The Taoist ancestor is Cthulhu

"This Beichen Sword Sect was the No. 1 sword sect in Xuanmen back then, and the swordsman's killing skills were the best among all immortals. It's a pity..." Fuling paused, looked at Li Fan and said, "Qingyue, come up and bow to me. After practicing for a long time, you may not know the difference, but as time goes by, you will understand that nurture is no match for nature."

"The Dao is one foot high, and the devil is ten feet high..." Li Fan touched his chin.

Isn't that right? Tai Su's Heavenly Way is more powerful or Tai Chi's Immortal Way is more powerful. You won't understand after a fight. It has been more than five hundred years since the Beichen Sword Sect was exterminated, and it is still mentioned like a thunderbolt. It is probably mentioned as a typical case. For example, look at the Beichen Sword Sect, it is awesome, blah blah... In the end, it is not given The quiet spring is extinguished?

The ancestors and sects achieved great fame, but in the end they were used as stepping stones to step on. It is really sad.

Jianyi remained silent, probably really shocked. It seems that it still has feelings for its former sect. But in other words, Xuantian Sword Intention has been trapped by Xu Xing outside the sky for at least five hundred years, right?

Poria suddenly thought of something and asked, "By the way, Qingyue, you have already worshiped the moon, have you noticed anything about your body that is different from ordinary people?"

In addition to the Identity Mental Health System and the Xuantian Sword Intent, which can open up the inner Qi Sea and open up the Zhoutian Meridians in one night, and the Zhushan Sword Intent, which can be sent and received at will with ease, is there anything else that is different from ordinary people? That's probably gone. After all, the body hasn't developed yet. Only when it grows longer can we know whether it is different from humans...

"Oh, maybe the skin has become a little smoother?" Li Fan touched his face.

‘Li Fan’s mood has improved a bit’

"..." Fu Ling was angry and stared, as if she couldn't help but want to pinch him, "You have the ability to connect the heavens and the sky, and the Qi body comes from the same source. You can breathe naturally from the body's hair and skin, just like the state of the mother's womb. , the skin will be as supple and tender as a newborn fetus, which is a natural characteristic of the middle stage of Qi training. You see, I am the same."

It was quite a roar, big and white.

‘Li Fan’s mood has improved a bit’

Poria spat, "Don't be poor. Apart from this, I'm asking you about any changes in your body, such as a pimple somewhere, a hard lump somewhere, or the growth of extra limbs and eyeballs."

"This has never happened before..." Li Fan thought of the old Taoist's arms and the mountain master's pupils, and understood what she meant, "As long as you practice the innate way, will there be such negative effects on the body, just like Qin Jian Master, can the mountain master and Fairy Wangshu mutate into magical shapes?"

"No, maybe it's because your cultivation time is still short. But when you practice the Xiantian Dao, sooner or later there will be some places where the Tao body will be generated. If it is an 'object', you can still recognize it, but the 'non-object' is...

Anyway, don't panic when the time comes, otherwise you'll get carried away and you won't be able to take it back. But put this on first. "

Fuling took out a silk square scarf.

"This is……"

Li Fan vaguely remembered that he had seen similar objects before. The three monks who abducted him to Zhushan were wearing similar silk scarves to cover their faces.

Fu Ling waved her hand, half-hugged Li Fan into her arms, helped him tie his hair and wear a crown, hung up his face towel with a jade hairpin, and covered Li Fan's face, hazy, as if a mist was rising. But after a while, the smoke and cloud dispersed again, and the vision became clear again, but it was not affected at all.

"This is 'faceless'. Some monks who worship the moon have insufficient foundation and will inevitably show different appearances. Sometimes they will influence each other and manifest demonic forms. Not only are they at risk of becoming demons, but they are also seen by mortals in the human world. , may also cause unnecessary damage.

Therefore, all the monks who go out to do business must wear it. If they encounter a demon outside the mountain, they can resist it. There is no need for you here at the mountain gate, but it is my first time to worship the moon at such a young age, so be careful. "

‘Ignorance slightly reduces the chance of mood swings. ’

Oh, the system is officially certified, that might be useful. No, it did work. Li Fan could feel it... touching his back lightly, but he felt calm! Rub rub...

‘Li Fan’s mood has slightly improved by 1 point’

You see, it went from significantly reduced to slightly reduced.

"I'm going to kill you. You're so young and don't know etiquette at all." Poria spat angrily, but she didn't push Li Fan away. She even took out a gold pendant hanging from a red string and tied it on him.

This golden pendant is carved into some kind of auspicious animal. It is round and has a ring in its mouth, which looks like a snail and clam. It fell and landed right on my heart.

Then Fu Ling used two fingers of her right hand to dip her tongue into it, then dipped some red powder on a basin of rouge box, and drew a talisman on the back of Li Fan's neck.

"This is the Jiaotu Calming Mantra. It is not a forbidden spell, but it can ward off evil spirits, suppress nightmares, and prevent disasters. People outside are unpredictable, and sometimes they are more terrifying than the magic form. Qingyue, you must always be careful and don't rely on it. Carrying the wonderful Dharma on one’s body is arrogant.”

This is really teaching him like a child.

"Thank you Sister Fuling for your teaching. Qingyue has taken note of it."

"Okay, it's not that dangerous just outside the mountain gate. Just be careful. Don't stay in my arms and leave."

Li Fan reluctantly got up and followed Poria out of the boat. He stood at the bow and looked out. He saw a fast waterway underneath. He didn't know what kind of big river it was. The water surface was wide, about four or five miles away.

The river flows from north to south, then turns at almost a right angle and flows eastward. Due to the terrain, it creates an alluvial plain, where a large town is located. To the southwest of the river are lush green mountains. Northeast of the river is a bustling place with people coming and going.

At the right angle of the river, Li Fan saw at a glance a seven-story Taoist tower, with brown tiles and black buildings, cornices and brackets, countless scarves and flags on the railings, and thousands of silver bells hanging from each niche.

There is also a big night pearl as big as a dragon's eye on the top of the tower, with green light shining brightly, and the Taoist breath is at the top. Looking from a distance, it seems like a 30-foot iron mace, inserted from the clouds into the world, forcing the river to be cut off. As if driving away.

Under the tower, there are palaces and courtyards, with three entrances and nine exits of balconies inside and outside, as dense as an ant house, like an inner city. There are two straight roads with four horses running parallel, one going east and one going north. Cars and boats coming and going travel along these two avenues along the river. The entire town is also based on these two trade roads. The axis is expanded outward.

"That's the sect outside the Mozhu Mountain. I'll take you to get an errand later." Fuling also lifted the curtain and walked out, hanging a pink veil on the golden-winged phoenix hairpin, covering half of her face.

Li Fan was not surprised and nodded in agreement.

Even if it is a third-rate sect in Shangao, there are still a few Nascent Souls and a group of real people, and they have to show off their basic dignity. Moreover, it can be seen that the Zhushan Sect is quite worldly, not the kind of hidden immortal sect that purely hides from the world.

Of course, you can guess from the fact that Poria put so much rouge, gouache, and jewelry in the boat. The food and clothing expenses cannot all be produced by the practitioners themselves. It is too late for people to become immortals. Whoever does these mundane things is not the same. Probably even ordinary practitioners The utensils were originally bought from the human world and 'enchanted'.

Poria drove the boat down to a trading house in the city. Pedestrians are also accustomed to flying boats and cars, and they are obviously used to seeing Zhushan's serving disciples coming out to buy things. The shopkeeper of this chamber of commerce came to the inner courtyard to pay homage to the fairy.

Fu Ling casually lifted the shopkeepers up with her hands, turned her head and said to Li Fan, "This Jiang Ji Trading Company is the private property of Miss Shijia. I will look after it for her now, while you wait for me to check some miscellaneous matters."

Li Fan is capable of everything. If one person achieves enlightenment, chickens and dogs can ascend to heaven. Not to mention that the backstage is still covered by real people in the Nascent Soul stage. This business must also pay for the daily worship of Fairy Wangshu.

He didn't bother Fu Ling's work, and just strolled around the store at will, looking here and there. He could roughly tell that this store mainly purchased daily necessities, brocades and silks. What was sold were some elixirs, talismans, gold and silverware and small jewelry. Can you believe there is even Qi Kung Fu? Of course, it is written on paper and has no illusion effect. Whether the true energy can come out through visualization depends on the practitioner's qualifications and luck.

But it can also be seen that Hou Tianxian Dao's strength has really dropped, and everything with a clearly marked price can be bought and sold.

And Li Fan also noticed something. He was walking around wearing a mask, and no one around him saluted him.

Of course, it's not that he looked down on this little kid and deliberately offended the practitioners, but that no one really noticed his existence. Subconsciously, his eyes passed by Li Fan, as if he was deliberately ignoring it...

ah! Is this the original principle? Whether it's a thing or not, as long as you pretend you don't see anything, you can pretend that nothing happened, right? Tsk tsk, is it okay to pretend to be an ostrich like this? No wonder you want to button your eyes, you are also drunk...

‘Xuan Tian Sword Intent wants the host to buy a jar of wine’

"Oh, buy wine..." Li Fan rolled his eyes when he heard the system suddenly speak. He could probably guess that Xuantian Jianyi felt bad and wanted to pay tribute to Beichen Sword Sect.

Of course Li Fan would not refuse. After all, now he has discovered that in this world, mental health is the most important thing for Zhennima. It is better to vent with Jianyi, lest this guy is also mentally unhealthy and it is still shrinking in his meridians. Maybe something happened...

Turning around and seeing Fuling still checking the accounts, Li Fan walked directly outside the business and walked to the street.

This town is backed by Mozhu Mountain, and the traders who come and go can do business with the cultivation sect and the family of Master Yuanying. Naturally, they all have backgrounds in the human world. Looking at the regulations on the things on Poria cocos, at least only the nobles, nobles, and princes in the imperial court can take them out.

These business travelers are all rich or expensive, so there will naturally be no shortage of restaurants to serve them, and the quality will certainly be low.

Li Fan didn't take more than two steps before he found a room. The plaque read, "Ke Shan Zhai". There was a queue outside to eat, and there were private rooms in the courtyard. There was also a view of the plum blossom mountain in the attic, and an open-air courtyard. When he stopped, he could see a bicycle. The monk He Yujian descended from the sky and fell into the courtyard to have a dinner.

Oh...it's awesome, this is it...

Li Fan took advantage of his lack of knowledge and forced his way in. The place was bright, clean, and fragrant.

The walls are painted with flying goddesses holding fine wines and delicacies. Can you believe that this kind of Chinese painting is actually a menu? There are also inscriptions written by literati on the side of the dishes. Of course, they are at least seven-character quatrains and a poem. Don't write stupid words like so-and-so came here for a visit. It's embarrassing.

Okay, the marketing of this store is pretty good, is it an Internet celebrity store?

Li Fan looked at the menu on the wall with his hands behind his back.

Pengxueshuang cherry, Mengzeluoyu, Zhumingbingmei, rosy clouds embracing the moon, hibiscus hydrangea, green willow, snow and clouds...

Oops... Frankly speaking, with his literary quality, at a glance, he didn't even know what it was... Can you translate it in the system?

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system?

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"Guest, do you want to have a meal?" Suddenly, the flying goddess painted on the wall suddenly turned her face and said to Li Fan with a smile.

‘Li Fan’s mood dropped by 1 point’

Gan! At this time, you jumped out!

"Ahem," the loser cannot lose. Although Li Fan only had three coins in his arms, which were left by Poria cocos for him to play with, Li Fan still showed the same momentum as when he invited his juniors to have a second round!

"I've been served this, this and this, and here's a jar of good wine!"

Of course, it’s all casual.

The goddess immediately beamed, waved her sleeves, and spread out a cloud of clouds in front of the mural, "Please come in, guests."

oh? Eat in the mural? Is it the private room behind the secret door? Probably not, it's probably a space created by monks' magic, but this gimmick is okay.

So Li Fan walked into the mural with his hands behind his back and looked around. The small pavilion in the secluded garden was bright in spring, and there were many lotus flowers in the clear pond. But around him was a plum forest in full bloom, with red plums blooming and white lotuses blooming, as beautiful as the sunset. Like the first snow. The scenery is really breathtaking.

"What do you think of the scenery here?" The goddess waved her sleeves, and a long table appeared in the small pavilion, full of delicacies.

"The painting is not bad." Li Fan pretended to show off. After all, how could plum blossoms bloom in summer? They were just transformed using magic.

The goddess smiled, turned her wrist, and handed a jade plate to Li Fan.

"The guest is right. This Zhuming Bingmei is made after October. Use a bamboo knife to pick out the best plum stamens, soak them in beeswax and seal them. In the summer months, soak the cup in the ice spring, and you can see the plum blossoms in full bloom. The fragrance is lovely and refreshing. Heartland. Please use..."

Oh, the plum blossoms are really blooming. I saw the goddess holding a tray with her left hand and pouring wine with her right hand. She poured the ice wine on the candied fruits. In the cold air, the red plum blossoms began to bloom.

"Then I'm welcome."

Li Fan picked up the flower bones and threw them into his mouth, chewing...

kindness……

kindness……

how to say……

This appearance is indeed good, but the taste is very subtle...

As a result, before Li Fan could think of how to comment on this dish, he already took out a Divine Gang Sword Qi with his right hand and stabbed the goddess in front of him through the chest, with a smile on his face.

Li Fan was shocked, "What the hell are you doing!"

The goddess was also shocked, "It's my turn to ask this question!"

'Xuan Tian Jianyi said that the evildoer's wine smells bad. ’

Li Fan was speechless, "No, brother Xuantian, I understand you. When a sudden change occurs, you want to take a sip of good wine. A drunkenness will relieve a thousand worries, right? I understand. But in the end, I drank a sip of fake wine from this internet celebrity store." , I can’t bear to leave it alone. But you can just give a bad review, why kill people?”

Then Li Fan turned his head and UU read www.uukｎshu.net "Miss, seriously, what kind of plum blossom preserves do you have? Why does it smell so bad? It really went rancid from winter to summer, right? Without diamonds, it would be Don’t take the porcelain job..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

So the goddess began to change, but the transformation stopped halfway, and she only changed from ah ah ah to aw aw aw.

Because the Divine Gang Sword Qi in the palm of Li Fan's right hand was spinning like a drill, one breath was consumed and another was regenerated, and another breath was replenished after it was extinguished. In an instant, there were countless rays of Divine Gang Sword Qi, which broke through and penetrated into the body of the goddess. , and finally Li Fan inserted his whole right hand into the goddess's chest, and blood as black as ink spurted out from the goddess's chest, mouth and nose like oil, splashing Li Fan's head and face with the smell of ink.

"What the hell! Oh my god!"

"Spare my life, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Li Fan, who was sprayed with ink, was screaming, the goddess who had her heart and lungs ripped out was howling, and the system on the other side was still beeping.

'Xuan Tian Sword Intent means that if Xuquan old dog destroys my Sword Sect, if I don't eliminate your Taoism, slaughter your whole family and kill all your Taoist disciples and grandsons, it will be in vain to call the Taishang Wuji Xuantian Sword Ancestor. Kill, kill, kill, kill.'

"Ahhh!"

"Ouch!"

Then the goddess exploded.

Li Fan woke up from the illusion and found himself standing in the foyer of Keshanzhai, covering his head and face with stinking ink. He stiffened his neck and turned his head, and saw a picture scroll firmly grasped in the palm of his right hand, as if it had just been torn off the wall. It was obvious that the picture of the goddess serving food had disappeared without a trace...

‘Li Fan’s mood rose by one point. ’

"You're fucking kidding me!"