The Three Worlds

"Where do these pornographic books come from?"

Su Chen asked with a cold face.

"yes……"

When Fei Xi heard this, he froze up and hesitated for a moment before he was about to answer.

But suddenly, a heavy cold snort spread.

"I didn't ask you!"

Su Chen snorted and realized that this guy actually dared to hesitate and thought about how to expire his term. It was simply too much to deal with.

boom!

He moved quickly, and with a wave of his hand, he directly planted 'Feixi', a two-hundred-pound fat man, into the medicine field.

"I...I was treated like an onion again?"

Fei Xi looked depressed.

"you say!"

Su Chen ignored Fei Xi and turned his gaze to the Blood God Son.

"This...this is Kao-sama's collection!"

The Blood God Son did not dare to hide it and said directly.

"Kao? Why is this crooked old man still collecting so many pornographic books at his old age? Do you want the old tree to bloom and have a second spring?"

Su Chen muttered.

"Actually, this has nothing to do with Kao-sama, but Fei Xi took the initiative to go to Kao-sama and ask for it."

The Blood God Son sold Fei Xi directly without any hesitation.

"Oh...what the hell is going on?"

Su Chen's eyes turned cold and he asked.

"Fei Xi said that he wants to help my lord write a biography for you, which involves some of your lord's romances. It's not easy for him to write randomly, so he has to refer to it."

After the Blood God Son finished speaking, he secretly looked at Su Chen and found that his face was very dark at the moment.

He wisely shut up.

I can't say any more.

He was really afraid that Su Chen would tear himself alive in a rage.

"Hmph... If you dare to write my biography the same as that book "Thirty-Six Techniques for Creating Humans", you will be dead."

Su Chen glared at Fei Xi fiercely, then raised his hand and grabbed the person out of the soil.

"Show me the biography you wrote during this time!"

When Fei Xi heard this, he was so frightened that he almost lost his soul.

"My lord, the biography hasn't been written yet, so you'd better keep planting me in the ground!"

Fei Xi said with a sad face.

"If you can't take it out now, then I'll consider asking someone else to write it. I'm afraid you'll have to stay in the dirt for the rest of your life!"

Su Chen's voice was extremely cold, and when it came out, Fei Xi's expression immediately changed.

"Lord, spare your life!"

Fei Xi's legs softened and he knelt down.

"Stop talking nonsense and bring out the biography!"

Su Chen scolded with a cold face.

"yes……"

Fei Xi gritted his teeth and took out a pamphlet from his arms.

Buzz!

The booklet flew out, and when it was opened, a few lines of small words on the cover were revealed.

"Young girls and young girls are romantically involved together, and they love each other endlessly during the spring night under the brocade tent."

"Xingpo came to the hotel without knowing it, and the crazy soul seems to have entered the immortal boat."

When Su Chen saw such a poem, he was stunned for a moment, and then his face turned dark.

have a look!

What kind of stuff is written here!

Teenage romance?

Are you in love all the time?

Is Su Chen the kind of person who likes to hang out among flowers?

"Is this the biography you wrote for me?"

Su Chen's face was frighteningly dark.

"My lord, Fei Xi has written several biographies about you..."

The Son of Blood God pulled his head and muttered.

He is also broken now.

Based on the idea that "a dead Taoist friend will never die a poor Taoist", he tried his best to betray Fei Xi.

"you……"

Fei Xi glared at the Blood God Son with a resentful look on his face, but he didn't dare to make any more small moves at this time and could only helplessly take out another biography.

"Isn't it some messy thing again..."

Su Chen glanced at Fei Xi coldly, grabbed it and took a look, and was so angry that he almost fainted.

When you open the page, you will see two lines of Xiao Huang's poem.

"We fight against each other's gums, and the two bodies merge into one and secretly grind against each other."

"Cauliflower plays with butterflies sucking the flower marrow, and honey-loving bees hide in their honey nests."

boom!

Su Chen directly smashed the book inside his hand.

"Look... what are you writing about? Cauliflowers playing with butterflies, honey-loving bees... You are really good at using metaphors."

Su Chen's face was frighteningly dark.

It’s a good biography. I’ve been working on it for so long, and why can’t I come up with something decent?

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu My lord, I was wrong, I shouldn't have written to you like this!"

Fei Xi quickly picked up the book that Su Chen had thrown at him and put it into his pocket.

"How about you give me another chance?"

When Su Chen heard this, he didn't bother to talk nonsense anymore and just kicked this guy into the dirt.

"Reflect on it carefully. If what you write doesn't satisfy me next time, I'll let you go back to the drawing board and remake it!"

Fei Xi was so frightened that he didn't dare to say anything, so he had to bury his head in the soil to avoid Su Chen's eyes.

"I told you that you should study more on weekdays and strive to be a salty fish with dreams, culture, and knowledge, but you just didn't listen."

Su Chen's face was full of hatred.

"My lord taught me a lesson."

The Blood God Son responded quickly.

"When I say read more, I don't mean to tell you to read erotica. If anyone dares to read these messy things in the future, I can't spare you."

Su Chen snorted with a cold face.

"Yes, yes, lord, we won't dare to do that again."

The Blood God Son looked obedient, like a puppet who could only nod, nodding in agreement.

"Forget it, you two should reflect on it!"

After Su Chen scolded the two guys who liked to read pornographic novels, he felt much better. He turned around and walked directly to the depths of Taoyuan Fairyland.

He would not forget that the purpose of coming in this time was to ask Hua Wang to help him look after the broken bowl.

"Huh..."

The Blood God Son was relieved when he saw Su Chen's back had gone far away.

At this moment, he looked at Fei Xi who was stuck in the soil like a scallion, and felt relieved.

Who let this fat guy show off in front of him every day.

He always showed off his bed skills!

He boasted that his sword was 18 centimeters long!

He also said that three thousand beauties had played with him in the world and had fun every night!

"Traitor..."

Fei Xi looked at the playful Blood God Son and gritted his teeth in anger.

He was ruthless in his heart.

After he got the biography out, he must think of a way to kill this guy.

…

Su Chen didn’t care about the dirty tricks between Blood God and Fei Xi. These two people, whether they were friendly or fighting, had no effect on him.

At this moment, he had walked through the medicinal field and came to a stream.

At the beginning, he smashed countless spiritual stones into such a stream, so now, the stream was flowing, with an ethereal air, and hundreds of flowers bloomed by the stream, competing for beauty.

“Using spiritual liquid as stream water, it used to look extraordinary, but now it seems that it is just like this.”

Su Chen’s heart moved, and with a wave of his hand, one by one, the Origin Emperor Crystals fell.

Bang, bang, bang!

These Origin Emperor Crystals exploded when they fell, turning into strands of Origin Fairy Qi and merging into the stream.

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