The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn’t Pamper Me
Chapter 33: The Third Day without Pets
Faced with the boss's twelve-hour death ultimatum, the president's office fell into panic. They were all normal humans who lived from 9 to 5 and lived in ordinary life. They never thought that one day they would face the magic problem.
In addition, assistants and secretaries need to be on call as long as they follow the boss for a long time. Most of the departments are strong single dogs.
They have only seen love when they were in a light bulb. These single human destiny communities have their own love debuffs, and there are no camels that can only kiss them, and the boss expects them to produce research results?
Finally the long silence was broken by the only woman in the secretary group.
She calmly said the mystery, "Did we never see a pig run without eating pork?"
"I haven't seen it before!" The single dogs run by the president answered with shamelessly.
The girl closed her heart for a while and continued to say, "Don't you even see Piglet, you haven't seen a real pig?"
The single dogs fell into deep thought, she meant ...
"I know there is a place where there are more than 4 million human brains sealed in love, and I think it can be used as reference data for this project." The girl suggested that she was hot while she hit the iron.
The single dogs were blank, "Where? Why don't we know?"
The girl took out her mobile phone and opened a, "Jinjiang Literature City, the world's largest single dog writing love base!"
At this time, there was not much time left for them to eat at noon. Everyone agreed that the boss' life would be ignored for the time being, let's do it first!
They called the technology department to use big data to deeply mine the popular novels, deduct keywords from the comments one by one, and finally collected them into a book before work, and completed the "Human Love and Bewilderment Awards", a world-renowned giant. Make it!
Gu Han was very satisfied with the work efficiency of the President's Office, and convened an emergency meeting to hear the research results.
A group of representatives took the lead to speak, "President, we analyze people ’s chanting love behavior through rigorous technical means. Research shows that the praise behavior that ranks first is heroes to save beauty! For example, your boyfriend needs to cross the robbery. You gave up nine sky mines for him! "
"..." Gu Han's eyes were dull. "Do I have to find a telephone booth and wear red pants outside?"
Seeing that his face was not good, the leader of the secretary group quickly stood up and rescued him. "President, this is just an extreme metaphor. In reality, we can create difficulties without any problems and problems. For example, if you take your boyfriend to a safari park, we You can negotiate with the garden to release the lion and tiger for you, so that you can show your beauty in front of your lovers! "
Show your uncle's heroic appearance! Do you think I'm Wu Song? Wu Song can't beat the Tigers!
I can see it, do you want me to die for a long time? How much do you miss me?
The girl who just proposed the plan saw Gu Han's constipated expression and knew the bad things. These titanium alloy straight men's brain circuits are extremely wonderful.
She slowly stood up and smiled, trying to save the **** by herself.
Gu Han's expressionless face didn't stop her, and she even admired her for daring to sculpt the **** here and now.
The girl was angry at Dan Tian. "The president is a misunderstanding. What they want to express is the essence of things, but the essential reflection will be deformed in actual life. We call this phenomenon that art is higher than life and originates from life."
Oh yo, I believe your evil!
Edit, edit, and continue down!
I thought your presidential office was a serious department. I didn't expect you to be so naughty? !!
Gu Han sat slightly upright, waiting for her to inject soul into this incredible report.
The girl in the secretary group looked at the unhappy expression of Boss Gu, and the donkey face seemed to be saying: I can help you successfully squeeze the peak subway directly out of the second ring road, and it will not be used tomorrow!
The ordinary soul is suffering from fierce fire. She opened the computer under pressure to talk to the blank word. "President, in fact, we have developed a detailed battle plan for you. First you need to take your boyfriend to the playground. On a professional platform, about There are 30,000 highly popular love guides suggesting this campaign. "
Gu Han looked serious with a joke-like expression.
The playground is really a good choice. I like to go out and play in a broken safari park for three full days. I thought he wanted to spend the night with the elephant.
The girl took a long look at the seriously-thinking boss, and his life was short and lived on acting skills.
"Survey of a professional platform shows that the project's haunted house adventure, jungle speeding car, and sky demon ring are the sacred places of love and passion. We tailor-made three themes for courage, calmness and protection, to ensure that the rainbow fart that your boyfriend admired permeates the air During three days and three nights, it will not dissipate! "She saw Gu Han listening more and more carefully and finished speaking.
Gu Han leaned on the boss chair with his hands crossed and thoughtfully. He has never been to an amusement park since elementary school, but he still has impressions of classic items such as haunted houses and speeding cars.
He imagined that he was frightened, and the short quail with short legs rushed into his arms, squinting tightly around his neck.
He imagined the speeding leap, the jealous red eyed envy always holding his arms, Ruth, Jack! youjuiju!
A beautiful love was born, and the little quail who worshipped and looked up to him wouldn't let him boast about anything.
Gu Han's admiring eyes slowly fell on the standing Tianxiu, "Then it will be better to include the downstream park."
"No president, according to a summary of more than 30,000 high-level guidance from a professional platform, a perfect love event must be composed of lemon essence, gimmick squads and innocent victimized single dogs. They will make your love experience rise to a fashionoravagant Realm is, in layman's terms, blinding the eyes of others. "
Gu Han was nodded by her suddenly and suddenly, yes, there is no harm without comparison, this girl is a wolf!
The other people attending the conference were all lying! Is this all right? Are you two aliens who have been separated for many years? !!
"If you don't make a booking, there are many people, and I don't know if I can achieve the expected effect. Have you ever done a stress test on this?" Boss Gu, who has personally conducted the project, values the details very much.
How could it be? !!
Pressure test a wool ball! !!
How to pressure test? We give you a box of green hats from Yiwu? Or hire 18 macho men to travel with you, and let you be stabbed and go out and be beaten by three children?
enough! I want to resign!
The meeting room fell into a terrible silence.
In this world, some people are destined to be heroes.
The girl smartly closed the computer. "President, we will hire professionals that day to create a maintenance atmosphere for you. For example, those haunted houses that are not scary are not worth mentioning. We will hire anyone who dares to beat your mother-in-law. Real ghost, superb effect. Unbelievable! "
My day! Are you engaged in MLM or WeChat?
I beg you to receive magical powers! I gave you a gimmick!
A baby girl is a good girl, but she is crazy at a young age ...
Gu Han nodded with satisfaction and stood up, "You go ahead and arrange, I want nothing foolproof."
Humph! This time, it's time to stand up straight and be a dad! The little quail walks around and tells you to follow suit!
The President's Office began to work in horror overnight, and finally settled everything at noon the next day. At this time, there were only 24 hours left until the "Winter Energy Points Battle" event.
Gu Han rushed home on the fire circle to change into casual clothes, and Pei Xian surrounded the g family's latest couple's scarf, running away in Gu Caosao's desperate gaze.
Daddy is love, you ... just an accident, a sigh.
The poor Gu Caocao ran to the second-floor balcony, screaming in grief in the north wind howling in the winter: "Oh ---"
"Wow--" The Huskies of Berlin Road expressed sympathy when they heard its terrible cry.
"Mr. Gu, have you given up on our deal?" Peixian, who had been put on the train somehow, did not wait to reply anxiously for a long time.
Gu Han's car skills ran coolly on the elevated city out of the city, and didn't look back and smile like a shark. "Oh, those who coveted me and tried to pollute my spirit, you will not succeed."
Pei Xian shook his head and sighed, "Mr. Gu, you should understand that if you are good at business, you don't want to turn around, you will be slaughtered."
"Oh, I'm so scared!" Gu Han was so confident that he drove to the largest amusement park in the city.
"Wow ..." Pei Xian stood in front of the fairy-tale gate and hugged Gu Han's arm in excitement.
He remembered only a short period of happy time in the amusement park, when his parents were healthy, his family was happy, and he was innocent, and soon his world turned upside down.
For a moment, Pei Xian looked at the tall and handsome man and stood in front of a wall full of joyful graffiti to shield him from the wind and rain. He didn't understand why he was determined to leave for an ordinary person, and he would drag uncontrollably and finally draw the prison. .
Because he smelled the warm taste of home in Gu Han, it seemed to push away the first glance of the world, hi, long missed Mr. Gu.
Gu Han kept his handsome and cool shape with one hand in his pocket, but his eyes floated to Pei Xian secretly blushing.
Hahaha, He is such a cowardly real man! He is so handsome that the sixth house is eclipsed and Kuafu chases the sun!
"Huh, isn't it just an amusement park? Like? I like to build a play for you!" Gu Han's temperature rose as he watched, and he slowly spit out a 39-degree heat, turning it into a flower in the cold wind .
Pei Xian knew that Gu Han was watching people tall and big, and the elites were **** fiercely. In fact, there was a sixteen-year-old girl in her heart, shy and pregnant.
"Mr. Gu should we take photos according to the procedure?" He took out his mobile phone and was ready.
"Yeah!" Gu Han grabbed Pei Xian's little paw and took the phone.
Hmm ... there seems to be something wrong?
His photographs are limited to business activities. They are all images of entrepreneurs who look like thirty when they are thirty.
The little quail was not a photo-loving person at first glance, his thin lips clenched his head and shoulders stiffly as if he was going to take a photo of a police station.
This photo was taken with a mosaic, probably, the two men were arrested on the spot stealing the manhole cover at the gate of the amusement park, and both were put in prison.
Gu Han was desperate. The hand holding the mobile phone shook the camera downwards, just catching the clasped hands of the two, and the same scarf hanged down accidentally entangled with each other, giving birth to some staleness.
"Click" Valley boss push down the switch.
Pei Xian filled his head with question marks, "Why does Mr. Gu just care?"
"Because I find your claws look better than your face, ha ha ha!" Gu Han grabbed him and walked to the gate of the amusement park.
"..." Pei Xian looked down at his claws and found that he was deceived. Such a Mr. Gu would still let Gu Caocao inherit 10 billion assets!
Gu Han bought two ultra-luxury sets of tickets to play all the items in the park as many times as possible. The two also bought popcorn and hot milk tea and went inside happily.
Pei Xian suddenly found a weird problem. Winter is the off-season of the amusement park. Although many indoor activities have been added, the popularity is not enough. There are not many people other than popular games.
But it's very strange where they go, there are many people, and they just looked at the sparse places just now, as long as they have a loud voice in the past?
Pei Xian looked around at as few as 50 or 60 people, and as many as 100 people alternated with them, creating the illusion that he was a tour guide.
"Mr. Gu, I always think these people are following us?" Pei Xian was suspicious.
Lemon essence, squadron, innocent single victim ...
Can't these garbage snacks act more naturally? what? ?
Are you looking for a group show of box lunches a day?
Did I not approve your budget? Will you die for two hundred yuan a day?
When I go back, I'll take you all!
Gu Han growled inwardly, and the surface was light and windy, and changed the subject, "Envy us to go to the haunted house, the romance of men is to talk and laugh in the haunted house!"
Pei Xian chick nodded in a rice-pecking style and happily followed him.
The haunted house called the house was really wronged by it. It was a well-built old castle, with thick blue-grey brick walls, maroon spires, narrow windows with black holes, and broken flags screamed in the cold wind.
There were no magic elements such as dead wood, crows, and spells that were deliberately dressed up, which seemed normal at first glance, but the open and ruined door was dark and deep through the coldness.
The two had never entered the haunted house or even watched a ghost movie, and they were eager to try it. They checked the magnetic clasp on their wrists and jumped in hand.
Suddenly there were many more people around, including couples, brothers, family members, and sister groups. It was lively and bustling, rushing in as if grabbing a ghost, and there was an echo of melon seeds.
Gu Han: "..."
Lemon essence, squadron, innocent single victim ...
I think you **** are extra large energy-saving bulbs!
Is this still a haunted house? I doubt you will catch the ghosts and sell them later!
Pei Xian looked at Gu Han, who was standing in a difficult breath, and tilted his head for a moment, thinking that it was really hard for Mr. Gu to get a compliment. Forget it, just cooperate with him to make him happy.
"Mr. Gu, I'm a little scared, can you hurry me?" He took Gu Han's finger.
Young and helpless and pathetic, Your envy needs You!
Gu Han's anger instantly disappeared and the corners of his mouth raised a proud arc, and he clenched his hand. "What's terrible about this? Nothing is wrong with me! Keep up."
Sure enough, the atmosphere of the haunted house was destroyed after being attacked by a group of actors. Occasionally, one or two fake bats with half of their wings flew out, and the ghosts who were bullied sobbing and crying.
"Oh, Mr. Gu is terrible!"
"Oh, Mr. Gu, I'm scared to death!"
"Well, I'm afraid to hug."
Gu Han's face was numb and he held Pei Xian, and he was very perfunctory in fear of hearing a pair of dead fish eyes.
I'm so worried ... you might as well be afraid of acting, this is a complete coax, the child is not more than three years old!
They walked to the core area of the castle, which is a dimly-lit dead end, filled with a lot of gold and silver jewelry.
The crowd just swept away hasn't completely left yet. Touching the stone wall to find the switch, we must drive out the ghosts here.
Because the room was too narrow, Gu Han led Pei Xian to walk around to find the exit of the secret road, and met several middle-aged men.
One of them talked to him, "Today this haunted house is so good, it's cheating money."
Gu Han took a deep breath and couldn't bear to hit him. You are the one who lied to money and the money to Lao Tzu!
The two of them were looking for an office in a very dim light. The middle-aged man suddenly said to him, "Little brother, please help me to get something first. I seem to find the office and need to push away."
He said that he did not wait for Gu Han's consent to pack a dark bag into his arms, and then the whole person was lying on the stone wall.
Gu Han was holding a ball that was a little bit soft and tied, and was about to throw it back.
Suddenly the blue light flashed in the room, and the floating green ghost fire gathered in front of him.
And in his arms, he was holding a horrified head full of anger and blood, and then the man who was lying on the stone wall swayed down to the ground, a dead body with a skull, and the extremities of the limbs were still slightly shaking!
"Ah! Damn! Ghost! Run! Envy!" Gu Han threw his head so scared, and turned to pull Pei Xian to the entrance.
As soon as Pei Xian touched his head from the ground and thought about it, he was dragged away by Gu Hanla's chicks and dragged all the way to the gate.
Without waiting for him to take a breath, the group turned out from the exit came over. There was a man dressed exactly like the uncle who turned around, and saw Gu Han spit out his big yellow teeth, and smiled vividly.
Gu Han almost suffered a myocardial infarction on the spot, and Kankan stabilized his fragmented mood. "Envy, don't be afraid ... don't leave me, hold me tight, it's terrible!"
Pei Xian came out behind him by holding his head in one hand, and made a dashing throwing action. "Uncle, your head has fallen!"
Gu Han turned his head sharply to see that the **** man's head was like a basketball, and he drew an arc in the blue-grey sky.
Gu Han was pale and white sitting in the rest area not far from the castle, shaking with a cup of hot latte in his hands.
Peixian, who is smaller than him, tried to hug him by the side and patted him on the back, saying, "Mr. Gu is not afraid, not afraid. We will never go to the haunted house again."
Horrified Gu Han sucked his nose, it was a shame! Frightened by the ghost you hired!
朕 Faceless!
Her Majesty the Emperor rescued by her concubine shrank into a small crying face on a large dragon chair ...
The sky gradually darkened, and the lights of the sky's magic ring turned on not far away. In the blue sky, like a flying saucer that descended on the earth, it rose, hovered, dived, and rotated. The colored lights drawn a beautiful shadow.
In order to alleviate the embarrassment, the empathetic Pei Xian pointed at the air and asked, "Mr. Gu, what is that bright flying saucer?"
Gu Han reluctantly lifted his spirits, and saw the shining ring in front of the sky, where his elite troops were buried!
"That's the sky ring. Can it be exciting or thrilling? Do you dare to sit?" He smirked twice. "I heard that one meter below seven and five is not allowed to ride alone."
Pei Xian had never been to the amusement park and was suddenly blindfolded. He opened his eyes and asked, "Why?"
"Because I'm afraid of falling because of short legs ..." Gu Han snatched his ears and laughed.
Pei Xian: "..."
This man still slaughtered it!
If President Gu knew what would happen later, I believe he strangled himself and would not say this proposal.
You'll Also Like
-
Doomsday: Sign in to the planetary shelter at the beginning
Chapter 1376 3 hours ago -
After Rebirth, I Became the Treacherous Minister Black Moonlight
Chapter 419 3 hours ago -
Swallowed Star: Reborn Thunder Dragon King, Many Children, Many Blessings
Chapter 436 5 hours ago -
The prince of heaven only wants salted fish
Chapter 295 6 hours ago -
Participating in a money-saving variety show, earning billions because of stinginess
Chapter 109 8 hours ago -
Mortal Cultivator
Chapter 334 8 hours ago -
Galaxy Lich
Chapter 598 9 hours ago -
The young man who cultivated the truth returned to the city
Chapter 668 9 hours ago -
I don't want to be a heroic spirit
Chapter 207 9 hours ago -
My villain wants to save himself, but the yandere heroine disagrees
Chapter 537 9 hours ago