The Troublesome Journey of the Chat Room Gentlemen

Chapter 245:

If you want to ask why...it's needless to say!

Because it's very, very busy!

Since going out to experience the sunshine, air and flowers, and then returning to this cave full of darkness and cold, Mikami Satoru feels more and more lonely.

Even with the ability of [Elemental Perception], the world is full of [Magic Elements], which means Mikami Satoru, who has not obtained [Magic Element Sensing], is still pitch-black in this cave.

What is there to say? It's not that I can't stand the dark, just because I haven't seen the sun.

It's maddening to be alone in this cave of stones and grass.

Speaking of which, the grass has no taste.

Mikami Satoru misses Xiangling's cooking, and that was the happiest time after he became a slime.

However, as a slime, there is no need to deliberately eat. Neither hungry nor sleepy. In other words, don't worry about eating and sleeping.

That said, it's pretty convenient.

If that's the case, it's weird to feel the taste, right?

Mikami Satoru thought to himself, was it because of the addition of slime liquid?

I don't know if there is any slime condensate in this world. Usually there will be.

Look for it next time.

Gumbling another wave of grass.

The absorbed grass is decomposed in the body, and it can be felt that the components are gradually accumulated after being subdivided.

To ask what is the point of this is meaningless.

If I don't do anything, I feel really crazy, I'm just afraid of it.

Absorption, decomposition, storage, this set of operations has recently been completely proficient.

After eating grass, log into the chat room again.

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"Satoru Mikami: It's really boring, don't you have any tasks? Master Qiong."

"Dome: No."

The information elements collected by the existing world will have a repetition rate, which is why after analyzing the entire Vortex Demon God, its points are not as good as the first time to the Tivat Continent.

Qiong is also constantly exploring, and the most cost-effective is to link to the new world and then release the task.

"[]: Haven't found the exit yet?"

"【】: I remember that as long as you find the underground river, there is a passage from the underground lake to the ground."

"Satoru Mikami: Unfortunately, no water was found here. And nothing could be seen."

"Mei Kato: The claustrophobic space in the ground is really uncomfortable. Do you need a flashlight?"

"Satoru Mikami: Thank you for your kindness, but no need, slimes don't have vision, and they probably don't see things by collecting light."

What Mikami Satoru can't understand now is why [Elemental Perception] can be obtained so easily, but [Magic Perception] has never been acquired.

[Solution: It takes 90 days to match the skills with the soul. 】

An electronically synthesized female voice suddenly entered Mikami Satoru's mind.

It is the [Great Sage].

In other words, it will take me ninety days to learn?

【Yes】

Then why can I get [Elemental Perception] in Tivat Continent?

This time the great sage was silent for a while.

Even if it were, there was no immediate answer.

[Solution: Unknown changes have taken place in another world. 】

Unknown change?

Isn't that the same as saying nothing?

However, another world... The great sages also use the title of another world, so Tivat is indeed a different world from this one.

So, the great sages are born out of this world?

It doesn't seem to be very powerful, and it can't even travel the world.

As if feeling the emotion of being rejected, the [Great Sage] buzzed humanely.

Chapter 351 Start Huo Huo DEM Club

London, Heathrow International Airport.

In the waiting room, Erya said goodbye to Ye You with a suitcase.

"I'm so sorry, I haven't thanked you properly yet. But when the holy war in Akihabara is over, let's go back to our hometown and get married. Ye You."

Honjo Erya was wearing a holy nun's uniform, but with a frivolous expression on her face, she smiled and gave Ye You a thumbs up.

"Does the holy war mean Xia Comi?"

ComicMarket, the world's largest doujinshi fair, twice a year, Summer Comi and Winter Comi.

For example, the names of some books will be prefixed with "C+numbers", such as "C98", which means the books sold by Comiket held at the 98th time.

"Oh! Oh! You know it well, boy!"

Hearing Ye You say this word, like a lonely traveler finding a like-minded companion, Erya's blue pupils shone brightly.

She raised her index finger leisurely, closed her eyes and said:

"Xia Comi is from the second Friday to Sunday in August every year. Today is June 29. I still have a month to prepare. If my liver bursts a little, I should have time to catch up."

Honjo Erya was originally a famous cartoonist, under the pen name of Honjo Canoji, who once had the popular serialized work "SILVERBULLET".

"What are you going to paint?" Ye You asked.

"Hehe." Erya showed a meaningful smile, Ye You seemed to feel some kind of malice, and said, "I hope you don't draw me."

"Eh?"

Seeing Erya's expression, Ye You's mouth twitched. It turns out that you really intend to make me the protagonist of the book.

"No 'eh'."

Ye You glared at her, Erya shrank her neck.

"Okay, the plane is about to take off. If you have anything, you can contact me in the chat room."

After sending Erya away, Ye You returned to the DEM club and began to think about how this company was.

Don't look at this as just a company, but whether it is the British SSS, or the special unit AST of the Ground Self-Defense Force, this kind of army that should belong to the country is actually controlled by the DEM agency.

Personnel appointments and removals, military expenditures, and deployment systems, the DEM agency has a certain right to speak.

Ye You can only shout 666 for such an important weapon of the country as this kind of military force is actually in the hands of a private company. As expected of a capitalist country, it is really outrageous.

If you think about it carefully, the military-industrial complex enterprises in the United States, even the largest banks, are also private enterprises.

"If that's the case, let's start by reducing the military spending on the Elf troops."

There is no subsidy for attack, no reward for repelling, and no timely replenishment of equipment if it is broken.

Of course, people like Tobiichi Origami and Artemisia who are driven by faith and fight against elves cannot be ruled out. Tobiichi Origami is for revenge, while Artemisia is for world peace.

But such people are, after all, very few.

"Commander Ikari: A reasonable way to cut military spending? It's simple."

Ye You asked for help in the chat room. I got an answer quickly, professional things should be left to professional people.

"Commander Ikari: First of all, one principle must be followed. Whatever the reason, eating must be done from the perspective of "for your own good"."

"Seventeen years old: I would like to hear the details."

"Commander Ikari: For example, "finely adjust internal reforms and comprehensively promote efficient services."

"Commander Ikari: You can start from two aspects: food and infrastructure. First, invest money to improve their daily living standards, and make sure that people can feel the changes. In addition, all the subsidies used to stimulate morale will be directly added to the their wages."

When material needs are met, in desperate effort, it will naturally drop a grade.

This is the disadvantage of the military relying on finance and finance.

Just like when the Kuomintang and the Communist Party competed, the reason for the rapid collapse of the national army, from an economic point of view, is that inflation has led to the collapse of the financial system, money has become worthless, and no military salaries can be paid, so the national army is naturally unwilling to fight wars. , have surrendered.

Therefore, the construction of the army must have faith.

And here Ye You is only talking about interests.

This is "before".

"Commander Ikari: "All honor belongs to the group." No matter what outstanding contribution this person makes, in the end, the group of his unit will enjoy the results, and no special rewards will be awarded to individuals."

This will greatly reduce the individual's main offensive initiative.

Anyway, no matter how outstanding you are, the results are shared with everyone. But wouldn't it be nice to be able to share the results of others even when I'm doing nothing.

This is "in the middle".

"Commander Ikari: Finally, try to deal with casualties in the confrontation with the elves as coldly as possible. In other words, don't deal with them."

It will directly chill people's hearts.

This is "after the fact".

However, due to the existence of medical display devices, there will probably not be wounded that cannot be cured.

"Not seventeen: not bad."

Of course, the above three items are the desired effect.

Ye Youzhen wants to formulate three systems, which must be another story.

Just like the decree of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, the actual effect is to cut down the vassal, but if it is said in words, those princes are grateful instead.

All these rhetoric are decorated with the standard of "for your own good".

"Sakura Mikami: Woah, you guys are so insidious."

"Snow: Is this the adult world? It's really dark."

"Kato Megumi: That...I think the first and second ones seem pretty good, except for the last one?"

Increase the benefits of employees, and only the way of sending money has changed, but the total number has not changed; the second one seems a little weird, but it doesn't seem to be wrong.

"[]: I feel that Ye You and Commander Ikari are terrible. I will stay away from you in the future."

"Chiba's Fallen Saint Black Cat: I agree."

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"Xier: Although I don't know what Brother Ye You is going to do...but no matter what Brother Ye You does...there must be his reasons."

"Always seventeen: uh, I didn't do anything."

"Always seventeen years old: think about it carefully, my purpose is mainly to make those troops hesitate a little bit when they attack the elves.

"Seventeen Forever: Less Fighting, More Peace."

"Seventeen forever: what's wrong with that?"

"Always seventeen: I don't understand your brain circuits."

Ye You is righteous.

Chapter 352 A Rare Tranquil Time

In order to take care of some minors in the chat room, Ye You and Commander Ikari moved their places and entered the private chat stage.