The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn’t Pamper Me

"Singing Still" is an explosive reality show exclusively sponsored by kall. It features old songs, new songs, new arrangements, and new creations. It consists of three generations of old, young and middle-aged singers. They are eliminated by turns, and finally enter the highly anticipated finals in the mid-winter season. !!

The finals are set to have 12,000 seats, a giant indoor comprehensive performing arts center-Utopia!

Gu Han invited all the relocated residents of Shangfeng Junjing Phase 2 to watch the finals of "Singing Songs Still" and promised that the attendees will give a decoration subsidy of 500 yuan per square meter for each household.

In this move, both the entertainment circle and the financial circle are in full bloom. Only the residents are in full bloom. Brothers are rushing. The capitalist's wool is not white and not white.

Shang Feng Junjing's second phase of the relocation computer signing was imminent, and Gu Han worked out such unsettled movements that caught Zhou Kai and Wu Jianian by surprise.

Through various relationships, they pried open a variety of channels to find a large circle of news in the project company and the head office, with no results.

The two bad-hearted guys had big eyes and small eyes, somehow, and finally Wu Jianian was shameless, and scrutinized Gu Han's behavior. He was trying to please the residents and buy a good impression. If something happened later There is also room for turning.

This guess seemed to be the most reasonable and reasonable explanation at the moment. Zhou Kai immediately relieved his heart and explained Wu Jianian's staring at the computer signing. This time, he must be firm and stubborn.

Let him have no reason to speak.

As night falls, the "utopia" floating on the ground like an alien spacecraft flashes a faint blue metallic luster, gorgeous and mysterious under the dark sky.

The 12,000 seats were full, and the entire area C, which was specially prepared for the residents of the relocation, was fully occupied, and none were absent. The exciting finals opened.

At this time, Gu Han, who had been busy for a whole week, was relaxed and comfortable, pulling Pei Xian to watch the game live in the video room.

His wife was in his arms, his son was around, the food and wine were around, the indoor temperature was pleasant, and the speaker effect was powerful. Gu Han smiled like a drowsy man lying in a wine pond.

Although the son is only an 18-line little star, the fathers never chase the stars and do not care about the entertainment industry. It is indeed a rare thing to watch a reality show variety finale with such fanfare.

Pei Xian picked up the popcorn box and pushed away the big hairy head of the grass grass. "Grass grass, I warn you, eat such sweet stuff, be careful of your waist. You have n’t married yet, and your mother ’s waist has broken. You will be a waste camel! "

"Oh huh?" Gu Caocao sniffed the sweet popcorn, his eyes dodged, reluctantly retreated to Gu Han, and put his furry head on his leg. Ben Camel was wronged.

Gu Han pulled his discouraged big ears, followed by good temptation, "obediently, this is a big thing."

Gu Cao Cao's life is too superior, it is fascinating everywhere, and its mouth is stingy. What it eats. Recently, during the physical examination, the veterinarian seriously warned you to be a camel. Bear children can't eat any more!

His **** eyes were drooping, and Gu Han couldn't bear it. He rolled his fingers over the mountains and pulled out a full popcorn from the carton. He was about to abscond and was slapped by Pei Xian. How bad! "

Gu Hanxuan smiled and retracted his finger and placed it on Gu Cao Cao's mouth. "Son, please lick it, you've pinched the popcorn."

"Oh huh!" Gu Cao Cao shouted shortly, slipped from his leg, and curled up on the carpet to be alone and beautiful.

This dad seems useless, it is time to consider throwing it away!

Pei Xian's music cell is barely zero, Gu Han is a negative number, not all of the five tones praise him, singing is a level of biochemical weapons.

The two looked at each other and relied on each other's support, and began to doze off recklessly. A family of three exploded in Zhougongzhong.

When the cheers and screams on the screen merged, Gu Han and Pei Xian rubbed their eyes and wiped their saliva before being awakened.

The host in the screen did not announce the successful conclusion of the show this season, but announced that on this beautiful evening, everyone will witness the birth of the lucky winner of the second phase of Shangfeng Junjing.

The live broadcast audience was at a loss. Staff of the relevant government departments and notaries, the original sieve ball machine appeared instantly in the center of the gorgeous stage.

Two groups of notaries, together with relevant government departments, announced the start of the lottery, with the last six digits of the demolition households' entry ticket code as the combination number.

More importantly, there is not a staff member of the "Shangfeng Junjing" project in this lottery link, and the whole process has nothing to do with Gu Group and the project company!

Wu Jianian, you're better, come here and try to make a rumor!

Behind the scenes, Gu Han was a little excited, standing in the middle of the room, looking back at Peixian with a hip on his back and laughing wildly, but it was terrible.

Pei Xian was shocked. After the auto show, Gu Han told him that he was handling the "Shangfeng Junjing" secretly. Didn't expect that his work can be played like this? What a sippy pot!

He is difficult to intervene in the "Shangfeng Junjing" incident, but he is still confident in Gu Han's ability, because Gu Boss does not know whether it is **** or nerve, he doesn't justify the card at all, and he is beaten to death. Master's ability.

In addition, his work is focused and attentive. He persists in perseverance and stubbornly fights. He will never give up until he achieves his purpose. This kind of serious and crazy person cannot be dealt with by ordinary means.

Zhou Kai could plant a big heel this time, and Gu Han also gave him a national live broadcast, expressing his anger at the spot and giving him a crematorium gift package.

Gu Han's waist twisted like a Donald Duck, his eyes fluttered, and his face was written: Wife praises me! Praise me violently!

Pei Xian couldn't stand his exaggerated appearance, jumped over and slapped him on the ass, and said proudly, "Why are you so showy!"

Gu Han was bounced off the camera and blushed inexplicably.

Gu Cao Cao was completely awakened, glanced at their heads and glanced resentfully, making a cold snoring sound, tui ~ shameless!

The night is quiet, the moon is sparse, and the cbd hides the bustling daylight, exposing the puppets with reinforced iron bones.

There was a loud noise, and the 110-inch LCD screen was smashed on the half side by a flying bottle, while the other side was jumping with snowflakes and dazzling blue chaotic patterns, and was still working tenaciously.

Annoyed that Zhou Kai grabbed the crystal ashtray and threw it, it was a smash.

The huge clubhouse's audio-visual room was smashed, all the valuables on the tabletop were scattered on the ground, fruit plates, tobacco and wine were scattered all over the place, and only the iron-bone marble with metal coffee table was intact.

Wu Jianian, who shrank like a bereavement dog, was even more embarrassed, her neckline was torn apart, her face was marked with a large mouth print, her hair was wet, and a drop of red wine was dripping down the cheeks of red and green. Thought he had given him a scoop.

Zhou Kairu, a wild animal imprisoned in a cage, walked back and forth fiercely, his eyes were red, and he wheezed and gasped.

He returned to Wu Jianian, picked up his collar again, and was so angry, "I don't know if I was fooled! You **** is a waste!"

"Younger, younger, listen to me. We will not be able to break the fishnet. We will use the fake list to incite residents. There will always be storms! Younger, will you give me a chance?" Wu Jianian was sacked by him like a rag pocket. Cluttering.

Zhou Kai closed her eyes fiercely, and really wanted to kick him back into the nanny's belly, "You fart! Are you crazy? Gu Han is doing this to draw the company out of the party, who the **** list is? ? A government? I think you're tired! "

Wu Jianian, who was dying and struggling, was dumb, and his future was blocked by Gu Han. He is now a lingering Wang Ba, and can only watch Gu Han cook himself into a pot of Wang Ba Tang!

He finally knew that Gu Han scolded him like a dog on the auto show day, and really treated him like a dog! At that time, Gu Han had insight into everything, but he came to the door to look for scolding like a clown jumping clown!

The initial anger rushed down the mountain, Zhou Kai gradually calmed down, Gu Han came prepared, this thing is absolutely **** over!

Fortunately, he kept an eye on him, all the external contacts, seeing others blended, and all the money was sent to Qian Jianian. As long as the bunny shut up, Gu Han couldn't help him.

Everyone knows his relationship with Wu Jianian, but what about that? As long as Wu Jianian does not identify, he is still the innocent Zhou family!

Between the thought of the chess piece and the abandoned son, Zhou Kai's dark eyes calmed down, and suddenly he placed Wu Jiaqing on the sofa, and smoothed his neckline wrinkles with his fingers.

"Jia Nian, do you know how to do the next thing?" Zhou Kaiju looked down at him like an object.

Wu Jianian didn't turn for a moment, nodded again and again, "I know, I know, I'll give them a sealing fee and tell them to shut up."

"Well!" Zhou Kai smiled. "I think I should give you a seal fee."

Wu Jianian's eyelids jumped, terrified, "No, no, no, it's me stupid, I messed up your plan, I deserve it, I can't take your money."

Zhou Kai didn't speak, and his fingers lightly brushed his neck, finally fell on his shoulder, and re-patted twice, "Jia Nian, whose plan are you talking about? How can I not understand?"

"Large, big, little ..." Wu Jianian's pale lips couldn't make a complete voice.

Zhou Kai calmly sat beside him again, lit a cigarette and took a deep breath, hiding his entire face behind the gray-purple smoke. "Good year, we have known each other for more than 20 years. I have great respect for your mother. Your sister is my sister. Isn't it? "

Wu Jianian's heart was like a mirror, and Gu Han would greet them so carefully and thoughtfully that he would not give up.

Zhou Kai is about to abandon the car and protect him and throw him out as cannon fodder.

The sentence just now is not so much a memory threat, but a threat of nakedness. His whole family is in Zhou Kai's hands and has no way to go.

Zhou Kai killed the uncle and second brother of the Zhou family with his own hands. Even the death of his dad is a mystery. Such an unscrupulous and impertinent person, Wu Jianian did not dare to bet his family's life.

"The thing about Shangfeng Junjing ..." He nodded like a fate, "I did it all by myself, and I also do real estate business, and no one who does real estate is not jealous of Gu Han. I just want to, I just want to Give him some color. "

After Wu Jianian spoke, he turned his head to see Zhou Kai recording the satisfactory content, and closed the recording. "Young and big, I'll take care of you at home. For the sake of our more than 20 years of understanding, please take care of it."

Zhou Kai can't do anything else, but he can still do it. "Rest assured, it's not a big deal for you to commit this. I won't treat you badly whether you go in or out."

He took out a cigarette and handed it to Wu Jianian, "You are inside. My name is Liang Kexin and I will keep you alive. If you come out, I will ask her to be your wife."

Wu Jianian smiled weakly and realized that he was a evil dog of Zhou Kai and Liang Kexin was a cheap cat of Zhou Kai. Perhaps in the eyes of the owner, they are really worthy!

Things really happened as Zhou Kai expected. After the national live broadcast repatriation signing, Gu Han began to fight back.

Starting from the inside, Wu Jianian was easily prosecuted, and he and Changhengxin Real Estate Co. were brought to court together with charges of bribery, theft of trade secrets, and unfair competition.

In fact, Gu Han was much more pragmatic than Zhou Kai imagined. He never thought that he could kill Zhou Kai with one blow. He just wanted to kill Wu Jianian first!

In the last life, Wu Jianian took the opportunity to seize the market. When Gu Han was in debt, Changhengxin bought many high-quality projects at a low price and delayed payment three or five times. Gu Han personally came to discuss being teased and mocked.

On the second day, Liang Kexin was completely blocked by the entertainment industry of Guo Feijia Holdings. The new drama was divested, and endorsements were cancelled. Resources that were easy to reach were like cooked ducks flying away one by one. In the end, the company terminated her contract, and her acting career so far.

However, what surprised her was Zhou Kai's attitude. After turning a blind eye, she was asked to bring a contract to protect her food and clothing, and let her wait until Wu Jianian was released from prison to get married.

Falling from the cloud, Liang Kexin, who had no long objects, laughed at himself and signed the contract.

She made beautiful tools for Zhou Kai for the benefit of money, and ended up empty-handed. Now, to marry the person she despises most for money, she has become a joke in her life.

The dust settled down, Gu Han's work rhythm slowed down, and sometimes I would go home from work in the afternoon, and me and the young quail.

Pei Xian feels that today is his brilliant Zodiac!

In the evening, Pei Xian suddenly took a bubble bath, hurried to Gu Han's bedroom, tossed herself, and filled herself with a jar full of terrible bubbles.

Gu Han now has a heart like a steel bar. He can stand up to all kinds of strange situations. Taishan collapses in the same color, and he continues to read while wearing glasses.

Suddenly, there was a gurgling noise in the quiet bathroom, followed by the sound of Pei Xian killing a pig.

Gu Han almost scared urine, ran to the bathroom barefoot, opened the door and saw Pei Xian full of tenderness and affection, opened his eyes and discharged at him.

"You're going to scare me! I thought you got an electric shock!" He grumbled as he felt his rapidly undulating chest.

Pei Xian ignored him and suddenly felt like dancing a Broadway thigh dance. He lifted a wet leg high from the bathtub. "Husband, just now, I've finished differentiation!"

"What the hell? What do you want to divide?" Gu Han looked at the big white legs dangling in front of her eyes, dizziness, palpitation, shortness of breath, and needed to drink an urgent syrup.

Pei Xian turned around and sat in the bathtub. Two smooth legs dangling from the bubble hung outside the bathtub, shaking.

"Husband, have you forgotten? Today is my day to divide the male and female." Pei Xian looked surprised, and angrily raised his cheeks. "I am now a beautiful female mermaid baby."

Gu Han was expressionless, hesitated twice, and opened the bathroom door and left.

"Get used to you! Baby mermaid? I think you are a catfish doll! Are you still a female? Have you eat a sucker?" He sneered, and lay back on the bed to continue reading.

"what--"

"Slap, crack!"

"It's thin!"

Gu Han heard the crisp sound of meat hitting the tiles, and a spirit jumped up and rushed into the bathroom.

Pei Xian covered his body with a short bath towel, lay on his side on the bathroom floor, took a bubble bath to pour water on the ground, hit the ground with one hand "slap, pop", and screamed while playing!

The steam was steaming in the bathroom, Gu Han took off his glasses, and he held his arms with both hands to watch him sway on the ground. Not to mention, the young quail looked like this ... The legs were not short.

"Husband, please help me quickly. My fish tail has just deteriorated. I can't walk yet." Pei Xian was a bit shy, clutching the towel tightly, his two legs churning together shrank.

Gu Han felt hot on both ends, and touched his nose subconsciously, but fortunately he did not bleed.

"Don't be jealous, let the ground cool down." He reached out to pull the silly fish on the ground.

Pei Xian grabbed his arm and bit his lip and shook his head. "No, it hurts so much. Our mermaid has just differentiated, and we can't walk without our tails. Hold on!"

Gu Han was sighed by the thickness of his amazing face, with such bright bright eyes talking nonsense, there was no psychological barrier at all, it was really awesome!

"Tail? Baby, you sit on the ground until your tail bones are cold." His eyes flashed with sympathy and mental retardation, but he took down the large bath towel and wrapped the quail tightly.

Pei Xian hugged his neck firmly, close to his ears, shy and timid: "My husband, the mermaid who successfully retreats will frantically want to have small fish."

Gu Han threw his pajamas on his face. "You haven't even reached the age of legal marriage, you can only have a fart now."

Pei Xian: "..."

This husband, shark off without going through the program! !! Must shark off! !!

Gu Han picked up a dry towel and wiped his head like a shoe brush. He played with him for a moment, and teased him, "What kind of fish are you?"

"Colorful angelfish!" Pei Xian cut it off, picked up the phone with one hand, and showed him the photo he had prepared earlier. "Do you think I am pretty? Isn't it beautiful and feminine?"

Gu Han leaned over to look at his original form and muttered, "Looks like a discus ..."

"Mr. Gu, you won't even have a discus from today!" Pei Xian changed his pajamas and turned to get out of bed.

Gu Han laughed, couldn't he keep playing? Are you out of breath? Is it finally time to walk upright?

Who knows, Pei Xian got out of bed and "snapped" and lay on the carpet, twirling his legs, crossing the line of fire and slowly crawling towards the door.

Gu Han was scared to doubt life, and quickly followed, "No, envy, what's wrong with you? Why won't you leave?"

"Our mermaid is a creature that is held high by her husband and never walks." Pei Xian crawled forward and choked, "Maybe I'm an ugly mermaid. I don't deserve the love of my husband, but only myself. Crawl on the ground. "

Gu Han picked him up and put it back on the bed. A pair of warm and dry hands touched his two legs across his pajamas. "Envy you don't scare me, our legs are good!"

"The mermaid's legs are decorations, which are useless." Pei Xian hugged his head and kissed him, "I knew you couldn't bear to let me crawl."

Gu Han felt a bit wrong, looked at Pei Xian up and down, and suddenly remembered that he heard a clear impact sound before entering the bathroom for the first time, wouldn't it really hit him?

"Envy, who am I?" He swayed Pei Xian's shoulders.

The light flashed in the eyes, and Pei Xian smiled, "Mr. Gu, my husband."

"So ... who are you?" Gu Han touched his head carefully with both hands.

Pei Xian hugged his arm and grabbed the ancestral ham. "I am an orange-spotted colorful angelfish. I am nineteen years old this year. I am a newly differentiated female. I am very, very eager to have small fish."

"..."

Gu Han quickly climbed into bed, hugged the little quail and closed the lamp cover in one go.

Go to bed, go to bed, wait until you wake up and everything will be fine.

Pei Xian was so tricky that he closed his eyes and turned his lips up, he did not resist, he didn't say anything, he quietly hugged Gu Han and slept.

The next morning, Gu Han woke up in a nightmare, and the bedside electronic clock showed just six o'clock.

He rubbed his face to cheer his drowsy head, and turned around to see the little quail holding his small head in his hands, looking at him seriously.

"What are you doing?" Gu Han was startled.

Pei Xian darted into his arms and said in a low voice, "My husband, I'm going to pee, we mermaids won't go. I'll wait for you to wake up and hold me."

Gu Han: It's over, my envy is broken! !!