The Troubles of the Young Wizard

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"Candidate No. 1, codenamed Da Niu, a sage fighter in the early stage of the third stage. Advantages: tall and burly, with a manly temperament. Now he stepped into the scene with an elegant and determined step." Best's voice was loud and intense. I saw a burly and tall figure coming out behind a curtain diagonally behind.

He was nearly ten feet tall and wore a waistcoat with an open front. The shorts did not reach the knees. The solid and explosive muscles were clearly visible. A pair of shiny horns on the hairy head were shining. I don't know what I touched on it. It was obviously dressed up carefully.

The tauren man stepped on a blunt cat step, twisting and twisting to start his deportment performance, only seven or eight steps to the end, and then stopped for three or five seconds, one hand on his hips, his head slightly, and his face smiled and his mouth was full of white. Terrible big teeth.

Then, he turned his body and twisted his waist to move forward quickly. When he walked, he didn't forget to throw a "glamorous" glance at the judges around him.

"Oh~" The two brave judges hurriedly lowered their heads and almost vomited out. You, a sturdy and furry man who is nearly ten feet tall, does not show his masculinity, but winks on a catwalk. Are you trying to murder our eyeballs? ?

Five minutes was enough for him to walk back and forth more than a dozen laps, and he threw hundreds of his eyes, only then he was reluctantly kidnapped by two guards and driven out.

"The No. 1 candidate has completed his performance, now I invite the judges to evaluate it." Best seems to be very satisfied with Tauren's performance. "As far as my personal evaluation of him is the best, I suggest that everyone choose him and have a strong body. He is burly and tall, and he is full of masculine aura, and just now he has fully demonstrated his soft side. He can be soft or hard. He is definitely an excellent candidate for the captain's palace.

"I hope everyone can vote for him to pass. I believe he will bring you a more perfect performance in the next few levels." Best smiled slightly: "By the way, this person is my recommendation. "

All the male demigods raised their middle fingers together, and they were too lazy to say anything. How many times do you want him to come back with such a thing, such an eye-damaging thing?

"No!" General Sharp blade was too lazy to say, and directly voted against it.

"No!" Temple the mad dog brave felt nauseous. The **** tauren was not only twisted and uncomfortable, but also scented all over his body. A scent that made him disgusting almost seduced his overnight meal. Came out, especially when I saw that shaggy face.

"Fail!"

"Fail!"

....

The evaluations of the six male demigods are very unified. We are here to make trouble, but we are not here to suffer. After such a performance a few times, we will vomit dimly and reduce our combat effectiveness.

Sea Witch Eleanor said with a smile: "Actually, I still appreciate Dali Niu's performance just now. If he puts on a big red dress, the long-sleeved shirt will have a better effect. The short shirt is not strong at all. Vote for him to sell the best manager and save face, pass!"

The six male demigods twitched their mouths together. Eleanor, we are not here to make trouble, are you? You actually let him pass this kind of stuff, and suggest that he is in a bright red dress with long sleeves?

No, I can’t keep thinking about it, otherwise the food I ate three days ago will be spit out. If there are two more performances like this, they will probably apply to leave the show.

"My opinion is exactly the same as that of sister Eleanor. The current strong cow is just right. The hard and strong body is flexible and free. The perfect combination of strength and softness. My opinion is, pass!" The beauty with dark purple skin with long ears The night elf hero of the arrow gave his own evaluation.

Best nodded with satisfaction and expressed his gratitude: "Thank you for the fair evaluation of the two beautiful brave men. I am proud of having such fair judges as you. You not only gave fair voting results, but also gave fair evaluations."

The six male demigods looked at each other. Is there such a big gap between the aesthetics of men and women? Or to say, our ability to do things is not as good as two women. That's not right, Best is also a man, although it is only a third-level high-end.

Is it really a problem with our aesthetics?

The six male demigods couldn't help but start to doubt themselves.

In the end, the No. 1 candidate, Dali Niu, got five passing votes. Out of the fifteen combat captains, only three female captains voted. The other three female captains and eight male captains all voted no. This allowed six of them. The male demigod was relieved, it turned out that the problem was not us but the **** Best.

"Tsk tsk, it's a pity, the No. 1 candidate, Dali Niu, was eliminated tragically. The start did not start. Obviously I have put the best players first. Alas, it seems that everyone is really committed to the marital event of the captain. I am very serious about my responsibility." Best thanked everyone, and then: "Now the second candidate is affectionate, the code name is soft, the third-order early fighter, the advantage: the ultimate softness, the perfect combination of smoothness and color."

Then a sage warrior of the sea clan with octopus blood came out wrigglingly, not to mention the fancy clothes, and the greasy face all over your body. Your six arms are holding fans, tea cups, teapots, small stoves, etc. What does it mean to wait for something?

What's more, what are you going to perform?

What did Softly perform?

The special cuttlefish juice fragrant tea of ​​the Hai nationality is based on the cuttlefish juice sprayed by the masters of the octopus family, and combines the aroma of the best tea. Except for the color "a little bit" darker, the steaming tea can be completed in three minutes is quite good. But when he saw him carrying tea to the eight semi-god masters.

Even if he is personable and polite, none of the eight demigods can utter his mouth. It's too disgusting. He directly spit ink and boiled water to make tea on the spot. This is to let us eat your saliva, this time. Even the Sea Witch and the Arrow Warrior could not accept it.

"The second candidate has completed his performance, now I invite the judges to comment." Best clapped his hands, "The soft candidate is the talent that the **** battle captain found from a tribe in the deep sea~www.wuxiaspot.com ~ With advanced aesthetics and awareness, he yearns for elegant etiquette, and has been working hard to study the lifestyle of the nobles. I am very optimistic about him. If he can become the main palace of the captain, he will surely be able to bring something different to the ice and snow pirates. Changes, the etiquette of welcoming distinguished guests in the future will definitely be more shocking."

In other words, we must drink his dark saliva when we come again?

No, this is absolutely not possible. It is not a matter of passing or failing, this **** should be broken into pieces!

"Fail!"

"Fail!"

...

"I suggest that humanity should be destroyed. His existence has contaminated the world." The Sea Witch felt that living in the same sea area as this **** was a torture.

The arrow warrior nodded in agreement, and finally voted, and expressed to the **** battle captain that he is giving you face, I hope you will not disappoint my kindness, let the sea witch be silent for a while, and then said: "I will change the vote now. Can you make it?"

Anyway, his vote is irrelevant. Wouldn't it be better to win over those battle captains in advance? This night elf woman is really cunning enough. She exchanged benefits in an open manner, she didn't pay anything, and she sold her without changing anything.

"It's a pity that the second candidate also failed. It seems that everyone really attaches great importance to the captain. Even such a good young man can't make you look at it, but it doesn't matter. We have other equally good ones. The candidate." Best's words made everyone want to hit him. Wouldn't this **** make such a show today? Even if it's not too much, you will vomit if you watch too much.

This is not a process of selecting members of the harem at all, but a wonderful exhibition, right?