The Troublesome Journey of the Chat Room Gentlemen
Chapter 270:
In the book, during the banquet, people will be dressed in costumes, the ground will be covered with red carpets, and they will be staggered in elegant and gorgeous lights.
But the atmosphere here is really good.
Seele soon fell in love with Gensokyo's lighthearted atmosphere.
"It's so fragrant, Brother Ye You, let's go there."
Seele pointed to a barbecue restaurant.
【Hachio Eel BBQ Shop】
When Ye You and Xi'er arrived in front of the store, a lazy purple figure also appeared here.
"Patchiuli, we meet again."
"It's you." Pa Qiuli glanced at Ye You expressionlessly. When she was in the hot spring, Pa Qiuli had already labeled Ye You as inappropriate.
Seeer naturally became a pure girl who was deceived.
But the wizard doesn't care about that.
"Two grilled octopuses." Paqiu Li said to the owner of the night sparrow monster, Mistya.
"Okay." Mistya shook her wings and skillfully took out the fresh octopus on a skewer.
"Octopus? Are you sure you want to eat it?"
Ye You looked at Pa Qiuli with a strange smile.
"??"
Patchouli just looked back with a suspicious look.
Ye You smiled and said: "One of the eight tentacles of an octopus is its genitalia, which is called the stalk arm or the hand-over arm, which is a specialized arm of the male body. The bag is placed directly into the female's coat cavity."
"..."
After listening to Ye You's words, three black lines instantly appeared on Pa Qiuli's forehead.
At the same time, I am a little fortunate. Fortunately, I have not eaten it myself.
This is also bought for Remi... Forget it, let's replace it with something else.
"Hey!" The owner, Mistya, fluttered her wings, put her hands on her hips, and glared at Ye You: "Did you send the barbeque shop to make trouble?"
Chapter 387 Hui Ye: Ye You, can you help the concubine bloom?
Seeing the night sparrow monster glaring at her, Ye You showed a gentle smile,
"Give me five skewers of octopus."
Mistya looked at the two strings of octopuses on the grill, and added three more swiftly, her expression immediately turned anger into joy, and smiled attentively: "The guests are really generous, speaking of which, the guests are raw faces. Haven't seen it before."
Mistya skillfully turned the sides, sprinkled the seasonings, and roasted to a sizzling sound and the aroma was overflowing.
"Well, it's my first time in Gensokyo."
"Eh? Is it actually a foreigner?"
Gensokyo is not accessible to anyone.
Mistya's expression became stiff. She is just a little monster. Last time, because of her ignorance, she provoked a certain undead, and now she is in danger of being eaten at any time.
But the pink-haired princess, who looked so elegant, said that she wanted to eat the little broken bones of the Night Sparrow. She must be joking... But when she said this, the smile that day was so sincere, Made Mystia shiver inwardly.
Paqiuli is still in a dilemma, what is the best choice for Leimi? I knew I should ask Sakuya to come over.
She is just a witch who reads books.
"Do you want to eat Xi'er?" Ye You asked.
"No, no need."
Anyway, after what Ye You said just now, Xi'er would never eat this kind of thing.
"There's a menu here." Mistya pointed at the booth's wall, where there was a piece of paper.
“Then...grilled chicken skewers with shiitake mushrooms...”
"Is this? It's not very popular at ordinary times. I'm considering expelling it from the stall's menu."
"Well, I'll also have two grilled mushroom chicken skewers." Pat Qiuli said.
Mistya was a little frustrated after hearing that, why didn't anyone order hagfish? The specialty of this shop.
Ye You doesn't have any taboos about eating, except for humanoids, you can eat anything.
Get the grilled octopus and eat it beautifully.
At this moment, Ye You suddenly remembered something, he didn't seem to have any money in Gensokyo.
But speaking of which, what the **** do these monsters want money for? Is it possible to go to the world to buy things?
Gensokyo's confusing economic system.
Ye You said to Pa Qiuli, who was beside him, "I forgot to bring the money, can you lend me a little first? Let Hui Ye pay you back later."
Pa Qiuli is very generous. Although her first impression of Ye You was a bit bad, Miss Witch did not reject his request.
When I came to the door of the main house of Yongting Pavilion, I looked in, and the floor made of tatami was already full of people.
Earth Spirit Hall, Baiyu Tower, Moriya Shrine, Scarlet Devil Hall, Monster Mountain... People from different places gathered together in twos and threes.
Nagato, on the other hand, was at a table with the two witches from Gensokyo, and was pulled by Reimu Hakurei to drink.
Nagato is the son of Shige Sakura, and in another sense, he can also be regarded as a shrine maiden.
Nagato was already a little dizzy at this moment, and a blush appeared on his white face, looking shaky.
Ye You looked around the room. At first glance, they were all familiar faces, but unfortunately, there was no one who knew him.
In the room, Yingyingyanyan, all kinds of beautiful girls gathered together, and soon after, Xier was also pulled in by Nagato.
Now it's 2 on 2, Nagato and Xier, against Hakurei Reimu and Dongfengya Sanae.
Ye You smiled after seeing Xier pouring down Reimu with the wine, grabbed the rabbit who brought the wine, asked Kaguya where she was, and learned that the princess seemed to go to the water pool in the bamboo forest in the west alone.
Gensokyo, which has just ushered in the midsummer, is shrouded in the pale and clear moonlight.
The night is bright, the stars are scattered, the quiet light shines in the bamboo forest, and the clear spring flows on the stone.
Hui Ye stood quietly on the slate in front of the water pool, the water waves were clear and shallow, and the shadows were graceful.
The Princess of the Moon raised her jade neck and looked at the full moon.
There is an air of abandonment and emptiness.
"So you are here."
Ye You came from the bamboo forest path with bright lights behind her.
Kaguya turned her head, and under the moonlight, her figure exuded a hazy clear brilliance, reflecting the rippling water and light, out of the dust and beautiful.
Xu Mo and the eternal princess raised their slender, white necks backwards, and their straight black hair fell along the clothes.
"Why are you here alone?" Ye You approached and handed Kaguya a bunch of grilled hagfish.
When passing by just now, Mistya stopped Ye You and baked two skewers for him, saying it was a free tasting, remember to promote it.
"No, thanks."
"How polite today."
Ye You took back the fragrant grilled hagfish and bit it by himself. I have to say that it tasted good, but it was a bit unpleasant.
Kaguya turned her head again and stared at Shuangtian's silver plate.
The sound of thin bamboo leaves swaying in the wind sounds like waves in the sea.
Hui Yekong's quiet voice came, "When the moon is full, the relationship between the moon and the ground will become ambiguous. As long as you take the 'feather clothes', you can easily travel between the two."
"Moon Capital."
Kaguya said: "The concubine committed an unforgivable felony there. On that day, when I looked up on the ground, it was probably the same full moon. The concubine was demoted to the surface, which is the most serious punishment in the capital of the moon. For me, I thought it was a good opportunity to live a free life. So when my sentence expired, I came to this bamboo forest with Yonglin, who came to greet my concubine."
"When you're talking about a felony, do you mean making Penglai's secret medicine?"
The elixir of immortality.
The medicine itself is a denial of the "purity" of Yuedu.
The inhabitants of the moon do not have the concept of death, even if they are "immortal and immortal", they are endowed with the concept of "death and old age", which is a kind of "filth" on the surface.
Therefore it is considered taboo.
"Why make Penglai medicine?" Ye You asked.
"On a whim? Or interesting? Curiosity? Or because life is too boring for a long month? Maybe both."
Kaguya's voice was soft, like the beating of moonlight: "When I was very young, my concubine heard stories about the surface of the earth. Maybe since then, I have longed for the surface of the earth."
The princess turned around, gracefully stretched out her pure white wrist, her wide sleeves drooped lightly, and a half dead tree branch appeared in her palm.
"Give."
"what is this?"
Ye You took it.
It is as rough and hard as old bark.
Kaguya showed a pure smile, "Yutanhua. A plant that only exists in the capital of the moon, but absorbs the filth of the world for a living. Because there is no filth on the moon, it cannot bloom. Unfortunately, even if the concubine brings it to the ground, In 1000 years, it failed to bloom."
The princess stared at Ye You with her night-like eyes, "I really want to see Utanhua blooming, Ye You, can you help my concubine?"
"what?"
Is this actively giving me problems?
Ye You had heard of the story of "The Story of Bamboo Tori".
Chapter 388 Xier at a loss
Ye You stared at the dead tree branch that Kaguya handed over.
In "The Story of Bamboo Fetching", Kaguya, who came to the moon at the end of the month, caused an endless stream of suitors because of her peerless beauty. In order not to be disturbed, Kaguya had five problems and blocked all the admirers. Outside the door, until returning to the moon again, no one has solved the five problems.
Although Kaguya of Eternal Pavilion should be different from Kaguya Princess in "Bamboo Tori Story", judging from the name of Kaguya's "Spell Card" skill and her usual words, she should know the story.
So, if you take the initiative to give me problems, are you actually proposing to me in disguise?
No, Utanhua can only bloom with the big filth next to the surface, now leave it to me... This woman has something to say.
"It hasn't bloomed for a thousand years, why do you think I can make it bloom?"
The water pool reflects the quiet water light, and the night under the moon is very dusty, the empty and elegant girl said,
"No matter what, if you act according to the environment, you will feel tired and restrained, so the concubine wants to stay on the surface."
"what?"
Does this have anything to do with my question?
"Say what I can understand."
Hui Ye pursed his lips and said with a smile: "Because it's been a thousand years, if it could bloom, it would probably have bloomed long ago. As long as Utanhua is by my concubine's side, it will wither forever."
What, bragging about yourself?
Do you mean to say that you are pure and innocent? Well, it is.
Kaguya said: "However, the concubine wants to see Utanhua bloom. Because I don't want to leave it to others, I will ask you. Hee hee, aren't you very moved, but you are deeply trusted by the concubine."
"No, that's not the point. Does the princess think I'm dirty?"
Kaguya threw a smile at Ye You and said nothing.
"Then I let it bloom, is there any benefit?"
Kaguya raised her crystal clear index finger, "No bargaining."
"..."
"All right."
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