The Taoist ancestor is Cthulhu

"Ahem, Zetian, please pay attention to the impact..."

Seeing that one of Zheng Zetian's hands was almost reaching under the disciple's shirt, Song Dayou, who was at the helm, almost capsized the boat, so he quickly sent a message to remind him.

Over there, Master Shuxin also whispered, "It's not a hindrance. It's the bad disciple who is ignorant and disturbs my junior brother's practice."

"Yes, Junior Sister Lingchan is infected with the wind and cold and is a little dizzy. I will send her back to the cabin to rest."

So Zheng Zetian directly hugged Lingchan in his arms, took her down from the cabin and put her on the couch. He also used a sheet to wrap her feet. She was wearing so little and it was made of silk and brocade. Don't be so serious. Caught a cold.

When I went out, I heard Master Shu Xin laughing softly in the private room next door,

"Junior Brother Zetian, come here and talk."

"Yes, meet the real person."

Zheng Zetian didn't change his expression, opened the door and went straight into the tiger's den.

Okay, to say it's a tiger's den is a bit of an exaggeration.

There is an alchemy furnace placed in this elegant room, which is filled with fine alchemy incense. In the back room, Master Shuxin took off all his robes and robes, and lay on his side in the banquet. He only wore two white embroidered t-shirts. Single shoes, a pair of white radish-like long legs spread out diagonally, making people dizzy, the creamy yellow obscene clothes embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water are also bulging, and the shoulders of mutton fat as warm as warm jade are exposed, which is even more provoking. Attention.

"You don't need to be so formal. We are all fellow Taoists. Come over to me and sit closer."

Master Shu Xin had a rosary wrapped around his hand. He half-closed his beautiful eyes and swallowed the breath. He swallowed the lingering smoke and breath into his lips and gently spit it out from his mouth and nose. He chewed and refined it repeatedly, refined and polished it. Finally, it is incorporated into the internal organs and abdomen, which is also a superior qi-refining fairy formula.

"Yes, nagging."

Zheng Zetian then walked to the waist of Master Shu Xin and sat down against her thighs. Adjusting the luck of the breath, she opened her mouth to receive a breath exhaled from the cherry lips of the real person Shu Xin, and also practiced it in her heart. However, out of politeness, she could not take other people's breath, and spit it out as soon as it passed through the meridians to help her practice. One course.

Master Shuxin smiled and stretched his legs straight into Zheng Zetian's arms.

"I heard you just gave me some advice on how to move Qi. Two of my girls are very good at it. Can you give me some advice on how to use this technique?"

"How dare you disobey a real person's orders?"

Zheng Zetian then directly held the real person's feet, took off her embroidered shoes, and blew the Dao breath with his fingers like playing a harp. He pinched and massaged the meridians and qi orifices of her feet to guide the Dao breath away.

"Woo!"

Master Shu Xin obviously didn't expect this boy to be so good. His whole body felt numb and his waist was weak. He couldn't straighten up while lying on the couch, so he could only pant slightly and murmured softly and asked,

"...Hey, what kind of magic formula is this for you?"

"Reporting to the real person, it is the secret teaching of Mozhu Mountain, the wonderful body whirling and perfect fingering method of Yuling Dafa."

Zheng Zetian first rubbed her feet, then pressed her legs, and stroked her inner thighs with his hands.

"Wait a moment..."

Master Shu Xin bit his lip and sat up. He didn't care that the obscene clothes on his chest were stretched open and half of them were gone. He leaned close to Zheng Zetian, raised Daozi's chin with both hands, and blew the Taoist breath into his face.

"Junior brother, at such a young age, he is already well versed in such abilities, but is he reincarnated?"

Zheng Zetian smiled and was not polite. This time he opened his mouth and swallowed. He held Shu Xin's thighs in his arms. He secretly used his internal energy and combined with the stimulation of thunder methods to deeply massage the meridians and muscles on her legs.

"Whether it's reincarnation or new life, our monks' pursuit of the Tao is like sailing against the current. If we don't advance, we will retreat. It's nothing more than doing our best and working hard. In fact, it's no different, so why bother."

Master Shu Xin was being massaged by the young man's hands, his face was reddish and hot, and he asked with a little halo in his beautiful eyes,

"After my junior brother is reincarnated, can he still remember the grudges and grudges from his previous life?"

"Is there a Taoist companion who wants to be reincarnated?"

Zheng Zetian looked at her and knew what the other party was worried about. He swayed Master Shu Xin's thighs and asked her to maintain a lotus posture. Then he got behind Master Shu Xin, concentrating thunder power on his palms and fingers, and pressed against her. The light gauze touched her smooth back, pressed the acupuncture points on her back, and said in her ear,

"Don't worry, real person. After reincarnation and awakening, you will remember all the past events clearly. What's more, how can a fairy like you, who has come from this world, be forgotten so easily..."

Master Shu Xin felt his shoulders and back being massaged for a moment. He felt so comfortable that his eyes were blurred. Suddenly he felt a chill in front of his body. It turned out that the clothes on his back were untied. He woke up immediately and realized that he was naked and being hugged by other men. After playing with it in my arms for a long time, how could I be worthy of my senior brother? He straightened up immediately, folded his arms to cover his chest, and said apologetically,

"Thank you, junior brother, for your advice. The Spirit Controlling Technique is really wonderful. I have experienced it myself and I have benefited a lot. However, I already have a Taoist partner to practice with. The following secret techniques probably involve the secret palace, so there is no need to teach me."

"Yeah, it's such a pity..."

Zheng Zetian touched the thigh of Master Shu Xin and did not stand up. Instead, he leaned close to her waist and whispered,

"Sister, in fact, if we practice occasionally, senior brother won't know about it..."

When Master Shu Xin saw that this boy was still touching him, he knew that he was interested in eating marrow and knew the taste, so he glared at him angrily.

"Hey, don't talk too much. I'm just discussing with you. Who do you think I am? Don't let go now!"

Zheng Zetian just lay down, resting his head on the lap of Master Shu Xin, hugging the pillow and lying on the bed with a grin, saying,

"Sister, it's wrong to say that. I leaked the sect's secret method of controlling spirits for you, and you didn't even give me a drink of soup. Then you turned around and used this secret method to please your senior brother. Wouldn't it be a great loss to me? ”

Master Shu Xin pressed his face against his thighs, breathing hot air while talking. His whole body was numb to the bone, and he clenched his teeth tightly to endure it.

"What do you want me to do, give you some secrets of the exercises? Which one do you like, Chan'er Juan'er? Do you want to give one to you?"

Zheng Zetian smiled and suddenly pulled out the dirty clothes from Master Shu Xin's hand.

"How can that yellow-haired girl compare to my sister? Why don't you think about it for me?"

How can Master Shuxin be willing to obey?

"This is a token of love between me and my senior brother. How can I remember you! If my senior brother finds out, will you still be alive? Okay, okay, don't break it if you let go. I'll compensate you for this." …”

Master Shu Xin had no choice but to take off a jade bracelet from his wrist and send it off with a blank check,

"It's not convenient for your master to be outside now. Just wait until you get to Tianyu Mountain and come find me again if you have the chance."

"Hey, just give me a bracelet...Then I want the one on your leg..."

"Junior brother! Hey, don't touch me, it's fine, fine, it's up to you..."

After such a period of bargaining, Master Shu Xin finally got through the flowers without touching a single leaf. He almost managed to defeat the junior brother of Mozhu Mountain without even giving him a sip of soup. He directly earned the master's Dual Cultivation Secret Book "Ying Ling". Dafa only costs a jade ring on the leg. He is worthy of being an old Xuanmen who takes advantage of the fate of immortality to earn his skills.

Of course, Zheng Zetian felt that he was not at a loss. After all, he took the opportunity to earn several mouthfuls of refined Dao breath from Master Shu Xin. This Dao breath is not something that comes from praying to the moon like evil spirits. It must be refined and refined, so if you want to use "Bixia Qingxiao Tianyuan Gong builds the foundation and forms the elixir. At least it is enough to practice in seclusion in the dormitory of Tianyu Mountain for a month like the last time."

"Hey! Why did you come out of Master's room! What are you doing! Then, doesn't that jade ring belong to Master? Give it back to me!"

Um?

When Zheng Zetian raised his head, he saw the Lingbao blocking the cabin again, staring at the jade ring hanging around his finger, glaring at him, his face red with anger, as if he had caught a cat that was stealing fish.

Zheng Zetian swayed from side to side and dodged the boy who rushed to grab the treasure. He tricked him into moving out of the way and stuffed the jade ring into his arms with a smile.

"Why, junior brother, do you want it? Hey, my sister gave this to me. It's still warm, but I can't give it to you."

Lingbao's eyes were blood red. He didn't know what association he made, so he took off the gold ring on his neck.

"How dare you disrespect my master! I will definitely kill you!"

Zheng Ze Tiantong shrank, and at the moment when the opponent made his move, he suddenly flew towards Lingbao, with his toes on Lingbao's knees, kicked his waist and eyes twice, kicked him to the ground on the spot, and grabbed the golden circle magic weapon in his hand. He stepped on Lingbao's neck, knocking him out of breath and subduing him directly.

"You idiot, with your master pampering you, you can kill anyone on sight. Change your temper for me in Mozhu Mountain! Don't cause trouble for your master!"

"Ah, senior brother! Junior brother! What's going on..."

Lingjuan heard the noise and came over.

Zheng Zetian smiled and handed her the golden ring in his hand.

"It's nothing. Junior Brother Lingbao just asked me to teach you two moves."

"Give me a lesson? Do you need a magic weapon to give me a lesson?" Lingjuan said angrily, "Lingbao! Are you showing off your temper again! You still haven't apologized to your senior brother!"

“Ahhhhh——!”

When she saw that Master Lingjuan was facing outsiders, Lingjuan didn't even want the magic weapon, and left in tears. She was probably heartbroken.

Well, of course, he is a predetermined reincarnation container, and his Taoist mind is of little use when his body is taken away.

"Senior brother, I made you laugh. Lingbao has been spoiled since he was a child."

Zheng Zetian smiled, smoothed Lingjuan's hair beside her ears, pulled her and said,

"Junior sister, I have never been to Tianfu Mountain. Why don't you tell me about your hometown?"

"Okay, okay, if you have a chance, senior brother must come to Tianfu Mountain to play. I will take you to Tianlongchi Waterfall to play in the water..."

Everyone likes new things, and Lingjuan is too lazy to deal with Lingbao's spoiled brat. Senior Brother Zheng is handsome, has high cultivation, has good qualifications, and speaks well, so of course she plays with him.

So the two of them went to the deck again, browsing the mountain scenery and talking about some anecdotes about the sky-covering mountains. By the time Song Dayou came over, Lingjuan was already having a rough time, laughing and lying down in Zheng Zetian's arms. Li whispered to his ear.

"Ahem. Zetian, come over and help me steer..."

"It's Master, Junior Sister, I'll come and play with you later."

"Well, senior brother, I'm waiting for you..."

Song Dayou was speechless as he watched his disciple, who was loved by everyone and had flowers in bloom, coming to him with the smell of rouge all over his body.

"Ze Tian, ​​although you are already in the realm of golden elixir, you can just pay attention to your health as a dual practitioner, but you still have to consider the impact of love tribulation..."

Zheng Zetian laughed,

"Master, what are you talking about? I'm so young, how can I fall in love? We are all brothers of Xuanmen. We are destined to become a couple. If not, we don't force it. We just do as we please and have some fun."

Song Dayou was helpless. After all, although he was dozens of years older and had practiced for many years, he had to die when comparing people and throw away goods when comparing goods. He really didn't understand this aspect...

"Oh, you just have to figure it out..."

"Yes, respect Master's teachings."

Of course Zheng Zetian knows it. You really think he has the leisure to hang out with women. After all, this is not the eighth wife who can't beat Shu Xin head-on. Just now, he had stripped the other party naked, trying to take advantage of the opportunity of dual cultivation to find the life gate that would kill him with one strike. However, in the end, he finally kicked the target. The other party actually remembered that he had a senior brother and refused to continue. Then Zheng Zetian Can't really use force.

So after thinking about it, I decided to forget it. If you can't be tough, try soft. First, you should establish a good master-disciple relationship, and then you can take action when you find an opportunity later. If people from the company really come after me tonight, they might be able to get a few backers.

"By the way, Master, why did you say that those Nangong Demons are going to hunt you down? Did you break into their cave and steal some magic weapon? Or did you break into some of their secret realms?"

Of course, Zheng Zetian would not forget his main task of going back and forth for the sake of a few women who joined temporarily, and would inquire with Song Dayou whenever he had the opportunity.

"Oh, Nangong Mozi, well, if you put it this way, the last time I went to clear out the Yushan Demon Cave, it was indeed unusual. I encountered too many snipers and sieges along the way. In the end, eight Nascent Soul Realm masters actually appeared to ambush me. In the end, In our team, only the Marshal and I escaped, and they beat me until my holy clothes were torn..."

"Master Yuan?"

"Oh, Master Yuan Xuanbao, the commander-in-chief of the Eighth Division of Moshan, my superior in the army, I thought that the devil was chasing him so fiercely. He was actually staring at me...

However, after that battle, not only the Marshal, but also many cadres above the rank of Sima were seriously injured and went into seclusion. It is estimated that people from Yushan had to be transferred to take over the positions from Moshan. It was indeed a bit abnormal. How much precaution is needed? "

Zheng Zetian heard it, "Replacement? So the Moshan Eighth Division is not eight divisions, but the eighth division?"

"Ah, I haven't told you about the internal methods of these sects. You have also broken through the golden elixir. It's time to mention it to you."

Song Dayou then explained,

"Whether it's someone like you who came here through immortal fate, or someone from the outer sect who came in through examination and donation, generally as long as you reach the golden elixir realm, you will be recognized as an official disciple of Mozhu Mountain. Of course, most people still have to practice in Tianyu Mountain. Yes, for example, Moshan requires Taisu to learn "Advanced and cultivate to the Yuanying realm to be considered the inner sect true disciple. Lou Guandao also requires the Yuanying realm, and only after passing the Xuanmen college entrance examination can one become the real guardian of Lou Guandao.

However, cultivation has become more and more expensive these days. If you are stuck in the perfect realm of the golden elixir, it is not a problem to live in Tianyu Mountain all the time. If you are excellent in the six arts or can follow the family path, you will go to various sects. Those who hold office positions, such as Tiangong Peak Qixing Peak, and are good at producing agency magic weapons, will find it more convenient to find employment in the future.

Generally speaking, ordinary disciples who do not have family support will still enlist in the army as soldiers to go out for the sect to wipe out the surrounding demons and guard against the invasion of external demons. "

Song Dayou took out a armor and stomach and put it on to demonstrate to Zheng Zetian.

"This kind of mass-produced armor is a treasure developed by a giant. If a monk in the Golden Core realm is equipped with it, he can also compete with the martial arts in the Nascent Soul realm. Those who are good at martial arts and train their masters day and night A Nascent Soul Realm master of physical skills, equipped with the holy clothes specially customized by Tiangong Peak, can exert a combat power that is no less than that of the God Transformation Realm. Those monsters and demons can be slaughtered at will. The Armor Master of Mozhu Mountain can It is not too much to think of it as an army of monks like the Divine Cult Guards Army, UU Reading www.uukaｎshu.net Immortal Palace Heavenly Soldiers.

If the originally designed organization is followed, with those who join the army as soldiers and the top ten as brave warriors, they will basically be eligible to receive custom-made holy clothes. If you accumulate meritorious service, you can serve as an officer. For example, the leader of a hundred men is a sergeant, a team of 500 people is a commander of an army, a team of 3,000 people is the commander of a brigade, and a team of 3,000 people is the commander of a division.

Of course, they are currently said to be the Eighth Division of Moshan and the Sixth Division of Yushan. In fact, the number of soldiers in our Mozhushan is not that large at all. It is not easy to refine these magical armors. They are just empty establishments and are promoted based on merit. .

For example, if I register as a soldier in Yushan, slay demons and perform meritorious service, and I am promoted to brigade commander based on my merits, then if there is a vacancy in front of me, the sect will give me a new division to take over. If there is no vacancy, a new division will be created for me to take over. The officer of the brigade commander.

So to put it bluntly, now counting the achievements, all the officers in Mozhushan, including sergeants, army commanders, and brigade commanders, who should be division commanders based on their merits, can be expanded into six divisions and eight divisions, but In fact, there are not that many people. I heard that there are actually only 3,000 tiger warriors in total. In fact, even three divisions cannot gather together. They are often temporarily based on the manpower that can be gathered during the war, their respective military ranks and cultivation levels. Come to organize divisions and brigades. "

Zheng Zetian said, "Then I can also sign up as a soldier now and receive a suit of armor?"

Song Dayou smiled and patted Zheng Zetian on the shoulder and said,

"I became a soldier because I had no other abilities. You are so smart, you want to practice the Six Arts, and I don't know how much money you can make by being an alchemist. What are you doing as a soldier?"

You don’t need to worry anymore. It’s not like I haven’t beaten Nangong Demon Child before. I can still afford you the cost of the Golden Core Realm. Just practice seriously and don’t be fascinated by the sounds and looks and waste such a good talent. "

Zheng Zetian was silent for a while and nodded, "Yes, I will follow Master's teachings."