The more you use the EQ, the better.
"Your Q is wrong, you need to use EQ."
"Why are you using EQ? Wait until the stone man uses his ult before you use it. Your stone man knows how to play. He is looking for an opportunity to kill so many people."
"You are just killing soldiers. What are you doing with your 'E' here and there? Are you so emotional about the E network? Your super soldiers can steal your soldiers. What the hell are you doing?"
"Look at your economy, and then look at the economy of the opposite Yasuo. He can be your father."
"Oh~~~ Your operation is wrong~ No wonder your teammates say you are an orphan if you play like this, although we are indeed orphans~"
The Internet Addict threw the mouse and was speechless to the five loud speakers behind him.
"Will you let me play? You are so good, try it yourself!"
Yiwan, Shitiao and others immediately rolled up their sleeves.
"Play! Let's play!"
Brother Xuezi was still sober for the time being.
"We still have business to do."
Yiwan kicked the guy next to the Internet Addict and sat in his seat.
"It's just a stage, it's a small matter! Let's play first, no rush!"
Seeing that the five people were in a five-person team, Brother Xuezi didn't want to spoil the fun of his brothers.
"Okay, I'll go find a venue and equipment first."
After going out, Brother Xuezi saw a winery across the street.
"Hiss... Dracula Winery! It's worthy of being a first-tier city. There are such high-end red wine wineries in the world. It's still early, I'll go in and take a look."
The next morning.
"Oh my God! I accidentally stayed up all night!"
Yiwan jumped up from his seat.
His screen was black and white, and his record was 0/20/1.
"No, I can't play anymore, let's get down to business!"
Internet addict brother said very actively, "Let's go, let's go, business is important!"
He didn't ask to continue playing now.
He lost all night.
Just now, the only kill in the team was taken by him, 10,000, four, four sleepwalking throughout the whole process, as if he was a human machine.
Internet addict brother had to admit that they were all Song Gua's clones, and their gaming skills were the same.
"Where's the blank board?"
"Search the memory to find it."
"Damn! He was drunk and unconscious in the winery across the street!"
"This guy drank the most expensive red wine, which was charged by the drop! Fuck! How much public funds did he embezzle again!"
"A set of rare equipment is gone."
"Hurry up and wake him up, and solve the problem of the stage!"
Blood brother was carried out of the winery by Internet addict brother and four bandits, still mumbling.
"Oh, dear Miss Medusa, you know, women are like red wine, you have to taste it slowly, you are like this jar of red wine from the 82nd year of the new calendar, yueyue! (vomited)"
Yiwan, Internet Addict Brother, and five others, carried Blood Brother and ran wildly on the pedestrian street that was gradually becoming lively.
Although this strange combination had a high rate of turning heads, it did not attract much attention.
Because in a big city like Jiangnan City, the urban culture is more diverse, and various street performance arts are very common.
Four gangsters plus a gangster brother carrying a drunkard are nothing, if they don't wear clothes, they may be more eye-catching.
"What should I do? It's too late to buy equipment and build a stage now!"
"It's all Brother Xuezi's fault, drinking and messing things up!"
"Bullshit! It's all your fault, you bald guy, you're addicted to the Internet!"
"You guys didn't play! You still want me to lead you all night!"
"The account of the buddy I played with dropped from gold to bronze, you're leading him to the toilet!"
"Stop arguing~~"
While running, Yiwan found that at the end of the pedestrian street, a mobile phone merchant was doing an event and had already set up a stage.
Big screen, big speakers, air cushion arch, big dolls, salutes, everything.
It's just that the event didn't seem to be very strong, and the location was the farthest from the entrance of the pedestrian street, so it was deserted and not many people stopped to shop.
"Isn't this ready?"
"Rob?"
"Nonsense! We are bandits, we don't rob but steal!"
"What if they call the police?"
"If anyone dares to catch us, we will blow ourselves up! See who dares to come!"
"Good idea!"
A group of idiots carried Brother Xuezi and rushed to the mobile phone store.
The host was enthusiastic on the stage, but unfortunately no one agreed. However, this is work, and no one has to smile.
"The latest model of Rice mobile phone, the most fashionable choice for sports students! The college entrance examination is over, it's time to have your own mobile phone!"
Suddenly, the increasingly bored host saw four people wearing Taoist robes and hoods.
A man and a bald man carrying another whiteboard headgear rushed to the stage.
"Is anyone finally interested in our new model? Welcome to the stage to participate in our activities. It can be seen that these six audiences are very enthusiastic. There is no need to run over with skills..."
Yi Wan: "My mother is entangled!"
Host: "Hey? Hey? Why are you tying me up? Don't grab my microphone! Hey, what are you doing inserting a USB drive into the computer!"
The Internet addict brother took the lead and kicked the host down.
"Lend me your stage!"
The boss rushed out after hearing the sound.
"Bandits? What are you going to do!"
The Internet addict brother said seriously with his face that looked like a bad guy: "Save the world!"
On the other side, Yi Wan, who grabbed the microphone, handed it to the host brother who usually hosted the bandit award ceremony and wore a 80,000 headgear today.
"Jiangnan Grand Stage, come if you have a dream!
We are bandits who carry out love and peace, have both good looks and fighting power, and have wisdom and courage!!!
Today, you are lucky. We bandits will be here to expose a traitor to humanity who is inhumane, inhumane, heartless, shameless, despicable, licentious, and unkind!
Yunshan City, Zhao Family!!!
Come, let's watch the PPT together and learn what the Zhao family has done!"
Play the four lines of the PPT, pinch your fingers and click the mouse.
The PPT starts playing on the big screen.
Medical traps, sky-high drugs, doctor employment monopoly, organ trading, human trafficking...
Most of the PPT is text, and the pictures are basically randomly searched by Song Gua.
Only the pictures in the mental hospital are real.
Although the Zhao family of Yunshan City is not famous in Jiangnan City, passers-by don't know who the bandits are talking about.
But I saw several bandits jumping and dancing on the stage, and some of them were drunk.
Coupled with the bloody photos and eye-catching scandals displayed on the big screen, many people gathered around.
People are like this. When more people gather in one place, more people will naturally join in the fun.
"Are these guys really bandits?"
"Look at their mental state, they look like them."
"What are they doing?"
"It seems like they are exposing the Zhao family."
"What? What is the Zhao family? They are really bandits, confusing behavior."
"It should be an event organized by this mobile phone store. They invited bandits to perform."
"Well, it's possible. It seems quite interesting."
The owner of the mobile phone store was originally going to call the police.
But when he saw more and more people watching at the door, his mouth was crooked with laughter.
Someone helped him attract customers for free, and he was so happy that he couldn't wait.
"Hurry, hurry, hand out flyers, introduce products, don't just stand there!"
Although the stage was taken away, it didn't matter. The boss took the initiative and mobilized all the employees to sell products in the crowd.
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