The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn’t Pamper Me

To be Gu Han's father, Lei Hai felt that IQ quickly shifted to second gear, reducing the distance of one species.

With a look of disgust, he stepped back two steps, and by the way retracted his feet, blocking the distinctive white socks.

Gu Han also knew that he was so scared that he scared the old man and looked back, and quickly explained, "It's not Dad ... it's Uncle Lei! Hello, I'm Gu Han, Pei Xian's boyfriend."

He was very self-aware, did not dare shake hands, bowed to Lei Hai in situ, probably in a suit that was too large, and in a well-fitting suit, two rows of dozens of pins rose one after another, and the bunge started dancing.

Gu Han's expression toward Lei Hai was an incredible one, with tears in his smile, pain and despair, and colorful!

Did you see the expression of Laozhangren? I'm not dead yet! Whose body did you say goodbye to? !!

Lei Hai rolled his eyes with anger, thinking that his son must trick Gu Han into bed, no! It was a request for marriage proposal, and I could only swallow it.

"Sit down and talk." He scanned Gu Han's face with a murderous look.

Both of them have hidden secrets, and the hidden needs of the tea table are hunger and thirst. They launch a teleportation Dafa face to face, and fly to the seat to sit down.

In the heavy air, incredible eyes hit one another!

Lei Hai, you have long legs!

Gu Han's father is really old and strong!

Lei Hai unbuttoned his suit, pretended to arrange his cuffs, and described the first point of confronting his daughter-in-law. He unexpectedly asked him to introduce himself briefly.

Generally speaking, when it comes to meeting parents, the family has more or less learned from the children's mouth and has a basic understanding of the background of the daughter-in-law.

Not to mention Lei Hai, Gu Han has long been chopped up to leave no pants left.

However, love is blind. In the eyes of lovers, Shih Tzu dogs can become Shih Tzu. Be sure to let the other party show the truest side under pressure in order to observe moral knowledge.

"You, introduce yourself first, be short." Lei Hai quietly put down his cuffs, tone like interviewer.

It is worthy to be the boss, who only cares about the results, and the communication skills of the dads will not appear in his mind at all.

"Ah ????" Gu Han paused.

Since he was an adult, he has only been introduced by others like him. He has never introduced himself to others and has been tidy up all of a sudden.

Lei Hai was so proud that Youyou drank a cup of tea and turned her head to admire the rising and falling Xue Hongmei.

While he wasn't paying attention, Gu Han opened his blazer and searched in the entrained ocean, and finally found a similar hint.

If the elders ask you for basic information, you can report the birth date and eight characters first, so that the other party can consider the relatives, and then simply introduce the family and work situation.

The moment Lei Hai turned around, Gu Han quickly closed his placket, sat upright, with a modest smile on his face, "Uncle Lei, I am a thirty-two rabbit this year, born on the ninth day of the sixth lunar calendar."

Lei Hai almost sipped a cup of tea, and Kankan stared stably. "What's wrong, I still want to tell you a fortune?"

"No, no, no! You are not a monk, I know, I know!" Gu Han waved his hands in a hurry, how to forget this mine!

He immediately went on to say, "My family is just my mother and me. It is relatively simple. I now manage the group companies in my family. There are mainly three subsidiaries. The main business is real estate. The side business is insurance and pensions. My personal assets are around 50 billion . "

Lei Hai nodded, it was okay, even if he was poor, he didn't make up for his own worth.

No way, his cabbage has to go to the countryside to send warmth and help the poor, and it can only be cheaper for the poor boy!

"Well, how do you and my baby know each other?" He lowered his head, raised his tie under the tea table, and read the silver handwriting.

It's over, it's over! Gu Han was so sweaty that he had to spit out, so there is no need to read the cheat sheet. This is a proposition!

Can I **** tell the old man, is your son the battery I bought for 30 million?

Still tell him, I have greened my nephew, and took my nephew, my son-in-law, directly from your son?

Either way, I have to be killed eighteen times on the spot!

When Lei Hai saw him nervous, his eyelids jumped slowly and asked "how? I can't remember so soon?"

"How come, we are friends ... introduced." Gu Han smiled awkwardly, squeezing out from the teeth.

Lei Hai seemed to be dissatisfied with his vague answer. He suddenly lifted Erlang's legs in a domineering position, exposing socks with black patterns on white background, put on reading glasses, and carefully search for some hints.

As mentioned above, the young people's understanding process, if they are unwilling to say more, parents are better not to ask too much, no matter how you know, walking to the marriage is already a positive result.

Well, although Dad Lei really cares, but the surgery industry has a specialization, it is right to listen to experts.

Gu Han's cold sweat slipped along the horns. If Lei Hai asked one more friend, which one was introduced? Does he mean Zhou Kai? Or not to say Zhou Kai?

Or maybe you have to die?

Why am I such a good man?

Lei Hai is old, his legs and feet are not very obedient, and the problem on the side of the socks requires his legs to be raised to be fully visible.

He chopped the tea table hard, his fingers trembled like power, and then the power of his upper body lifted his calf, stumbled and thought, "You ... do you know how much you envy?"

Gu Han was stunned. The old man was flushed with blushing, and the back of his hands was exposed with blue tendons. Looking at his upper body, he thought he was sitting on the toilet and trying to fight constipation.

He felt the need to be concerned about what to do in case of illness. "That ... Uncle Lei, are you okay?"

"It's okay ... you answer the question!" Lei Hai gnawed his neck and replied.

"Oh ..." Gu Han falsely whispered, while raising Erlang's legs, his hands continued to lift his trousers until he saw the tip of the top note.

If your elder asks you what you know about your boyfriend, be careful not to answer what you know, the situation of the other person's family. Instead, talk about it from your boyfriend, focusing on his interests and hobbies, and highlighting his and his life. Degree of synergy.

Great! This is a sub-question!

Before waiting for him to show his dog food in full swing, Lei Hai came out prominently.

Ding!

"Caring for Villain IQ System" Task Tips

The host received a kiss of "Envy", which was not redeemed within the specified time ...

Gu Han thought to himself, your uncle! Is my life at stake without seeing me? What trouble is it?

I don't change!

This system will automatically exchange the task reminder for you. Please praise the "camel washer" with no less than four crosses in front of the envious dad. System test. After the task is completed, the host's brain residual level reaches the full value. The active task will be successfully completed and 10 units of system energy will be obtained.

I do a fart task! roll!

This system warns that if the host refuses to complete the task, the brain residual value will be cleared! Clear countdown 10, 9, 8 ...

stop!

Lying down! I'm pretty convinced. I won't stop unless you kill me.

I regret it now, very sorry ...

Gu Han covered his face with both hands, wanting to hit his head on the tea table.

After Lei Hai struggled with Lao Han's legs, he looked up and saw that Gu Han was itching all over. He lowered his head with his hands and scrambled on his legs, scratched his face and was shocked. He was lying on the tea table as if he had terminal illness.

With a disgusted look, he hid back, "What are you ... what are you doing?"

Gu Han looked up from the desperate hell, summoned the courage to look at Lei Hai, and swallowed his mouth. "Although he doesn't speculate in stocks, he has an idol called 'Camel Washer'. Uncle Lei, do you know? Camelman is the embodiment of wisdom and courage. He is invincible and invincible in the stock market. He has a low-key and mysterious desire, has a calm mind and agile thinking, and is a broken arm Wiener in the stock market! "

Lei Hai "Ah ????"

Your mother-in-law praises your son's idol. You know that your son's idol is actually your son, but your mother-in-law does not know that your son's idol is your son. What should I do?

Oh shit! This question is too difficult, right? ?

Lei Hai collapsed, pulled out his cuffs, no answer, opened his tie, no solution!

He looked down at the old cold leg that had just been cramped, glanced desperately at Gu Han, and reached out his hand to his knees directly, gritted his teeth and raised his trouser legs to find the last straw for life!

No solution……

Lei Hai's heart was like facing the limit of the daily limit. He held it for ten seconds and said, "You're right!"

"Camel washer" is his son, his son is "camel washer", what else can he say?

"Ha ????" Gu Han almost fainted.

No ... this is all right? Uncle Lei, you wake up, have you been kidnapped?

Are you both father and son fans of camel washers? Can such **** luck make me run into it?

At this moment, Lei Hai's cramp just now had another cramp in his calf and it was fierce. He stung for a long time without any effect.

Seeing that the calf muscles were rigid, contracted and stiff, the pain was unbearable, and the ankle joints were also stiff and unable to twist.

Lei Hai was embarrassed and anxious, and soon a cold sweat rose on his forehead, and his brows frowned.

No matter how dull Gu Han was, she also noticed something wrong. "Uncle Lei, what's wrong with you?"

He quickly got up and walked to Lei Hai, and saw the old man flexing his right leg, resting on the knee of his left leg in parallel, stubbornly covering his ankle in place, looking cramped.

Gu Han thought to myself, I'll go! Are you okay practicing yoga under the tea table? How old are you, and are you still so dead?

"Uncle Lei, you're cramped! Don't worry, I'll just pull you!" He leaned over and wanted to turn the old man out of his seat. No one knew that a row of pins "bleeded" next to his chest to bleed.

Gu Han was anxious to free Lao Zhangren from yoga, quickly took off his suit jacket, and casually put it on the table.

Where would Lei Hai dare let him help twist his ankle? That's all cheats! !!

He covered his feet, fiercely, "don't care! I'll be fine for a while!"

Gu Han saw that he was holding his feet, like a three-inch golden lotus, and was very puzzled.

Although the cramps are not a big deal, they are especially uncomfortable. They take a long time and have a lot of strength, and they will continue to be repeated later. You can't ignore such a big age.

"Uncle Lei, don't be afraid, I'll just pull it for you!" As Gu Han ran over his body, forcibly attacked his ankle, stretched his hands in his hands.

Haha! Come on man, it'll be all right ... eh? what is this?

"How to tell if the content of the daughter-in-law's speech is true or false ..." Gu Han's hand froze. It turned out that the white socks were not a pattern but a cheat?

Huh! Dad, you are really a stylish dad. When you are a monk, practice yoga, and make cheats, you live a good life!

Gu Han's surprised eyes slowly and slowly crawled to Lei Hai's face, with a hint of unspeakable joy.

Lei Gong, who is standing in the market, is like a cunning old man with a shell removed, silently retracting his foot that stopped cramping, and twisted his face calmly.

Suddenly he found Gu Han's suit on the table, densely lined with a row of small notes on both sides, and the words "Tame the Lao Zhang Ren Bao" and "The Law of Capturing the Lao Zhang Ren" were clearly visible!

"Cough, cough!" Lei Hai pinched Gu Han's suit as if pinching something dirty, turned his head and shook in front of him, and the note rubbed with a rustling sound.

Gu Han immediately persuaded, his eyes meek and respectful.

Neither of them wanted to talk, only their eyes accidentally collided together in the awkward air, writing full of exhaustion and bitterness.

In this way, they suddenly had some sympathy for each other.

Lei Hai and Gu Han used almost the same actions to support their temples, unwilling to face the terrible reality.

Both are big-headed men in this industry. The project unit in their hands is measured in billions. At this time, after a meal of chickens, they are full of chicken feathers.

Perhaps there is a positive correlation between skin and age. In the end, Lei Hai broke the choke. "Gu Han, I'm not afraid to tell you the truth. If I had to envy you to persuade you to sleep with him, I would not have become today. This looks. "

Gu Han "..."

day! I knew it was the trap of the little pervert!

"Uncle Lei, don't be fooled, envy he just wants to get into the house first, but we aren't married yet." Gu Han thought with his toes, and they all knew that Pei Xian, the little fairy, had pushed Dad to Liangshan just to make a little yellow fantasy.

When Lei Hai heard these words, he was not happy. What does it mean to just want to sleep with you? You are so old and poor that you can see a face all over you, what do you envy at home without sleeping?

He lifted his eyelid and smiled coldly. "I think it's not a bad thing to sleep."

Gu Han turned into a black question mark emoji, "No, Uncle Lei, we are not married yet ..."

"Yes, yes! You reminded me!" Lei Hai finally remembered that the core of sleeping was marriage.

Gu Han held her heart about to jump out of her heart, trembling with fear, thinking he would give up.

Are you kidding? Who has seen the father and son go to bed together? Don't you say it's shameful to go out? I'm a serious child!

Lei Hai finally remembered what he was doing, patted his hands on the table, and said without a doubt, "then get married first, and go to bed right away!"

"..." Gu Han was about to collapse. "Uncle Lei, envy is only nineteen, and he has not yet reached the legal age for marriage!"

"Oh ..." Lei Hai thought for a while, calmly answered, "It's also simple, you set the wine first, then sleep, and finally get a certificate! I have never seen anyone who is so young and sleeps so hard !!!"

He is now a salty fish dad who has given up his ideals and dignity. He has only one goal to realize the baby's envy!

For his little cute wish, he can betray his soul to the devil, no, he has betrayed him!

Gu Han "..."

I, Gu Han, thirty-two years old, is the president of the Gu Group, with a net worth of 50 billion yuan.

And my elder husband is now pressing me to accompany his son who has not reached the legal marriage age to sleep ...