The True Man In the Feminist World
Chapter 17 Every day brings new blows
Lin Yilong is really going too far. Calling him Haohao is fine. After all, that is his nickname, and his father always calls him that, but sometimes he even calls him Xiao Haohao, and is called like this , Zhang Hao really can't be tough at all, these titles are definitely the biggest obstacle to his manhood!
And he doesn't want to call Lin Yilong Xiaolonglong anymore. When he thinks of Lin Yilong's six-pack abs and muscles all over, Zhang Hao really can't call it anymore, okay? Every time he calls out awkwardly, he hears Lin Yilong's sweet Responding, he almost vomited his blood and vomited it out...
But I can't be too direct, or I will make Lin Yilong cry again. He was unhappy because he was not called Xiaolonglong before, so he had to use excuses.
"Oh, what a bloody CEO Wen."
Zhang Hao commented casually, and then said: "I just saw that real brothers all have very handsome titles, I think we should get one too."
After a while Lin Yilong replied: "That's right, then shall we use my dear, or husband and wife?"
What... what! ?
Zhang Hao was stunned when he saw this message, and he shook his hand holding the phone and fell on the bed.
It's so poisonous, Zhang Hao clutched his chest, and almost lost his breath, it's really scary, brothers are called dear or husband and wife, Lin Yilong in this world is so scary, so terrifying ...
Zhang Hao picked up the phone and deleted Lin Yilong's message without hesitation, and then typed: "You are not cool like this, I have already thought about it, I will be your big brother in the future, you call me Brother Hao, Or Master Hao, I’ll call you Xiaolong, the double pronunciation name is too common.”
Zhang Hao thought it would take a while to persuade him, but Lin Yilong immediately agreed and said that it was okay, but before he was happy, he saw Lin Yilong and said: "Then I will call you Brother Haohao from now on. "
When Zhang Hao saw this message, he silently put down his phone and rubbed his head with his hands. He felt that he was hopeless. The tough guy Lin Yilong in the past must not be saved. He has fallen into the abyss. Wearing cute short skirts and women's clothing should not be rejected!
"I still call you Brother Zhang Hao like Lingling~" Zhang Hao picked up the phone again and saw Lin Yilong's new message.
"Brother Hao is fine... Look at how cool these two words are, and they have a special feeling when they are typed." Zhang Hao typed these words with a vicissitudes of life, and now he suddenly felt that the title Haohao was already very good.
"But such a good society, and I feel like you are a man." Lin Yilong replied immediately.
yes! I just want to be a man!
Lin Yilong said that Zhang Hao's heart was in a deep hole, but he didn't admit it, he would not make a second mistake, because Lin Yilong felt that masculinity was a derogatory term, and what he said was regarded as sick, and he was persuaded in various ways.
"A good-looking person will not be considered a man. I will only be regarded as a cool male god." Zhang Hao recalled Zhang Qianqin's previous words and said.
"Ha, that's right, the male star Jia Bingbing, even known as Lord Jia, is still a male god. Since you like it, then I will call you Brother Hao from now on, as long as you are happy." Lin Yilong replied.
Zhang Hao was so moved that he almost cried, that's great! It turned out that it could be done, and I finally got rid of those girly names, and I no longer need to call Lin Yilong Xiaolonglong. After hastily saying good night to Lin Yilong, he dried his hair and got ready for bed.
After solving one of his heart problems, Zhang Hao felt relaxed, and now he still has to cut off his shoulder-length hair, which is troublesome to blow-dry.
As soon as his hair was dried, Zhang Hao lay down on the bed and was ready to sleep, but when he closed his eyes, the beautiful scene of Zhang Qianqin's disappearance suddenly appeared in his mind.
That big piece of snow white, and the sexy black underwear, just thinking about Zhang Hao can't help but make my heart beat faster...
"What do you think about the person who is about to become my sister..."
Zhang Hao immediately slapped himself on the face to keep himself from thinking wildly, but is it okay to touch women's breasts indiscriminately now?
It didn't matter if a man's chest was touched before, but now that it's upside down, does it mean that women also become like this?
Thinking of this matter, Zhang Hao didn't want to sleep anymore, so he immediately picked up his phone and started searching with nvdu, but unexpectedly saw a very scary message that couldn't be ignored at all...
Do women really jack up every day?
Wait a minute, what the hell did I see! ! !
Zhang Hao stretched out his hand tremblingly and rubbed his eyes, and reconfirmed that he was not dazzled, as if struck by lightning.
"Damn it...wouldn't be so poisonous!? Is it possible that there are women in this world and that one!!! I *¥@!"
Zhang Hao almost died of poison when he saw this title, and he didn't dare to click on it, for fear of seeing information that he didn't want to see.
So sister Qinqin, Zhao Ying and those girls also have that thing! ? I……
Zhang Hao resisted the urge to smash things, but he mustered up the courage to click in. This matter must be clarified, he doesn't want to make out with his girlfriend in the future, and the girlfriend suddenly pulls out a big dick!
"Oh oh oh! So it's like this... It's okay, it's okay..."
Zhang Hao took a casual look and understood what it was, his face turned from cloudy to clear, and he kept rejoicing.
The thing about women mentioned here was originally just saying that the two spots on a person's chest would be like that, and it was different from the terrible possibility he thought.
After a while, Zhang Hao patted his chest in fear. If it was true as he thought, all the girls were big D cute girls, then the future was unimaginable.
Next, Zhang Hao continued to investigate the matter of the opposite sex touching his chest, and found that it was the opposite, and it was even more exaggerated than before.
A woman's breasts are now the lifeblood of a man's world. Pure heterosexuals will be displeased when they hear it. How dare you touch it randomly. If you accidentally touch it, you will be scared to death. If any woman pushes you with her breasts, it is sexual harassment! Super pervert!
So the one I met in the cafeteria before was a super pervert! Thinking in another way is equivalent to the fact that a man kept pushing you against you before, which is really scary...
But Zhang Hao just doesn’t think it’s scary. His deep-rooted education and concepts are not so easy to change. Even now, he still feels that it’s good luck to accidentally touch a woman’s breast, and he ate the other’s tofu...
"It's really a new hit every day."
Zhang Hao rubbed his forehead with a headache. Every day, his three views were severely impacted countless times. He was almost numb. Today he was also very tired, so he didn't do anything else, just lay down and sleep obediently.
Early the next morning, Zhang Hao was woken up by the alarm clock of his mobile phone, and he dreamed about many past memories throughout the night.
Like a robot, he put on his school uniform numbly, went to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face, then finished eating the meal made by his father, and went out to school with complicated emotions.
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