The Unrighteous God In Marvel
Chapter 50: Liar, cat, koala
Rooftop.
Tony sat on the ground bored.
Less than a hundred yards ahead, a battle between man and machine is taking place.
To be precise, it is humans (doubtfully) unilaterally playing mechas.
"This is a precious video of early humans taming wild mechas, Tony! Have you recorded it yet!"
Leon shouted, Tony could only deal with it.
I took down the surveillance cameras on the rooftop and cleaned up the leaking wires. Tony closed one eye: "It's recorded! It's all recorded! Be careful behind you."
Ah?
Leon, who was akimbo, turned his head.
"I want to... kill you! You crap!"
Driving the Iron Overlord Mecha, Obadiah is really angry! ——A pair of iron fists struck down!
is just one step away, just one step away!
With this last small step, he can kill Tony and take his money away from home. With this money, he can live well anywhere.
It's a pity, all of this is destroyed by-a cat? !
"You nosy fellow! Why stop me!"
Uh…
"Maybe because I am a nosy fellow?"
Jumped back to avoid the Iron Overlord. This was a heavy but slow attack in Leon's eyes. It was too time for him. Leon seemed to answer in doubt, but in fact he said ironically.
The panting old man almost choked off his breath.
There is such an annoying person in this world? !
"f***??! s*****! d****!"
Old Opadry scolded.
"You are saying something, I remember you are not this character!"
Behind, Tony Stark, who is free from stress and life worries, has changed to lying on his side.
took a break and rested his mouth. At this time, he began to venomously.
After avoiding another attack from the Iron Overlord, Leon still had time to turn around and reply Tony: "You are on the first floor and someone scolds you. You are very angry when you hear it. When you stand on the tenth floor, that person is on the first floor and scolds you, you I can’t hear you clearly, and I might even think that he is complimenting you, and he is in a good mood! When you are standing on the 100th floor, the person is still scolding you. At this time, if you look around, you can’t even see that person. . Looking around, it's all scenery."
Floating in the air, the evening breeze blew the corners of Leon’s clothes, and he straightened his hat: "Sometimes a person is attacked by others precisely because he is too good, and if he feels pain and annoyance because of this, then he can only It shows that his pattern is not enough."
Gently raised his head, Lyon is like a master: "Enlarge your vision, enlarge your mind, enlarge your pattern, so that your life will be more exciting!"
With one arm raised, Leon yelled, "I will give him a mouthful to anyone who scolds me. When I do something in the future, my head will be pulled off by him. Isn't it a place to talk and laugh?"
"Understand the applause!"
At this moment, Leon is the master!
It makes sense at first to hear what Leon said, and Tony thought that this was the aura that a powerful magical creature should have!
After hearing that...
Sure enough, it is not realistic to expect a cat to say something serious!
"Mr. Cat, I have a different opinion!"
Tony said: "You scold him on the first floor. He will be very angry when he hears it. He went to the tenth floor. I can make a big speaker for you. He is still very angry when you scold him. He went to the 100th floor. I can Make a phone call for you. He is still very angry when you scold him."
"Even if he goes to the moon! I can build a spacecraft to send you to scold him face-to-face! I promise to be clearer than what I heard on the first floor!"
Lyon worships: "Technology changes life!"
Tony shook his finger: "No, technology can change your life, but it can't change your life. Money is talent!"
what! Grandmaster! I got it!
Obadiah, who listened to the whole process, felt that these two guys were ignoring themselves and humiliating themselves!
"what!!"
Iron Overlord jumped over: Ruthless Iron Hand!
Lyon strikes back: draw your gun quickly! Holy gun baptism!
Iron Overlord: Charge up a blow! Phase rush!
Lyon: Deadly rhythm!
Iron Overlord: The dragon strikes!
Lyon: The power of the master! Sagittarius’ focus! Energy pours! End time! Perfect curtain call!
Iron Overlord: Withered...
...
With a shot on the forehead of Obadiah, this fascinating business tycoon, a genius mecha driver, finished his life.
Tony walked over slowly, looking at the elder, mentor, friend...the enemy of life and death, lying in the Iron Overlord who was lying on the spot.
Finally, a thousand words in his chest turned into a sigh.
"Ugh……"
Crouched down from Iron Overlord’s chest and buckled the battery that Obadiah had buckled from his chest. Tony closed his eyes for Obadiah who did not look at him in the end.
Looking at the battery in his hand, Tony was full of thoughts.
He seems to have accidentally developed an epic product. Tony used it as a battery and energy source, but Obadier saw through the essence of this little thing at a glance.
It is still a weapon.
unconsciously clenched the battery in his hand. Tony secretly made up his mind that this thing must not fall into the wrong hands!
took out the dim battery in his chest and replaced the one in his hand. Tony stared at the battery in his hand quietly, not knowing what he was thinking.
a long time.
Tony came back to his senses, Leon was still standing beside him, the two guns with unlimited bullets no longer knew where they were stored, he put his hands in his pockets, and lit his feet boredly.
"Mr. Cat."
"Um?"
"Are you still going back without change?"
"what?"
"Um?"
Lyon:...
Tony:...
Silence, silence is Cambridge tonight.
...
"That..." Leon opened his mouth first, and he couldn't stand Tony's weird eyes anymore.
"Actually, you can call me Leon."
"so…"
"Yes." Leon is also very bachelor: "As you can see! I am a human. UU reading www.uukanshu.com is 100% human!"
Take off his hat and salute, Lyon’s set of actions is so smooth and perfect: "Please allow me to make a belated self-introduction. Next, Lyon Collins."
"It's a druid!"
...
...
Silence, Xia Chong also silenced for me.
"fraud."
Tony emptied his eyes and said, "I won't believe you anymore. Any druid must be fake!"
Although I think Tony's words are a bit biased, Leon is still not very easy to explain, after all, he really lied to Tony habitually.
Druid?
He is a fart druid!
"You are a liar."
I'm not…
"Maybe you are actually a koala or something."
I'm not…
"That person named Robert Downey may be you!"
I! Do not! Yes!
Brother, I really am not!
Leon explained, the tongue is shining and the lotus mouth is reciting the Profound Sutra, Tony’s side is I don’t listen, I don’t listen, I don’t listen, you lie, you lie, you lie...
The two were talking, and Pepper came up.
For the first time, Leon became a black cat again.
Tony gave a condescending look, and the mysterious cat Leon returned a cat's eye.
"Tony! Tony, are you okay? To... Oh! There really is a cat!"
"Yes~"
Tony said: "There was a koala just now."
"Koala?"
"Well, maybe I read it wrong, maybe it's a panda."
Pepper looked at Tony worriedly.
It's over, my brain is broken, it seems...
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