The ultimate urban ancient martial arts

Chapter 1: Human or ghost?

The night was very quiet, and in the dim light, the narrow lower part of the poster was covered with explicit pictures of beauties with big breasts and fat butts. It looked like an old-fashioned look from the 1980s, and a figure was breathing heavily, and the "Five Girls" were working hard.

Serving.

"Damn it, is there someone stealing toilet paper from this shabby Yanjing basement?" Shen Company felt under the pillow in the basement and finally cursed in disappointment.

His eyes scanned quickly, and he suddenly remembered something. He grabbed an ancient painting next to him and wiped it down his body without thinking.

Suddenly, there seemed to be warmth pouring into the body from the lower body, making Shen Company feel comfortable all over. However, the warmth was slight and not strong enough to attract Shen Company's attention.

Comfortable……

He dried his lower body, crumpled the ancient painting into a ball and threw it on the ground. He turned over and fell asleep on the bed.

Shen Company, who is just 21 years old, has a reluctant appearance and graduated from high school. His ancestors were poor farmers for several generations. He struggled with various interviews and "drifted north" in the capital of Yanjing. Like many diaosi of this age, the only

The only way to vent their strong energy is through the "Five Girls". The poor "Five Girls" have never been to the ground. Under the ### of Shen Company, they have become rough in a few years...

Snapped!

After a while, a steady sound of snoring came from the room.

In the dark room, the ancient painting of a beautiful lady pretending to be a scholar raising a sword was left on the ground for an interview tomorrow. He bought it from a small stall for more than ten yuan! The paper ball flashed in a trance. Then, flashing

A faint cyan glow.

Wow.

Hua Hua...

A slight sound echoed in the room.

After a while, the halo of light suddenly expanded, illuminating the small surrounding area with a faint green light.

In the halo, a figure flickered. The originally illusory figure became more and more real, and the light and shadow were compressed.

A clear voice sounded: "Damn it, my power is almost drying up!"

The halo disappeared, and a little girl who looked like five or six years old was wearing an ancient palace dress, with a small nose, a rosy mouth, and two round and big bright eyes flickering with a somewhat annoyed glance.

Looking around, if she wasn't a little annoyed, this girl would definitely be as beautiful and cute as a porcelain doll carved from pink and jade.

"Where is this? Why is it so weird?" The little girl glanced around with curiosity in her eyes and muttered secretly.

Huhu...

Company Shen was snoring, hugging the quilt with one hand, and seemed to be grabbing something with the other!

The little girl came to Shen's bedside, coughed twice and looked at the naked man and said: "Who are you! Wake up quickly and meet me!"

"Teacher Kurai, I'm...here!" Company Shen drooled and talked in his sleep, his body still swaying.

"stand up!"

With a look of shame and anger on her face, the little girl raised her seductive little feet and kicked Company Shen's white buttocks.

boom!

Strange to say, after Shen Company was kicked away, Ge Nan jumped up in an instant as if stepping on a spring, and didn't stop until he hit the wall. How could such a pair of small feet do it?

"Holy shit, I've traveled through time, I've traveled through time..."

Ge Nan held his head and screamed in pain. Who knows what this guy was dreaming about. Now he hit his head against the wall, as if his brain was damaged and he couldn't understand the situation.

Wow...

The little girl pulled out an iron sword out of nowhere. The iron sword flashed with cold light and shone in the room, reflecting a hazy light.

Company Shen shivered suddenly, woke up immediately, and looked at the little girl in front of him with wide eyes.

The little girl also looked at Shen Company. After the two of them stared at each other for a moment, the shameless guy from Shen Company pinched her arm hard, and then grinned, "Holy crap, this is not a dream!"

A thief is coming!

This was the first reaction of this guy from Shen Company.

Fortunately... she is just a little girl. If two tough men come, she will probably hand over the few belongings on her own initiative. You know, money is precious, and life is more valuable. If it is for chastity, the two of them will

Anyone can throw it away!

Huh? Could it be that they are father and daughter thieves?

Company Shen secretly jumped out of bed, grabbed a baseball bat next to him, waved it viciously at the little girl, and then tiptoed closer to the door.

Huh?

The door was locked as before going to bed, with no trace of it being opened.

Company Shen took a breath and took a breath, then came to the little girl's side. He looked like a kind-hearted uncle, but he looked like a child abductor.

"Child, tell uncle, who are you? Who are you here with? What is your purpose? Uncle, there are candies here!" Shen Company said and was about to hug the child.

Seeing the weird smile on the little girl's face, Company Shen felt that something was wrong. As a result, a scene that shocked him happened, and it actually passed through the child's body.

Company Shen stayed for a moment, and then shouted like a wolf howling, "Fuck! Labor and management have been unlucky for most of their lives, and today they encountered a ghost!"

When Company Shen was about to run out, he suddenly felt an irresistible force pushing him to the ground. Then he heard, "You are the ghost! Your whole family is a ghost!" and then it seemed like there were countless pairs of feet behind him.

He stepped on his back violently, causing him great pain.

"Huh? Not a ghost?" Company Shen stretched out his hand to touch his back, looked at the little girl, and asked doubtfully, "Are you not a ghost? Where did you come from?"

After asking, he immediately regretted it. The little girl who just listened pointed at the ball of paper with a nonchalant expression and said, "Where do I come from!"

Following the direction of his finger, Company Shen noticed that it was the ancient painting he had thrown away before.

"Painting? Come from painting? Isn't that just painting...painting...painted skin?" Company Shen noticed that his "thousands of descendants" were stained on the paper ball. He wanted to laugh, but he immediately thought of a famous story.

Reading the story, I can’t help but feel a little pale. After all, it’s still a ghost! How could a person be in the painting?

"Hey! What are you freaking out about, kid? What kind of place is this? Tell me quickly, or I'll kill you!" As he spoke, a murderous aura actually emitted from his body, which was incompatible with the surroundings.

Company Shen thought to himself, "It's over! I encountered a ghost. I didn't expect that I would still be eaten by ghosts after being unlucky for the rest of my life." He was about to die honestly, but he heard the little ghost girl ask, "It's so weird here! It's a little bit different from our place."

It’s different. Where is this?”

When Company Shen heard this, he felt even more sad. Was he killed by a confused kid? Why is my life so miserable? In desperation, Company Shen just replied, "It is the year 2013!"

"Ah!" As soon as he finished speaking, he heard an exclamation.

"How come it has taken so long! And there is no inner strength at all! Woo, woo, woo!" As she said that, she started crying! Seeing how hard she was crying, the beautiful little girl just sat on the ground and cried loudly.

This shameless guy felt a little embarrassed. When Shen Company was hesitating whether to go over and coax her, something happened.

The little girl on the ground actually grew bigger little by little. After a while, in the dull eyes of this wretched man from the Shen Company, who was full of gossip, the original little girl had disappeared! Replaced by a tall, tall,

The front and back are curved, and the pair of "big breasts" that have killed countless men are even more compelling. The tempting red lips, delicate face, and gentle nose make people want to bite them.

Company Shen was speechless and just murmured, "Nah! Excellent, child-like giant."

After crying for a while, the little girl seemed to notice something. The little girl felt that the palace clothes on her body seemed to have become extremely tight. She lowered her head to look at the clothes, and seemed to notice a burning gaze staring at her, so she couldn't help but look up.

Look, Shen Company looks like a pig brother, after a moment.

"Ah! You thief! I'm going to kill you!..."

This night is destined to be an uneventful night.