The Taoist ancestor is Cthulhu

The Central Plains and the South China Sea are different. The requirements for dress etiquette are very strict. The right gusset is only the basic foundation. Once many trivial things are unclear, overseas loose cultivators in the mountains, vulgar barbarians, left-behind demons, and big hats who do not understand etiquette. It can't be taken off.

Mozhu Mountain is now also a famous sect in the world. After a disciple has received the Taoist teachings of Lou Guandao, he must abide by the corresponding rules when traveling in the north. How can he embarrass the sect, right?

What? The rules in the city that country people don't understand are because they were born in a noble family and never learned these? So do you have money? It’s easy to talk if you have money! Problems that money can solve are not problems! It doesn’t matter if you don’t understand! Xianyige Louguandao branch can help you with one-stop service of equipment and grooming!

First of all, Mozhushan distributes coarse linen clothes to its disciples, called kiyi, which are coarse cloth clothes worn by wandering Taoists to keep out the cold. Of course, it doesn't matter if you practice in the wild. No one will care about you even if you are naked. But in the Central Plains, you can't just run around in a short brown fur coat everywhere you go. It is easy to be questioned as a newly formed monster, a savage in the mountains, or a wandering beggar.

Therefore, when traveling to the Central Plains to interact with fellow Taoists from the Xian family, you must at least wear formal attire to show respect for the host. The daily formal wear is at least Taoist robes made of cotton silk. Taoist robes vary according to the preferences of each sect, and can be blue, white, black, or yellow. It depends on personal preference. Just be more serious and don't expose your breasts.

When visiting serious immortals of the three major sects, visiting sect caves, shrines and altars, and large-scale fasting ceremonies, you must wear ceremonial robes.

The robe is also called the sutra robe, or the robe of the Immortal Cave. It has double breasts, calf length, sleeveless and long sleeves. There are various Taoist auspicious patterns embroidered with gold and silver threads, such as Yuluo Xiaotai, sun, moon and stars, eight trigrams, pagodas, dragons and phoenixes, cranes, unicorns, etc. It is worn outside the Taoist robe and replaces the Taoist robe.

According to the regulations set by the Immortal Palace at that time, dharma robes cannot be worn randomly. First of all, you must be a Taoist master at the golden elixir stage, and then it must be based on the classification of the sect's Taoist robes. The sect's Celestial Master's robes are yellow, and the great mage's robes are purple. , the upper, middle and lower classes wear red, green and green respectively, the bucket is in black, and the underworld is in white.

Although he has attained the golden elixir and holds the Taoist robe, there is no official official in this sect, so he can only wear the sea blue unadorned Taoist uniform. Of course, it's not that strict now. It doesn't matter if it's colorful, as long as the shape conforms to the rules, no excessive patterns are used, and it must be made of silk and brocade.

What? Purple ribbon fairy clothes?

Purple Ribbon Immortal Clothes are not a category of sutra clothes. In a literal sense, they are a kind of purple ribbon. In shape, they are like a purple vest. There are ribbons wrapped around the arms, sleeves and waist, which means "Purple Qi from the East". The meaning of , to put it bluntly, is the one that gods often string on their shoulders and backs.

Of course, the color can be changed. If you think the purple one is too flashy, white or green is no problem. Of course, you don’t ask people to be naked and use it directly as bandages. When you are practicing dual cultivation by yourself, it’s your business to do whatever you want. The serious way to wear it recommended by Xianyi Pavilion is to put it on outside the outer robe and wrap your body around it. The wide Taoist robes and fairy clothes are tied up with ribbons so as not to cause difficulty in movement.

Therefore, Shouyi is said to be a fairy garment, but it is better to say that it is closer to a magic weapon such as silk, satin, and belt. It is indeed invulnerable to weapons, water, and fire. But that refers to the ribbon on the shouyi, which does not mean that the whole clothes underneath can protect it. The shiny robe in the window is just for display...

Of course, there are also those kinds of fairy clothes, that is, the silk of the whole clothes is made of magic weapon-grade silk ribbons, the 'true purple ribbon fairy clothes', and it is also decorated with various genius treasures and runes. It is a true magic weapon among magic weapons. When you wear it, the light will bloom, and you will be the brightest child in the night sky.

However, it’s only 25,000 guan. If you want to buy such a suit, it’s too beautiful. Let’s just dream. There is everything in the dream... Ahem, so what exactly does the 25,000 guan welfare package include?

There are still purple-striped fairy clothes, after all, they are magic weapons. Mozhushan provides all disciples who have just become golden elixirs with a purple-striped fairy clothes, and comes with a set of Taoist attire that complies with the etiquette and standards of the Eight Classics. The size must be a tailor-made formal dress, and the color and decoration industry will not exceed the rules for you. With such a serious formal attire, you can safely participate in various major events and celebrations in the Central Plains.

It seems that Mozhu Shanye is worried that these mountain villagers in the sect don't know anything. When they go out to walk in the Central Plains, they will wear random clothes and lose their own face...

"Isn't this just a higher-end dress? It's for use with eggs... I want a piece of combat equipment that I can wear to fight with others... Forget it, I'll need it sooner or later, so let's get one."

So the shopkeeper of Xianyi Pavilion, who had been chattering for a long time, came over with a smile and helped Li Fan to tailor the clothes, "Master, don't worry, although this ceremonial dress is not designed for sword fighting, it is from the golden elixir period. , there are still some basic talismans, shelter from wind and dust, invulnerable to water and soil, not to mention, it is not something that can be damaged by ordinary water, fire, wind, weapons and secret arrows.

Moreover, this Purple Ribbon Immortal Clothes is, after all, a ninth-grade golden elixir magic weapon. Even though a top-grade magic weapon cannot block it, an ordinary, low-grade magic weapon will fall and be knocked away with a flick of the sleeve. It also has a certain protective effect against the general red evil wind. "

"Oh, then that's not bad. Twenty-five thousand guan is acceptable..."

"What color does Master want to adjust? The regular color of Haiqing is free. Other customized colors will cost extra."

...are you selling skins? No need to bother.

"Then Master, do you want to add some additional functions?" Sure enough, the main game is here. The main body has been sold and there are a bunch of additional DLC.

"Are there any additional functions? Do I need to pay to activate them?" Li Fan narrowed his eyes and looked at the shopkeeper in front of him, "Tell me about it."

The shopkeeper smiled and gestured, "Add the Qiankun Sleeve. If there are any materials, as long as the spiritual consciousness is locked, they can be put into the sleeve with a sweep without having to bend down to pick them up. This is the spirit of an immortal! You are so kind These are new clothes, not remade, so they are cheaper. Now it only costs 8,000 guan to make a pair..."

Li Fan just chuckled, "I'll spend eight or a thousand dollars to buy a free and unrestrained demeanor, the grace of an immortal?"

The shopkeeper pursed his lips and smiled, looked around and said in a low voice, "Ordinary storage jade pendants can only store dead objects. With Qiankun Sleeves, living objects can also be captured. If you tie them up and put them in your sleeves, you can capture them." Five to seven people can move freely. Of course, it depends on the level. Of course, those above Nascent Soul cannot pretend."

Hiss...who taught you to sell things like this!

So Li Fan looked around to see if there was no one in the store, and whispered, "Then give me a dozen."

The shopkeeper smiled bitterly, "Where do you get a dozen sleeves from one piece of clothing? This is equivalent to being tied up with a purple ribbon and hidden inside the sleeves of the fairy clothes. Such fairy clothes that can attract people need to be obtained with special talismans and curse seals. Made of the finest silk ribbons, eight thousand strings will never be a loss to you.

Also, why don’t you take some of the trapping ropes? In case the goods being taken woke up and struggled, destroying the fairy clothes magic weapon, there were one thousand strings for binding the golden elixir, and ten strings for binding the foundation. There is no need to tie it up for Qi training, just hemp rope. There are also some interior scenes of sealing people here, and the talismans of Niwan Palace..."

Come on! Isn’t your store’s one-stop service perfect?

"Ahem, two, two, two!"

The shopkeeper smiled and took out another piece of cloth for Li Fan to take a look at. The cloth was a dark golden color, as smooth and shiny as flowing butter. It looked a bit like jelly when poked. It looked very strange.

"This cloth is the store's unique secret recipe. It costs five hundred guan per foot. You can feel how smooth and soft this cloth is. It can be made into an obscene garment and worn next to your body. It feels like this, tsk tsk. Even a Taoist monk wouldn't even change it!"

Li Fan, "...That's it? Why don't I just find a Taoist companion if I have this money? And it feels very ordinary to the touch..."

The shopkeeper smiled again, came over and muttered, and introduced some wonderful functions.

Li Fan, "...It's true. Then you say that and I can't buy it. If I can't hold on and try to turn it over, wouldn't it be a big loss to my cultivation if I lose Yuanyang? Don't, don't, don't."

The shopkeeper was smiling and not angry, so he changed another piece of cloth. It was tan, with uneven tops and tiny bristles, which felt like sandpaper.

Li Fan was speechless, "I told you, the shopkeeper, you're not trying to trick me, are you?"

"Haha, if anything, this is soft hedgehog skin. The burrs on this side are sewn into the lining, facing the outside. It will cause unbearable pain when touched. It can also be stained with poison. When being attacked by someone's fist, the enemy's head will be touched. , the burrs will pierce deeply into the flesh and become poisonous. Three hundred guan for one foot, just have three feet to wrap around the torso. Including the cost of production, the price is one thousand guan, even if it is not poisoned, it can be used daily It can prevent thieves."

"Oh, this is not bad, you can have it."

"How about this gold jade belt? It only costs 500 pendants. Although it sounds a bit expensive, Master, don't you feel like you are pulling on your pants when you have such a long string of jade pendants hanging on the waist rope? It is convenient to string them in the belt. You don’t have to worry about the ceremony when you are fighting swords, look, it’s made of fine rhinoceros leather, strong and durable.”

"Oh, look, the soles of your shoes are worn out. Let's take a look at these boots. They are made of Suan Ni felt. They are windproof, fireproof, water-proof and wear-resistant. One pair now only costs 200 pieces. I'll give you a 20% discount on three pairs. I'll give you five more pairs of silk stockings."

"A hairpin or a crown? Flying crane, flying dragon, flying goose, machine bird? Gold, silver, pearls, jade, sandalwood, all kinds. Although you don't need to dress up like a female cultivator, you have to dress up like this. You can't have your hair disheveled, right? It’s best to buy one or two items that are of good quality, durable and easy to wear, so you don’t have to replace them again and again!”

"Oh! Good eyesight! This ink stone fish scale hairpin matches this magpie tail white jade crown...ah? You haven't tied your hair and crowned it yet? What do you mean you haven't tied your hair and crowned it yet? Master, could it be that you have cultivated the golden elixir before you are crowned? ? Stop joking, haha! Oh, that’s right, right? Well, I’ll wrap it up for you as a guest, and I’ll give you eight hundred guans."

"There are also curtains and hats modified by 'Ignorant Face'. They are available in various colors and sizes. Why don't you get two as a spare? Look, it's three-layered. How can you show your face easily while walking in the world?"

"Hey, you still have a sword case. It's of good quality. It's made by a famous artist. Will it wear out if you wear it around your waist? I have a piece of fine white deerskin here. Why don't I wrap it up for you? How about sewing two box covers? You can usually insert some Taoist talisman flags, but don’t touch this good piece of jade, otherwise you’ll feel so distressed!”

"Do we need to add some extra orbs to avoid dust, wind, fire, and water? There are also these rune secret threads. You can sew some commonly used charms on them for later use. How about adding a layer of cicada clothes to avoid triggering the killing array? The hidden trap talisman."

…

So when Li Fan came to his senses, he had been deceived for a while, and almost 40,000 yuan of divine power money had been spent, and he went out like water.

Hiss...have you been tricked? It feels like these things, except for the two sleeves, are actually useless!

"Ahem, okay shopkeeper, please stop for a moment. I have something else to ask you." Li Fan quickly interrupted the shopkeeper who was still doing his exercises. "This is the first time I have worn this robe. If I If you use magic to change your Tao body, such as getting more hands or getting bigger, will it be broken? I usually use flying swords. Isn't this fairy clothes ribbon cut off? If the clothes are damaged in a sword fight, it can still be done. Do you want to repair it? How much will it cost to buy it yourself? And what will happen to this dress during the daily moon worship?"

The shopkeeper looked at him a little surprised and said, "These are usually problems that only arise in the real world. The master actually has the skills to teach heaven and earth, worship the moon and transform into gods, and wield swords to fly to immortals?"

Li Fanhan, "Uh... I just asked casually. Okay, okay, just wrap these up."

Seeing that the fat sheep wanted to run away, the shopkeeper rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "The master is also worried. In fact, when you reach the realm of Nascent Soul, it is best to find a specialized tailor to customize the robes and prepare custom silk materials yourself.

Therefore, in the current Jindan realm, while the robes are still cheap, try out various functions and experience them, so that you can know which ones are needed and which ones are not needed in the future.

Of course, if you often fight demons and swords, these legal uniforms will not be able to withstand the torment. It is better to keep it in the storage jade every day and only use it on formal occasions when necessary. Just wear it in Taoist clothes. "

oh! I've been working on it for a long time to fill up the equipment slots. Then you tell me to just put it in the library and look at it, and it won't be used at all! ?

Li Fan was almost about to fall out, but the shopkeeper gave him another look, "But if the master really wants to find some Taoist uniforms that are convenient for daily fighting, our store also has some. Do you want to take a look?"

"Specialized in sword fighting?" Li Fan was of course interested. Wouldn't it be a waste if he didn't fight more with his four swords! fight! Dou Tama!

So with a smile on his face, the shopkeeper took out a set of black Taoist robes from the inner room and showed them to Li Fan. They looked similar to the formal clothes Fuling had prepared for him...

"Guest, you are really lucky. This set is the latest design completed by our store. It is the most suitable combat uniform for sword fighting. One set only costs 1,500 guan, and ten sets are discounted at 95%. If it is broken, just replace it. No need. Heartbroken."

Li Fan squinted his eyes and looked at him, feeling heartbroken when he heard it...

The shopkeeper also saw what he was thinking, and with a smile, he turned out the lining of the Taoist robe and showed Li Fan the dense red calligraphy. "Master, you have to look at the cost-effectiveness. These are the secret spells of our shop. There is nothing wrong with it." It's a gimmick to be invulnerable to fire and water, but seriously, it can stop a death attack!

Not much else to say, but this alone is more of a self-defense treasure than any other high-grade treasure, right? One thousand five hundred guan cannot buy you a loss or be cheated, but it can buy you a life! "

"Oh, what you are boasting is too outrageous. What kind of talisman is so powerful that it can block it once... Damn it! Mount Tai cannot move!!" When Li Fan saw this word, he was so familiar with it that his eyes were filled with tears. It's about to bulge out.

"Yes, it's the "Taishan Fudo Sutra"!" The shopkeeper also said, 'Holy shit, he's actually a knowledgeable person? ’ a strange expression.

The Immortal Clothes Pavilion at the gate of Lou Guandao can actually sell clothes with copied Luo Jiao magic scriptures! And this is not the most outrageous thing. The most outrageous thing is that when Li Fan took a closer look, he found that this scripture did not seem to be a gimmick to fool people. Every word of it was genuine! Wait, that scripture wasn't originally written in... Doesn't that mean!

Li Fan understood it when he pressed the robe and touched it.

"This substrate is made of human skin!" Li Fan grabbed the shopkeeper's wrist and pointed to the Louguan Taoist Pagoda not far outside, "You are selling Luo Jiao's evil skills right at the gate! You are also using human skin to make them. These evil magic weapons! They are too arrogant!"

Although the pulse gate was held, the smile on the shopkeeper's face did not change. He just smiled and said, "How can it be considered an evil skill? There is no good or evil in the technique, only whether it is practical or not. Master, your golden elixir If you worship the moon in private during the period and practice cultivation, you are not a person who abides by the rules and precepts, right?

What's more, this human skin wasn't skinned by us, it was harvested from the hands of monsters by fellow sect members who killed them. Lou Guandao's rule is to give a piece of skin as a reward, and then burn it together without leaking out to harm others.

The same goes for us. These human skins are engraved with the "Taishan Immovable Sutra". The monsters can no longer penetrate and harm people. They can also use the waste to block the murders for others and save the lives of our disciples. What fun? Why not? "

"Then where did you come from with this scripture..." Li Fan looked uncertain.

The shopkeeper still smiled, "Then where did you recognize me, Master?"

Li Fan was silent for a moment, frowned and said, "Aren't you afraid of karma when you do this?"

The shopkeeper still smiled, but still replied, "There is no retribution in this world, not to mention that everything from human skin to sutra urn was made by others, so it has nothing to do with me as a tailor, right?

Even if someone is going to suffer retribution, it should go to those evil demons who killed people and skinned them in the first place, right?

Besides, what's the difference between using these skins to ward off a disaster and burning them yourself? If a person dies, there is nothing left. Are there many fellow disciples in this sect who drink with us on a daily basis? What else is there to care about?

I only think that the master is a man who makes money, so I brought out these good things to show you. I don't think you can actually understand this sutra. You even know the secret of using human skin to write the curse. It's really impressive.

A mere foundation builder, of course, would not dare to talk nonsense in front of a real cultivator like you, but then again, if you really plan to buy a self-defense fighting sword, you should know that those purple ribbon fairy clothes are blowing They are powerful, but in fact they are all empty. Any magical talisman or magical power is not as valuable as these Taoist robes. Just ten of these are probably better than hundreds of immortal robes.

Of course, you can tell the sect that my shop is making clothes from human skin, and I will not do this business in the future. "

This shopkeeper is very skillful and seems to have a backer, and his pulse is not messy.

Li Fan narrowed his eyes. If snitching was useful, could this guy still open the Xianyi Pavilion at the gate of Lou Guandao? And where did the human skins used to make clothes come from in the first place? There is also the matter of "Taishan Immovable Sutra". The other party didn't panic even if he was found out. Is it true that he has a deep background, or is he just holding on? But to be honest, if this matter really gets serious, everyone will be in a radius of eight liang, and Li Fan himself won't be able to get anywhere...

"I want all ten of them, give me a 20% discount. Besides... Speaking of which, can I return those things like the Purple Ribbon Immortal Clothes? UU Reading www.uukanshu.net I'll just count these ten pieces of clothing."

The shopkeeper's eyes flashed and he said with a smile, "It's easy to say, the master is indeed a cheerful person. This time I will make a friend and take the whole amount, a total of 55,000 guan. If you want to buy some real ones in the future, For 'affordable' items, you can visit the store at any time and are waiting for you."

Li Fan also narrowed his eyes, "...You just added a fraction! And it seems to have been rounded up! Hey, let's make friends. Don't be too nagging, it's a fixed price! Can 40,000 be ok?"

Shopkeeper, "...Okay! 20% off, 20% off, multiple friends, multiple paths, 52,000 guan cannot be lower!"

Li Fan rolled his eyes, "Fifty thousand guan, but remember I only bought a set of purple ribbon fairy clothes from you."

The shopkeeper smiled, "My friend, you are really careful, as you should be. I only bought a set of fairy clothes."

So Li Fan and the shopkeeper became friends.

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