The Three Worlds

Wang's backyard.

That's a big lawn.

The sun is shining, the grass is growing and warblers are flying, and the scenery is beautiful.

However, Bubuka was not very happy because the little golden Buddha was really annoying.

This guy actually took away a beautiful man.

Moreover, he was still arguing with himself, calling himself 'father-in-law', but there was no respect for his elders at all on his face.

He really wanted to ask, are you polite?

"Good son-in-law, since each of us owns half of this treasure hunt plate, then we can divide the treasure we found 30-70."

Bubuka looked at the little golden Buddha with a smile and said.

In front of me, the body snatched away by the little golden Buddha looks like a handsome man.

Sword-shaped eyebrows and starry eyes, delicate facial features, clear contours, and fair complexion.

No wonder it can fascinate all the girls in Yuncheng.

He is just a little older, and his mentality is also old. If he were younger, maybe he would be a little moved after seeing it!

"Hmph...father-in-law, are you not smart enough to do math?"

Little Golden Buddha felt that something was wrong with Bubuka, and the way he looked at him was a little strange.

This made him feel very uncomfortable.

Don't think this guy has any special preferences!

When he thought of this, he couldn't help but shudder.

no!

I am normal, but I can't get too close to Bubu Ka, who is mentally ill.

Don't wait until the other party really bends you.

"As you said, we each have half of this treasure, but if we find the treasure, we must get 50/50."

The little golden Buddha shook his head and suppressed the messy thoughts in his heart.

"Logically speaking, I should get 50%, but the problem is, I am your father-in-law, and you have to respect your elders, so I will get 20% more."

Bubuka said shamelessly.

"Hey, then I also want to say that I am your son-in-law. You have to love your children. I need 20% more, and I also want 70%!"

The little golden Buddha sneered.

Who doesn’t know how to open a lion’s mouth?

Really!

No sincerity at all!

Don't say that you are not my father-in-law, you are really my father-in-law, and you don't want to take advantage of me.

Even if you are my parents, don’t try to take advantage of me!

The little golden Buddha has a firm attitude!

Be determined!

Don’t take a step back!

"Okay, okay, since you don't want to respect your elders, I can't say anything more. However, look at the treasure of the 'Treasure Hunting Gold Plate', which is obviously more important than my compass!"

Bubuka rolled his eyes and said.

"What's more important? I'm sorry, I didn't see it!"

The little golden Buddha curled his lips.

"Look at the size. Your pointer and the golden spoon are as big as two fingers. My compass is as big as a palm. So, I have to divide it into two percent."

Bubuka's words sounded somewhat reasonable.

But that's just what it sounds like.

If you think about it carefully, it makes sense.

"It's a big ball. My pointer golden spoon is the core part of this 'golden plate'. If there is no golden spoon to point out the direction, how can we find the specific whereabouts of the treasure."

The Little Golden Buddha will definitely not let Bubuka get 20% more.

Don't say it's two cents, even one more cent won't be given up!

A matter of principle!

Never compromise!

"That's enough. Since you think there is no difference in the size of this compass, let's put it another way. I am the head of the Wang family. There are people behind me who can help. What about you? What can a poor young man do?"

Bubuka was so angry that he stamped his feet and said with a dark face.

"I am a poor boy, but I know all the brothel owners in Yuncheng. I can also ask them to help, and it is free of charge."

The little golden Buddha showed no signs of weakness and fought back.

"What can those brothel girls do? It's okay if you ask them to lift their legs, but if you do it, a group of women are useless!"

Bubuka said with a look of disdain.

"Who told you that brothel girls can only raise their legs? They know a lot. Not only can they use their hands, they can also use their mouths. I'm afraid you have never been to a brothel and experienced their eighteen kinds of 'martial arts' Bar!"

The little golden Buddha narrowed his eyes and smiled.

"Huh? What dirty words are you talking about, you stinky monk?"

Bubuka's face turned cold and he said in a cold voice.

"My father-in-law, you may have misunderstood me. I just want to explain to you the skills of a brothel girl. If you don't believe it, I can take you to experience it."

A wicked smile appeared on the corner of the little golden Buddha's mouth.

He even gave me a 'you know' look.

This made Bubuka very uncomfortable.

"No, I'm old and I'm not interested in those little girls who only know how to play tricks all day long."

Bubuka refused.

Originally, his refusal was nothing.

But the problem is that after he refused, his eyes kept looking at the little golden Buddha.

This made the little golden Buddha feel a little uncomfortable.

"No way, no way, no way... Could it be that I really like this guy..."

The little golden Buddha shivered all over.

"what's on your mind?"

Bubuka's eyes were very sharp. When he saw the stinky face of the little golden Buddha, he immediately knew that this guy must have been arranging something in his mind.

"I'm wondering if my father-in-law's red flag doesn't fall down at home, but colorful flags are flying outside."

The little golden Buddha looked at Wang Liuliu with a meaningful expression.

wrong!

It’s looking at BuBuka!

Although Bubuka has completely merged with Wang Liuliu, no matter who it is, no one can see the slightest difference, but in the eyes of the little golden Buddha, Wang Liuliu is Bubuka.

Even if this guy turns to ashes, he can recognize him!

"Get out, save so many trash, we have to act quickly, there is only one year in this world, we must find ways to get more benefits."

Bubuka glared and said.

"Okay, act quickly, let's make a deal, 50-50!"

The little golden Buddha hurriedly suggested.

"You wishful thinking, you can take 40% at most, no more, good son-in-law, you have to be nice to your father-in-law."

Bubuka grinned.

With the identity of the father-in-law, he can be regarded as completely controlling the little golden Buddha.

"Old man, you are going to die soon. After you die, all the property will be mine. Why bother to haggle with me? If you ask me, let's split it 50-50. When you die, it will be great if someone can see you off!"

The little golden Buddha raised his eyebrows and smiled brightly.

Everyone was laughing.

But I don't know who was laughing for real and who was laughing for fake.

Everyone in this world is acting. After acting too much, they can't even tell whether they are human or ghost.

"Okay, since you are my good son-in-law and want to take care of me in my old age, I will be more generous and give you 4.5%."

Bubuka was so old and arrogant that he waved his hand with a heroic spirit.

It's a pity that Wang Liuliu's body is a little old, with white hair on his forehead and temples, like an old man in the twilight. No matter how brave he is, he is still a hero in his twilight years.

"You guys, you even want to eat five points?"

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