The Voice Of The Poisonous Pet: He Is So Good, The Owner Has Fallen

On the left is Daji, with her head tilted and stretched out, staring at herself slowly swallowing snake letters.

On the right is Suzhen, with her front body sideways and her head stretched out, but she is just watching.

One left and one right.

Shen Xun's eyes twitched.

welcome?

Shen Xun raised his hand and touched Daji's head.

As for Suzhen, Shen Xun spread her palms.

"Troublesome?"

The distance between the two sides was one meter. After hesitating for a moment, it moved forward and carefully placed its chin.

Immediately afterwards: [Sorry, Mr.

Daji was on the sidelines but became cheerful: 【This little lady is getting better and better~】

Shen Xun stared at them.

This left and right!

One...ahem, the other...ahem!

What a huge difference in personality!

Cough cough cough!

He quickly stopped thinking, shook his head slightly, and kept calm.

Shen Xun walked in and passed by Daji, after Daji rolled up the snake letter: [There is a smell of other human beings...human beings~ Are you learning new skills for the sake of my concubine? Then let I have seen and seen how amazing you are tonight~]

Suzhen immediately shrank her head, turned around, twisted her long snow-white snake body and left.

That one heartfelt voice throughout the whole process.

Shen Xun didn't care, looking around, stuttering on the couch.

Yuhuan and Hongdu were nowhere to be seen.

Shen Xun focused.

[Cackling!~ It's fun~ Gululu, wow! It's fun~]

【Sister, come and play! Come on, come on~】

It's the little guy Yuhuan.

There is the sound of drinking water!

Shen Xun's first reaction was to go to the bathroom.

But after looking around, Yuhuan was not found.

Shen Xun frowned slightly, and he also checked the bathroom in the master bedroom, but there was nothing there either.

After thinking for a while, Shen Xun turned his head and came to the kitchen.

"Forehead……………

In the kitchen sink, Yuhuan huddled on a plate in the sink, straightened her front body, raised her head, opened her mouth, and then the water drops "tick-tick-tick" from the faucet

Didn't the purpose tighten the faucet?

Shen Xun himself has no memory.

But right now, Yuhuan is covered in oil, and the snake's body, which was originally snow-white, is dirty.

Shen Xun patted his forehead.

He thought that snakes have no concept of the kitchen, for them, this place is no different from the bathroom.

Especially wild snakes!

So Suzhen didn't stop Yuhuan like this.

It's just... aren't you afraid of water? What do you mean by standing here?

Glancing at the red beeping by the sink, it was slowly swallowing snake letters, staring at the little stuttering below seriously.

[Little guy, you are going to be miserable, but I didn't send you here~ Hehehe~...

Just smirking, suddenly, Shen Xun's smell came from behind.

【Fuck! Dad! Dad, when did you come back?】

【Uh... This, this, this is none of my business! It's really none of my business,

While frantically swallowing snake letters, Hong muttered while retreating.

"aggressive"

All its attention was on Shen Xun, so much so that it forgot that its position was on the quartz stone countertop 90 centimeters from the ground.

moment!

Hula---

The center of gravity dropped rapidly.

[Ah——! Help! Help! I don’t dare anymore... Dad, save me. 】

"boom!"

snake!

A cobra!

Inadvertently fell off the table.

The point is, its sound attracted Daji, Xiaojieba, Suzhen, and even the little guys in the breeding tank to look sideways.

What a shame!

Hong muttered: [I, I, I...Ah! Sin!]

Dragging the painful bright red snake body, it crawled forward, even the wavy feeling of sliding left and right became a twisting and twisting frustration.

Shen Xun rolled his eyes: "It deserves it."

He reached out and grabbed the jade ring in his hand.

【Dad! Wow! Dad is back! Dad, stick stick-Daddy hug

Shen shrank his neck and refused.

Dad hates it!

The reason why Shen Xun grabbed it was because he didn't want Yuhuan to rush to him and run around.

But the oil-stained jade ring on his body was a bit slippery, and Shen Xun almost missed it.

"Since you like it, I'm such a spoiled child, right...hehe."

Glancing at the unwashed set of bowls and chopsticks and two dishes, Shen Xun smirked.

Anyway, the dishwashing liquid at home is also non-injury. In his previous life, he tested it on snakes, and it can be said that it has no effect.

Immediately hold the jade ring tightly.

【Dad hugged me! Hee hee hee! So happy! I love you dad~】

【Huh? Dad, are you going to play with me?】

Yuhuan has not realized the seriousness of the matter until now, and she still has a playful smile on her face.

[Dad, dad... uru uru uru

As soon as Shen Xun's faucet was turned on, Yuhuan was stunned.

[!!!]

Something is wrong!

This is not right!

Isn't the speed and impact of the water a little too big?

etc!

what--!

I'm spinning!

etc!

Dad put something on me? What is it, something slippery? Huh?

Haven't reacted yet.

Yuhuan felt that she was suddenly pulled to the left, and then to the right again.

left side, right side!

left side, right side!

Scrub repeatedly!

"Stab--------------"

Originally, Yuhuan thought it was quite fun, but after a few times, it became dizzy.

【Woooooooo.....Dad Hula—————Dad Hula——No Hula—Hula Hula Hula——】

The voice of the heart carries the wind!

[Help! Mom! Help! Hula———Hula——]

In the hands of Shen Xun, Yuhuan became a cleaning sponge.

"After all, children like it! Then let it play more."

soon.

The bowls, chopsticks and plates are completely new.

Yuhuan's whole snake was wilted, and in Shen Xun's hands, the oil stains on her body had long since disappeared, and it was still wrapped in a layer of foam.

[Save——vomit——so dizzy—so want to vomit—————]

It not only cleans the dishes, but also cleans the body for you.

It's just that the feel is a little worse, too small, and a little bigger will be fine.

Shen Xun looked at the limp little guy in his hand and began to analyze it.

And turning around...

"Huh? Why are you here too?"

It's Suzhen.

It raised its head and tried hard to keep its head flush with the table, but it was a little difficult. The front half of its body was already jumping straight, a bit like a human standing on tiptoe and stretching his legs.

【,,...)

Shen Xun thought it was here to care about Yuhuan.

【I, can I?】

Shen Xun: "???"

You, can you too?

Shen Xun's eyes wandered between Suzhen and Yuhuan.

"You mean to be a cleaning sponge too?"

This is something Shen Xun never expected.

[The child should have made a mistake, I will pay attention to it next time, so please punish me together

Suzhen, Suzhen, with your attitude, even if you really made a mistake, I can't bear it!

But right now, I'm going to take the little guy Yuhuan to wash up for the second time.

Shen Xun reached out and wiped the quality's forehead.

at once.

Suzhen felt that Shen Xun's fingers swept towards her unscrupulously like electricity.

It's shy: 【!!!】

Taking the little Yuhuan to the bathroom, Shen Xun put it in the small basin.

It took a while for the little guy to slow down.

Lying in the water basin, the little guy is just a line, not curled up, not clumped, and his tail is not wagging, just like losing his dream.

[Feeling hollowed out, vomit, still seems to vomit]

【Dad, I was wrong, I will never dare again~! Dad, I'm sorry!】

Only then did Shen Xun grab it in his hand, and rinse it carefully.

While dish soap won't do them any harm, they still need to be rinsed off, especially on the head.

"Crash! Crash! Crash..."

Cutie Yuhuan enjoyed it very much, and Ana also twisted on Shen Xun's body.

【Hey, hey, I still like this, long live my father~Wuhu~Wuhu~】

After washing, Yuhuan's original snow-white snake body was a little red.

This made Shen Xun think of Ren Nishang's ivory white Burmese python.

"Is it a special case, or is it also reflected in other snakes..."

This will also be a project that Shen Xun Studio will study in the future.

Take a good look at Yuhuan.

Yuhuan kept sticking to Shen Xun's palm, with her tail tucked around Shen Xun's fingers, and at the same time, her head was not idle: "呵勒~! Vinegar!"

Shen Xun: "!!!"

Good guy, you are not idle at the end!

Hurry up and throw the little guy on the ground.

Yuhuan immediately straightened her front body and tilted a bit: "Soso?"

It was fine the last second!

What's going to happen next second?

Seeing it froze, Shen Xun patted its back half with his hand.

"Dada~"

The little guy moved forward twice, and then began to crawl out of the bathroom.

"Whoosh whoosh—"

The speed is very fast, running away in an "S" shape twisting and twisting.

Shen Xun washed his hands, went to get his laptop, sat on the couch, and began to prepare to issue a contract to Yu Nianchu.

Daji leaned over, but it only leaned over with its head, and it was still from the waist of the body. As for its huge snake body, it was bunched up and served as a support for Shen Xun.

From a distance, it looks more like a beanbag.

As for the others.

Shen Xun has two on the left and two on the right.

Xiaojieba and Yuhuan on the left both stretched their heads, lying beside Shen Xun, with their heads pressed against the laptop keyboard.

"Troublesome?"

"Sloppy?"

Suzhen on the right tilted her head and kept staring.

Even Hong Duyao didn't care about the pain of the fall, and "limped" over.

curious!

are curious!

【Oh? What is it?】

【Dad, how about another order? Da da da, what are you doing?】

In fact, what they care about is not the changes on the computer screen, but Shen Xun's fast moving fingers.

Red muttered: [Wow~!]

Little stutterer and Hong Duyao talked through the computer: [Sister Hong, do you know what this is?]

【I don’t know! But it looks amazing!】

[…]

Yuhuan didn't care what it was, her little head was pressed against the edge of the computer keyboard, and she lifted it up.

"Troublesome?"

It learns the appearance of Shen Xun and finds a key.

[Ah hey——]

Hit it straight away!

It stands to reason that Shen Xun tapping with his fingers has the same meaning as it taps with his head.

but!

This little guy poked the off button on the forehead!

And keep pressing!

Shen Xun is seriously staring at the screen touch typing!

"Huh? What's going on? Sudden shutdown? Broken? I just bought a battery that didn't last long.

brain!"

bow your head...

Yuhuan straightly raised her forehead.

Raising his hand, Shen Xun grabbed Yuhuan and put it aside.

Not to mention, it's quite powerful!

Can Yuhuan give up?

He ran back with a "swish", then his head drooped, and his chin pressed against the edge of the keyboard.

Inexplicably cute.

"Soo Suo!~"

The snake letter spits out again, and it can turn into a person.

The little stutter next to it is also, the two of them, exchanging snake letters.

You click, I click!

The snake letter even rolled up!

呲勒....呵勒....呵勒.....

Suo Suo!"

Suddenly Yuhuan turned her snow-white head and looked at Xiaobai.

Xiao stuttered for a moment, then hesitantly vomited who the letter was: "Soso?"

Immediately afterwards, two little heads, one black and one white, stared at the computer's power button.

They seem to be in harmony.

Just when Shen Xun's computer finally restarted successfully, the computer shut down again!

This time, it was Xiao Jie who pushed his head up!

*** "*%%¥##..."

One time per person!

If you are punished, will someone accompany you?

Shen Xun rolled his eyes.

These two little guys are too much!

Waving his hand, Shen Xun looked at Suzhen.

At this time, Suzhen walked around quietly and came behind Xiaojieba and Yuhuan.

Just like that, they are not honest.

When Shen Xun was typing on the keyboard, they all moved their tails and kept sending them to the edge of the keyboard.

Bit by bit, bit by bit, day by day.

He even took the opportunity to press the button on the edge with his tail.

They thought it was taking advantage of Shen Xun's inattention, and it didn't matter if they clicked, but this was all to be fed back to the screen!

the first time!

Shen Xun felt that it would be so difficult to send a file.

"You guys, really."

After finally getting it done and sending it out, Shen Xun checked the news and latest news related to poisonous animals.

Naturally, poisonous pets are the main ones.

From this point of view, it is an hour.

And this hour, they all stayed by Shen Xun's side.

Xiaojieba and Yuhuan are still reluctant to part with the keyboard.

As for the red beeping, after watching it for a long time, I didn't understand what it meant, so I just shrank my head, leaned against the air outlet of the computer, and took a rest.

"what--!"

Daji raised her head, opened her mouth wide into the air, yawned, and then spat out the snake letter.

Turning its head again, it arched towards Shen Xun's leg.

Shen Xun: "?"

Shen Xun lifted the computer, Xiaojieba and Yuhuan's bodies were quickly pulled up, their heads were still by the keyboard, their bodies were suspended in the air, and their tails landed on the ground.

Daji stretched her neck and curled up on Shen Xun's lap.

Shen Xun pressed the computer onto it.

Xiaojieba and Yuhuan quickly shrank their necks and fled quickly.

Especially Yuhuan, who was so frightened that she turned around and ran straight behind Suzhen.

"Suo Suo (Wang Lie Hao) Suo Suo~ Suo Suo!"

The two sides almost turned on each other!

If Daji went down in one gulp, she might not be able to eat more than a dozen jade rings that are as big as they are today.

【Scared, scared!】

Shen Xun is used to the feeling of "hustle and bustle" at home.

Oh no! To be precise, it is "cold", not "hot".

Half an hour later, Riche was busy at the hospital.

"Ha--hey-

Shen Xun put the computer aside, then stretched.

"Ka Ka Ka..."

After standing up for a little exercise, he walked to the balcony, staring at the bleak autumn wind sweeping the yellowed leaves outside, and let himself go for a while.

The snakes also dispersed separately.

But little stutterer and Yuhuan didn't give up. After looking at each other, the two little guys vomited snake letters to each other, and climbed up the keyboard carefully.

They are things that spring up immediately after being pressed down on first contact.

It's amazing!

"Slap~! Slap~! Slap~!"

It's just a wonderful feeling, a very strange feeling.

But they are crawling around on it like this, their heads are poking around, and I feel nothing, but they have been opened by Shen Xun's computer version of the chat tool, and by Ren Ni.

Chang sent a message.

Although most of them are some garbled characters, coincidentally, there is also "lovel]" thought in it.

Ren Nishang, who was watching the news, held his phone in his arms and was stunned, his heart skipped a beat.

Standing up, she wore an ancient skirt, and she paced back and forth with a fairy air.

Finally, after thinking twice, she lost the call to Shen Xun.

"Why are there so many garbled characters in the message you sent?"

Shen Xun: "???"

Turning his head suddenly, he realized that Yuhuan and Xiaojieba were twisting and turning on it, like "bungee disco".

"That, I said, is your letter sent by my snake typing on the keyboard?"

Ren Nishang covered her mouth and hid her smile, her right to be a "horse" and "snake typing on the keyboard" are the same.

She even had the urge to drive there tonight, already wondering whether she is an ancient style, a student style, or a workplace style?

next moment.

Shen Xun sent her a video garden.

And there was another person who received messages from Xiaojieba and Yuhuan...