The Universe’s Number One Healing Baby

Zhan Xi looked at the time on the clock, and then at the arrogant Zai Zai sitting on the ground, he squinted his eyes, and picked Zai Zai up.

In front of Xiao Zai Zai, Zhan Xi pulled back the hour hand which had already pointed to twelve o'clock.

"It's not yet twelve o'clock, so it's not New Year's Eve."

Cub Zai: "!!"

Cub Zai Zai is completely stupid.

He stared blankly at his father, apparently not expecting his father to make such a move.

Lele, who was sitting on the bed, was also dumbfounded. He looked at Zhan Xi who was very angry and very angry. Although he was scared in his heart, he held back his tears and repeated loudly: "Today is Chinese New Year, don't hit children! "

As Lele said, she ran over and hugged Zhan Xi's leg, preventing Zhan Xi from beating the cub.

But unexpectedly, as soon as he came out, Zhan Xi even picked him up: "I almost forgot, and you are there. Tell me, when Ning Zai played games at night, did you play? "

Lele who rushed out was affected, and immediately opened his mouth, unable to speak.

He, he also played at night.

Ning Zai's father loves him so much, he will generously give him the star machine several times at night, and let him play a little game of dressing up.

Looking at Lele's small appearance, Zhan Xi knew the answer before he could say it.

He threw Lele onto the bed, and said coldly: "Don't worry, it will be you after Ning Zai is done with, you can rub your **** in advance, so that you can be mentally prepared later."

Disobedient cubs will be beaten.

These two cubs stayed up all night, let alone lack of energy, and their faces were not very good. If such an older child always stays up like this, the president will not be tall, and it will not be good for the body.

In the past few days, Zhanxi has seen the two cubs rubbing their eyes frequently, probably because their eyes are uncomfortable.

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and after putting Lele down, he began to tidy up the cub on his left hand: "Little bear cub, you've only been honest for a few days, and you're getting angry again!"

"Still staying up late to play games, why don't you know how to stay up late to read books?!"

Zhan Xi mentioned it, and then mentioned the wine, he would be a little unconscious after drinking, and the little bear put him and Ling Qi together, which made him miserable.

For Ling Qi, he wanted to proceed step by step.

But the wine that night abruptly evolved into something else, not only the corner of his mouth was broken, but also his body suffered a lot.

The most important thing is that Ling Qi is annoyed by him now, and he is not pleasing to the eye when he sees him.

Not to mention that he and the little bear cub won't be able to eat Ling Qi's meal these days, even in the future it will be too much.

Xiao Zaizai is still dying: "Daddy is lying!"

He reasoned with his father angrily: "Uncle said, you can't beat children during the Chinese New Year! If you beat cubs, cubs are going to sue!"

Zhan Xi looked at the cub who was going to sue, and said in a cool tone: "Okay, you can go and sue after I finish spanking your ass."

After Zhanxi finished speaking, he stopped talking nonsense.

He pressed the cub onto his lap, and gave that fleshy little **** a solid beating: "Next time you dare to be so disobedient, even if it's your birthday, you'll have to get a beating first." eat cake."

The little cub who was spanked cried out like a pig.

After Zhan Xi finished beating one cub, he went to see the other one.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooleg!"

Zhan Xi: "..."

Zhan Xi looked at the poor little Lele, thinking that this cub was just an accessory, not the principal offender, and his **** was poked out to be beaten, so he gave him a few slaps.

After the two cubs were beaten, they lay tearfully on the bed, clutching their buttocks.

Zhan Xi picked up the star machine, took a photo of them after being beaten, and saved it.

After Zhan Xi left, the two cubs, whose buttocks were sore, cried a few times sadly, and then fell asleep next to each other. Before going to sleep, Xiao Zai Zai finally recognized a cruel reality——

It turned out that Zai Zai was beaten regardless of time.

Zhan Xi, who finished beating up Zai Zai, went back to his room. He looked at Ling Qi who was awake on the bed, and subconsciously asked, "Are you hungry? Do you want me to cook some dumplings for you?"

The dumplings were wrapped and frozen before Lingqi, and they tasted pretty good.

Zhanxi didn't eat these few days, he was afraid that if he ate them these few days, the cubs wouldn't be able to eat delicious dumplings on New Year's Eve.

After all, the dumplings he made were not tasty either.

"Don't eat."

Ling Qi frowned, annoyed him just by looking at him, but thinking about the little boy who was crying just now, he had to ask, "What's wrong with Ning Zai?"

"disobedient."

Ling Qi poured a glass of water and handed it over: "Staying up late to play games on the star computer, he and Lele have been rubbing their eyes these days. And the days before we left on the White Mist Star, I It is estimated that he is not in good spirits because of the pressure of study, but because he is staying up late and playing games."

It's not good if such a small cub develops bad habits.

After Zhanxi finished talking about the game, he also told about Xiao Zai Zai who deliberately made him drink alcohol in order to get rid of the child mode. When he said this, he kept looking at Ling Qi from the corner of his eye, wanting to observe Ling Qi's reaction .

Ling Qi sneered, not accepting his tricks: "Ning Zai made you drink, but Ning Zai made you behave?"

Zhan Xi: "..."

Zhan Xi wanted to say that he was not the only one responsible for the situation at that time, but seeing Ling Qi's face, he held back his words.

After Ling Qi finished asking, he lay back and didn't bother to look at him.

The work is terrible, and there is no rest.

Just thinking about it makes people angry.

That night, the cubs fell asleep crying. Although the old father was not as miserable as them, he was not in a much better mood.

the next day.

Ling Qi looked at the sun outside, and didn't stay bored in the house any longer. It's Chinese New Year, people should come soon. On such a busy day, he had to cheer up.

Fortunately, he has had enough rest in the past few days, at least he has no problem going out for a walk.

Zhanxi still has a lot of things to do early in the morning.

Ling Qi came over to wake the two cubs up, and the cubs who had just been beaten up at night, seeing Ling Qi now, were stunned. After staying there for a few seconds, Xiao Zai Zai hugged Ling Qi with a "wow", and began to complain: "Daddy beat Zai Zai!"

"Zai Zai hurts so bad."

Looking at the wronged Zaizai who complained, Ling Qi stretched out his hand and rubbed Zaizai's butt, but he also felt that it would be good for Zaizai to be beaten.

"Okay, stop crying."

Ling Qi finished rubbing his buttocks, and got him some clothes to put him on: "Today is Chinese New Year, we are going to eat dumplings in the morning, and after we finish eating the dumplings, we will burn paper money to burn incense."

"Zai Zai, at night, you can collect New Year's money."

Ling Qi mentioned the New Year's money, and the little boy who was still crying just now sniffed and stopped crying. His little brain is working well, and when he thinks of New Year's money, the first thing he thinks of is Dad.

Dad also wants to give Zai Zai New Year's money.

If you get angry with your father at this time, it will affect your lucky money.

In front of the new year's money, Xiao Zai Zai clenched his fleshy fists and surrendered with tears in his eyes. He tugged Ling Qi's arm and asked, "Where is Dad?"

"Your father is going to get the firecrackers, and he will go on patrol by the way."

Every year, the Zerg race will produce some moths. Although Ling Qi is tired of those bugs, he can't do anything about them. The history of the Zerg race is too long. No one knows when this group appeared. Their number is too large , as if it could never be killed.

Xiao Zai Zai nodded, he sat on the bed, obediently asked Uncle Ling Qi to put on his clothes.

Not much time.

Ling Qi dressed the two cubs and put them on the ground. Today is New Year's Eve, and the cubs are all dressed in red, and they are new clothes.

Looking at the joy, Ling Qi took a picture of them early in the morning and sent it to the family group.

Many people in the family group are not in Huangxing. Although everyone is not celebrating the New Year together, it is also very lively to send photos of the New Year to each other in the group.

After seeing the photo, Ludwig thought about it, and sent a red envelope to the group: "For Zai Zai."

As soon as the red envelope was sent out, Raphael quickly snatched it away.

Hearing the red envelope prompt, Zhan Xi, who was about to come in to grab the red envelope: "?"

He didn't even think about it, so he @Raphael in the group: "Return the red envelope to me, it's for our family, I want to keep it for my family."

It was purely a mistake that Raphael ordered the red envelope just now, but he clicked all of them, and he would feel a little pain if he asked him to return it: "I'm Aunt Zai Zai, so it's reasonable to keep the red envelope for him."

Zhanxi: "?"

Zhan Xi poked Rafael's small window privately, and the two adults, a stingy man and a man who wanted to cheat him into a red envelope, exchanged 99+ news about each other.

In the end, the two of them didn't know what they talked about, Zhanxi actually gave up the red envelope and made a deal with Raphael in private.

group.

An Nuo was saving the photo of Xiao Zai Zai, and he sent a message: "Ling Qi, record more videos of Zai Zai, I want to see him."

Ling Qi: "Okay."

The adults chatted and chatted, and occasionally sent a red envelope from time to time, and the group was also very lively. Ivy showed off the red lanterns hanging in the palace, and the ingredients for the New Year’s Eve dinner prepared by the chef, and Raphael also sent them. side meals.

The adults are all bustling about, and the little ones are also working hard, ready to ask for red envelopes.

When eating dumplings in the morning, he hugged his father's thigh.

"Good morning, Dad!"

Xiao Zai Zai rubbed his fat face against his father, and the little milk said in a sticky voice, "Zai Zai likes Daddy so much!"

Zhan Xi: "..."

Zhan Xi looked at Xiao Zai Zai, who was still holding grudges before going to bed at night, now holding his thigh and saying that he loves Dad, he raised his eyebrows, not revealing Xiao Zai Zai's thoughts.

He knew that Xiao Zai Zai was laying the groundwork for asking for New Year's money tonight.

"Dad spanked you at night, aren't you angry with Dad?"

Xiao Zai Zai: "..."

Xiao Zai Zai was still not deep enough, he snorted angrily, but he was still angry.

But in the next second, thinking of the New Year's money, he hugged his father's legs tightly again, and said loudly: "Don't be angry! Zai Zai's **** doesn't hurt at all!"

Watching him change his face, Zhan Xi was almost teased to death.

He intentionally teased Xiao Zaizai several times before letting Xiao Zaizai go.

The ancient earth also has the custom of burning incense and paper to kowtow. This custom represents the memory of the deceased relatives. It is said that if the paper money is burned, the deceased relatives can receive it.

When Zhanxi burns paper during Chinese New Year, he will burn some for his deceased parents.

"Ning Zai, come and watch the cannon fire."

Putting the offerings away, lighting the incense, Zhanxi told Ning Zai to set off the cannons, and the long firecrackers went off, Xiao Zai Zai and Lele covered their ears, each of them was afraid and wanted to watch.

After the cannon was fired, Zhan Xi continued to kowtow with Zai Zai burning paper.

The little cub in red followed his father's example and knelt down in front of the fire. Ling Qi looked interesting, and even turned on the star machine, intending to record a small video and send it to the group.

Zhan Xi lit the paper money, closed his eyes and murmured: "Mom and Dad, I'll burn some money for you. I hope that in the new year, you can bless us with peace and safety, and bless Ning Zai to study hard and not make trouble..."

The little cub pricked up his ears, listening to his father's wish.

His eyes lit up, Xiaopang clasped his hands together, and prayed for money on the pile of paper: "Grandpa and grandma, bless Ning Zai not to go to school, play games every day, and not get beaten."

Zai Zai worshiped very piously.

He was afraid that his grandparents would not be able to hear clearly, so he closed his eyes and read it many times in a row.

Zhanxi next to him: "..."

Zhan Xi gritted his teeth, resisting the urge to beat the cub at the moment, insisted on burning the paper money, and kowtowed to his parents a few more times according to the rules.

Xiao Zai Zai imitated his father and kowtowed a few times.

After kowtowing, as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw the father who still wanted to beat the cub.

The father and son looked at each other, you look at me, I look at you, Xiao Zai Zai was a little scared, got up and hid on Ling Qi who was beside him: "Uncle Ling Qi, Dad wants to beat Zai Zai again."

Ling Qi: "..."

The corner of Ling Qi's mouth twitched, to tell the truth, what Xiao Zai Zai said just now when he burned the paper made his hands itch a little too.

But today is a good day, and a cub who has already been beaten can't be beaten again. Thinking of this, Ling Qi took a steady breath, and persuaded Zhan Xi: "Forget it, save it first."

Wait until the end of the year to fight again.

Zhan Xi looked at Zai Zai who was hiding behind Ling Qi, poking his head, and decided to save for him first.

The paper in the morning was burned out, and the couplets had to be posted.

After the two cubs helped for a while, they were chased away by Zhan Xi: "Go, go, play with your little fireworks, or go outside to play around, don't help dad here."

With the help of these two cubs, he has to be busier and busier.

The little cub who was driven away by his father is still a little unconvinced, he thinks he is useful!

Failed to be good at Dad's place, Xiao Zai Zai took Lele and went for a walk in other places. Today's Chinese New Year, everyone bought a lot of New Year's goods, Xiao Zai Zai went out for a walk, and when he came back, his stomach was bulging.

He hiccupped and stretched himself out on the small sofa at home, moaning and asking his father to rub his stomach.

You can't call him Uncle Ling Qi, because Uncle Ling Qi and several other uncles are preparing the New Year's Eve dinner together. This New Year's Eve dinner is a reunion dinner that everyone in Huangxing will eat together.

After the meal, everyone will watch the New Year together.

"Dad, rub your belly."

Xiao Zai Zai got sleepy when he was full. He leaned on the sofa and asked his father to rub his stomach in sleepiness.

Zhan Xi looked at Xiao Zai Zai, walked over and rubbed his stomach.

At night.

Everyone got together and set off firecrackers again. After the firecrackers were over, they lit several fires and set the dining table in the open space in the yard.

Cub Zaizai took a nap in the afternoon, and now he was full of energy. He took Lele and shuttled among the adults, and sweetly said auspicious words to everyone he saw.

Lele ran after him for a while, a little puzzled: "Why are we running around?"

Xiao Zai Zai touched Lele's head and taught him his experience: "We will receive the lucky money later, and now we have to coax the uncles."

Lele: "..."

Lele nodded seriously, indicating that she had learned it.

Zhan Xi looked at the cub who was so busy that he couldn't see it. He turned his face away and ignored his little cub.

After everything was done, everyone had a New Year's Eve dinner together. The New Year's Eve dinner is very rich, everyone exchanged cups, ate meat and drank.

Xiao Zaizai didn't sit on the chair, he was holding a big bowl, and he ate at this table for a while, and then went to eat at that table for a while.

When the adults at the table saw him, they would hug him and feed him a few mouthfuls.

The cub who was being fed looked up at his chubby face, and said thank you sweetly, well-behaved and polite.

Before the meal, Zhanxi also took photos of his meals and shared them in the group. He also said hello in the group: "Everyone will give out red envelopes together at night, it's lively and lively."

When Raphael saw the news that the red envelope was about to be distributed, he chose to ignore it.

Not sent.

He has no money.

The lively New Year's Eve dinner took more than two hours. After everyone was full, they worked together to collect the dishes and put them in the kitchen to wash them.

After washing the dishes, the fire was still burning.

The adults returned to their seats and started the annual lucky money distribution. The slightly drunk adults looked at the little Cub in red with smiles in their eyes.

"Zai Zai, say something auspicious to the uncles."

Cub Zai Zai was young last year, and when the adults handed out lucky money, they didn't make it difficult for him at all. But this year is different. This year's cub has entered kindergarten and is a cultured cub!

All the parents were very much looking forward to the auspicious words of Xiao Zai Zai: "Zai Zai, you remember to be more educated about the auspicious words."

They haven't produced any cultural cubs before in Huangxing, and this little red cub in front of them is the first one.

Under the expectant eyes of many parents, the little cub knelt obediently on the blanket prepared by the adults, and said auspicious words to the uncles one by one.

The cub who got the bottom score in the Chinese class test, tried to hold back for a long time when speaking auspicious words, and managed to hold back a little vocabulary.

"Zai Zai, I wish my uncle a strong body!"

Zhan Rao's eyes were dark, and a strong body can be regarded as an idiom, and Zai Zai's auspicious words are not bad. Satisfied, Zhan Rao took out a red envelope from his pocket and gave it to Xiao Zai Zai.

Lele sat beside him, silently remembering what he said, and was going to say it again later!

The boy who got the first red envelope was full of energy, and he looked at the other adults again: "Zai Zai, I wish Sister Huaya a happy life forever!"

Hua Yaxi smiled and said, "Thank you, Zai Zai, for your blessing. Here is the red envelope."

Xiao Zai Zai took another one and became more energetic!

He wished the past one by one, and soon, he got to the bottom of using the few vocabulary. Seeing that there were no words, Xiao Zai Zai's face turned red.

"I wish Uncle Dobby, I wish Uncle Dobby not afraid of the cold!"

More than:"…"

Dobby choked, this blessing sounded a little uneducated, after all, he didn't even say an idiom.

But my own cubs can be pampered no matter what.

Dobby handed the red envelope to Xiao Zai Zai, waiting for Xiao Zai Zai to continue to say auspicious words to Zhan Xi and Ling Qi. The two adults looked calm and calm, but in fact, they both sat up straight.

Xiao Zai Zai chose the principle of proximity, and said auspicious words to Uncle Ling Qi first.

He looked at the handsome Uncle Ling Qi, with a serious and serious face, and vowed in his heart that he must say an idiom!

The swearing little Zai Zai racked his brains to think, and finally, a small light bulb suddenly lit up in his head, and the voice of the milk became loud: "Zai Zai, Zai Zai, Uncle Ling Qi, give birth to a precious son early!"

It happens to be an idiom to give birth to a precious son early!

It's just that Xiao Zaizai hasn't learned what this idiom means yet. When he was in Baiwuxing, he heard other adults say so.

Xiao Zai Zai finished the last idiom he had stored, and the stock was completely out of stock.

He looked at his father, struggled for a while, and wished together: "Zai Zai wishes Dad, I wish Dad not to die! Be with Zai Zai forever!"

Zhan Xi: "..."

Zhan Xi's face was almost as green as Ling Qi's.

The New Year's money that the two adults are holding in their hands, at this moment, they really don't want to give it.

The other adults stalked for a long time, and said in a low voice: "Is there something wrong with the education level of the Imperial Military Kindergarten?"

The author has something to say:

Zai Zai: Zai Zai is very knowledgeable!