The Villainess is Three and a Half Years Old

"I, what I want to tell is the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl." He was too nervous, stammering and barely forming a sentence.

Ye Ya was beside him, banging on the bamboo board to accompany her, and she said, "Hey, we've never heard of this story."

?

That accent is just wrong!

Shen Ran didn't think about it, and continued: "Once upon a time...there was a man named Niulang, he had been living with his brother and sister-in-law, but when his sister-in-law abused him, he took the old cow out to live. One day, the old cow said He There are fairies going down to earth, let the Cowherd go to meet the fairies, as long as the fairies are left until dawn, the fairies will not be able to go to the sky."

The more he spoke, the more articulate he became, and when he was talking about the high tide, the sound of the bamboo board stopped abruptly.

Ye Ya tilted her head and looked puzzled: "Cow can talk?"

Shen Ran nodded: "I will."

Ye Ya pinched her nose and began to learn: "Is that what the cow said by moo-moo?"

This question stopped Shen Ran, lowered his eyes and said uncertainly, "Maybe..."

Ye Ya: "Then the Cowherd can understand the meaning of Moo?"

"…"

The air freezes.

The sound of the bamboo board sounded again: "It's okay, you continue to talk, we will continue to listen."

Shen Ran breathed a sigh of relief, "Okay, let's continue." He didn't realize that his Mandarin was being misled, "So Niulang went to the river to watch the fairies bathe, and he fell in love with the youngest and most beautiful fairies."

clatter.

The bamboo board fell to a crisp node, and the sound stopped again.

Shen then stiffened his back and looked at Ye Ya with trepidation: "What's wrong?"

Ye Ya had a small face and looked unhappy: "Why does the cowherd want to see the fairy take a bath?" Ye Ya asked, "Fairy bathing is not allowed for mortals to see! Mom said that when Ya Ya is washing the little leaves, father can't see it, other males can't see it. You can't even see it!"

What are small leaves?

What is the male plant?

The strange words that jumped out of her mouth one after another confused Shen Ran.

Ye Ya is so angry that she is a little leaf who lives in the soil. She has to turn the soil occasionally. Turning the soil will make her body dirty. At this time, her mother will clean the dirty little leaves for her and teach her not to let the males see it. The body, unless there are special circumstances such as injuries, not even the father.

"We know why my sister-in-law drove him away."

Shen Ran, who was successfully brought into Ye Ya's logic chain, asked, "Why?"

Ye Ya said firmly: "He must have peeked at my sister-in-law taking a bath!"

"...?"

Ye Yazui pouted: "Sister-in-law is not happy to be peeped, but she is too embarrassed to tell her brother, for fear of affecting their feelings. Sister-in-law also feels that Niulang, a mature adult, is too lazy to live by them, so she abuses Niulang. I want him to leave so he doesn't watch himself take a shower."

It must be so.

My sister-in-law is so pitiful.

Ye Ya sighed, the bamboo board was not as active as before.

Shen Ran forgot to blink, thinking dully about the meaning of her words, and pondering it carefully seemed to make some sense.

Even if it makes sense, the story has to be told.

"Then the Cowherd took the little fairy's clothes. After dawn, the little fairy without clothes stayed in the mortal world and lived happily with the Cowherd."

"Then the fairy can't go home, mother will be sad." Ye Ya lowered her arms and drooped her head. She stood silently on the spot, and her figure showed a bit of loneliness.

"Buddha..."

She must be crying.

Shen Ran couldn't help feeling flustered, lowered her head and hurriedly hugged Ye Ya's head and put it on her chest, "Ya Ya don't cry, I won't tell the story of the Cowherd, I won't tell."

"How can Cowherd make the fairy unable to go home—!" Ye Ya was so sad that she couldn't help herself, "Mom will miss the little fairy! The little fairy will miss her mother too! How can Cowherd and Cowherd be so excessive." Ye Ya The more she talked, the more sad she became, the more she thought about it, the more sad she became. She couldn't hold back her tears.

This behavior shocked Shen Ran and Teacher Li on the side to forget to comfort them.

Bamboo board is still, can it be used like this?

When the atmosphere was silent, a sharp voice came from the seat, and Xia Qing ignored her mother's obstruction and jumped up to accuse: "Shen Ran, you hurt Ya Ya to cry! You are a bad person!"

"I'm not..." Shen Ran was aggrieved and wept, "I didn't..."

"Yaya, don't cry~" Children are creatures who are easily moved by emotions. Looking at the little girl who was crying because of the true feelings of the story, Xia Qing's nose was sore, and she burst into tears, "You hurt Yaya and cry—Niu Lang is so bad... wow!"

The little girl sitting in front was so frightened by the voice that her hands trembled, and all the Mimi shrimp sticks she had just taken apart fell to the ground.

She stared blankly at the scattered shrimp sticks, her brain was emptied for a few seconds, and then her mouth glanced, the lacrimal glands opened, and tears poured out: "My Mimi - fell out, woohoo!"

One cried.

Both cried.

Three or four cried together.

There were still four or five children left who felt that it was inappropriate not to cry, so there was no reason to cry out with the large army.

There were constant cries in the carriage, and the parents were anxious to coax their children to listen to "The Cowherd and Weaver Girl" when they had time. Mr. Li had never seen such a grand event in his career for many years. Let the children give birth to fighting spirit, it is bound to change the loudspeaker with crying.

The chaos in front of her made Ye Ya walk out of her grief. She choked twice, staring blankly at the small crying faces, rubbing her sour face with the red silk square well, and calmly took the allegro and returned to Ye Qinghe.

"Brother, why are they crying?" Ye Ya's big red eyes were filled with confusion and confusion about the situation in front of her.

Ye Qinghe: "…"

Ye Ya drilled into it sideways, climbed up on the chair with hands and feet, took out the water bottle from the small schoolbag, and sucked it up while biting on the straw. I cried and talked for a long time just now, and my throat was already dry.

The water is so delicious...

She loves drinking water...

After replenishing the water, Ye Ya covered the water cover with satisfaction, climbed to Ye Qinghe to find a comfortable position, covered her ears and fell asleep.

An hour later, the bus arrived at the destination.

When Mr. Li found Mr. Liu, his face was white, "When you come back, don't let Ye Yaya from your class ride in our car."

Teacher Liu looked bewildered.

Could it be that their Ban Ye Ya Ya organized a funeral in someone else's car?

Mr. Liu thought for a long time and couldn't figure it out, so he turned around to organize activities.

****

The place where they came is called Xiaoyang River, with lush trees and gurgling streams. There is a built hill not far away, standing on it, you can overlook all the scenery of Xiaoyang River. The teacher called everyone to go there and prepare to climb up to take a group photo.

Ye Ya obediently squatted beside Ye Qinghe and chatted with the grass on the ground. When she was vigorous, she suddenly heard a cold voice beside her: "Can you climb?"

Ye Ya heard the sound and raised her head.

Shen Zhou looked at Ye Qinghe: "If it doesn't work, let's change it. I'll take Ya Ya up the mountain, and you can take care of Shen Ran for me."

Taipan's group activity is to go to the woods to pick wild fruits, which is easier for Ye Qinghe, who suffers from heart disease.

Ye Ya, who heard their conversation, stood up, hugged Ye Qinghe's thigh, and said softly, "Ya Ya won't go anywhere, Ye Ya will follow my brother."

She knew that her brother was ill and was unwilling to leave him half a step in this strange place.

Ye Qinghe smiled lightly and patted her head: "Then brother, go and tell the teacher, we are not going up the mountain."

She nodded.

Ye Qinghe quickly explained the reason to Mr. Liu. Mr. Liu did not force it. Once again, he asked the two brothers and sisters to Mr. Li, who was in the big class. Looking at Mr. Li's pale face, she pretended not to see her and took her classmates to climb the mountain.

The grove is leaning against the stream, and the trees are lush and nourished by the mountains and waters.

This forest is not big, and there are road signs in the forest. Parents enter in twos and threes, and they spread out and move freely.

Ye Ya followed her brother in and got separated from Shen Zhou and Xia Qing as soon as they went in. The two of them were not worried that the other would get lost, and they stopped and took pictures along the way.

"Ya Ya, do you want to eat small fruits?" The wild fruits on the roadside are full of grains, and the bright red color looks very appetizing.

When Ye Qinghe was about to pick Ye Ya to taste it, she heard her say, "That's what birds eat."

Ye Qinghe looked over.

"It's all picked, and the birds have nothing to eat."

Thousands of creatures are bred in this mountain and wild, wild fruits are borne by mountain birds; streams are flowing for trees, all things live together, and all things depend on each other, year after year. But there are too many tourists, and most of the small fruits on the roadside are picked clean. If you don't leave some for the birds, the birds will starve.

Ye Qinghe smiled slightly, and pulled up her soft little hand again: "Okay, we won't pick it."

Ye Ya smiled sweetly, turned her head to Guo Zi and said, "Xiao Guo Guo must grow up well."

The fruit leaves swayed, but in the next second, a fat hand reached out and roughly pulled all the fruit on it, rubbed it on the shirt, and stuffed it into his mouth.

He ate in a disorderly manner, and the juice splashed all over his face and body.

Ye Ya timidly stepped back.

"Good grandson slow down, grandma can't keep up." Grandma Liu Zishi shouted after carrying a large bag and a small bag.

"Grandma, hurry up!" Liu Zishi knocked Ye Qinghe away and ran forward.

- It's rude.

Ye Qinghe was dissatisfied, but he didn't care too much, pulling Ya Ya forward without rushing or slow.

Suddenly, the little fat man in front stopped his steps, crouched on the ground and pulled the weeds by the roadside.

[Ah, it hurts, hurts...]

[Little brat, don't beat me! ]

[I'm poisonous! Stuck to death, believe it or not! ]

Ye Ya saw the grass clearly.

About fifty centimeters tall, the grass leaves are pale green with short needle-like hairs growing on the leaves.

The scientific name of this grass is nettle grass. When they lived in the spiritual land, the nettle family was directly opposite the house.

Ye Ya kindly reminded: "This is nettle, don't touch it."

Liu Zishi rolled her eyes at her: "Why don't you let me touch it!"

Ye Ya said: "Poisonous."

Liu Zishi snorted twice, grabbed the leaves of the nettle grass frantically with both hands, and said angrily, "Just touch me, just touch..."

"They will get angry if you do this." Ye Ya discouraged, not agreeing with his behavior, "it will sting people"

The piranha mother had a fight with Aunt Nettle, and she won the fight, but her skin was red and itchy, so that her father treated her with his own leaves.

Liu Zishi is a arrogant child. The arrogant child likes to contradict others. The more people don't let him do what he wants to do. When he tried to pull it out, his hand suddenly itched and tingled. He bared his teeth and scratched and rubbed against the itchy part. It was fine if he didn't scratch it.

The arrogant little fat man was instantly itchy, and burst into tears.

"Grandma, I'm itchy!"

"It tickles me!"

"Oh my dear grandson, how did you get your hands like this?"

Looking at Liu Zishi's weeping face, Ye Ya muttered softly, "They'll be angry if they say so."

The leaves of the nettle grass were scattered on the ground, Ye Qinghe pondered for a moment, and asked softly, "Yaya knows this flower?"

Leafy nodded.

"Did Ya Ya meet you on TV?" Ye Qinghe thought it was strange. With Ye Ya's current vocabulary, she would definitely not know the three words nettle, let alone know the effect of nettle. Even in kindergarten, the teacher would not teach her. these things.

Ye Ya grabbed the shoulder straps of her schoolbag with both hands, and jumped in front of her: "Ya Ya also knows Smelly Artemisia."

Another unfamiliar plant term made Ye Qinghe stunned for a moment, and he couldn't help but ask, "What is Smelly Artemisia?"

Ye Ya stopped in her footsteps, raised her face and smiled like a ghost horse spirit, she covered her mouth with her hands, and whispered: "It grows next to the nettle grass, if you are bullied by the nettle grass, you can use the stinky wormwood, it will not itch La."

Stink wormwood and nettle grass are happy friends, where there is nettle grass, there is smelly wormwood. If you are accidentally stung by nettle grass, you can apply stinky artemisia to the skin to relieve it. If it is not serious, it will consume energy immediately.

Ye Ya had a smug expression: "He bullied Xiaocao and Xiaohua, so Yaya shouldn't tell him the secret."

All the plants in the world are Ye Ya's companions. If her companion is bullied, she must stand by her companion.

Ye Qinghe frowned, stepped forward and pulled Ye Ya to squat down, his eyes pressed tightly, and he said word by word, "Ya Ya, who did you learn this from?"

The serious color in her brother's eyes frightened Ye Ya, her mouth was drooping, and her tone was obviously not as cheerful as before: "Did Ya Ya do something wrong?" She asked cautiously, her eyes full of unease.

Ye Ya's shoelaces loosened. He pulled Ye Ya to sit on his lap, and lowered his head to naturally tie the loose shoelaces. "No, Ya Ya did nothing wrong." He said, "Ya Ya understands a lot, which surprised my brother. "

After receiving Ye Ya for so many days, it was only now that Ye Qinghe figured out that something was wrong.

She doesn't behave like a three-year-old in many ways, she acts, speaks, behaves beyond the age range. Think carefully about which three-year-old would write notes and pinyin; Ziyu's homework at that time should also be written by her...

[There's something else in the leaf bud genes, I'm doing something wrong. ]

Mother's words are vivid.

He looked at Ye Ya with a different kind of inquiry, and finally turned into tenderness, gently twisting the leaves that were scratched on her shoulders, "Ya Ya, you have to hide everything you know, you can't. Let anyone know."

Leaf buds are clones.

Overly prominent behavior will one day attract attention, and any unwanted sight will expose her to danger.

Ye Ya is the younger sister.

He is brother.

The elder brother wants to protect the younger sister, born this way.

Ye Ya nodded as if she didn't understand, and continued walking beside Ye Qinghe in silence.

[Human grass grows on your head! ]

The wild flowers on the roadside can see the four-leaf clover on Ye Ya's head, and greet her with a smile.

[Cubs, why are you ignoring us? ]

[Come pick me pick me...]

Wildflowers and weeds are noisy, and the saplings are happy beside them.

Ye Ya covered her ears and pretended not to hear.

Both of them were tired and hungry after walking this distance.

Ye Qinghe took out his mobile phone and turned on the screen. It was about lunch time. He sent a message to Shen Zhou to gather at the appointed place, picked up Ye Ya and walked out of the woods.

In addition to them, other parents also came down from the mountain to prepare lunch. Both sides of the stream were filled with places. Ye Qinghe looked around and decided to walk forward to find a quiet place. Coincidentally, as soon as they found the location, they met Shen Zhou and Xia Qing's family who also came here.

"Yaya—!" Xia Qing broke away from Mama Xia's hand and ran over, showing her the beautiful stone she picked up, "Look at it, this stone is beautiful, I'll give it to you."

"I, I, I, too!" Not to be outdone, Shen Ran handed over a bright yellow wild flower with a blushing face, "This... This wild flower is as cute as Ya Ya~"

Xia Qing was disdainful: "You mean that Ya Ya has no home like a wild flower."

Ye Ya's eyes widened, "Ya Ya has a home now."

Shen Ran hurriedly denied: "I didn't, I didn't mean it!"

"Yaya, let's ignore him, let's go there to play." Xia Qingfeng was like a hot wheel, pulling Yeya to the edge of the stream to play.

"Qingqing, don't run too far, I'll come back for dinner later!" Before Mama Xia finished shouting, the two children disappeared from sight.

Although there are no dangerous high places in the countryside and there are many people, I am still afraid that the little girls will run far away and not come back. The more Shen Zhou thought about it, the more worried he became. He pushed Shen Ran and asked him to be a flower guardian. Shen Ran also wanted to be with his sister, so he did not refuse, and Le Dian Dian chased after him.

It was noon, and the warm sun made people feel lazy.

Ye Ya squinted at the bright sun in the sky, and after thinking about it, she found a lawn that was well-lit, with her arms spread out into a large font, and she fell face down on it with a clatter.

Xia Qing was taken aback by the side, and after reacting, she asked in confusion, "Yaya, what are you doing?"

The leaf bud, whose face was buried in the grass, had a muffled voice: "The little leaves need to perform photosynthesis."

"what?"

"That way the little leaves will grow faster."

Hearing this, the small leaves on his head swayed, and the green leaves stretched and basked in the sunlight.

System: [Ya'er, the little leaves of your wish do not need to undergo photosynthesis. ]

Even if the system said so, Ye Ya persisted and continued to bask in the sun.

"Well, okay." Xia Qing lay down, "Then I will also perform photosynthesis."

The two children lay motionless on the lawn like salted fish. Just when Ye Ya was about to fall asleep, the sound of rustling footsteps could be heard in their ears, followed by a chill on the back of their necks, and reptiles were squirming on their skin. itch.

She reached out and squeezed it into a soft ball, and the little creature struggled and twisted between her fingers.

Ye Ya sat up and looked-

Yo, it's a caterpillar.

Green and full of short hair, plump and juicy as thick as an adult thumb.

She looked to the left and quietly to the right, her eyes locked on Liu Zishi who was snickering not far away.

Aware of Ye Ya's gaze, Liu Zishi grinned at her, revealing a row of teeth missing several.

Ye blinked, tilted his head, and returned a cute smile.

- This little brother actually gave her a gift.

- It doesn't look that bad either.

Ye Ya sat cross-legged on the ground, her little finger nodded the caterpillar's head, and said softly, "Where's your family?"

"…"

"what's your name?"

"…"

"Let's call it Lulu." Ye Ya took Lulu under a tree and placed it carefully on the trunk, with moist eyes, "Lulu should grow up and become a butterfly~"

The caterpillar wriggled its body and climbed up without looking back.

Ye Ya shook her head and sighed for this brief friendship. She turned around and was about to leave when something fell on her head.

This time it was an extremely rare unicorn.

This unicorn is very large, as big as Ye Ya's palm, with a brown body, and a double-forked horn on the top of its head. As a young four-leaf clover, Leaf Bud is naturally interested in all kinds of insects.

Among them, the unicorn is her favorite.

She held the unicorn with both hands tenderly, her black grape-like pupils reflected the lustrous shell of the unicorn, she dared not speak, did not dare to let out the air, for fear of disturbing this beautiful big bug.

Ye Ya's small hands slowly closed, and she grabbed the Unicorn and ran towards Xia Qing.

"Sister Qingqing!"

"Sister Qingqing, let me show you a baby!"

Xia Qing slowly got up from the ground and stretched out, and just halfway through her yawn, the big insect on Ye Ya's hand suddenly came into view. Xia Qing's heart skipped a beat, and she was sobered up by the worm.

"Ah ah ah! Don't come here!" She couldn't care about anything else, she struggled and ran to where her mother was.

Ye Ya held the Unicorn Fairy high and smiled like a little sun: "It's beautiful! Sister Xia Qing, I'll give it to you!"

"mother-!"

"Sister Qingqing, look, I found a very big unicorn!"

"Mom help—!"

Xia Qing was so frightened that she burst into tears, and the terrified tears blurred her vision.

The two staggered a few steps and fell to the ground together.

Xia Qing is above.

Shen Ran is down.

Mouth to mouth, kissing straight.

Ye Ya, who was chasing after him, looked at this person and then at that person, and slowly protected the baby Unicorn in the palm of his hand.

"You two kiss." Ye Ya honestly said the current situation.

The two got up quickly, and no one responded when they faced each other.

"Kiss, you'll get pregnant." Ye Ya said the knowledge she knew in her stomach again.

The two were stunned for a second. Just when Xia Qing was about to cry, Ye Ya said slowly in her sweet and sweet voice, "Brother Shen Ran, you are pregnant with a baby."

Hearing this, Shen Ran's eyes widened.

The tears that had just poured into Xia Qing's eyes immediately retreated, and Ye Ya looked at Shen Ran together.

"I-I'm pregnant with a baby?"

"Yeah!" Ye Ya nodded seriously, with a serious expression, "Mom said that kissing will get pregnant. If you kiss Sister Xia Qing, you will have a baby."

Shen Ran was stunned.

Pregnancy is definitely not something that normal five-year-old children can bear and accept.

It took his brain thirty seconds to digest and understand this matter.

But…

Can't understand.

Can't digest it either.

Shen Ran's nose was sour, and her voice was choked: "No... I don't want to have a baby, I don't want to have a baby!"

Shen Ran was anxious and angry, and while crying, she sat on the ground and kicked her legs.

He cried so quickly that he choked on his throat with saliva accidentally, lowered his head and coughed several times, and finally cried until he retched out.

Ye Ya pondered for a moment, and firmly thought: "This is morning sickness."

The four-leaf clover father said that when her mother was pregnant with her, she had severe morning sickness and was still very emotional.

Now Shen Ran is vomiting, and his emotions are also great.

Then there must be a baby in the belly.