The Villain, The Quack, Poisons The Two Protagonists At The Beginning

When Wei Lang returned to Tang's house, it was already late at night.

Prime Minister Tang had already entered the palace to "visit" the emperor and discuss with the officials the suppression of bandits, but Tang Yu was still sitting in the brightly lit main hall waiting.

"Why did you stay up all night and sit here? Didn't I send someone back to report that it was safe a long time ago..." Wei Lang had a helpless smile on his face, "What if I stayed out overnight, wouldn't you have waited all night in vain?"

Tang Yu also smiled lightly and asked, "Then why did you come back? Why didn't you spend the night outside?"

"Oh, two hundred thousand taels..." Wei Lang sighed heavily, "It's too expensive, I can't bear it..."

"..." Tang Yu was silent for a while, and then got down to business: "The emperor was assassinated and injured, the Qiuxi dinner was cancelled, and our plans have been ruined... But it stands to reason that I still have to go back to the palace today and can't accompany you. It's Qiuxi... I'm sitting here waiting for you just to tell you that now that I'm done, I can go out..."

But Wei Lang said: "It doesn't matter, I will go to Yu'an Palace to accompany you."

"What!?" Tang Yu was shocked when he heard this, "Are you kidding me! How dare you spend the night in Yu'an Palace!? Someone will find out!"

There are more than thirty maids in Yu'an Palace, among whom only Zi Ling is the most trustworthy. The others may be the emperor's spies!

If Wei Lang goes to Yu'an Palace and causes trouble, the matter may be exposed! Quite dangerous!

But Wei Lang smiled evilly and said: "It's all about excitement!"

"No, it's too risky!" Tang Yu disagreed, "Why bother about this day? I can't accompany you today, you can just find a female companion..."

"No, the medicine is ready. I just want to try the effect today!" However, Wei Lang had already made up his mind.

Tang Yu didn't understand: "The plan has been cancelled. The Emperor will not come today. How can we try?"

"Hey, it doesn't matter if the emperor doesn't come, I'll try it on someone else..."

...

Who would have thought that the crazy Wei Lang would stupefy all the maids on night duty in Yu'an Palace!

He ordered Zi Ling to give everyone a cup in the name of the Queen's gift of wine on the Autumn Festival;

The palace maids couldn't help but drink, and they quickly lay down after drinking.

They have never drunk much in the first place and have no idea about the strength of alcohol. When they wake up, they will not remember anything. They will only think that they fell asleep drunk during the night watch. This is considered a dereliction of duty and will be punished according to the rules. , I dare not tell others at all.

"Look, the medicine is very effective...hehe, no one will bother us now."

Wei Lang smiled evilly and carried Tang Yu to the phoenix bed.

"You, you are too courageous!" But Tang Yu was a little nervous and couldn't let go at all.

After all, this is the forbidden area of ​​the harem! Right under the emperor's nose!

"Oh... By the way, you put on the phoenix robe and the phoenix crown..." But Wei Lang was very interested and even made arrangements for Tang Yu's outfit.

"What are you going to do..."

"Listen to me! This is the feeling you want! Hiss——"

This night, Wei Lang really went too far.

He couldn't hold it back and "accidentally" broke through Tang Yu's last line of defense...

Although Tang Yu was a little scared and a little wronged...but he could only admit it...

After Wei Lang had enjoyed himself, he hugged the beauty and fell asleep contentedly...

...

This night was a sleepless night for the emperor.

I can't help it, my butt hurts and I can't sleep at all!

Even though Wen Junli took every conceivable treatment method, he could not get rid of the burning pain caused by the "evil poison"!

"Damn assassins! I'm going to kill all nine of them!" Gu Shixian lay on the bed, cursing, "Ouch, ouch - it hurts! Do it gently!"

"Your Majesty, your Majesty...I have tried my best..." Wen Junli was already sweating, "I am really limited in my ability! Otherwise, why don't you invite Bailiguo Lao to come over and take a look?"

"No! Don't bother the elders about this matter!" Gu Shixian immediately objected.

Actually, it’s not a question of whether to work hard or not…

Mainly because it’s embarrassing! How embarrassing!

What's more, Baili Changhui has always been aloof and aloof, and it's impossible for him to heal someone's butt... not even for the emperor!

Wen Junli was really at his wits end and suggested in a low voice: "Weichen can go back to Tai Hospital and invite the director over..."

"Uh... no need! Although Yu Changhai's medical skills are high, his research on poisons is limited... and he has no good way to measure them!"

Gu Shixian said this reason, but in fact, he had begun to doubt Yu Changhai's loyalty.

At the time of the assassination, Yu Changhai was also at the scene, but he always avoided taking action.

Although I'm not sure what Yu Changhai's strength is, it's too outrageous for you to hide in the house and pretend to be dead when assassins besiege the emperor!

Look at Wei Lang. Although he is only a second-level loser who dares not rush up to deliver food, he still shouted "Your Majesty, watch your back!" a few times, which can be regarded as a little help, right?

In comparison, Yu Changhai, an old fox, is too much. We must be wary of him in the future...

Of course, Gu Shixian cannot deal with Yu Changhai casually. After all, the old man is highly respected and has made a large number of friends with extraordinary abilities in the world...

Therefore, we can only let the Police Department keep an eye on him first...

But Wen Junli couldn't bear it anymore, and then made a new suggestion: "Your Majesty, our vice-president is also highly skilled in medicine and has some research on poisons... Can you ask him to come over and help?"

"You mean Wei Lang? Does he also research poisons?" Gu Shixian frowned immediately.

"Yes, our vice president has developed some rat poison and insecticides... Of course, the medicinal materials have gone through formal procedures. I can guarantee..." Wen Junli does understand some of the situation, but he has no idea about the effectiveness of the medicine. Nothing is known anymore.

"It turns out that this kid has also made poison..." Gu Shixian frowned and thought for a while, and then ordered the eunuch at the door: "Go to the Tang family to convey the order and call Wei Lang over!"

After waiting for about half an hour, it was almost dawn, and the eunuch who delivered the order came back to report: Wei Lang was not at Tang's house, and had gone out in the middle of the night! As for where he went, no one knows.

"This kid is not doing his job and being idle every day... Where did he go fooling around again!?" Gu Shixian was a little unhappy, "Has he been absent from work a lot recently? I should deduct his salary!"

Wen Junli didn't dare to say anything, but the eunuch added another piece of news: "Your Majesty, in the middle of the night... the queen returned to the palace."

"Oh, come back as soon as you come back... huh!?"

For some reason, Gu Shixian suddenly felt something was not right in his heart!

After pondering for a while, he ordered: "Go and check the palace entrance to see if Wei Lang has followed!"

The Taiyuan Hospital has a duty room in the palace, and the imperial doctors are eligible to enter the palace at night;

As Wei Lang, he can come in and out with ease...

...

At dawn, Zi Ling flew into the queen's bedroom and shook Wei Lang awake from his deep sleep!

"Master, leave quickly! The emperor is here!"