The Voice Of The Poisonous Pet: He Is So Good, The Owner Has Fallen

"Tell him it's gone!"

After hanging up the phone, Li Tianhai looked at Shen Xun and felt relieved.

"If it weren't for you, I might lose money today!"

Shen Xun: "?"

"If someone wants to buy this snake, he probably recognizes that it is a yellow-deficient individual."

Shen Xun: "That's not very good."

"The key point is that he wants to pick up the leak! He wants to buy my yellow-spotted individual at the price of an ordinary black mamba! Just kidding, he thought I was a city play store in Shi Wenxi, and he still picked up the leak! Ahhh! It's all tricky It's my turn!"

"If he had told me directly before, I might have given it at the normal price. Now, there is no door!"

"If it weren't for you, I might really be at a disadvantage!"

Shen Xun frowned slightly: "If you sell it, you can still earn a million dollars. If you give this to me, you won't get a penny! Isn't that more important?"

Li Tianhai: "Ah... It seems to be such a truth, so I take it back?"

Shen Xun glanced at the yellow individual in the terrarium.

Once the black mamba is successfully lacking yellow, its body will turn into water blue, and the dried meat is very eye-catching.

It's just that this individual has a very bad temper!

In just a short while, it barked at itself many times, and hit the terrarium with its head several times.

【Human~! Hateful human! Where is my sister? Baga Baga Baga! Where is my sister Sang! Sis! Milk sauce~! Milk sauce~!】

【Milk sauce~! I know you are here! Milk sauce~! Milk sauce~!】

【Baga! Damn Yalou! Hateful humans! Let me out! Let me out!】

This strong two-dimensional inner voice is very similar to the fairy's second state.

Shen Xun raised his eyebrows slightly.

Could it be that the goblin learned this from her younger sister?

It should make sense if you think about it carefully.

After all, such a state of "crazy approval" is very likely to survive in the hands of human beings!

not to be trifled!

Humans are helpless!

If this was not considered an invasion of species, Li Tianhai would most likely have found a place to release them.

Li Tianhai turned over to the terrarium: "It's my compensation!"

"Stop joking with me here!"

"The last time you threw a snake, I can hardly keep my old face! So I sent another one now!"

Shen Xun immediately raised his hand and waved it: "Stop it! I discovered the lack of yellow in your snake!"

"And you also said just now that it is too irritable, you can't keep it there!"

"Now you have all the good things to say?!"

The yellowish black mamba in the terrarium is in a hurry.

It turned its head to the left, and the stone turned.

【Hey hey hey! Hateful human beings! This lady is talking to you! Ah! How can you be so rude! Whoosh! Whoosh! Bagabaga!】

【Hey hey hey! Did you guys see me? Ah! I'm going to explode!】

"Boom!"

In the terrarium, he began to roll his slender snake body non-stop.

The body collided with the box, and snake scales scraped against the plastic.

"Stab--stab--stab--"

Make a screeching sound.

Li Tianhai quickly gasped: "It will be like this! Hiss! In my place, it can rub the glass!"

"In the breeding tank, I never stay idle for a moment, either running around or jumping around! There is no snake at all!"

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He has black lines all over his face, and he has nothing to do with this snake.

Li Tianhai: "Shen Xun, do you want it? Please! I beg you! Except you, I really can't think of anyone who can raise this snake!"

"I don't worry about giving it to others!"

This is the truth.

This snake is a thorn in the head!

Ordinary people can't support it.

And this kind of violent guy has always been unpopular in the circle.

Many people raise snakes just to keep them quiet. If they want to raise rambunctious snakes, why don’t they demolish their houses?

They just want to go home after working overtime exhaustedly, lie quietly and paralyzed, look at their poisonous pets, and feel some sense of belonging or comfort in their hearts.

"Even if it is a yellow-deficient individual, it has a bad temper, and people's patience is limited! Then its ending can be imagined, either it will be released into the wild, causing species invasion, or it will be changed hands many times until it dies." So far, of course, this death is most likely caused by changing hands many times, being unable to adapt to the new environment, being sick, etc.!"

Shen Xun raised his hand and took over the terrarium.

moment!

The smell mixed with goblins rushed over.

[Sister's smell! Hateful human beings... You, you, your smell is mixed with sister's! Huh? It seems a lot! Braids! Ah! Braids are too human! Human! I fight with you! You suck my milk Sau~ What’s wrong! Braids are too human!]

"Boom boom boom..."

Hit the terrarium several times in a row.

If Shen Xun couldn't hold it steady, the box would fall to the ground.

Looking at Li Tianhai: "Go in and sit down?"

Li Tianhai shrank his neck: "No, no! No!"

"Ring ring ring..."

The phone rang again.

"Huh? Didn't you tell him that the snake came out?"

"What? Hehe, it's so interesting, you gave her my phone number."

Soon, the customer called.

A woman's voice: "Mr. Li, hello! I've bothered you! I'm really sorry!"

At first, it must be some real breeds.

Li Tianhai also had a lot of polite words, he knew what the other party meant, but he just didn't pierce the window paper, and deliberately played language arts with her.

In the end, the other party couldn't hold back anymore and took the initiative to speak.

The other party: "Mr. Li, it's like this! The black mamba I saw at your place yesterday, I like it very much

Li Tianhai: "I think the people in my store have already told you that I have taken out the snake.

The other party didn't believe it, because she saw with her own eyes that the black mamba was so violent that most people really dare not raise it, and Li Tianhai was afraid that the snake would attack people, so he couldn't hold on yesterday!

She guessed that the reason why Li Tianhai said that was because he wanted to stop his thoughts.

After all, it is impossible for Li Tianhai to contradict himself. If he didn't come out yesterday, he will come out today.

But she didn't directly expose it, but said: "I understand! But what I want to say is, Mr. Li, your black mamba is very likely to be a yellow-deficient individual! If you sell it at the normal price! I am willing to take it back at twice the price, and in addition, according to the price difference of the lack of yellow, I will make it up to you."

"I'm really sorry yesterday, you were too busy, and I was negligent, so I forgot about it and didn't tell you.

Now that things have come to this point!

It is no longer possible to take it away at the price of an ordinary black mamba, so we can only tell the truth.

The opponent is still very organized.

Li Tianhai was a little surprised, because the other party's voice sounded very nice, as if he had heard it somewhere, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

However, Li Tianhai can be sure that the other party should not be very old.

If it was an ordinary person, or if Li Tianhai really didn't bring this black mamba to Shen Xun, he might really have traded with the other party, and even sold it at a normal price.

Such a person has a structure, and he still appreciates it.

but--

Li Tianhai: "I'm sorry, miss, my snake really came out, it's not a matter of money or not, I gave it to someone directly!"

sent?

The other party was stunned, silent for a few seconds, and then said: "Congratulations, I think that snake should have found a good home, it's me who treated the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain! I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!

Li Tianhai: "It's okay, miss, if you like other things in the store, I can give you half the price!"

The other party smiled: "Thank you Mr. Li for your kindness!"

These are all polite words, how can they be taken seriously?

Although she is young, she is still very transparent.

"However, Mr. Li, that black mamba has such a bad temper, you can even send it out. The other party must be an expert! Can you use Mr. Li's face to get to know him a little bit?"

Li Tianhai narrowed his eyes slightly.

What kind of medicine is sold in this man's gourd?

Still not giving up on that black mamba lacking in yellow?

Li Tianhai: "Miss, I really didn't lie to you, that snake was really given away... what the hell! No, no, why did you take it out! Hiss..."

Looking at Shen Xun, Li Tianhai was startled suddenly and jumped.

"Fuck!"

He didn't expect that Shen Xun would suddenly open the terrarium, grab the head of the black mamba, and pull it out.

"No, no! Brother! I call you brother! Before you do something next time, "Can you remind me first, I'm soft-hearted, and sooner or later I'll be frightened into a heart attack by you!"

Li Tianhai took two steps back and patted himself.

But immediately, Li Tianhai remembered that he was still on the phone.

"Sorry sorry! Gaffe!"

"That black mamba is in my friend's possession now!"

"Whether he is willing or not is one thing. Even if he is willing, if you want to raise it, it will not be an easy task!"

The other party was speechless.

Her mind was buzzing.

Li Tianhai's reaction just now didn't look like a lie, that violent black mamba was caught by his friend?

Is that doable?!

Even in the breeding tank, if someone approaches, it will keep jumping and opening its mouth to bite!

"Hiss..." Taking a deep breath, the other party's heart was moved. She really wanted to meet this friend who knew Li Tianhai.

Where is it sacred?

But right now, it's not the time to talk about this, she hangs up the phone tactfully.

"Since Mr. Li is busy, I won't bother you!"

"President Li and that friend, be careful!"

The other party hung up the phone for a while, but Li Tianhai's cell phone was still held by his ear.

He is already dazed!

His eyes were fixed on Shen Xun.

"What monster!"

"Where are you irritable? Black Mamba, where are you irritable? Be irritable! Is this how Shen Xun handles you?"

Shen Xun continued to look seriously at the black mamba lacking yellow in his hand.

【Braid too human! What are you going to do? Yada Yada! Braid too! Braid too!】

【Let go of me, let go of me, let me go! Perverted human being! You are here, me, me, me... break your throat! Break your throat! Ah! Break your throat! Help!】

Shen Xun: "...

Watch the black mamba twist and twist on Shen Xun's arm.

Li Tianhai's scalp was numb: "He! He can surprise me every time!"

After all, there are 3 meters!

Shen Xun stretched out his hand, it curled up two or three times, and there was a big lump.

And at this moment.

"So Suo~?"

The goblin at home seemed to smell the scent, and slowly crawled to the door and behind Shen Xun.

"Ah ah ah"

The black mamba can straighten up two-thirds of its body!

As it approaches!

Follow Shen Xun's back, straight up......

a little!

a little bit!

Until its coffin-shaped gray head appeared on Shen Xun's left shoulder.

"..Damn it! Shen! Shen Xun! You have a snake on your shoulder! It's that black mamba!"

Li Tianhai retreated again and again.

"boom!"

He leaned against the wall.

Shen Xun gave Li Tianhai a calm look, and then

He turned to look at the fairy.

[Sister! Milk sauce~! Really, really you? I buy it! I buy it! Kiss! Milk sauce~~!]

[Braid is too human! Da Ma Da Ma! Let me go! Let me go!]

Excited for the lack of yellow and black mamba!

But the goblin on Shen Xun's back was indifferent, it just stared at the yellowish black mamba held in Shen Xun's hand, without saying a word.

[Wooooow! Crying! Milk sauce~ is still so cold! Woooooo! But I really like it! Milk sauce~ super cool! Milk sauce~Long live!]

Sister control?

"Sososo~! Sososo~"

[Milk sauce~ so cold! Woooooo! Milk sauce~milk sauce~milk sauce~]

But the goblin just vomited the snake letter, then turned her head, got down from Shen Xun's shoulder, and crawled back into the house.

The goblin didn't seem to care much about its arrival, not as excited as this guy at all.

【Hey——? Wow! Nai Jiang~ so cold! Nai Jiang has always been so ignorant of people! Woohoo! So heartbroken~! But I am relieved to see that Naijiang is fine~!】

At this moment, the yellowish black mamba didn't realize that something was wrong, it only cared about the goblin.

But Li Tianhai was already furious.

"Hiss...hiss...hiss..."

"Unbelievable! This is too incredible!"

"Shen Xun, I can't get in touch with you anymore! I'm almost out of control if I get in touch with you too much!"

Shen Xun: "Oh?"

"Don't act like you are harmless and ignorant of humans and animals, okay! Puff! I mean, I've been with you for a long time, and seeing you like this makes me feel like I can handle poisonous snakes too!"

"Really! If that's the case, I'm afraid it's not a trick every day!"

Shrinking his neck, Li Tianhai hurriedly shrank his neck, and quickly walked away: "I'm leaving!"

Shen Xun: "Are you sure you don't want to sit down?"

Li Tianhai: "Just let me go! I dare not! Let's go!"

Giving this black mamba to Shen Xun is the most correct choice!

He has always had confidence in Shen Xun, but he was still shocked to see that Shen Xun tamed the deadly black mamba so well in just a few days

.

"I was mentally prepared, but when I actually saw it, I still felt terrible! He actually left his back to the poisonous snake! This is one of the biggest taboos about keeping snakes!"

After a while, Li Tianhai started the car and left.

And upstairs.

After Shen Xun brought the yellowish black mamba into the living room.

Originally chattering endlessly, the yellowish black mamba snake of [milk sauce~] was stunned.

Then he suddenly became excited: [Fuck, shit, shit! Smell, other smells! There are so many! There are so many! Okay, okay, it makes people shy, this, this, is this a snake party? 1

However, with the breath of Daji and Suzhen rushing towards her.

【No no no no!】

It immediately calmed down, tightened its tail, and did not dare to act rashly.

Xiaoba and Hongdu raised their heads and spat snake letters at it.

【The smell is very similar to that of the fairy sister, is it the same kind?】

The black mamba who lacked yellow immediately emphasized: [Not the same kind! It’s a sister! I’m Naijiang’s sister! We’re sisters! Humph!]

【Oh? It turned out to be Sister Fairy's younger sister...】

Hong muttered and muttered: 【Looking at its appearance, it should not be a character of pretending. 】

[Pretend? What pretense? Hey, hey! Who are you! The pretense you are talking about is my sister? You slandered my sister! Please apologize! Baga! Baga! Baga! I am very angry,

The lack of yellow and black mamba, recognized the high coldness of the goblin, but didn't know the other side of the goblin.

Shen Xun looked at the goblin, who had crawled back into her breeding tank and shrunk to a corner.

"Are you starting to worry?"

After all, it's fine to be like that in front of Little Stuttering and Hong Duyue, if my own sister knows that I'm like that... let...

As for Shen Xun, he withdrew his gaze and stared at the yellowish black mamba.

"Fairy, if you want to tame it, you can only sacrifice you."