The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn’t Pamper Me

Gu Han is too underestimated that this doll job only earns 60 yuan per hour.

Pikachu led him to the locker room, helped him put on heavy doll costumes, and put on a head-size hood.

Gu Han immediately turned into a stiff dinosaur egg. He didn't know how to walk on the ground with his legs only twenty centimeters long.

No, this can no longer be called walking, this **** should be called taxiing!

Pikachu led him to the open space next to the bathroom. There was no way to get too many people on the weekend.

Then he taught him to lift his feet, akimbo, make a circle, wave his hand, Biya, etc. to make tips, and finally told him that the mall has a little doll parade for a while, so don't forget to participate, otherwise it will deduct money.

In less than twenty minutes of pre-post training, Gu Han wore a yellow leather discharge costume and started business at the mall entrance.

Lu Yilan heard that Gu Xiaohua came to the East District Plaza for the first time. Although he was at the main entrance of Orphey, he was still at the subway exit to pick him up.

He waited early at the subway and was calling to guide Gu Xiaohua's route. He was afraid that he would lose the children who had not been far away.

When Pei Xian held his mobile phone on the stairs and beckoned to him, Lu Yilan stopped and almost dropped his phone.

What is this fairy who comes to play in the world? Several little girls around are excitedly holding mobile phones and taking photos.

Pei Xian wore a cream-colored windbreaker-style down jacket, fluffy and soft fox fur hood, a milk tea-colored fine cashmere scarf wrapped in the down jacket, lined with a small white slap face, the corners of his mouth slightly tilted, and a single-sided tip Pointed little tiger teeth.

Lu Yilan is lost in Gu Xiaohua's shiny flourishing beauty. He is more beautiful and cute than any idol star I have seen on TV. It looks like a fluffy little creature, falling into my heart.

He repeatedly searched for photographers ambushing around, and even suspected of falling into the trap of reality show.

"The insider?" Pei Xian waved his mobile phone in front of him, and Xiao Lu Bambi ’s mobile phone pendant shook.

Lu Yilan is younger than he imagined, but his temperament is really old-fashioned, wearing black-framed glasses, standard books that are growth-oriented but not weak chickens, and the speech in his post is really right.

"Well, it's me, my name is Lu Yilan." Lu Yilan returned to his heart, sweating in his palms in the winter, embarrassed to shake hands, afraid that the little fairy would abandon her.

Pei Xian exhaled a white breath and extended his right hand generously. "Hello, my name is Pei Xian."

Lu Yilan carefully shook Xiaoxian's hand. "Let's go into the mall, the square is crowded and cold."

The two walked towards the main entrance of the Orpheus Center not far.

Since Pei Xian hasn't been here, Lu Yilan walked and introduced him, "We went in through the main entrance, and there was an exhibition of the fairy tale world, which was pretty good."

Gu Han squatted beside the flower platform in the center of the main entrance of the mall, and did not send out flyers or interact with the children. She stared at the entrance. Parents and tourists said that they had never seen such a lazy Pikachu!

Pei Xian told him that he would meet with the little fans at the main entrance of the mall, because the doll service system does not allow mobile phones. He does not know what time it is, and it is not time for the two to date.

Waving Gu Han with two short hands and waving two poor children, he suddenly saw Pei Xian and a tall young man walking into the mall.

He lifted his hips to cheer up the big tail that always drooped, and rushed forward at the speed of the devil.

Lu Yilan turned on the indoor positioning service of the Orpheus Center on his mobile phone, and wanted to see which floor of the Fairytale Kingdom Exhibition had fewer people.

Pei Xian has only been to the sea view and stargazing. They are all super first-class high-end shopping malls. They still go to s service. I have never seen so many people. Where can I look for an exhibition?

He was curious, heading to look at the positioning with Lu Yilan, the two were close together and laughing.

Gu Han could see it clearly in Pikachu's lookout net, and a big "fuck" word rushed into his heart, rolling like a snowball.

He dragged his huge and heavy body with full force, and slapped the tail from time to time because he was sliding too fast, and rushed forward like a yellow cannonball.

Pei Xian was concentrating on listening to Lu Yilan's analysis of which floor should go first, and suddenly a flash of yellow flashed in front of him, and Lu Yilan around him disappeared?

When he looked up, he saw a huge Pikachu in front of him, crouching with a huge belly, and yelling at him, "Yeah"!

Lu Yilan was knocked out two meters, almost fell over, and his black-framed glasses were crooked. He came back somehow, and the pikachu doll firmly occupied his place, staying on the little fairy and not giving in.

He held his glasses for a moment, took out his wallet, pulled out ten dollars from it, and stuffed it into the blue pouch on Pikachu. "Thank you for the show."

Then he turned to the other side and pulled Pei Xian, "Some dolls in this shopping mall will tip you if you touch the porcelain. If you don't give him money, you will not leave. Try to stay away from them."

Gu Han jumped high in anger because he was too sunk to jump up.

He, the head of the Danggu Valley Group, has a worth of ten billion diamond kings, and is elegant and handsome. Countless young boys and girls crying and calling for her husband, was actually sent by ten dollars?

Gu Han wanted to take out the money and shake his face, but Pikachu's little short hand was useless, so he couldn't open the small cloth bag.

He looked at the two people who were walking further and further, and pulled the small blue cloth bag directly, hugged and fell to the ground, and slid up angrily, jumping back and forth only a few centimeters from the ground, and the big yellow lightning-shaped tail slammed ground.

Sexy Pikachu is testy online! Such difficult performances are not seen every day.

Suddenly a group of people gathered around Gu Han, clapping their hands and applauding, and the child took the change given by his mother into his vent.

Why did this happen ...

Gu boss was silent, leaning on his furry head, and grinning out of the crowd.

He saw that Pei Xian and Lu Yilan had boarded the escalator directly to the third floor, hurriedly gliding over, and pushed the crowd like a bully to the escalator.

Pei Xian turned his head and saw that the Pikachu that touched the porcelain was not far from them, leaning leisurely by the escalator, and saw him turning his backhand and blowing an air kiss, so shameless!

"Lu Yilan, Pikachu is behind." He reminded softly.

Lu Yilan heard the sound and looked back, at this time the beloved Pikachu, pressing one hand with the other, forcing him to compare his middle finger.

I'm ... Why is this pikachu so insignificant? !!

Lu Yilan's face was slightly blue. "Don't worry about him. If you come to harass again, you will complain to the help desk."

Gu Han felt that it would not be good to follow him all the way. When he reached the third floor, he looked around and found a big **** Ibrahimovic.

This Ibrahimovic has furry big chest hair and a big furry tail, which causes his center of gravity to be very unstable. When squatting down to play with children, one hand must be supported.

Gu Han touched his chin and looked at a bunch of balloons in his hand!

There are a lot of dolls scattered in the mall, exactly the same Pikachu, exactly the same Ibrahimovic, the main difference is their props, such as carrying a small blue cloth bag, holding balloons or something.

Rob the big **** Ibrahimovic and he will be able to dress up as another Pikachu!

Having grasped the essence of gliding steps, the devil rushed forward.

Seeing the broad daylight, Pikachu, who was harmless to humans and animals, snatched the balloon from Ibrahimovic's hand, raised his foot to turn the poor Ibrahimian to the ground, slipped into the crowd and fled in small steps.

Ibrahimovic also had a big buttock and a big tail, and fell down like a stupid top.

The staff member who played Ibrahimovic shouted through the air vent: "Which Pikachu is sloppy? Lao Tzu has made your Sao Pi rat into a rat cake !!!"

Gu Han followed them all the way and was very satisfied to see that they were only visiting the fairy tale world together.

Occasionally, entangled bear children came over, and Gu Han gave them Ibrahim balloons and told them to roll away and play with the eggs.

He followed him secretly all the way, distributed balloons all the way, and followed them to the fifth floor of the happy panda happy paradise.

At this time, Ibrahim, who was beaten on the third floor, gathered three identical accomplices, looking for Pikachu who robbed the balloon.

Finally, on the third floor platform, they saw the bully Pikachu, who distributes balloons to children at the escalator entrance on the fifth floor.

Ibrahimovic jumped wildly, and his tail could only sway wildly. "I have a twelve balloons! He just gave them away!"

Gu Han, who had no knowledge, walked slowly and slowly into the little panda happy park.

The park is imitated as a safari park, semi-self-service, and has a lot of children. It often invites dolls from the mall to perform on weekends, so no employees come to invite Pikachu to go out.

Holding the only pink love balloon, Gu Han looked around in the restaurant where people came and went, and from time to time he coped with the bear child who picked up his pants.

Finally found Pei Xian and Lu Yilan in a half-open small bag decorated with vines.

Pei Xian hadn't eaten this kind of self-service braised and roasted one-piece pot, and Lu Yilan had to take the menu to his side and help him order.

He was very surprised. Pei Xian couldn't see it as a famous brand in his dress, but the texture was not ordinary at first glance. He raised his hands to be gentle and polite, and his family education was also very good.

At the age of nineteen, it was just when I was playing with my classmates and enjoying my youth.

"Pei Xian, are you going to college or high school?" Lu Yilan asked tentatively.

Pei Xian's attention was all on eating, and he replied without concealment, "No, I haven't gone to college, and never finished high school."

Lu Yilan was shocked and the iad menu almost fell off.

how could it be possible! No matter if Xiaoxian was discussing investment with him or news information, although he was mischievous, he could see that his knowledge was very deep and had his own personal analysis characteristics.

"Don't you think I have a low education?" Pei Xian deliberately tempted him.

Lu Yilan hurriedly waved his hand. "No, no, why, you are much wider than other 19-year-olds."

"Hey, I think so too." Pei Xian was happy.

Lu Yilan's life is ordinary and ordinary. He has never seen such a creature that others boast of everything, and can only follow a smirk with a jam.

Gu Han was carrying her hands and feet, and there was only a pink love balloon floating on her head. Seeing the two of them looked at the same iad, their eyes were full of smiles, and a "word bomb" was put in their hearts, which soon burst out. A mushroom cloud.

He quietly walked behind the two of them, suddenly came out and pulled up Pei Xian's left and right, tied the balloon to his ring finger, and dragged the person to the opposite position to sit.

Lu Yilan is going to collapse. What is this ghost Pikachu doing?

Pei Xian looked at the pink balloon rope on the ring finger and tied it into an ugly bow. Somehow she felt hot, this Pikachu was so good! Good for his appetite!

Gu Han took his left hand and showed it to Lu Yilan with his back. The sage is invincible with a hexagonal nut. Huh! mine!

Lu Yilan really did not notice that Pei Xian brought an engagement ring? But he didn't care. It was Pei Xian's private life. He now felt that this bully Pikachu was telling him: put on the balloon, pay for it!

So he took out his wallet again, pulled out a twenty and pushed it to Pikachu, "If you do this again, I will complain to the mall!"

Whoops, fuck! Is it rich?

Gu Han began to touch the wallet with one hand ... broken, the wallet, mobile phone, and outerwear were all locked in the locker room!

Ha ha! No money, no money, I can cure you ass!

He held Pei Xian's hand without spreading out, looked at the money on the table, and shook his belt hard to move his head, indicating that it was not enough.

Pei looked at this weird Pikachu and felt familiar.

He closed his eyes, and in his mind appeared that he was sleeping with Pikachu in bed, bathing with Pikachu, and Pikachu ...

Why is there a weird feeling?

Lu Yilan didn't want to be too shameful in front of the little fairy, took out fifty hands and passed, "Enough is enough, let go!"

Pikachu grabbed the money, shoved it into the vent, and continued to shake his head. This time he sat next to Pei Xian with his hips in his arms, and then made a grimace with his eyelids rushing to the ground.

Pei Xian giggled, Pikachu looked so cute with his money!

It's strange that this Pikachu doesn't have other dolls that are fake performances at first glance. It seems that saving money also has the feeling of not being for money, but for being mad.

Lu Yilan was a good-natured person who was worn away by life and work. At this moment, he was overwhelmed by a doll's anger.

He simply took out two hundred pieces and left them on the table. He frustrated and begged for mercy. "Master Pikachu, please don't make trouble? We are not couples, we are netizens, we met for the first time."

Gu Han is more satisfied with this answer, put away the money on the table, tilted his head to Pei Xian, what, ready to find a place to stare.

Boy, it's cheaper for you. You can pay more than 200 yuan for dinner with our family! Humph!

As soon as he lifted his butt, he saw three Ibrahimovics rushing in, and at a glance they saw Pei Xian's balloon flying above him, and the stunned yellow-skinned discharge mouse around him.

Gu Han took a look, lying down! Do you pokemon fight too?

He got up and tried to slip, but only one way had been blocked by three Ibrahimovic.

Lying down and hiding under the table? Just kidding, he could n’t even see his toes with his head down, and his **** was as tall as two stories. Where can he hide?

So he rushed down to the three Ibrahims who had come before him, squatting on the ground, holding the two hundred dollars he had just extort.

Pei Xian was aggressive.

I'm going ... you pokemon are gangsters too?

Lu Yilan was bitten by a snake for ten years and was afraid of Jing Sheng. He picked up the phone and called the help desk. "Hey, help desk? You have a Pikachu and three Ibrahimians doing gang fraud here."

Suddenly the light in the center of the restaurant lights up and the radio broadcasts: "Children, please come up and dance with Pokemon!"

The open space in the center of the restaurant is ready for ducks and fire dragons.

The staff looked, eh? Why do you gather a bunch of dolls here without dancing? Come on!

So they came and dragged the three Ibrahimovics together with Gu Han and threw them onto the dance floor.

The bear children rushed up, and Pikachu and three Ibrahimovics were smashed by their tails, handles, and legs.

The three Ibrahimovics were obviously trained and soon dragged around in small steps to make a circle slowly, so that they would not be easily caught by the children's tails.

Gu Han was a fledgling boy. He was chased around by the children three or two times, and quickly turned dizzy and "snapped" and fell on his buttocks without any help.

Pei Xian saw that Pikachu was lifted from the dance floor by the staff and went out, and suddenly he felt unhappy.

He ran out with a balloon tied to his finger and listened to the manager training. "Where are you from Pikachu? Why can't you dance? Report your part-time worker number and deduct money!"

Pei Xian stood in front of Pikachu who was holding his head, and pulled out his wallet angrily, "I will give you money for the fine. You don't deduct him. Although he is not good at dancing, he is particularly happy."

The shopkeeper waved his hand when he saw it.

Pei Xian turned and touched his head, always felt that this Pikachu behaved well?

He was wearing a black turtleneck sweater with thick needles. The sleeves were a little long and exposed only with slender fingertips. The clever twist on his head was always tied with one or two dead hairs, the amber-colored pupil, the delicate nose, and the pink and slightly raised Bead lip.

Pikachu shook her cheeks shyly, suddenly again with her hips, heart-to-heart, and circle-like movements.

Pei Xian was shocked by his grotesque and ugly actions. He finally knew why he always touched down with the landing. Probably only a Buddhist bachelor like Lu Yilan would be forced to pay for this set of hot-eye moves.

He took out all the cash in his wallet, probably a few thousand dollars, and prepared to throw it to poor Pikachu.

This money was in the morning that Gu Han was afraid that he couldn't swipe his card in such a place, and he gave it to him intentionally.

Who knows, Pikachu covered his air vent and backed away, shyly shaking his two short hands for a while, pointing at his cheek and making a kiss.

"Do you think I look good?" Pei Xian was amused by him and asked with a smile.

Pikachu shook his body hard and nodded.

Pei Xian held his head generously and kissed him. "To tell you the truth, I also think I look good."

Gu Han: "..."

I never expected that you weren't ashamed to get to this point? Not even a doll!

Immediately afterwards, Pei Xian whispered a small hot face and said, "Inside is a human who is convinced by my talents, and outside is an elf who is convinced by my beauty. Taken together, how shiny and perfect I am! laugh!"

After that he jumped back to the restaurant with great joy.

Gu Han watched his back erected, what a nasty narcissist! !! !!

It didn't take long for Pei Xian and Lu Yilan to return to the first floor after dinner, and Pei Xian asked him to drink milk tea.

The little girl in the tea shop saw him handsome and sweet, and handed him the milk tea and told him that there would be a doll parade, and the seat behind the tea shop had a good view. No one could take a seat.

Pei Xian thanked him and pulled down to sit on the bench in the back side by side, chatting and waiting for the cruise.

Sure enough, after a while the coquettish Pikachu came again!

Lu Yilan was already buddha. He actually raised his milk tea and asked him, "Do you want to drink it? I want to drink it and buy it for you."

Gu Han: Whoops, kids are pretty good! Then I'm welcome!

Pikachu twisted his **** and nodded hard.

Lu Yilan: "..."

He really bought a cup of milk tea for Pikachu, and when he came back, he saw the other side show off Skyrim's operation.

A Pikachu grabbed the little fairy's hand, flattened again, and showed him seriously! hand! phase!

Lu Yilan wanted to eat the milk tea cup on the spot! too terrifying! Pikachu knows palmistry! Are you **** eggs hatched by Bai Yunguan? !!

He was proud of his calmness, self-reliance, and sensibility for many years. Together with the three views, he shattered and fell to the ground.

He shouldn't have brought a fairy here, this inexplicable world full of strange dolls!

Gu Han took the tea very shamelessly, raised the hood, inserted the straw, and faced Pei Xian face to face with sweet and happy drinking tea.

Leaving the opposite side holding milk tea, watching the fairy and a Pikachu date, lost Lu Yilan.

Lu Yilan: Who am I, where am I, and what am I doing? ? ?

Pei Xian was very close to Pikachu. In addition to the faint taste of milk tea, he narrowed his nose and suddenly smelled a familiar scent of pine wood.

His eyes narrowed, his little ears moved, and he moved forward a little ...

Suddenly, the whole broadcast sounded cheerful music, and the doll parade is about to begin!

The tour staff counted the dolls and found that Pikachu was missing one.

Look again and find that the yellow-skinned discharge mouse is sitting not far from the starting point to show the palmistry.

The staff yelled, "Pikachu! Come to work, hurry up and wait for you!"

Gu Han had long forgotten about one and a half of the doll's parade, but he knew he was a Pikachu.

I thought: shout shout! Didn't see your grandfather showing palms? Rubbish!

Finally, two staff members in blue uniforms ran over and forcibly dragged away this unprofessional Pikachu.

Pikachu leaned on his heels, leaned back, waving two short hands, and gave Pei Xian a kiss.

Pei Xianwen still smelled in the surrounding air. The smell of pine wood was very light. It was like Gu Han's sexual cold perfume. Pei Xian suspiciously touched her chin.

At this time, under the command of light sticks and whistle, more than twenty chubby dolls in a row, neatly aligned, stretched left hand out of right foot, extended right out of left foot, twisted in a circle.

The only Pikachu was walking all the way, making a slow, half-beat in the circle, dragging the devil's pace, the dance of the six relatives, and finally being dragged out of the team by the intolerable staff.

Pei Xian has probably understood the basic situation of Lu Yilan, and gave him 75 points. He has a good character and can be used but needs to be tempered.

Although he was troubled by a Pikachu all the way, Lu Yilan was very happy to meet Pei Xian. They agreed to wait for the "camel washer" to win the championship and come out to celebrate together.

Pei Xian told him that a family member would pick him up, and the two broke up at the main entrance. Gu Han's car arrived after a while.

Gu Han was a little embarrassed, his forehead was sweaty, and his usual meticulous shirt was a bit wrinkled.

Pei Xian got on the car and fastened his seat belt. He smelled the cold scent of pine branches on his body and then smiled.

"How are you playing today?" Gu Han asked calmly.

Pei Xian's bright eyes stared at him tightly, "Pika Pika, Pika 啾 ~, Pika Pika, Pika Pika, Pika 啾 ~!"

Gu Han's face turned red, exhaling heat at least thirty-nine degrees, not daring to look at him at all, driving in silence.

"Pick-up, pick-up, pick-up Pika-pick-up ~" Pei Xian is endless. "Pick-up pickup!"

Gu Han stopped in front of the red light and had to admit that his forehead was on the steering wheel. He closed his eyes and whispered, "Pickup, pickup ~!"