Sharing the spoils of victory means eating the meat of the Sun God Boar or its descendants?
That... is quite interesting!
“Lord Brandu is awesome!”
“For my parents who died in Audu Blood Night, I will only eat Santa Bella pork from now on!”
“Will eating this pork make me as long-lasting as the boars? I, I want to buy a ton for my husband!”
The citizens burst into laughter again, the atmosphere even more enthusiastic than before.
This idea of Lord Dio Brandu is a bit unconventional, a bit vulgar...
But we just like this kind of unconventional and vulgar stuff!
Dio felt the surge of emotions and revealed a charming smile, exclaiming:
“I assure you all, the Santa Bella Pig Farm was established for the Empire to fight against the gods. After deducting the expenses for daily operations, all profits will be donated to the Imperial military!”
“Lord Brandu is awesome!”
“I assure you all, every piece of pork sold by the Santa Bella Pig Farm is descended from today's super god boars!”
“Lord Brandu is awesome!”
“I assure you all, the breeding boars at the Santa Bella Pig Farm must charge at the Goddess of War for more than an hour to be considered qualified. This standard will never be lowered!”
“Lord Brandu is awesome!”
“I recommend a dish, Shrimp with Pork Heart, the essence of super god boars! Thank the goddess for offering us her heart!”
“Lord Brandu is awesome! Awesome! Awesome!”
The Imperials were practically laughing their heads off.
As everyone knows, the core slogan of the Goddess of War's followers is “Offer your heart to the goddess.”
But now we Imperials are directly eating the pig hearts you offered. What do you followers think?
Arrogant? But our Night Empress won against your goddess, so we have the right to be arrogant!
At this moment, the Imperials on the square, including the city defense soldiers and the employees of the Amuti Chamber of Commerce, all felt that Lord Dio was truly charming.
We would call him the number one entertainer of Audu!
Who would have thought that the goddess who was once untouchable has now been reduced to a hot weapon for the Empire's breeding pigs, the gold standard for testing business capabilities!
When the pork produced by Santa Bella is on the market, what is served will not be delicacies, but plates of jokes about the Goddess of War!
Even Imperials who don't like to eat pork feel that they can buy some to enjoy the happiness.
Seeing that the time was right, Roger ordered his men to drape the boars in red festive robes, with big red flowers on their chests and the Santa Bella Pig Farm logo stamped on their butts, and loaded them onto flatbed carts.
The mages had quietly used magic to restore their stamina. At this moment, they looked majestic and imposing, sure to produce the most delicious piglets!
Although it was getting late, the city defense soldiers stood beside them holding magic crystal lamps, and the military band played the wedding march, making the boars even more radiant, visible throughout the city!
Roger announced loudly:
“Although the wedding night is early, the city defense army is willing to give the grooms a ceremony to tour the whole city, and everyone will celebrate Her Majesty's victory together!!!”
After hyping up the pigs for so long, Roger finally attributed the glory to the Empress, further igniting the enthusiasm of the Imperials!
Although the pig team made great contributions today, the Empress is the MVP, a big-legged mage with 99% output.
If you don't praise the Empress, are you even an Imperial?
The pig parade moved forward, and Roger naturally followed along.
He sent out all the city defense troops, setting up an iron bucket formation with no dead ends, to fully protect the pig parade.
No one doubted this order.
Everyone knew the real purpose of today's operation was to lure out the followers of the Goddess of War, and the super god boars were the bait.
Spreading out the formation, walking all over the city, and actively creating an environment that would make it easier for those fanatical believers to take action, could they resist?
As for the reduced protection around Lord Dio...
The ordinary soldiers were too excited and didn't really think about it.
And all of this was within Roger's calculations.
He took the initiative to attract hatred, just to make the followers of the Goddess of War hate him to death.
The conspiracy can be lost, but Dio must die!
As the creator of the Santa Bella Pig Farm, he hopes that those fanatical believers will show some self-restraint and not let him go.
Please give me a quick death to end this sinful life.
Otherwise, he will definitely open Santa Bella Pig Farms all over the Empire, so that there won't be enough statues of the Goddess of War!
And the fanatical believers, as he expected, set their sights on this team.
In a residential house, a handsome, burly young man with a small head on a large body frowned and said, “Haven't you contacted Lord Joestar yet?”
“All the agreed-upon divine magic circuits are useless.” A man in fancy clothes responded with a wry smile.
The handsome young man slammed the table: “Don't wait, kill that Dio Brandu first. He's the one who's been wildly making up jokes about the goddess, he has the worst intentions!”
Moreover, he dares to be more handsome than me!
Can such a person be allowed to live?
Soon, a dozen believers, ranging from high-level mages to legendary powerhouses, scattered into the darkness, ambushing on the inevitable road of the pigs' parade.
Chapter 55: Tayberra Refuses to Taste Shrimp with Pork Heart
In the void, there is a giant tree of unknown height and width.
The giant tree is lush and leafy, and the trunks as thick as post roads are covered with different varieties of exotic flowers, herbs, and rare medicinal materials, which have grown for an unknown amount of time.
And in this vibrant giant tree paradise, there are strange creatures and monsters from different worlds, inhabiting it...
Snoring loudly.
The rich divine power slowly expands and contracts, with its own hypnotic effect, and all creatures enter sweet dreams, dreaming of themselves in a beautiful world with everything...
Snoring loudly.
Well, this is a matryoshka doll-like divine kingdom, the domain of the God of Nature, “Boundless Dreamland.”
Perhaps, this could become the paradise in Roger's heart.
The giant tree that constitutes the Boundless Dreamland is the body of the God of Nature, Orseria.
As a tree, she is naturally fond of quiet and dislikes movement. Her ideal is to be the golden willow by the pool, quietly watching the sunrise and sunset, and leisurely watching the flowers bloom and fall.
However, a god didn't want her to sleep, and used her name to stir up trouble in the Eternal Night World, waking Orseria up.
Even a good-tempered old tree has morning sickness.
Moreover, this is not the first time this has happened.
The God-King ordered the seven gods to compete on the surface and cooperate secretly to develop believers in various worlds.
Everyone honestly carried out the order, but when it came to Tayberra, this order became her amulet.
Doing bad things behind others' backs is “pretending to compete.”
Seizing the benefits of others is “sincerely cooperating.”
Anyway, the blame is on others, and the benefits are all her own.
Relying on this “double standard,” Tayberra took advantage of many honest gods.
The lazy Orseria, because she didn't like to move her body or her brain, became Tayberra's number one target for plucking wool.
This time, Orseria was sleeping in the divine kingdom, and the blame came from the sky. A clone was forcibly pitted by Tayberra, and she directly went to Tayberra's divine kingdom to argue.
However, her language expression ability was limited, and she couldn't talk to Tayberra at all, and finally returned without success.
Orseria wanted to pretend that nothing had happened, but as soon as she closed her eyes, she saw countless scenes of being K'oed and taken advantage of by Tayberra in the past.
As the saying goes, the more you think about it, the more angry you get, and the more you step back, the more you lose. She became insomnia.
Insomnia is very painful. Orseria had nothing to do, so she took another look at the Blue Vine Empire.
Oh, there are unexpected gains!
She saw the statue of the Goddess of War being charged by pigs, saw Tayberra's projection being suppressed by the Night Empress, and saw her preparing to summon a clone...
Orseria couldn't help but wave the small whip in her hand.
She is really not the kind of tree that hurts people with hidden arrows.
It's just that Tayberra was facing away from her, the angle and position were too suitable, and the timing was just right.
She only needs to create a little divine power disorder to make the faith power invested by the Goddess of War lose everything.
It is equivalent to 100,000 yuan leveraging a bubble of 100 million.
This 100,000 is just a waste of money to hear a sound, but it is especially loud, isn't it?
So there was that scene above the City of Mysteries.
“Orseria, come out, explain which side you are on?”
Tayberra came to the Boundless Dreamland aggressively and shouted loudly.
She had spent a lot of money to clean up the Night Empress, but a clone was lost at the critical moment of summoning, so aren't you angry?
A beautiful elf priest in a moon-white robe came out to respond: “Lord Tayberra, my lord is already asleep, please come again another day.”
“Heh, so fast to fall asleep?”
“Yes. My lord stayed up all day yesterday and couldn't fall asleep. Today, her eyes were blurred and she split it crookedly. Filled with guilt, she hurried to catch up on sleep.”
“Split it crookedly? Filled with guilt? Are you treating me like a three-year-old child?”
Tayberra was so angry that her chest swelled and she almost vomited blood.
Is this human speech?
Orseria, you ambushed me without saying anything, and you can still come up with such clumsy and low-level excuses!
God TMD split it crookedly!
I and the Night Empress are confronting each other, and haven't even engaged in close combat yet.
Just the two of them are separated by hundreds of thousands of miles, and a god says he can split it crookedly?
This is outrageous, okay?
This is bullying an honest person, okay?
“Whether you believe it or not, that's what my lord said. You can wait for her to wake up and ask again, or go to the God-King to argue.”
The elf priest responded indifferently.
Tayberra was suddenly speechless.
Because if this matter is pursued, no one will believe that Orseria split it crookedly, and no one will believe that she forgot to send a message.
In the end, this is a mess of accounts of mutual harm between the two.
No matter how biased the God-King is towards her, he can only give each of them fifty lashes and put the dispute aside.
Hiss, how familiar is this disgusting routine?
Oh, this seems to be the trick I used to deal with Orseria back then...
Damn it, I was actually stolen from!
The more Tayberra thought about it, the more upset she became.
I really didn't expect Orseria, with her thick eyebrows and big eyes, to learn to be a bitch!
She is also a ruthless person, with her arms crossed, she said coldly: “Okay, I will wait here for her to wake up!”
This elf priest is eloquent, so she will wait for Orseria to wake up and have a good confrontation with that idiot who can only say one line.
She has to talk until she is speechless and compensate for her losses.
“As you wish, my lord.” The elf priest nodded, turned around, and left.
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