The Voice Of The Poisonous Pet: He Is So Good, The Owner Has Fallen

Daji has no children.

But now it knows the effect of children on itself!

But still a very curious child!

【What are you doing?】

【Dad, what are you doing with this Aunt?】

The little guy Yuhuan stretched out his front body and looked at him from a crooked angle.

"Troublesome?"

During this time, according to their different head tilts and sideways situations, Shen Xun concluded:

The tilted head and sideways of king cobras are more inclined together with the front half of the body, like a tumbler. Although their necks are very flexible and their heads can rotate, it seems that they use this skill as a killer for hunting and do not show it easily.

But the cobra really stretches its head and tilts its head, not the front body and neck.

At this point, there is still a big difference!

Facing Yuhuan's "concern", Shen Xun raised his hand and rubbed the little guy's snow-white head.

children!

If you don't understand, you should ask!

But when she turned her head, Suzhen behind her called her away.

Daji, on the other hand, swallowed the snake letter immediately, and turned her head to look over: Dushen was a little fond of that little lady.

【Humans~ little ladies have helped us get here~ are you going to waste all of its painstaking efforts~?】

Shen Xun frowned slightly: "Uh..."

What kind of tiger and wolf words are you talking about!

The kid still calls me daddy!

How great it is when you say that!

But next second!

Shen Xun's expression became weird again: "What and what is this!"

I checked the time, and it was indeed late.

Shen Xun went to wash up in the bathroom of the master bedroom.

After coming out, Shen Xun, who was wiping his wet hair with a bath towel, found a snow-white snake shadow crawling under the bed.

Shen Xun stepped forward and lifted the quilt violently, and raised his hand to hold it down.

【Ah! Dad~ hee hee~ I was caught by you~】

[I still want to play! I still want to play!]

"Tut tut! Tut!"

The corners of Shen Xun's mouth opened slightly, making a special sound.

In seconds!

Outside the master bedroom door, the big snow-white snake shadow appeared.

"呲呲~呵呵呵——!"

It's Suzhen!

That is, yesterday, Shen Xun discovered that in addition to her own gestures, Suzhen had a strong reaction to the sound she made.

After repeated attempts several times, Shen Xun felt that it was a bit like giving some kind of order.

As long as the sound is heard, 11 Suzhen will run over.

Now Shen Xun is holding the little guy Yuhuan in his hand: "Your mother won't let you come to my place, but you sneaked here again and again, and I caught you! I see how you can argue!"

And Yuhuan, who was pressed on the bed by Shen Xun, was still happy, not aware of the imminent disaster.

【Hee hee hee, it's fun~ Wuhu Wuhu Wuhu~ Dad, you can't tell mom!】

【Dad! I saw that Aunt is here before, it seems that his body is attached to Dad's...】

The corners of Shen Xun's eyes twitched fiercely, and he really wanted to shut his mouth.

Shen Xun: "Now I totally agree with your mother not letting you come to my place."

This is one of them!

The second is that the little guy Yuhuan is really too small now, if he sneaks in, he will be crushed while sleeping, and the consequences will be disastrous!

After all, I was "dead" when I was asleep.

But in Suzhen's view.

King cobras are territorial!

The situation in this family is somewhat complicated, and all Suzhen's focus is on Yuhuan, so there is very little she can do in this regard.

But in its cognition, Shen Xun is the head of the family, his absolute territory and his status need to be defended!

In its view, it can do without, it can give up, but Shen Xun can't!

It is here in Shen Xun, which implements what is called "state officials can set fire, and people don't light lamps".

So Suzhen will never allow Yuhuan to mess around in Shen Xun's [territory]!

It has never been given to Yuhuan to come here!

And Suzhen didn't come in by herself, so she uttered a voice to Yuhuan at the door: "Hoo hoo~!

【Come out! Apologize to Dad! Quick!】

【You little girl, let's see how Mom treats you!】

【Really! How many times have I told you~!】

Yuhuan's happiness was gone in an instant.

It didn't twist its body anymore, it just lay back on the bed foolishly, pointed in the direction of Shen Xun, and slowly spat out the snake letter twice, with a crying voice in its heart: 【Dad doesn't love me? , Dad actually complained to Mom, woo woo!]

Being caught by Suzhen, Yuhuan had no choice but to submit obediently.

Twisting its snow-white slender snake body, the little guy followed Suzhen and disappeared from Shen Xun's door.

Shen Xun got out of bed and closed the door.

I fell asleep happily.

He was flattered, but Yuhuan was sad.

So much so that when he woke up the next morning, the little guy Yuhuan was still listless, muttering in his mouth: 【Daddy doesn’t love me anymore, woohoo, daddy doesn’t love me anymore, woohoo, it’s hard

Seeing Shen Xun, it hides several times.

is angry!

Sad and angry!

Even when Red Mouth and Little Stutter approached, it was indifferent now.

【Woooooo~!】

The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, Yuhuan leaned back her neck, plopped, her belly turned to the sky, and lay on the ground.

【Ah~ so angry, woo woo woo! 】

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he swayed his body frantically from side to side, as if rolling on the ground.

Xiao stammered and turned his head, muttering at Hong.

Hongdu also replied a few times to the snake letter.

They don't know what's going on!

It was Shen Xun, after he found out, he stepped forward slowly.

Sensing Shen Xun's approach, Yuhuan twisted her body more and more, even using her head and tail.

【Wow! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow...

[Ah! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...】

It's even louder than before!

but

Shen Xun did not come up to comfort him in time.

"In this case, of course I took out my phone and recorded it!"

Take out your phone.

Click!

Take a photo with excellent color composition.

In the picture, there are the snow-white juvenile Lucy individual king cobra, the pitch-black subadult melanized Bengal cobra, and the bright red adult red-spraying cobra.

too dreamy!

unbelievable!

If this is posted on the Internet, no one will believe that it was taken, and they will definitely think it is a P picture!

Shen Xun admired the photos he took by himself.

Little Yuhuan was dumbfounded.

[???]

Dad is here, why doesn't he coax me? Why doesn't he hug me?

This time, it was even more sad and wanted to cry.

【Wow, woo woo woo woo..... Dad is a big villain, dad bullies others, woo woo woo...]

It was originally turned left and right, vertical, but now it has been tossed to become horizontal.

Shen Xun was still watching from the side, indifferent.

He has [father's love] for Yuhuan, but this [father's love is not much]!

baby crying

What to do when you are crying all over the floor?

Of course it is enough to make it cry and roll away!

T!

Absolutely do not coax!

A good baby deserves to be pampered.

Moreover.

If it is really a father and daughter, I, Shen Xun, is also the first time to be a father, and it is the first time, can I let you?

It is impossible to take care of the baby well, but it is possible to put the baby in a mess.

The little guy in Yuhuan was crying and found that Shen Xun was watching beside him, so he restrained himself.

"Soso? Sososo!"

That's an annoyance!

【Dad doesn't love me anymore! Really doesn't love me anymore!】

Stubbornly turned over, straightened his front half from the ground, and vomited the snake letter at Shen Xun.

[Huh! I hate dad! Woohoo!]

He went straight to Suzhen, didn't brake, and rushed in front of Suzhen.

Suzhen lowered her head and spat out the snake letter: "Soso?"

Although it didn't quite know what was going on, it didn't turn the snake letter to Shen Xun either.

There is no question of any kind, let alone a threat of "huhu" to Shen Xun.

Suzhen trusts Shen Xun, the head of the family, and gives her the greatest support!

Even this time, as long as Shen Xun hooked his fingers, the little Yuhuan could stop crying, but he didn't do that, and Suzhen didn't say anything.

The head of the family does things!

Need someone else to point out?

nonexistent!

Suzhen just tried to comfort Yuhuan.

After coaxing for a long time, the little guy stopped crying aggrievedly, but there was still grievance in his heart.

until noon.

The little guys are all around Shen Xun.

"You ignore me? Then I ignore you!"

Shen Xun can be said to have carried out the pit baby to the end.

Although Yuhuan is not angry anymore in the afternoon and wants to "interact" with Shen Xun, but Shen Xun ignores it now and makes it completely impossible.

【Wow! Dad is bad! Big bad! Hmph!】

Angry!

This time, there is no sadness, only anger!

Seeing Shen Xun eating lunch, the little guy crawled up the table legs with a lot of effort.

"Soo Suo Suo"

It wants to ask why Shen Xun ignores it, obviously it begs for a hug!

【Humph! Dad! Did you have another baby outside! Humph! Dad, you...】

The more he talked, the more excited he became, the little guy opened his mouth wide at Shen Xun for the first time.

More and more fierce!

The fangs almost leaked out!

But in the next second——

Shen Xun held the chopsticks in his hand, and went straight to him with a pair of chopstick tails.

at once!

The little guy Yuhuan was stunned:【?】

who am I?

Where am I?

What should I do?

etc!

Ball of hemp eggs!

Quickly retreated two steps to spit out the chopsticks in his mouth, and by the way, he hung his head forward, stretched out the snake letter and shook.

【Ouch! Mmmmm! Cough cough cough!】

【Dad is too much! Dad is big, big villain! Dad, be gentle! Hmph! Dad...】

This was the first time Yuhuan got excited and wanted to show her fangs at Shen Xun.

Shen Xun is blocked!

He hopes it will be the first and last time!

In any case, no way!

It's just... the chopsticks just now were indeed ill-considered.

【Father doesn't follow the routine, cough, cough, big villain, big, big villain......】

However, Shen Xun narrowed his eyes slightly, and when it was cursing, he spread his hands out.

"Troublesome?"

The little guy became honest in an instant. He froze for a moment, then twisted his body violently and rushed over.

[Long live Dad! Dad is the best! Woohoo! Dad, I was wrong! I was wrong~ I won’t mess around anymore~ Tie Tie!~]

A little padded jacket should look like a little padded jacket!

The left hand was handed over to Yuhuan, and the right hand continued to be used to pick up vegetables for dinner.

Eating and eating, something is wrong.

【呲刀，呵勿，呵刀~口

What's with this strange voice?

Turn around!

I rely on!

Yuhuan, what are you doing?

It coils Shen Xun's fingers

It circled twice between the fingers, with the head sticking to the index finger, and it was frantically using the snake letter... slithering!

Shen Xun: "???"

I don't understand!

But I was shocked!

No matter in the previous life or in this life, Shen Xun didn't know that the king cobra could do this.

On the fingers, there is a constant coolness.

but then

Fuck!!!

The little guy is biting my finger?!

wrong!

It doesn't seem to be biting, just...eating?

But to be more precise... is it wordy?

Shen Xun's eyebrows are twisted into twists?

At this moment, right and wrong are exquisite pictures, but Shen Xun is already dull, and the chopstick in his right hand slapped and fell down.

Shen Xun's head was empty, and he couldn't find a corresponding reasonable explanation.

[Suo Suo~ Suo Suo~呲呵~]

not bite!

The little guy perfectly let Shen Xun's fingers avoid its deadly fangs.

"hiss......!"

After recovering, Shen Xun quickly put away his fingers.

Yuhuan yelled confidently: 【You guys have to help me in the future! If I make a mistake again next time, if Dad ignores me, you should also talk to me!】

This is.....to please?

:"*%$$$#......"

It's just Yuhuan, your IQ is a bit against the sky!

Should I think you are really stupid, or wise and stupid!

For a moment, Shen Xun couldn't figure out which floor this little guy was on!

【Dad~】

The little guy threw himself into Shen Xun's palm again, cuddling against each other with all his might.

【Daddy Hug~】

Shen Xun rubbed his fist slightly.

【Hee hee hee, that's great~ I really bought you guys! Hohohoho, next time I'll treat you so nicely. 】

Puff——

The mouthful of food in Shen Xun's mouth almost spewed out.

"Little ancestor, let your child be a snake kisser! Don't make trouble!"

You are 773 underage!

wrong!

It's children!

Shen Xun's brain is buzzing!

Quickly put the little one on your shoulders and go wash your hands.

Yuhuan leaned against Shen Xun's side face, lowered her head and spat out snake letters at Shen Xun's fingers: "So Suo, Ke Ke

【Baji~baji~hehe, you smell so good~ Dad smells so good~】

Shen Xun thought: "Next time, put ginger on your hands. If it doesn't work, use chili."

It's understandable that children like to eat hands, but you are a snake, and what's more, you eat my fingers!

This bad habit needs to be quit!

If you are addicted, it will be great!

Fortunately, after this time, there is no conflict and anger between Shen Xun and Yuhuan, and Yuhuan no longer acts like a demon

But Shen Xun has never been used to taking care of his "baby"!

When it is said that there is no danger, the most dangerous is dad!

Shen Xun interpreted it.

Yuhuan stood on Shen Xun's shoulders, following wherever she went.

Even when Shen Xun was feeding Xiao Huaibi, Yuhuan followed.

【Huh? Dad! Is this fat sister......?】

【Is it eating? It feels like the food it eats is so delicious! Gudong~ I, I also want to......】

【Oh——? Dad! What are you doing? I, I just sigh with emotion, you, why did you send it in for me?】

Little guy Yuhuan, with a snow-white snake body and a hard ng...

Xiaobaibi is also white, and it was white and powdery before, but after this period of growth, it is also white all over!

Yuhuan too!

All Lucy!

But really put them together, no contrast does no harm, the little badass is too much like a white caterpillar!

Everywhere is round and toot.

After realizing that I was disturbed while eating.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

Its original warning sound was not like this, but Naihe was eating wild game in his mouth now, and he didn't want to spit it out, so he stuck it in his mouth and yelled at Yuhuan.

And as it twisted its body and made a warning sound, the suckling mouse in its mouth suffered.

Obviously half dead?

Why is it still suspended?

So are you letting me die or not?

It's really hard to be bitten on the waist, hey!

Please give me a good time!

From time to time, the suckling mouse shook its hind legs and tail that had not been swallowed.

He said: Don’t be in a hurry to make things happen, eat me first?! Hey, hey! Eat me quickly! Baga!

It even started trying to get in there!

Shushu: Madan! Torturing the rat! You will go to hell!

But when he sensed that Xiaobaibi was biting half of the suckling mouse in his mouth, he kept yelling at him.

Yuhuan stepped back subconsciously.

"Ah!"

But the little villain was more excited, biting the suckling mouse and followed it forward.

【Ugh--?】

Yuhuan was stunned, then tilted her body, and spat out the snake letter: 【Could it be that... invited me to share its food with me!】

【Yahoo! It must be the same! Then I will not be polite!】

prickly——

In an instant, the little guy Yuhuan charged up his snake body, straightened his neck, and went away.