The tyrant's daughter is three and a half years old: the whole family is a big villain
Chapter 86 Uncle Lied to Children!
Chapter 86 Uncle lied to the child!
'squeak'
The palace door slowly closed.
"What's wrong with you? It seems that the carriage just now belongs to a fifth-grade official. Looking at your white face and weak legs, I don't know, I thought the carriage was our Majesty!"
Guard A, who was inspecting the palace gate, glanced at Guard B and joked with a smile.
Guard B looked at him expressionlessly with a pale face.
Guard A's awkward smile froze on his face, "No way?" It couldn't really be His Majesty, could it? How could it be possible? How could His Majesty condescend to ride in such a carriage?
Guard B showed a smile that was uglier than crying.
"Say it and I'll scare you to death!"
Guard A:……
While the two were chatting, a very low-key carriage walked out of the last palace gate and drove quickly towards the Imperial Prefect's Mansion.
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"Uncle Emperor, Little God...what happened to the Imperial Master?"
The carriage was swaying, and the little man was nestled in Su Xuanyan's arms. He looked at the loveless Hang Zongzhi lying opposite and asked in a low voice.
Hang Zongzhi seemed to be a different person, lying on the carriage cushion with a blank expression, like a salted fish who had lost his dream.
Seeing Hang Zongzhi like this, Su Xuanyan couldn't help but chuckle.
"Zongzhi, what's the matter? I just came out to have a meal and go to a brothel."
Hang Zongzhi's eyes moved and he slowly turned to Su Xuanyan, then slowly turned back and looked at the top of the carriage again, "I'm tired."
Su Xuanyan's smile deepened, he lowered his eyes and gently pinched the tip of the villain's nose.
"Ignore him, he is just like that, very lazy."
When he first came into contact with Hang Zongzhi, Su Xuanyan thought that Hang Zongzhi was a boring young man who was trained by those old guys to be rigid and corrupt, and who only knew how to talk all day long.
Later I discovered that Hang Zongzhi was really boring and lazy.
Unless necessary, I will never sit down if I can lie down, and I will never stand if I can sit down. My only hobby is playing chess, and I can play it all day long.
If it weren't for Su Xuanyan's coercion and inducement this time, Hang Zongzhi would never have come.
Hearing this, Su Jiu nodded in agreement.
"It's really boring."
Su Xuanyan pinched the villain's cheek again with a smile.
The sun is setting in the west, and the long street is more lively than in the afternoon.
There are many vendors on both sides of the street guessing lantern riddles and hanging lanterns.
The carriage stopped in front of Wangjiang Tower, the largest restaurant in the capital.
Su Xuanyan walked out of the car with the little man in his arms. The second before he opened the curtain, Hang Zongzhi was still yawning. After the curtain was opened, he immediately suppressed his yawn, kept a straight face, and returned to his usual self.
The appearance of a serious little national master.
The waiter led the three of them into the private room on the second floor.
Lively shouts came in through the window lattice.
Su Jiu stood next to the window lattice, stuck out her little head, and looked downstairs curiously.
Downstairs, I saw a lot of people gathered in front of a stall with many lanterns hanging on it.
In the center of the crowd, a man held three arrow feathers and stood in front of a white line. Not far from him, there was an iron quiver. The caliber of the quiver was as big as a sea bowl. Next to it, there were arrows scattered on the ground.
Arrow feathers.
The man leaned out half of his body, sweating profusely in the winter because of his nervousness.
The three arrow feathers were all thrown out, only one of them hit the edge, but it still missed.
Regretful hisses came from the crowd.
Su Jiu watched it for a while before she understood the rules of the game.
Fifty cents of silver is used to play once, and there are only five arrow feathers at a time. If all five are successful, you can choose any lantern on the stall.
And if it's less than five, you can only choose one of the several ones specified by the boss.
The little man was immediately attracted by the lantern hanging on the top.
The lantern was hung on the top of the bamboo frame, and the candle shadow was cast. On the lantern, there was a painting of the water town in the south of the Yangtze River.
The woman is wearing a light blue dress standing on the bow of the boat, holding a bamboo pole in her slender hands to support the boat. She smiles beautifully and has beautiful eyes. Although her eyebrows are blurry, it gives people a feeling that this woman is extremely beautiful.
.
"Why are you dazed?"
Su Jiu suddenly felt a heavy weight on her head. Without turning her head, Su Jiu hugged Su Xuanyan's arm and pointed to the stall, "Uncle Huang, Jiu'er wants that lantern."
Looking in the direction pointed by the villain, Su Xuanyan was a little stunned when he saw the lantern.
"Uncle Huang?"
Not hearing Su Xuanyan's voice, Su Jiu raised her head and called out in confusion.
Su Xuanyan came back to his senses and rubbed the little man's head, looking like he was nostalgic.
"Then after the meal is over, Uncle Huang will win for Jiu'er!"
"Uh-huh!"
Su Jiu was satisfied, jumped off the small stool, and climbed onto the round stool next to the table on both hands and feet.
As soon as he picked up the chopsticks, he looked at Su Xuanyan hesitantly.
"Uncle Huang, I heard them say that you need all five arrows to hit that lantern before you can choose it."
Su Xuanyan smiled confidently, "Don't worry, Uncle Huang has never deceived Jiu'er before."
The little man was relieved and began to eat by himself obediently.
The dishes have been served, four dishes and one soup, all of which are the restaurant's specialties.
Su Xuanyan lives in the military camp all year round and dislikes extravagance and waste, so he doesn't pay much attention to meals.
Hang Zongzhi put down his chopsticks after a few bites, yawned, and leaned lazily on the soft couch in the box.
"Little Imperial Master...is he trying to lose weight?" Su Jiu looked at the third bowl of rice in front of her, then looked at Hang Zongzhi's barely moving chopsticks, and asked strangely.
Su Xuanyan couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud. He raised his hand and wiped the rice grains from the corner of the villain's mouth with a silk handkerchief. "He moves less, so naturally he doesn't eat much."
The villain nodded as if he understood, and said with emotion: "So this is why the young master is obviously older than the elder brother, but shorter than the elder brother."
puff!
It's just... so heartbreaking.
Su Xuanyan patted the villain's little head encouragingly, "Probably." Well, if you can speak, speak more.
At this time, the table suddenly moved slightly.
I saw that the person who was still leaning on the sofa had returned to his seat at some point.
Aware of the two people's gaze, Hang Zongzhi raised his head expressionlessly.
"Have a meal."
Su Xuanyan couldn't help it, took out the folding fan from his waist, shook it, and laughed wildly, still the kind of exaggerated and mocking duck laugh.
Hang Zongzhi:......
After finishing the meal, it was completely dark.
The long street became more and more lively.
There was a new group of spectators in front of the Tou Hu lantern stall.
Hang Zongzhi lazily crowded with others and stood far outside the crowd.
Su Xuanyan carried the villain and rushed into the center of the crowd.
"Uncle! Come on!"
The villain stood aside and cheered, his little pink fists clenched tightly, his fair and tender face slightly pouted due to nervousness, it was really cute.
Su Xuanyan stood on the edge of the white line, looking into the villain's expectant almond-shaped eyes. For some reason, he felt a little nervous.
The first one hit!
The second one is stable!
The third one, scratch the edge!
The fourth one is in danger!
The fifth branch...
Snap!
Su Jiu blinked, looking at the arrow feathers that had fallen to the side and spinning in circles on the ground, she flattened her mouth, and her eyes turned red instantly.
"Wow! Uncle lied to children!"
(End of chapter)
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