The Unconventional Legend
Chapter 1: Zuo Xiaoduo, Zuo Xiaonian
Star Soul Continent.
Yanwu Empire.
Central Plains, Phoenix.
Qingshui District.
Fengwu Home Community.
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"Dog!" a crisp bark.
Zuo Xiaoduo, who was recalling the dream in a dazed look, slowly focused his scattered eyes, and then covered his head with a quilt in frustration.
"Puppy..." The voice came again, with a long voice, and it was a little cheerful, proving that the owner of the voice was very happy at the moment.
But Zuo Xiaoduo was in a very unhappy mood.
Because the name 'Puppy Da' was named after him. Anyone who is called a puppy probably won't be happy.
But now Zuo Xiaoduo can't be angry.
He didn't dare to be angry.
He didn't know how many names he already had.
Well, that's right, it's your mother who is calling. Dare to be angry?
100% is only helpless.
From the mouths of my mother and father, since Zuo Xiaoduo began to have memories, he remembered that his name was like the sand of the vast Yangtze River, the stars of the endless galaxy, so many.
Moreover, the name depends on the mood of the parents.
When I'm in a good mood, the dog, the puppy, the kitten, the little Mimi, the little egg, the little kiss... whatever comes to mind.
When I'm in a normal mood, I call Xiao Duo, and it's basically very serious.
When you are in a bad mood, especially when you provoke them, there are little bastards, little bastards, little bastards, little melons, little red men, little debt collectors, little conscience... and more.
And it is called in the dialects of various places.
Zuo Xiaoduo is sometimes very strange, how knowledgeable his parents are.
The salutation is a barometer of my own speculation about my parents.
For example, the name of the puppy, the dog, proves that the mother is in a happy mood. Since she is happy, she will not get angry easily, so it doesn't matter if she doesn't agree to it.
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I have to guess from what name I'm called if I'm going to be beaten... It's too difficult for me.
Zuo Xiaoduo lay on the bed and sighed silently.
Dogs, dogs, and puppies who call them random...that's all. The problem is that Zuo Xiaoduo is also very dissatisfied with his current name!
Xiao Duo?
Listen, is this the name of a **** horse?
Not arrogant at all!
For example, there is a classmate named Zhao Jianghu! How proud? There is also a person named Li Changtian; it sounds awesome!
But my name is...
And, that day...
Dad drank a lot of wine and looked happy, so Zuo Xiaoduo boldly asked: Why is my name Xiaoduo? Can you change to a better name?
At that time, Dad slanted his eyes and looked at him with disgust, and said decisively, "No!"
"Why?"
"No reason! Changing the name just doesn't work!"
"Then why is it called Xiaoduo, you can always say it?"
At that time, my father snorted, rolled his eyes, and said lightly, "Because of your birth, it is a little superfluous for me and your mother."
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Little excess = little more? !
Zuo Xiaoduo felt that his heart at that time was like the string of ellipses above.
Dare you think that my birth has destroyed your two-person world?
Do I have so much extra?
Whose family is not overjoyed to have a bloodline inheritance? Especially since I'm still a kid with a handle. Why is it superfluous when you two are here?
At that time, Zuo Xiaoduo asked tearfully, "Do you just despise me so much?"
Dad took a sip of wine and took it slow...
Well, I need to make a special note here: Xiao Duo's father's temperament is very gentle, elegant and unrestrained, and he is handsome and tall.
Dad said slowly: "I was disgusted at first, but later your mother found out that since she had you, she actually had a fun toy... I found that having a child is still very fun, so I played with it... Slowly, also Not so disgusted..."
Toy!
Hearing these two words, Zuo Xiaoduo was hit by a critical blow and immediately closed himself.
You two gave birth to a toy!
My mother was right beside her, saying: Isn't having a baby just for fun? Just like your Aunt Li's cat and your Aunt Wang's dog; no matter what it is, you have to raise one to play with, right?
What you said makes sense.
I was speechless.
The conversation that night ended here.
Zuo Xiaoduo felt that he no longer had any interest in asking anything else, and returned to his room with a traumatized heart.
Zuo Xiaoduo felt that it was thanks to his big heart.
He felt that maybe he was too open-minded, yet he didn't take such a serious blow to heart, and he still survived without heart and soul. And the most amazing thing is that after that night, he was relieved himself - no, to be precise, he was relieved before that night had passed.
Hey, I'm just a toy... a toy, just a toy...
In this world, who's not who's toys?
But, can you change your name?
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"Dog!"
A violent roar sounded at the door, and my mother pushed open the door aggressively: "You didn't hear me?! Are you deaf?"
Zuo Xiaoduo suddenly jumped up from the bed with a flattering expression: "I heard that, I'm just about to go to help you with your work with Niang... Come, come..."
At the door, with a tall, slender figure and a beautiful face, this beautiful woman who looks like she is only twenty-seven or eighty-years-old is Zuo Xiaoduo's mother.
Birth mother!
When most people see Zuo's mother for the first time, they will inevitably admire and think about it. The beauty in front of her looks so gentle and virtuous, she must be the legendary good-natured and talented wife and mother.
But only Zuo Xiaoduo knew how terrifying and terrifying this gentle and virtuous wife and mother in the eyes of outsiders was when he treated his own son.
Zuo Xiaoduo lived under the shadow of his mother for seventeen years. Now it has developed to the point where the conditioned reflex stands at attention as soon as he hears his mother's roar.
As soon as that gentle and virtuous beautiful face was straightened, Zuo Xiaoduo felt a throbbing pain in his butt—because it was accompanied by a delicious meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots.
The subordinates will not show mercy at all.
In most people's homes, there are basically strict fathers and loving mothers; but in Zuo Xiaoduo's family, it just turned around: Yan mothers and loving fathers.
A loving father...actually it is not much kindness, or indifference is more appropriate; but mother Yan, this is really strict!
Zuo Xiaoduo was actually a little bit puzzled. After so many years, there was no trace on her mother's face.
Still so young and beautiful.
Of course, the same goes for my old man, who looks like twenty-six, seven-eight-nine, and no more than thirty years old anyway. Yushu faces the wind, is elegant, and makes people feel good at first glance, thinking that it is a learned person such as a literati.
But in fact…
Ha ha.
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"Help me with the work?" The mother-in-law's face was full of doubts: "Do you know how to be so filial?"
Zuo Xiaoduo jumped up and pinched his shoulders for his mother, "Oh, my mother is so tired every day, my son can't bear it when he sees it, I'll rub it for you..."
Wu Yuting squinted her eyes, enjoying her son's massage, and said comfortably, "Want money? No! Let me tell you Zuo Xiaoduo, your pocket money for this month has been spent in advance, and you want to make an idea from me, Die this heart as soon as possible."
Zuo Xiaoduo suddenly stopped and said with a crying voice, "You are really my mother... You are absolutely amazing, I haven't opened my mouth yet..."
Wu Yuting rolled her eyes and felt like a young girl. She curled her lips and said, "You came out of my stomach, can I not know what you are thinking?"
Zuo Xiaoduo was downcast.
"Don't even think about asking for it from your father!"
Zuo Xiaoduo is like a concubine in mourning.
"Don't even think about asking your sister Xiaonian! I will remind them, whoever dares to give you money, try it!"
Zuo Xiaoduo was completely utterly despairing, and in an instant he felt hopeless! pleaded:
"Mom! I have business! I really have business!"
Wu Yuting sneered: "As a seventeen-year-old person who is still hanging around with a martial artist, and who is a junior martial artist; and a person who has been wandering with a junior martial artist for five years...and a person who can sleep for fourteen hours a day. A person who has been wandering around for five years among the junior martial artists... can he have a good job?"
Zuo Xiaoduo covered his heart with tears in his eyes: "Mom, I feel like I've been hurt..."
"Do you still have a heart?"
Wu Yuting snorted coldly and turned away: "Come and help me choose the dishes, your dad and your sister Xiaonian are coming back soon... Your father will take a nap after eating, and sister Xiaonian will meditate and practice after eating. Prepare It's impacting the yin and yang world... It's not good to have a good rest at this juncture... Hurry up, wait any longer, the old lady will break your dog's legs!"
The mother-in-law hummed heavily: "Two!"
Zuo Xiaoduo was silent... hurriedly followed with his tail between his legs.
"Mom, you leave it all alone, I'll come, I'll take care of it all!"
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While picking vegetables, Zuo Xiaoduo sighed and rolled his eyes.
Is there any way to get some money out of my mother's hands... er no, is it to coax some money? You don't need more, you only need three thousand, no, two thousand is fine, but it really can't be one thousand five...
In that way, I can experiment to see if my strange dream is real, does that world really exist?
Is this really a dream?
I really have been a liar in that world for so many years... eh, a physicist?
"Money... You are the eternal resentment in my heart..."
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noon.
In the living room, the aroma of vegetables is overflowing.
There was a creak at the door, and a voice said, "It's delicious! It seems that I need to drink some today." Then a middle-aged man in his thirties walked in.
He is tall and tall, with sword-brows and star-shaped eyes, handsome and dashing, with black hair as black as ink; a suit of well-fitting clothes makes his figure look like a tree in the wind; black leather shoes, his face is calm and gentle.
It is Zuo Xiaoduo's father, Zuo Changlu.
He claims to be the left long road of the long road under his feet.
"Xiao Nian hasn't come back yet?"
Zuo Changlu asked a question on a routine basis. In fact, he knew in his heart that his daughter would come back a quarter of an hour later than him every day. Everyone's concept of time is extraordinarily accurate, and there is basically no error. If you miss this time, you will not come back to eat.
After speaking, he sat down at the dining table and said with a smile: "Ting'er, I found that thing for Xiaonian."
Wu Yuting wiped her hands and walked out, surprised: "I found it? How much did it cost?"
"It's very little money." Zuo Changlu smiled: "Don't worry about it."
Zuo Xiaoduo's eyes suddenly lit up like light bulbs: money? !
"Oh." Wu Yuting smiled softly: "That's alright, I don't know how happy I will be when Xiao Nian comes back."
Zuo Xiaoduo was cooking soup in the kitchen, listening with pricked ears, and the corners of his mouth pouted: I bought a gift for my sister again, and I don't have any... If I have it, it will be converted into money...
"What are you happy about?" A quiet voice came quietly, and there was a soft knock at the door, as if changing slippers; then, a girl in a long blue dress walked in.
The slender and delicate body will be 1.7 meters tall, slightly thin, but it is slender, long and supple, with a peaceful face, and a pair of beautiful eyes like two small clear water pools... The whole A person is like a lotus flower of pure water, untainted by worldly things.
Anyone who sees this girl will have this feeling: This girl is so clean, so pure! Then it was suddenly full of surprise in my heart!
This girl seems to be born with a temperament that makes those who see her involuntarily calm down. Facing such a beauty and beauty, she can't even think of blasphemy, she can only simply appreciate it!
It is Zuo Xiaoduo's sister, Zuo Xiaonian.
"Daddy came back early." Zuo Xiaonian's peaceful face warmed up, he probed left and right to search, and asked, "Is the dog not at home?"
Zuo Xiaoduo growled angrily in the kitchen, "Don't call me a dog!"
Zuo Xiaonian laughed, but this smile made her a little girly, and the whole person became lively, rolled her eyes and said, "How can you call you a dog? Dog! Little dog! !Ha ha…"
Zuo Xiaoduo rushed out holding a spoon, but Wu Yuting twisted his ears: "You're going to rebel!"
"It hurts..." Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head sideways with a twisted face: "Mom! Your bias is too obvious! I'm your son too! My son!"
Zuo Xiaoduo would never understand his mother's practice of twisting his ears.
How did the mother practice it? No matter how fast she is, as long as she passes by her, as long as she wants to twist her ears, she will never fail!
As soon as he stretched out his hand, he twisted it and could make a full circle!
"Eccentric? Hmph, I'm afraid you have some misunderstanding about eccentricity."
Wu Yuting snorted coldly.
Isn't this not eccentric? Zuo Xiaoduo tilted his head and watched Zuo Xiaonian make a twisting ear at him, and then made a grimace...
This kind of girl's action form can only appear in her own home, and outsiders will never see it.
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During dinner, Zuo Xiaoduo finally understood what true eccentricity is.
"Xiao Nian," Zuo Changlu said indifferently as he ate his meal, "How do you manage to hit the Yin-Yang world this time?"
Zuo Xiaonian straightened his body subconsciously, and said respectfully, "It should be no problem. At that time, I will make a breakthrough in the Star Power Room of the Martial Arts Academy. The star power is sufficient, and I have prepared a lot of elixir, as well as the Star Beast Inner Pill. I have a few spares, and the security there is heavily guarded, the instructors of the martial arts school are responsible for guarding them, and there are a few people from my master who protect the law, and nothing will happen."
Zuo Changlu snorted and said, "It's good that you know what you have in mind." After speaking, he took out a small delicate box from his pocket, put it on the table, pushed it forward, and said, "Take it, If you can use it, don’t begrudge it, if you don’t need it, keep it yourself.”
Zuo Xiaonian hummed, took the box and opened it. Suddenly, he exclaimed and covered his mouth. His eyes were full of incredible shock: "Ming Yuandan?! Father, this...this..."
She was shocked and speechless.
Zuo Xiaoduo was also shocked, his eyes shining brightly. I saw a pill in the box, one side was pure black, emitting a faint light, and the other was pure white, emitting a sparkling white light; the pill was placed in the box quietly, but the colors of black and white seemed to be In the natural flow, constantly rotating in general.
It is the holy medicine of the martial artist, the Life Origin Pill!
Martial artist under the Dan Yuan period, taking one, instantly replenishes all the vitality of life! Therefore, there has always been a saying that "one pill is one life".
It is suitable for Zuo Xiaonian to attack the yin and yang world, which is a life-and-death threshold. Generally, warriors attack the yin and yang world, and it is common for them to run out of oil and burn out. With this pill, it is equivalent to an extra life.
Zuo Changlu smiled lightly: "Take it!"
"This..." Zuo Xiaonian's face gradually calmed down, he held the box in his hand, and asked softly, "This one million yuan pill, Dad, where did you get so much money? Besides... this thing, Even if you have money, it has a price and no market. The black market has already raised five million, and a lot of people are waiting. How did you get it? If the price is too high, let's not."
one million.
Zuo Xiaoduo was startled.
One million coins!
Enough for the family to live comfortably for a lifetime... the old man just... spent?
Zuo Xiaonian's beautiful face showed a hint of anxiety: "I'm really sure, I don't need this."
Zuo Changlu said flatly: "If you want to take it, just take it! What are you talking about?! Should you worry about the money at home?"
The voice was stern.
Zuo Xiaonian's eyes turned red, and his slender fingers grabbed the Ming Yuan Dan, UU reading www.uukanshu. com trembled faintly. After a long time, he said in a low voice, "Yes. My daughter is wrong."
Zuo Changlu's voice slowed down: "That's right! Xiao Nian, you have a bright future. After the Yin-Yang Realm, you will rush into the Dan Yuan period, and the major realms later... Your mother and I can't help you too much. A lot, but it’s my daughter after all. We can help you get there, and you can get there. When you really can’t do anything, you can go by yourself. Before that, don’t worry too much. Understand?”
Zuo Xiaonian was silent for a moment, then said: "Dad, if I can successfully break through Dan Yuan this time, I'm already satisfied, and I don't want to go any further... This road is really tiring! I feel that I can't stand it. I break through this time. After that, when Xiao Duo is twenty years old, I think I will marry Xiao Duo at that time..."
Zuo Xiaoduo widened his eyes in shock.
Immediately, I heard my father and mother shout coldly at the same time: "Nonsense!"
"To shut up!"
Zuo Xiaonian was about to cry and said, "Dad!"
Zuo Changlu's indifferent expression completely disappeared.
He put down his chopsticks, sat up straight, and said solemnly: "You Zuo Xiaonian is my daughter, although not biological; but from your infancy, your mother and I raised you, and it is no different from biological. ."
"You are our daughter! Not our child bride!"
"When you were eight or nine years old, your mother talked nonsense, saying how good it would be for your family to never be separated after you marry Xiao Duo... It was just a joke from your mother for a while, but you remembered it until now."
"But..." Zuo Changlu took a slow but unquestionable tone: "If you dare to say this again, I will break your leg!"
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The new book is difficult, I hope the big brothers can help and take care of it. Thank you everyone.
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