The True Man In the Feminist World
Chapter 7 Men's Self-Defense
"Good morning, little Lingling."
Zhang Hao, who hugged Lin Ling subconsciously, greeted him helplessly.
This little girl who is as cute as a doll is Lin Yilong's ten-year-old sister. Both Lin Ling and Zhang Hao call her Xiao Lingling, and she has a very good relationship with Zhang Hao. She was very well-behaved and sensible before the world changed, but after the change, she He was much more naughty, and always swooped over at every turn.
"Haohao, you are here, let's go."
Lin Yilong also came out afterwards, and immediately pulled his younger sister off Zhang Hao, and reprimanded him: "Don't you know the difference between a man and a woman? It's still like this for such a grown-up person, go in and finish the meal, Dad is still waiting to do the dishes."
"Okay... let's see Brother Zhang Hao next time."
Lin Ling turned her head and glared at her brother, secretly squeezed Zhang Hao's arm and said goodbye to him reluctantly, then walked back to the house very unwillingly, turning her head three times at a step.
After his sister left, Lin Yilong reminded angrily and embarrassingly: "Next time, don't let this perverted girl pounce on you casually. Let me tell you, I found a few books under her bed. Xiao Huang... Huang Shu! It's all about the neighbor's brother! She is no longer the innocent child she used to be, and I think she has bad intentions every time she pounces on you..."
"Damn it! No... No way, how old is she!"
Zhang Hao gasped, it was a little hard to believe, are elementary school girls also so scary! ! !
"But those little yellows... hey, forget it."
Lin Yilong originally wanted to say something, but he sighed helplessly in the middle of speaking, and asked, "Are you really okay?"
Zhang Hao shook his head, looking at Lin Yilong who had obviously been well-groomed, he was not used to it from the bottom of his heart.
His hairstyle was made of jelly water, which was wet to three to seven points, and he carried a schoolbag on his shoulders. Thinking of his previous sloppy look, it would be as unsuitable as possible, but at this moment, Zhang Hao didn't think about forcing a change. he.
"I'm sorry about what happened yesterday."
Zhang Hao suddenly apologized, and explained half-truth while walking: "Actually, it was because of a dream I had before. I dreamed that the world was the opposite. You were a muscular man in the dream... Hahaha! And then no Carefully substitute into it..."
Zhang Hao revealed a little bit of the original world to Lin Yilong, but although Lin Yilong found it interesting, he was very disgusted by Zhang Hao's dream of him as a macho. Zhang Hao knew that his thinking was completely upside down, so he didn't say any more about these things , and then told him about his father's remarriage and moving house.
Lin Yilong reacted a lot at first, but he felt relieved when he heard that his new home was also nearby. After congratulating him, he began to gossip about Zhang Qianqin, who is about to become his sister. What is the same as a boy's novel? The exciting life of living with a domineering beauty will develop. Forbidden love or something.
To be honest, Zhang Hao had really fantasized about this kind of thing before. After all, Zhang Qianqin is unusually charming, mature and elegant, especially attractive to men of his age. After all, he is also a normal man. Zhang Hao, who is about to become his older sister, stopped thinking about it.
On the way, Zhang Hao was afraid that Lin Yilong would suddenly take his hand again, so he took the lead in hooking his shoulders with him.
Really, good brothers holding hands, what the hell is that? ? ? But hooking shoulders and backs is still okay. It's normal for brothers to hook shoulders and backs. Holding hands is very eye-catching.
Zhang Hao is still very embarrassed towards Lin Yilong. Yesterday he said that if he dared to hold his hand again, he would crush him. Think about it differently. The two sisters hold hands every day and have a close relationship.
But one day, a woman suddenly threw away her hand in disgust and warned the other woman viciously that if she held her hand again, her b. …
"Haohao, be careful, that person in front seems to be a pervert!" Just as Zhang Hao was thinking wildly, he suddenly heard Lin Yilong whisper.
"Sexy donkey..."
Zhang Hao was taken aback. It was not the first time he had heard this word full of disobedience. He knew it meant a pervert...a wolf. Following Lin Yilong's gaze, he immediately found a person in a corner not far away. Looking here furtively, she looked at a pudgy woman in her twenties who was very wretched.
"I... Let's go another way? There's no one here now."
Lin Yilong was obviously very disturbed. Although the other party pretended not to look this way all the time, everyone was not an idiot. This woman was obviously eyeing them. The most important thing was that she had a strange look on her face. In the pocket, panting inexplicably, it is scary to watch.
"Why are you panicking? Are we two big men still afraid of a short and fat woman? Don't worry, if she dares to harass you, I will definitely kick her away."
Seeing Lin Yilong's cowardly reaction, Zhang Hao was a little speechless, and it was even more impossible to let him go. He felt that this was a good opportunity to train him, and continued to walk forward with his shoulders shoulder to shoulder.
It is absolutely impossible to be afraid, there is no way, even if you know that women in this world are strong, but looking at her short, fat and young appearance, it is really hard for him to be afraid, he even has a kind of kick that can kick her up The feeling of not coming.
"But……"
Lin Yilong was obviously very reluctant, but Zhang Hao had already left, so he couldn't help but leave him with a sense of loyalty. Fortunately, although the other party looked weird, he didn't take any practical actions. Presumably he was thinking too much, but Lin Yilong still didn't relax his vigilance, suppressed his fear, and passed each other with Zhang Hao.
The other party immediately blushed and lowered their heads when Zhang Hao and the others came over, but as soon as they walked away, they immediately raised their heads and looked at their backs boldly, and said to themselves intoxicated, "The little brother from Hongxiang University is really good ! Especially that handsome man with shoulder-length hair! Those half-revealed white arms make me want to take a look..."
After staying away from that strange woman, Zhang Hao found that Lin Yilong was unable to walk steadily, and his whole body was still shaking, so he asked involuntarily, "Hey, Xiaolonglong, are you okay?"
"I... I'm scared when I think of those horrible news, Haohao, let's be more careful in the future, the woman looks at us with horrible and disgusting eyes, she must be thinking something disgusting!" Lin Yilong Said.
"Uh...you really have to be careful."
Zhang Hao nodded helplessly. Thinking of the news, he felt that he should not be too careless and let it go, but Lin Yilong's thinking had completely changed. Being harassed by a woman must have a lifetime of shadows, and he was negligent just now.
Zhang Hao patted the pale-faced Lin Yilong on the shoulder, and said: "But Xiaolonglong, you are scared and trembling before he does anything. This is not okay. Go to exercise with me in the future, even if you meet bad people Not afraid either."
Zhang Hao thought he would take this opportunity to invite Lin Yilong to exercise.
"You mean to practice men's self-defense?" Lin Yilong asked.
Men's self-defense...
Zhang Hao paused. He knew the self-defense technique for women, but it was the first time he had heard of the self-defense technique for men, but he thought it was the same as the self-defense technique for women, used to protect himself, but he didn't want it. Practice this kind of thing!
Zhang Hao said with a dark face: "What self-defense, I want to practice Muay Thai!"
"Haohao, why are you saying such terrible things again! Muay Thai is not suitable for us men!"
"Be confident, Muay Thai in the dream is mainly for us men to practice!"
"You also said that it was a dream. Compared with women, our bodies are much worse, and why do we practice such dangerous things? If we are worried about the danger, we can use anti-donkey spray. Haohao, you are not okay Right? Do you want to see a doctor?"
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