The Three Worlds

A slap in the face?

That won't work!

The little golden Buddha guy just has a good-looking face.

What about the third leg?

That’s even worse!

If, in the future, this guy really wants to marry his daughter, but he fails because he was too harsh today, then it will not be his daughter who suffers.

His eyes flicked around and finally landed on the pair of round objects behind the little golden Buddha.

good!

You can call here!

Anyway, children will be spanked if they disobey.

It has a lot of meat, makes it easy to fight, and can inflict severe pain on the opponent.

What a great idea.

Bu Buka had just made up her mind when she heard the Little Golden Buddha forcefully argue:

"As for the flower-picking thief, the point is to plunder and directly take away a girl's Yuan Yin. This is simply a robber, robbing a girl of her most precious thing."

"However, my 'Happy Heaven Zen Sutra' is different. Everyone can practice at the same time. Hello everyone, hello everyone. I have made progress, and the people who practice with me have also made progress. This is simply a win-win good thing. Isn't it? How can the Flower Picking Thief compare?"

"Understood?"

As soon as the little golden Buddha finished speaking, there was a snap and a palm swept over.

Can't help but explain.

A slap directly on his butt.

"ah……"

The little golden Buddha screamed, his face full of shame, and he glared at Bubuka fiercely.

"You bitch, are you trying to kill me?"

Bubuka took back his calloused hand and glared at the little golden Buddha angrily.

"I want to teach you a lesson!"

"You are my son-in-law now, and I am your father-in-law. How dare you say in front of your father-in-law that you want to sleep with someone else's girl!"

"Aren't you looking for a fight?"

Bubuka's old face was so gloomy that it was almost dripping with water.

"You... don't do this. I haven't married your daughter yet, so why am I your son-in-law?"

The little golden Buddha was also full of anger.

damn thing!

Forget it if you don’t like Sleeping Beauty!

It's really unreasonable for him to not let himself go to sleep!

Is it easy for you?

When I was in Wanjie, I was controlled by my junior sister and couldn't go out and mess around. But now, in the trial world of the Emperor of Humanity, no one knew my identity. I wanted to let myself go, but in the end, I was controlled by this bitch Bubuka. .

All day long, you are talking about your son-in-law, you can't do this, you can't do that!

So angry!

I can’t hold the beauty back!

As a result, above the head, there is an extra emperor, who keeps showing off all day long.

It's really annoying to worry about it.

"You are my, Wang Liuliu's, son-in-law. It doesn't matter whether you marry my daughter or not. In short, this is an undeniable fact."

Bubuka glared at the little golden Buddha and threatened.

"I'll extinguish your petty thoughts as soon as possible. If you dare to practice that bullshit 'Happy Heaven Zen Sutra', I will cut off your third leg and make you a eunuch for the rest of your life."

There was a fierce look in his eyes and a sinister face, which scared the little golden Buddha so much that he couldn't help but tremble and felt his crotch go cold.

There was an irresistible cold air that emerged from under his feet and went straight to Tianling Gai.

"You... stop trying to scare me!"

The little golden Buddha had a fierce expression and roared.

"I'm scaring you, but you can try it. You'll know what I, Wang Liuliu, can do later."

Bubuka had a cold face and stood with his hands behind his back, looking like a gangster.

That expression and movement were really not artificial at all.

"never mind……"

The little golden Buddha lost his momentum, his face was filled with helplessness, and he obeyed obediently.

What are you trying?

Having said this, no matter how hard-headed I am, I don’t dare to hit the wall!

Who knows what earth-shattering event this collision will cause.

"snort……"

Bubuka felt proud in his heart when he saw that he had frightened the little golden Buddha.

He rolled his eyes and had a plan in mind.

"Actually, it's not impossible to give it a try, but..."

When the little golden Buddha heard this, his eyes lit up.

"Just what?"

He asked with an eager look on his face.

"It's just that you have to pay!"

Bubuka rubbed his palms and said with a smile.

The evil smile on his face made the little golden Buddha extremely sick to his stomach.

In an instant, all the bullshit gangster demeanor was gone.

The typical look is that of a philistine villain.

"I'm not asking too much, so let's go and practice the 'Happy Heaven Zen Sutra', one woman is a treasure!"

Bubuka really took his business idea to the extreme.

Everything can be traded!

In the past, he kept saying that he had to think about his daughter's happiness, but this time he immediately sold his daughter's happiness.

I'm afraid I'll never find another father like this in the world.

"My father-in-law, you are so powerful. The abacus is so powerful that no one can calculate against you!"

The little golden Buddha said with a sinister look on his face.

"Nonsense, didn't I just see that my son-in-law has been holding in his discomfort all day long, so I thought of a way to help you vent your anger!"

Bubuka is so thick-skinned, with an attitude of "I am thinking about you."

This made the little golden Buddha feel like it was being fed shit.

feeling bad!

"Son-in-law, do you want to consider it? If you go out and sleep with a girl, I will give you a treasure. This is really cheap."

Bubuka kept urging.

"Humph...it's not cheap at all."

The little golden Buddha curled his lips and sneered.

"Cheap, this is definitely cheap. Look, when others go out to flirt with other women, they will definitely be in chaos when they return home. But as long as you sell this treasure, everyone will be smiling when you come back. This is really good!"

Bubuka pinched his fingers and said with a smile.

"Shameless!"

The little golden Buddha glared at Bubuka fiercely.

It's really shameless!

This is clearly an opportunity to blackmail, but he can still come up with such a high-sounding reason and excuse.

"You don't understand this, right? We each get what we need. You need to practice the 'Happy Heaven Zen Sutra' to improve your cultivation, and to practice this special unique skill, you need to flirt with other women. As for me, for the happiness of my daughter, I will definitely not agree."

"But as long as you are willing to offer a treasure every time to fill my daughter's wounded heart, then I can reluctantly agree."

"In fact, if you think about it carefully, this is still very cost-effective for you. It can improve your cultivation. When you become the best in the world, the entire Human Emperor Trial World will be yours."

Bubuka encouraged.

Ah!

Business is really difficult!

This not only requires discovering needs, but also meeting them.

Finally, you need to have a three-inch eloquence and be patient to persuade this guy who is as stupid as the little golden Buddha.

"I don't have any treasures, so I can't offer them!"

The little golden Buddha curled his lips and said.

No matter how much you fool me, I am poor!

I am so poor that I don't have a penny!

Can you still squeeze out treasure from my empty pocket?

"It doesn't matter, you don't have treasure now, but you have a golden spoon for treasure hunting!"

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