The Villain, The Quack, Poisons The Two Protagonists At The Beginning

One day, Wei Lang was browsing for books in Shuhuang Square and happened to see a book recommendation post recommending a "super invincible and beautiful" fantasy novel with a "double male protagonist" theme.

Why two male protagonists?

Wei Lang has never seen this kind of subject matter, and he thinks that the two male protagonists are like "Tom and Jerry", with a cat and a mouse as the two protagonists, right?

For example, "Calabash Baby" only has seven male protagonists. In fact, it's okay to have a few more male protagonists, as long as the story is interesting!

However--

After reading a few chapters, Wei Lang realized that he was too naive...

The male lead in the book, named Ruan Ning, was born with a female appearance. As a woman, he was admitted to Taiyuan Hospital and became a junior medical officer;

The second male lead is the emperor who is more handsome than anyone else and can fight. He is obsessed with spiritual practice and has no interest in women;

Next, the fake medical officer and the handsome emperor get to know each other, and the plot gradually develops in an...indescribable direction! ?

Hiss...it's so erotic!

"Gan! My eyes! Who on earth is looking at such a thing!?"

Wei Lang felt his eyes hurt, but he couldn't help but be curious and wanted to continue reading...

Just then, click!

He was struck by lightning!

Then he traveled through time...

Falling into this terrifying world of "double male protagonists"...

Fortunately, Wei Lang didn't turn into that fake bitch. He checked his body very carefully and made sure everything was fine! The body is still the same, but a part of the character memory has been added to the mind.

His new identity is not much better. He is actually a minor villain in the book, the deputy director of Tai Hospital.

This character is also named Wei. His full name is not mentioned in the book. Others only call him Vice President or Imperial Physician Wei.

Wei Lang also inherited various attributes of Imperial Physician Wei. How strong is he?

In short, quackery! Complete loser!

He has basically no cultivation, and his medical skills are horribly poor;

A minor illness can be cured into a serious one, and a serious illness can be treated directly...

Just ask how you can become the vice president of Taiyuan Hospital with this level?

Hey, do you even need to ask? It’s related to the household.

In fact, there were quite a lot of plots for Imperial Physician Wei in the early days, where he was looking for trouble every day to provoke the male lead;

Of course, he didn't take any advantage, except for a slap in the face...

Later, because he continued to seek death, he finally angered the second male emperor;

First he was beaten up, and then he was cut with a knife, click! Changed his career to become a eunuch...

As for the final ending, I haven’t seen it yet, but I can guess that it will definitely be a miserable death!

"What a sin, this world is so terrible..."

Nowadays, Wei Lang cannot eat or sleep well every day, and is only thinking about how to save his life.

Alas, not only do we have to save our lives, but we also need to save our lives...

According to common sense, if you don't provoke the two male protagonists, won't you suffer disaster?

This is really hard to say...

Because 99% of online articles are brainless and cool articles without any rigorous logic;

When it comes to the key plot, the protagonist naturally has 10,000 reasons to kill the villain;

No, there’s no need for a reason at all…it’s just time for you to leave and get your box lunch…

The most worrying thing is that Ruan Ning, who deliberately hangs in front of Wei Lang every day, luring him up to look for trouble like "fishing for law enforcement"!

Mr. Ruan Ning was wearing a very loose long skirt. When she saw Wei Lang, she bent down and bowed, revealing the white flowers on her collar;

She also climbed up and down the wooden ladder of the medicine cabinet specifically in front of Wei Lang, with her skirt flying, revealing her slender white thighs...

"What a crime -" But Wei Lang didn't dare to look directly, wishing he could poke his own eyes to prove his innocence.

Although he also had a little doubt, Ruan Ning's almost perfect figure, her stunning beauty, and her sweet voice... was she really a man?

But this is how it is written at the beginning of the novel, and the setting is such that there is no way it can be mistaken.

Besides, this is a fantasy world, maybe there are advanced spells that can change the appearance?

Therefore, Wei Lang told himself over and over again in his heart: "Damn fake bitch! Damn fake bitch with superb acting skills! Stay away from him!"

Of course, just hiding is of no use, improving one's hard power is the way to go!

So how to improve?

As a reader of online articles, Wei Lang's first thought was to wait for the system plug-in to come online.

As a result, after waiting for a week, I still can’t hear the “ding” sound!

"It's too bad, maybe I don't have the system..." Wei Lang panicked a little, "Then there should be a golden finger, right? I am also a time traveler after all, you can't just give me nothing, right?"

After all, this is a fantasy world where cultivation exists. If you awaken some awesome talent, you can become a strong man sweeping the world!

In the next few days, Wei Lang made many attempts, and finally confirmed again - he is really a loser!

He has no talent in spiritual practice and can’t achieve anything he practices!

The swordsmanship practitioner almost cut off his own toes, the method practitioner couldn't even make the most basic small fireball...

It seems that there is only one way left, which is to improve yourself by taking pills!

Unfortunately, top-grade elixirs are too expensive and I can't afford them, so it's most convenient to use my position to make elixirs myself...

As a result, he discovered his astonishing talent for alchemy...

No matter how high-quality medicinal materials are, as long as they fall into your hands, they will definitely turn out to be a pile of waste products!

No, it’s not just a waste product, it’s simply the most bizarre poison in the world!

Not only does eating it have no enhancement effect, it will actually destroy your cultivation! Eating too much may poison someone to death!

Is it okay to just switch to poison refining? Well, I tried it. I made the poison and fed it to the mice. Guess what, the mice became addicted to it and could eat half a catty every day! It can't be poisoned to death!

"I'm done with it! I'm so useless!?" Wei Lang was almost desperate, "Are you just going to eat and wait to die?"

He never expected that when he was making his last attempt at alchemy, disaster would fall from the sky!

Without warning, Emperor Gu Shixian suddenly came to the Taiyuan Hospital to inspect the elixir pharmacy.

"Why don't I remember this plot?" Wei Lang was inevitably confused.

However, he quickly figured out that due to his inaction and not provoking the protagonist, the original plot could not continue;

There is a power in the dark that corrects the plot...

Now, trouble is coming to your door!

It turns out that the emperor received a report that corruption was serious in the Imperial Hospital, and that medical officers were stealing rare medicinal materials and elixirs!

Corruption naturally exists, it has always existed, and even if the emperor knew about it, he would turn a blind eye.

But stealing the elixir would violate the emperor's bottom line! Because he is obsessed with spiritual practice and attaches great importance to precious elixirs, so much so that he went to the scene to investigate in person!

Wei Lang realized that he was going to be unlucky.

Although he only secretly misappropriated (wasted) some rare medicinal materials and did not steal the elixir...how can this kind of thing be explained clearly? It is extremely difficult to prove your innocence, and all it takes to convict you is torture!

Wei Lang had no time to clean up the scene, so he could only bottle all the elixirs he had just refined and put them on the shelves to ensure that nothing could be found on his body.

"Wei Lang! What are you doing?" But Gu Shixian had advanced cultivation and his footwork was as light as the wind. He came behind Wei Lang in a blink of an eye and saw his sneaky behavior.

Wei Lang turned around in a hurry. This was the first time he saw the emperor in person.

Basically consistent with the image described in the book, Gu Shixian has a slender figure, thin but with strong muscles;

The face is delicate and handsome, and at the same time, it has three parts of heroism, three parts of nobility and three parts of kingly aura! Uh, it seems like one point is missing, I can’t remember clearly...

All in all, a perfect protagonist!

Wei Lang glanced at it and quickly bowed and saluted: "See you, Your Majesty! I am counting the pills..."

"Heh, counting the pills?" Gu Shixian sneered, walked to the shelf, reached out and picked up a cyan porcelain bottle;

I saw the words "Zeng Yuan Dan" written on the bottle, which was exactly the type of elixir he often took.

But Gu Shixian was already suspicious of Wei Lang, so he uncorked the bottle on the spot and poured the elixir into his palm;

I observed it first and didn't see any problems;

Then I sniffed it with my nose, um... it looked like a Zengyuan Dan, but the refining process was so poor that there were problems with the smell and color!

Gu Shixian hesitated for a moment and was about to put the pill into his mouth to taste it. At this time, Wei Lang had to shout out: "Your Majesty, please don't take it! This pill is actually a waste product! It is being prepared for scrapping..."

However, the character of this emperor is suspicious by nature and has his own way of doing things!

He will do whatever you don't let him do! Except Ruan Ning, no one can persuade him!

So, Gu Shixian just glanced at Wei Lang, then directly threw the pill into his mouth and swallowed it.

"Hiss..." Wei Lang was dumbfounded on the spot.

"Hey, what's your expression?" Gu Shixian smiled indifferently, "With my cultivation level, even if it's poison, I'll be fine if I eat it!"

What's more, Taiyuan Hospital's control over toxic medicinal materials is very strict, and it is impossible to make any decent poison.

As he spoke, Gu Shixian fiddled with other bottles, and pointed out: "I heard that some medical officers will lie about high-grade elixirs as scraps, and then sneak them out through the scrapping process... What do you think of this method? ?”

"..." Wei Lang didn't dare to answer the question at all.

"Oh, I know you are a relative of the Queen's family, so what about this matter..." Gu Shixian decided that Wei Lang had made a mistake, and was thinking about how to deal with him, when he suddenly felt his nose get hot!

Immediately afterwards, two lines of bright red nosebleeds flowed out...