The Villain’s Face Slapping Counterattack

Zhou Xu slowly got up from the bed, not that he didn't want to be fast, he couldn't be too fast, and his backache would hurt. He felt that he could get up at the moment, and he was going to be dead the next day, then It’s just too unhuman to get up and lead the tribes to fight.

Yan He has actually woken up, when someone came to report the Hexi tribe.

Speaking of it, the tribes already know the relationship between the patriarch and Yan He, and there is no objection. Anyway, the choice of the patriarch is never hereditary, so what the patriarch wants to do, then it is better to choose a new patriarch.

Yan He gently held Zhou Xu's waist, so that he had a point to support, but Zhou Xu still looked back at him, Yan He immediately lowered his head and pulled his hand back.

Zhou Xu was speechless, pulled his hand and put it on his waist, and turned to ask the people to report: "How many people are there, now?"

"One thousand three hundred people, and one and a half hours to our territory, they are very strong, because their patriarchs came with all the warriors, this attack led by their patriarch."

Yan He squatted over there, and then the mouth corner finally hooked up, gently pressing Zhou Xu while listening to Zhou Xu how to arrange the troops.

"Very good, are they the right side of the whole road?"

"Yes, patriarch, can we use the last method this time?"

Zhou Xu shook his head. "They are not stupid and will not be pitted twice by the same method. However, we also have our methods."

"The patriarch, what method, hurry up, they will come in an hour and a half."

Zhou Xu looked at the warrior who came to report, very speechless, clearly the head of a meter nine, the same as the head of the cow, but still talking like a child.

In fact, most of the warriors in this world are like this, because their lives are relatively simple, unlike in modern times, there are so many intrigues, even if there is a contradiction between them, it will be solved directly with a frame.

"What are you going to do, I will call Zhou Yang and several doctors."

"Ah? Ok."

The Warrior ran away, and Zhou Xu leaned back, just in the arms of Yan He, looking at Yan He from the bottom up and found that he was still handsome.

Touching his face, Zhou Xu said: "The next time you tap, reduce the number of times."

"it is good."

Soon, the doctors were all called. In fact, Zhou Xu had to go to the medical center at this time, but he really had no strength, but because he had a plan in his heart, he did not care about these few minutes. .

"Due doctors, people from the Hexi people came to grab food, and there were more than 1,300 people."

"Yes, so the patriarch, let the warriors go to meet the enemy." The doctors are also anxious, although the previous patriarch is not a slow personality, but this patriarch is even more calm, really dying of them.

"Don't worry, I will give you a recipe, and you will come to me."

"What is the dosing at this time, even if it is □ □, it is impossible to poison more than a thousand people, patriarch."

"Then it will not be poisoned, and it will be half dead." Zhou Xu smiled a little and was not impatient.

Several doctors have no choice but to look at their calm patriarchs with sorrow. After he writes the formula, he takes the formula to dispense the medicine.

The process of dispensing is not fast. It took nearly 20 minutes to get it. The key is to have a few herbs. They are freshly ground, so they waste a lot of time.

After that, Zhou Xu called a few warriors and then told them a few places. After that, Zhou Xu was lying in the arms of Yan He, because he knew that the Hexi warriors would reach them an hour later. The site, and when they arrive, they will fall together.

In fact, this trick used by Zhou Xu is very toxic, that is, to take medicine in their water, this medicine will still not cause death, but it will make people diarrhea, if there is no antidote, then it will be dehydrated and died.

This medicine was not attacked at that time, but it took about forty or fifty minutes to attack. That is to say, people of Hexi nationality, even if they drank water, would not immediately find that they were poisoned.

Sure enough, an hour later, Zhou Xu did not wait for the Hexi people to commit the news, but waited for the Hexi people to ask for help.

Zhou Xu, who had already rested almost, climbed up from Yan He’s arms and took a look at the waist and decided to go to the Hexi tribes and warriors.

After seeing the patriarch of the Hexi nationality, Zhou Xucai knew that the reason why the Hexi people were so poor and weak was that half of the responsibilities were on his patriarch.

First, partial bias. Many times, I figured out the situation at all. Someone gave him a suggestion. He felt good and went to action immediately. Even the most basic preparations would not be done.

Second, there is courage and ingenuity.

This is combined with the first point to directly transform the Hexi people from a powerful tribe to a tribe that is not enough to eat.

Looking at the fat-headed Hexi tribe, Zhou Xu also understood that the Hexi people's meat probably let the patriarch give it.

The Hexi tribes negotiated with Zhou Xu on their stomachs, and Zhou Xu had only one sentence: "The Hedong people merged with the Hexi people. You and all the elders of your family committed suicide, otherwise the life of more than a thousand warriors will be gone."

At the same time, there were more than a dozen Hexi warriors. When they heard Zhou Xu’s words, they would be worried on the spot. As a result, Zhou Xu smiled and gave them a sentence: “Either die a dozen or die one. More than a thousand, you choose."

The dozens of Hexi warriors suddenly saw a glimpse, because they found that they were not angry with their patriarchs, but felt that they were insulted.

However, in this case, Zhou Xu certainly insulted them, and he even qualified to kill all of them on the spot.

In the end, a dozen warriors retreated, and the Hexi clan mused and said, "I can't die."

Zhou Xu leaned back behind his chair, and put a hand on the arm of the chair. It looked a little careless, but it showed a fascinating momentum. He looked at the dozen warriors behind the clan and smiled coldly. : "You heard it."

The warriors behind him certainly heard it. The reason why they didn’t say anything was because they couldn’t believe it. If the more than a thousand warriors were gone, their Hexi people would be completely finished, and the patriarchs would be gone. They could choose again.

All eyes are disappointed, Zhou Xu guessed that these warriors did not seem to support their patriarch, or that they had been dissatisfied with this patriarch for a long time.

Just so carelessly doing the chair, Zhou Xu did not say anything, but he always likes to watch the movie.

"The patriarch! That is our more than a thousand brothers!" A warrior whispered, but after the smashing, Zhou Xu found that the warriors' eyes were red.

"But I am a patriarch, I can't die."

"So **** our more than a thousand brothers?" Another warrior looked angry at the patriarch.

"How about that, I am your patriarch, you must listen to me."

"If there are none of the thousand warriors, our tribes are gone, and there are any patriarchs. For our tribe, the patriarch asks you to commit suicide!" This is the words of the tallest warrior around the patriarch, who is also the Hexi warrior. Head, the basic and Yan He's reputation in the Hedong people is similar.

After he finished speaking, the rest of the warriors stunned, but then the other warriors followed.

"The patriarch, if you don't commit suicide, then for the thousand brothers, I will do it, even if I will be burned, I will."

"Do you want to make a rebellion?"

"We didn't want to make a fuss, it was you who forced us."

"Hey, you must want me to die, then be your patriarch, hahaha, don't be stupid, the rest of the warriors I have to let the time into the tube, and even if you go back, you can't be a patriarch."

The words of the obese Hexi patriarch finally made his warrior angry. He gave his tribal warrior to a monster without feet?

"If that's the case, then don't blame me."

The strongest warrior around the Hexi patriarch finally took out his knife and aimed at his patriarch.

Blood splattered, Zhou Xu was sitting across the table, and some of the spurted blood fell on Zhou Xu's face.

Zhou Xu pulled over Yan He’s sleeve and rubbed it directly. Yan He looked at Zhou Xu and then wiped Zhou Xu again with the sleeve on the other side.

After there was no blood stain on his face, Zhou Xu stood up and suddenly smashed the warriors.

The Warriors took a step back in surprise and only listened to Zhou Xu in a very sincere and earnest tone: "I don't have a joke about what I want to merge with you. You are a tribal warrior and brave. Our tribal technology is more advanced than you. The world There are still many tribes, and we may also encounter natural disasters. If it is true, the more powerful the tribes, the better. Your patriarchs are now dead, then I will not pursue those elders, and of course they will let you go. Brother. But the merger, please also seriously consider it."

The warrior who killed the patriarch had not spoken. Suddenly he slammed down and put his hands on the ground. That was the posture of the Hexi people when they expressed their surrender.

"I agree to merge, regardless of the opinions of others, I am willing to leave it for you."

After he finished speaking, the other warriors followed him. No one felt that the merger was their loss. On the contrary, those who had been captured by the Hedong people might think that they were taking advantage of it.

"In this case, I will give you the antidote."

Zhou Xu is very generous. It is not that he does not doubt the loyalty of these people, but that he understands that in order to gain the loyalty of some people, he must first pay his own trust.

In fact, Zhou Xu did not make a mistake. He gave the antidote to the dozen warriors, and the dozens of warriors conquered the hearts of the more than a thousand warriors.

Occasionally one or two resolutely support the original patriarchs, they were also killed on the spot, this is not what they want to kill, just as Zhou Xu is against them, they also have to show their performance to Zhou Xu.

This evening, Zhou Xu held a grand welcoming banquet. The Hexi warriors who had not eaten for a long time finally knew what it means to be "full of food and clothing."

Zhou Xu also announced on the spot that all Hexi warriors are like their brothers and sisters and need to be treated equally.

On the evening of the same day, Zhou Xuzheng was thinking about why he was still not dead. Then he received the news that Yan Shijin led the remaining warriors of the Hexi people, as well as women, the elderly, and children, and together they killed the Hedong nationality.

Zhou Xu was going to be laughed when he was shackled, leading the old women to fight. Is he stupid?

In fact, when I entered, I didn’t die because the high piles dragged my body and sent them to a trap they designed. The trap is not far away, and the beasts should not touch it, but the trap is too small to accommodate. Two people.

In the end, the exhausted piles saved the time, but they became the mouthfuls of the beasts.

When I was a few days later, I was rescued, and at that time, my heart was actually crazy.

He is looking for Zhou Xu to avenge, must be.

He made himself tolerant and wanted to gain the trust of the patriarch again. To this end, he told the patriarch about his own traversal. He also said a lot of things in the modern world. The patriarch did not know what modernity was. In the end, he thought that he could enter with them. The gods call.

For this, Yan Shijin feels better, so it is easier to command this patriarch.

Finally, he found the opportunity to talk about the things of the Hedong people, but also the food and houses of the Hedong people, so the Hexi tribes were tempted.

After that, the patriarch led more than a thousand warriors to invade the Hedong people. Of course, the result was a failure.

When he was already crazy, he swears to death and also seeks Zhou Xu’s revenge. He replaced the patriarch and launched the entire tribe to attack the Hedong.

However, the reality is that Zhou Xu directly asked the warriors of the more than a thousand Hexi people to let them pick up their families.

So the so-called attack of Qi Shijin became a farce.

That night, the tied 阮时进 once again met Zhou Xu, but he was able to speak.

Zhou Xu said with a smile: "It seems that you are finding an antidote."

"I ate all the grass I could catch, and I didn't die. Zhou Xu, I can't kill you in my life, the next life, the next life, become a ghost, I have to chase you."

"That's sorry, next life, I am not in this world."

After that, Zhou Xu ignited the firewood when he entered the foot.

Fire punishment, the most serious punishment of the Hedong people.

When he died, the Hedong and Hexi people merged completely.

When Zhou Xu was twenty-three years old, he invented a steam-powered grinding machine. He Xiao invented many agricultural tools.

When Zhou Xu was twenty-four years old, the entire Hedong house had become a stone house.

When Zhou Xu was 30 years old, the Hedong nationality had a zero death rate for the warriors this year.

When Zhou Xu was 40 years old, the Hedong people had merged dozens of tribes, large and small, and became the most powerful tribe at that time.

When Zhou Xu was 50 years old, he traveled with Yan He.

Zhou Xu is seventy-eight years old and died.

Yan He, his appearance has been stuck in the year Zhou Xu knew him, and has never changed.

Yan He finally admitted that he is really different in this world. He can't die unless he commits suicide. After Zhou Xu’s death, Yan He inserted his knife in his foot.

Yan He died, but after death, he found himself appearing to be a little bit lifted. He thought it was his own soul, but in the end he found that he saw Zhou Xu again in a space, and his memory was also All returned instantly.

In the vast space, Yan He said to Zhou Xu: "Xiao Xu, wait for me."