The Villain, The Quack, Poisons The Two Protagonists At The Beginning

Wei Lang carried Ruan Ning into the consulting room and locked the door, prohibiting anyone from assisting or watching.

This operation was actually against the rules, but he was the vice president, so no one dared to question it.

At this time, Ruan Ning was already in a semi-conscious state and completely at the mercy of others...

"Take this opportunity to give him a comprehensive physical examination!"

Wei Lang took a deep breath and started to unbutton Ruan Ning's shirt.

hiss--!

There is no padding! The real deal!

The skin is smooth, plump, straight and well-proportioned...

Wei Lang hesitated for a while, then slowly stretched out his hand and performed a professional palpation.

The softness is OK, the elasticity is OK, there are no lumps, and the lymph nodes are normal...

"There really is no problem seen from above... we can only..."

Wei Lang gritted his teeth, untied Ruan Ning's belt, pulled up her underwear, and mustered up the courage to take a look...

hiss--!

No problem can be seen either!

This is completely a woman's body!

"Evil magic! It must be evil magic!" Wei Lang really couldn't think of any other reason. He could only think that his cultivation was too poor and he couldn't see through the mystery.

So, how to treat it next?

Since you have taken off your pants... how about...

Just follow the treatment of food poisoning and go straight to a set of enema! (This is a very formal treatment method, don’t get it wrong!)

Moreover, this kind of therapy is beyond the scope of current world knowledge, and it may have some effects...

After making up his mind, Wei Lang walked to the door and ordered outside: "Prepare some warm salt water for me, put it in a cowhide water bag, and get a water pipe... uh, if you don't have a water pipe, you can use a bamboo pipe!"

...

After some outrageous operations of "treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor", Ruan Ning gradually recovered!

However, Wei Lang doesn't think it's because his medical skills have improved. Maybe it's the protagonist's halo that's at work, right?

No matter who treats it, no matter how it is treated, even without treatment, the protagonist can recover.

But all the imperial doctors were shocked!

I never expected that the vice president, who was usually a good-for-nothing, could not cure minor illnesses, but specialized in treating terminal illnesses! ?

"No! Don't be shocked! Don't be shocked!" But what Wei Lang is most afraid of now is the shock of the onlookers.

He did not hide anything, he immediately announced the "enema therapy" and was willing to instruct other medical officers to give it to the emperor...

After hearing this mysterious treatment method, everyone was even more shocked! What the hell can it be cured like this! ?

Just ask, how could such an unrefined treatment be used on the emperor?

Who dares to stab the emperor with a bamboo pipe?

"Hey, as the saying goes, doctors have no taboos. In order to cure diseases and save people, any method can be used!" Ke Weilang was serious and personally named a medical officer, "Wen Junli, come here!"

"Ah!?" Wen Junli suddenly trembled with fright.

Wei Lang didn't just name him casually, he had long disliked Wen Junli.

This person is an important supporting character in the book, Ruan Ning's licking dog!

As soon as Ruan Ning entered the hospital, Wen Junli was fascinated by just a smile!

From then on, Wen Junli surrounded Ruan Ning every day, greeting her with greetings and being attentive, and even helped her fight against the villainous vice-dean. At critical moments, he could also take the blame for Ruan Ning and block the knife!

Of course, lick the dog, lick the dog, lick until there is nothing left!

Wen Junli never got any benefits from beginning to end, he was just a pure tool.

At the end of the plot, if nothing else, he must have died generously for Ruan Ning...

At this moment, when Wen Junli learned that Wei Lang had performed this mysterious treatment on Ruan Ning in the small dark room, he immediately gritted his teeth with hatred! Fire is almost coming out of my eyes!

Wei Lang noticed this, so he directly named him and asked him to perform the arduous task of giving the emperor an enema.

"Vice President, I, I'm afraid I can't do it..." Wen Junli really didn't have the guts to poke fun at the emperor, "I'm afraid I can't master such an unpredictable treatment method..."

Yes, this is a pure pit, whoever does it will be unlucky!

Even if the emperor is cured, the credit belongs to Wei Lang. After all, the method belongs to him!

As for the hands-on operation, they just followed Wei Lang's instructions, so how could they get any credit?

What's more, the emperor is a very face-conscious person, and anyone who stabs him will be resented! The future is completely bleak!

"Wen Junli, how brave are you to refuse to treat the emperor!?" Wei Lang frowned and began to blame Wen Junli, "Oh... you have been working at the elixir pharmacy recently, could it be you who poisoned me! ?”

Wen Junli couldn't help but panic: "Unjustly accused! Absolutely not! You wouldn't dare even if you gave me a hundred courages!"

"It doesn't matter, I will report it to the queen..." At this time, Wei Lang moved out the queen, his patron, and made a more deadly threat, "Send you to prison for trial, and the truth will naturally come out!"

What is the prison? Once inside, you will have to shed your skin even if you don't die!

It is common for people to be beaten to death, or even beaten to death directly!

Although they would not arrest people for no reason, if something happened to the emperor, the Imperial Hospital would definitely find a few scapegoats!

Wen Junli was completely frightened and could only kneel down on the ground with a plop, kowtow and beg for mercy: "My subordinates are wrong! I all obey the orders of the Vice-President! I just ask the Vice-President to see clearly!"

"Oh, couldn't it have been like this earlier?" Wei Lang finally smiled, "Go, pick up the bamboo pipe..."

...

After another "turbulent sea" operation, the emperor was also "rescued".

But the so-called "Long Yan" was completely lost. Gu Shixian had a gloomy face and said nothing, and was carried back to the palace to rest by the eunuchs;

And Wen Junli was squatting in the corner, covered in filth, with an expression of despair.

"You're clumsy...wash it off quickly!" Wei Lang waved his hand in disgust, turned around and left.

What was he going to do?

Hurry up and find the Queen and seek protection from being interrogated!

After all, the emperor was poisoned. Such a serious case will definitely be investigated strictly!

As one of the parties involved, Wei Lang will inevitably be investigated; if he is unlucky, he will have to go to prison...

So what is the relationship between Imperial Physician Wei and the Queen?

The queen's surname was Tang Mingyu, and her father was a powerful prime minister.

The Wei family was married to the Tang family many years ago. Wei Lang and Tang Yu are not related by blood, so according to the rules, they can call her cousin.

After the Tang family became prosperous, the Wei family also benefited from it. However, when Wei Lang was nine years old... disaster struck from heaven!

At that time, the plague was raging across the country, with countless deaths and corpses scattered everywhere!

Wei Lang's father, who loved medicine and was self-taught, drew up a good recipe and made a decoction to prevent plague and gave it to his family... The whole family died!

Only Weilang survived...

It can be seen that Wei Lang's medical talent is hereditary! And his ability to resist poison is the strongest in the family!

After Wei Lang became an orphan, he was adopted by Prime Minister Tang, who was known for his "benevolence", and became a resident of the Tang family...probably similar to how Lin Daiyu lived in the Jia family, right?

Therefore, Wei Lang and Tang Yu have known each other for many years and have a good relationship.

How good is it exactly?

Let's put it this way, Tang Yu once promised when he was a child that he would marry Wei Lang when he grew up!

It's a pity that Prime Minister Tang has always trained his daughter as a future queen, and she must marry the emperor!

Now, everything has become a reality, and the Tang family's position has become more stable...

However, Tang Yu still regarded Wei Lang as a close confidant and supported him to become the vice president of the Tai Hospital; if he hadn't been so disappointing, he would have been the principal long ago...

"Phew - but the emperor is a gay, wasting a stunning beauty..."

Wei Lang sighed secretly as he entered the queen's palace, Yu'an Palace, through the back door...