The Two Invincible Talents At The Beginning Were Called Trash

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Why is the principal outside?

Jiang Lan was intoxicated in his advanced imagination of his three forms.

Ning Tong couldn't help but look at Jiang Lan's handsome face with sharp edges and sharp eyebrows.

As a result, the two of them had a combined mental attribute of close to 1,000 points, and they were stunned not to notice an ordinary person approaching.

He was blocked in the dormitory by Lao Ning and caught red-handed.

Jiang Lan and Ning Tong stared at each other, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward.

If Jiang Lan is caught and raped in the room by the principal, it will really be like yellow mud falling off her crotch. It is either shit or shit.

Fortunately, there was a rear window. Ning Tong hurriedly opened the rear window.

Jiang Lan quickly got out of the window and turned around to give Ning Tong a heart sign.

Ning Tong was so angry and funny, she was always showing affection.

If my dad catches me, it's over!

Ning Tong panicked and stalled for time.

"Dad, I'm watching a video. There's no one else here, so don't come in yet. I'm not wearing a coat."

Lao Ning laughed angrily outside, and that arrogant laughter clearly belonged to that brat Jiang Lan.

OK, now you're all dating in the dormitory, right?

If I don't care about you anymore, I can have a grandson before you graduate.

But the daughter said that she was not wearing a coat, and a father could not force his way in, so he could only knock on the door.

"Jiang Lan, come out, I know it's you."

Ning Tong opened the door with a calm and coquettish look on her face.

"What Jiang Lan, dad, don't talk nonsense."

Lao Ning saw the wide open window at the back and knew that Jiang Lan had taken the opportunity to escape. He could only speak to Ning Tong in a serious tone.

"Tongtong, don't make a mistake. You have just entered college. What if something happens to you in the next few years?"

How could a girl as smart as Ning Tong fail to understand what her father meant? Her face instantly turned red with embarrassment.

"What nonsense are you talking about? As a father, you are disrespectful!"

With a bang, she closed the door. Her face was as red as a ripe red apple in autumn.

Jiang Lan swaggered away from the school gate.

He had to go back and prepare, put on a disguise before heading to the Five Elements Alliance.

Superman has no legend in the Blue Star world. He was previously labeled in the talent manual as: a perverted man who wears underwear outside.

As the inheritor of Superman's talent, how could he allow the world to insult the superhero in his heart like this!

Jiang Lan made up his mind to wear underwear as a symbol of the most powerful man on the planet.

Jiang Lan also wore underwear outside and summed up several advantages.

First: Wear red underwear outside and treat it as your zodiac year every year, so that you can turn bad luck into good luck.

Second: Underwear is not worn outside, should it be pulled over the head? That will affect the line of sight.

Third: Wearing underwear outside can attract women’s attention and better promote male characteristics.

Fourth: Wearing underwear outside will become the exclusive symbol of Superman. In the future, whenever someone sees a man wearing underwear outside, he will know that he is Superman.

To sum up, Jiang Lan is determined to wear underwear outside.

Of course, the first step is to buy some red underwear, uh, and a wig.

.......

Half a day later, at the Five Elements Alliance in Sanjiang City, the girl at the front desk stretched lazily, and suddenly her eyesight went dark.

The girl raised her head and was about to speak when her eyes suddenly widened in horror.

A handsome man with a slicked back hair, sunglasses, gray-blue tights, red underwear, and a striking red cloak draped behind his back.

He stood in front of her majestically with his hands on his hips.

Against the backdrop of the tights, Jiang Lan's muscles were prominent, and his powerful body was as indestructible as steel.

The girl at the front desk couldn't help but exclaimed.

"Ah! Someone's here, there's a pervert!"

The Five Elements Alliance gathered the most powerful local awakened folk. When they heard the girl at the front desk calling for help, the awakened people couldn't sit still.

What? How dare someone dare to go to the Five Elements Alliance to cause trouble?

We have always been the only ones who make trouble for others, so why should we make trouble for others in the Five Elements Alliance?

Who is so brave, so courageous as a leopard?

Suddenly, dozens of burly men rushed out from the lounge at the back in a menacing manner.

When they saw Jiang Lan's attire, they also felt short of breath.

Ah, my eyes, what did we see? Why would someone wear their underwear outside, and it is still bright red? Is this person a fool?

So arrogant, so arrogant.

For some reason, everyone suddenly had the same idea: beat him up! He was so beaten that he dared to wear his underwear outside!

A strong man nearly two meters tall clenched his palms and spoke viciously.

"Punch this pervert for wearing underwear outside!"

"You dare to wear your underwear outside, why don't you put it on your head? Beat him to death?"

"Knock the shit out of him and make him regret wearing underwear outside!"

Everyone clenched their fists and walked toward Jiang Lan with a grin.

.........

Five minutes later, everyone in the Five Elements Alliance lay on the ground wailing.

There was fear in their eyes.

Not afraid of the strong, not afraid of perversion, just afraid of the strong plus perversion.

Who would have thought that this guy wearing underwear could be so powerful, so powerful that he was so perverted.

All the members of the Five Elements Alliance in Sanjiang City combined could not cause him any harm.

Under siege by dozens of people, the man in front of him, wearing underwear, didn't even have his sunglasses knocked off, and his hairstyle wasn't even the slightest bit messy.

The strengthening type awakened person's fist hit him as if hitting a steel plate, and would even break the bones of his hand, but this guy didn't even blink.

Not to mention the elemental ones, fireballs and ice arrows were shot at him, but they were easily blocked by his hands.

Jiang Lan was mainly afraid that the Superman suit that he finally made would be damaged.

Otherwise, with his physical strength, even a small fireball like this cannot be broken.

The mental illusion was rebounded by his powerful mental attributes, causing the caster to foam at the mouth and lie down on the ground.

Five minutes, only five minutes, the entire Sanjiang City Five Elements Alliance was destroyed.

Jiang Lan sneered, weak, too weak.

He looked down at the group of people and asked coldly.

"Who else is there? I'm just asking, who else is there?"

After a while, Jiang Lan saw that no one dared to say anything, and suddenly remembered the purpose of his visit.

So he coughed, softened his tone, and asked.

"Where's your person in charge? Ask him to come out and see me."

The girl at the front desk hid behind her desk, revealed her head, and secretly pointed at Jiang Lan's feet.

Jiang Lan followed the direction of the girl's fingers and saw a middle-aged man lying on the ground humming. He was wearing a delicate blue suit and had a mustache on his chin.

he asked the middle-aged man.

"You are the person in charge of the Five Elements Alliance in Sanjiang City. What do you call me?"

Ye Cheng, head of the Sanjiang City branch of the Five Elements Alliance, just kicked Jiang Lan in the leg. As a result, his calf bone was fractured by the huge rebound force.

At this moment, he was hugging his calf and wailing feebly.

Seeing Jiang Lan staring at him with a bad expression, he trembled all over and quickly forced out a smile that was uglier than crying.

"My name is Ye Cheng, big brother, what is your purpose?"

Jiang Lan's face froze, and he suddenly remembered that the main purpose of his visit this time was to test his strength and obtain the spiritual flesh of ferocious beasts.

Inexplicably, he defeated all these people.

However, if they fight, they will fight. At this moment, he naturally wants to strike first and occupy the moral high ground.

"I originally wanted to join the Five Elements Alliance, but when you came up, you called me a pervert, and dozens of big men beat me up. Now I'm seriously injured. You think how to compensate me."

Ye Cheng glared at the girl at the front desk fiercely. It was this woman who caused the big trouble by being startled.

Then fire her.

He turned around and said with a smile.

"Brother, you said you were here to join the Five Elements Alliance."

"For a great god like you, let alone join the Five Elements Alliance. If you want to be the leader of the Five Elements Alliance in Sanjiang City, I'll give it to you, okay?"

Jiang Lan shook his head. Why should he be a leader? He still has to go to school.

He smiled and helped Ye Cheng up.

"Help me test my strength, and forget about hitting me."