The villain queen eavesdropped on my inner thoughts and won't let me lie down?

He bluntly stated that he was unworthy to serve the Empire, feigning ignorance to all questions, and using vague platitudes to muddle through.

What a total slacker!

Even if Blood Mother adored the Charles family, she should recognize that he was utterly useless.

So, although he was chilled to the bone, at least he had bolstered his persona in front of Blood Mother, ensuring he would never be 'reused'...

The eventual small benefits she would bestow were clearly because she saw him as a greedy and lustful man!

This was incredibly fortunate!

As long as his useless persona was firmly established and he no longer caught the attention of the Eternal Night Empress, who in the vast Secret Capital would pull the Right Minister's brother up and tell him not to slack off?

Therefore, Roger believed his unease was unfounded and should not exist.

It was only because he had been tricked by Blood Mother so many times that he developed some incorrect conditioned reflexes.

However, to prevent similar incidents from happening again, he planned to take some countermeasures.

Roger stayed in the hot spring until dinnertime before reluctantly bidding farewell to the two beautiful maids and climbing ashore.

The happiness of the rich was indeed unimaginable before.

Restaurant.

Angelina was still handling government affairs in the official residence and had not yet returned.

In the huge restaurant, Roger was the only one for dinner.

It felt somewhat empty and lonely.

"Having too big a house also has its downsides."

Compass sighed.

It was fine when his sister was by his side on weekdays, but now that he was alone, the Duke's mansion suddenly seemed too deserted.

After dinner, Roger called the mansion's butler and instructed him to buy a few things.

The butler hesitated and said, "Young Master, but you are out of money..."

He had received a month's worth of Marquis salary, five thousand gold coins, but spent it all directly to build a two-way teleportation array from the Charles mansion to the Grand Library.

Roger was a little displeased. "Use the mansion's funds first. This is tuition. My sister will definitely approve it. If it really doesn't work, I'll make it up when I receive my salary next month."

"Yes, Young Master."

The butler quickly responded when he saw him get angry.

Watching the butler's back, Roger snorted!

Am I, a纨绔young master, not allowed to spend money lavishly?

Preposterous!

Having to think twice before spending money, how can that be considered lying flat?

After all, I don't have any dreams that require saving money to achieve.

...

...

That night, Roger suffered from insomnia again.

Closing his eyes brought the Eternal Night Empress's face close, making it hard to settle down...

"I knew this Empress was a troublemaker, didn't I?"

Roger was utterly annoyed.

He never imagined that the dignified Empress would make such a move, helping him wipe the dust off his face!

But also... she was really good-looking.

No, how could she be so good-looking?

This beauty was unfair!

Why would someone have an appearance that defied the heavens while also having such a top-notch figure?

People are just creatures that become more and more itchy the more they know they can't get something.

The more you tell yourself not to think about it, the more you can't help but think about it.

That's why there's the saying that a wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as stealing, and stealing is not as good as not being able to steal.

In Roger's previous life, there was a Young Master Wang with tens of billions of assets who also staged a CEO drama with a fiery lesbian.

Whether it was true or false, no one knew, but it only showed that people always have relationships that they can't get and are very persistent about.

Roger and the Eternal Night Empress, after all, had a relationship where they had 'rushed'.

Now that the virtual character had come to his side, becoming a real person with flesh and blood, and showed the little enchantress side under the domineering and ruthless mask, he couldn't resist it more and more.

With his head in such a mess, he tossed and turned like a pancake until midnight.

"Ding, the lying flat system detected that the host's words and actions yesterday did not meet the reward conditions, please arrange your work and life reasonably."

"???"

Roger's feverish brain was like a tropical fish falling into the Arctic Circle, a small cicada experiencing the depths of winter for the first time, a broken i3 getting water-cooled heat dissipation, it was so cool!

WTF?

What the hell is going on?

Weren't my words and actions yesterday already low-key enough, not lying flat enough?

I insisted on taking the useless route without wavering in the face of Blood Mother, dog system, tell me how else can I lie down?

He questioned silently in his heart.

Unfortunately, this system of his was like a cold goddess, only sending a "We are not suitable" every day, and never explaining more.

What kind of words and actions count as lying flat, Roger has to figure it out and analyze it himself.

"Who is the peak at the end of lying flat, seeing Blood Mother turns everything into nothing?"

Roger wanted to cry but had no tears.

Could it be because the Eternal Night Empress had too much influence on this world, and any contact with her would cause a butterfly effect, leading to the constant rise of cause and effect on his body, and ultimately not meeting the lying flat standards?

However, having another treasure chest ruined by Blood Mother, Roger's previous heat dissipated.

His life-saving reliance on the system had problems again, and his desire naturally disappeared.

He confirmed once again that the lying flat system and the Eternal Night Empress could only live one.

Then who to choose, do you still need to hesitate?

"Goodbye, Your Majesty, we are destined to be apart, I really can't serve you!"

Roger closed his eyes in boredom and soon fell into a deep sleep with many thoughts...

But the good news was that he had made preparations for this possible situation.

Although it may not be effective, it is definitely better than doing nothing... right?

...

...

Early the next morning.

The butler had prepared all the items Roger needed.

After all, he was a subordinate of the Prime Minister, and his ability to handle affairs was still okay.

The equipment Roger bought this time was:

Illusion Treasure Box: Each month, it can randomly generate a disguise skin mask that perfectly fits the user's face shape without magical fluctuations.

Super Large Magic Crystal: Additionally increases maximum magic power equal to that of a high-level mage.

In addition, there was the most popular mage robe in the Imperial Capital at the moment, and a medium-to-high-grade staff.

There were also some equipment commonly used by adventure groups.

All of the above cost a total of two thousand gold coins.

It can be seen that the teleportation array is indeed a very expensive "stationery".

It's roughly equivalent to building a subway specifically to avoid being late for school.

After the butler retreated, Roger immediately used the Illusion Treasure Box to generate a human skin mask.

Another round of changing clothes.

Roger looked at himself in the mirror and nodded in satisfaction.

Except that this time the random mask was a bit too handsome and not ordinary enough, everything else was perfect!

Now, he was no longer the famous noble waste young master of the Imperial Capital, but a slightly talented commoner mage!

Working hard in the mercenary group while diligently cultivating, he finally broke through to become a high-level mage!

Now he was going to study and further his education in the Grand Library!

No matter how smart Blood Mother was, she would never think that someone would dress up as a commoner to quietly slack off, right?

This wave, this wave, Uncle, I see who can interrupt my lying flat!

Chapter 13: The Empress and I are Telepathic?

Group 4⑧87④97⑨9

Grand Library.

The pretty receptionist's fair face blushed slightly as she handed an exquisite hard card to the handsome young mage in front of her:

"Mr. Brando, this is your borrowing card."

"Thank you."

The young mage looked at the name "Dio Brando" on the card and couldn't help but smile.

The super large magic crystal, coupled with the mental power rewarded by the system, helped him easily pass the strength verification of a high-level mage.

Then he obtained the qualification to enter the Grand Library through official channels.

As for who Roger was?

Not really familiar!

Now I am Dio da!

Roger, wearing the handsome face he had disguised, stepped into the Grand Library.

No one would pay much attention to a strange commoner mage.

Although mages are powerful, they are also a profession that burns money.

Meditation cultivation, copying spells, buying equipment, conducting various experiments, etc., all consume a lot of money.

Therefore, more than 80% of mages are noble children.

Nobles don't like commoners crashing into this circle, but there's nothing they can do about it, so they decide to choose selective blindness.

Compared to the attention that Young Master Charles received, Roger was actually quite happy and enjoyed this marginal character experience.

"This is the real low-key slacking off!"

He found a unofficial history of a small dynasty, studying the intricate relationships between men and women of the nobility...

In this era without river crab mythical beasts, the scale of history books is comparable to the internal information of certain groups, directly chasing overseas forums!

Really good!

Time passed by minute by minute, and no one noticed Roger's abnormality.

His disguise slacking off plan was half successful!

The other half depends on whether he can escape Blood Mother's discerning eyes.