallowing the ghost and god who came to seize the soul of Xieluo Mountain into his belly, and swallowed it in one gulp.