The Voice Of The Poisonous Pet: He Is So Good, The Owner Has Fallen

"Fairy Banban!"

"What the hell! What are you doing? What did you do! Why did you let him in! Oh shit!"

"The sack of balls!"

"Wang Defa!"

For a while, I didn't even know where the breeder was from!

He was so anxious that he came out with various dialects and foreign languages.

The leader quickly stared and said anxiously: "If you don't show him, why would he want to adopt it? Huh?"

"Also! Please believe in Mr. Shen's level!"

"He is the one who has the breeding license for King Eye, Cobra, and Boa! Yes! Little Qinglong is extremely cherished, but it is also a snake after all! Since they are all snakes, he is naturally very experienced!"

"He must be very professional...."

"Professional, professional... Ahhh! Damn it! It's my master! Damn it! Mr. Shen! Ancestor! What are you doing! Mr. Shen, stop it! Damn!"

While turning his head to talk to the breeder, Shen Xun slowly stepped forward, half squatted and stretched out his hand to the little green dragon.

lead:"!!!"

Breeder: "!!!"

Yu Nianchu: "!!!"

"!!!"

All dumbfounded.

It's all difficult to breathe, and it feels like someone is strangling the throat!

Especially the breeder, his eyes were wide open, and all the equipment in his hand was thrown on the ground. "

step!

two steps!

three steps!

The breeder ran over desperately!

How can it keep up with the speed of Shen Xun who is close at hand.

"call……………"

Shen Xun took a deep breath, and raised his hand to touch the back of the little green dragon coiled on the edge of the snake body.

"Chirp!"

It scratched a few times!

【Comfortable~ um! Yes, yes, right! Right here... oh? Who scratched me? Suo Suo, this smell... strangers?】

[I really want to see what this human looks like! But... I can't! Now is the critical moment to confront the little mouse! It's really troublesome~ This must be a test for sister from heaven! 1

【Hiss... But just now I said I was itchy, and there were human beings to help me tickle it, how comfortable it is!】

【Is this strange human being my sister's new breeder?】

【Thank goodness, that silly breeder is finally going to be driven away!】

【If the new breeder had been replaced earlier, my sister might have eaten up those little mice! Then I still need to keep staring like this!】

Sensing the snake's body relaxing obviously, Shen Xun slowly withdrew his hand.

Just now, when Shen Xun heard it itch on his back!

Shen Xun was moved!

It's a trivial matter to "say hello" to it first, the main thing is that it can't move!

If it moves 243!

How can Shen Xun negotiate conditions with them?

Shen Xun wants to think that this thing is half dead and hopeless, so ask the zoo for more benefits!

Is a breeding permit enough?

no no no!

Good resources at the zoo, good things, and a lot more!

That's why Shen Xun took the risk to scratch it with his hands and stabilize the snake.

Shen Xun muttered: "We have to hold on! We must hold on! I still count on you to accompany me to pull the wool together!"

As long as it is fast enough, it will not bite first!

Shen Xun has already controlled its temperament to death!

Xiao Qinglong is very "actful" in character!

Rather weird.

When in the wild, Xiao Qinglong will be as lazy as a human being at home, as lazy as he wants, even if he sees a human being, he will crawl over slowly without fear.

The breeder was right, it was quite different from other snakes.

Even if they are raised, they have brought their "work" character to the extreme.

Like now!

In the breeding tank, it disperses more quickly.

Someone tickle yourself?

It's too late to be comfortable!

Are you still thinking about biting?

nonexistent!

And with Shen Xun stop!

The breeder just rushed to the door.

"Hiss...fuck! You, you, are you okay? What are you doing! What are you going to do?"

Shen Xun got up and clapped his hands: "You have to make sure it's dead or not?"

"Puff...!"

The breeder almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, "I...%$$#%#$...... Nima! If you want to try to die, you can find something else to touch! "

"Besides, I brought all the equipment! Eh? Damn! I have the equipment!"

Only then did he realize that all the equipment had been thrown away.

Turning his head and looking at the leader, the breeder questioned his soul: "Leader! Is he really a professional? Is this how he usually raises eye kings and cobras?"

The leader's Mediterranean hairstyle was swept by the cold wind, and the few hairs on the top of his head fluttered with the wind, swaying like seaweed.

like a seaweed, seaweed seaweed

He scratched the few strands of hair on the top of his head with embarrassment: "This, this, I...... This, this may be professional? Maybe you have been unprofessional all this time?"

"Puff——!"

The breeder's face turned black.

Second Olympics!

In order to be able to adopt this little Qinglong, you really don't want your face!

Too doggy!

And at this time Shen Xun also said: "Ahem! I can't test its temperature with things! I can't feel the scales of the snake (bbci) itself!"

Breeder: "???"

I am Nima!

Do you think our zoo put a fake model in for you?!

Staring at Shen Xun, the breeder's eyes twitched, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

When Shen Xun came out, the leader quickly locked the door, pulled Shen Xun and was about to throw him into the office.

"So, Mr. Shen, what do you think?"

"As long as you nod your head, we can start to apply for the breeding permit for you now! Hurry up! Our head of the garden personally supervises, and there is a direct train, and we will probably get it today!"

Shen Xun scratched the back of his head: "That's it! It's just..."

Leader: "Say it straight! It's okay to say what you have!"

Shen Xun: "Then I'll be straight! Leader, you know, I have a lot of snakes! I know snakes very well! I just took a look at your little green dragon, and I feel that its condition is far worse than I imagined !"

"I might have been too confident in myself before!"

Following behind Shen Xun, Fang Wenqi gave Yu Nianchu a look.

He knew that Shen Xun had started to fool around.

Language is an art!

Shen Xun belongs to the kind with relatively high artistic attainments.

"Your little green dragon", "I'm too confident in myself", these are all beating the leader.

The leader was also nervous.

Seeing Shen Xun in his early 20s, he was somewhat underestimated.

Such a half-sized kid, I still can't handle it easily?

The more confident you are, the easier it is to be rhythmic!

While chatting, they went to the office.

Waited until the office.

This leader is already on pins and needles!

When he reacted, he found that he had fallen into Shen Xun's language trap!

You can't go in, you can't go back!

He wiped the sweat off his shiny forehead in embarrassment, "You, wait a minute, I'll make a call!"

After he found out that Shen Xun was qualified, he gave the leader a guarantee!

Such a young man, isn't he already limp?

They are all likely to be sold, and I even counted the money for myself!

But the reality slapped him in the face, making him very passive!

Shen Xun didn't step on any of the language traps he designed. He kept saying: Your little Qinglong is worse than I imagined. If you want to continue the conversation, okay, you have to increase your bargaining chips!

In addition, Shen Xun also went to the zoo to understand that it is you who need me, Shen Xun, not that I especially need that little green dragon!

After distinguishing the primary from the secondary, the little blue dragon will not be able to become a "chip" for the middle and heavyweights.

Watching the leader leave the office and talking on the phone anxiously, Fang Wenqi and Yu Nianchu, who were bystanders, gave Shen Xun a thumbs up.

"It's going to be done!"

"Boss, you are really amazing!"

Shen Xun spread his hands: "I'm just telling the truth."

When the leader came back, he held the mobile phone in his hand and handed it to Shen Xun.

"Mr. Shen, our principal, she wants to talk to you."

Shen Xun took the phone and walked out.

This walk, round and dry for more than a minute.

After returning, the phone hung up, and Shen Xun had a smile on his face.

The leader stared at Shen Xun, wanting to see if Shen Xun nodded or shook his head.

So did Fang Wenqi and Yu Nianchu.

Shen Xun smiled: "Leader, go to apply for a breeding permit now, can I get it tonight?"

moment!

rub!

The leader jumped up from the chair: "It's too late! It's too late! I guarantee you!"

"Huh! Congratulations, congratulations! Mr. Shen!"

"Then let's sign the contract now, and then go to raise it!"

The other processes are just as good.

But it's really like what the leader said, through the train, all the audits will be released very quickly. If this is normal, it will take ten days and a half months!

Shen Xun: "Hard work!"

The leader's face was full of smiles: "You are the ones who worked hard! You are the ones who worked hard!"

"By the way, it's cold now, you don't have an incubator, right? We provide it! Our director said that we will provide it to you for free!"

Shen Xun smiled awkwardly: "No...we don't even have a terrarium!"

"It's okay! We also provide it! Provide it together! Mr. Shen, please rest assured!"

Shen Xun: "Also, leader, our zoo has... shrews please? Can you send me some?"

"Huh? What do you want this for?"

Fang Wenqi and Yu Nianchu were also taken aback for a moment: "???"

Shen Xun: "It's not easy to buy outside, so I want a few! Why don't you apply to the director of the garden? What? If it's inconvenient, forget it.

The leader tossed his few strands of hairstyle: "What to apply for! I decide, I will give it to you! I will give you a few more! I still have the final say on such a small matter!"

When we left the zoo, it was 4pm!

On the way back in the car, both Yu Nianchu and Fang Wenqi were curious: "What did you talk about with the head of the family? You said you agreed and you agreed?"

Shen Xun: "Cooperation!"

Two people: "Don't be a secret, just tell me!"

Shen Xun: "I'm not sure yet, wait for the parent to call and make an appointment for a detailed discussion!"

Fuck! Does this work?!

Arrive at the hotel, busy with everything, close to 5 o'clock.

Squeak——

Open the door.

Fang Wenqi looked at the furnishings in the room and the big round bed, and was stunned.

"???"

"Why do I live in a standard room!"

He stepped forward and touched the big bed, he was even more surprised: "Water, water bed? Damn it!"

"..."

It's okay if you don't mention it, but she feels uncomfortable when you mention it.

If you, Fang Wenqi, don't come, can I go home last night?

It's all your fault!

So it would be a good idea to open a bid room for you!

"It's like this. When I was helping to open it, I ordered it without paying attention."

:"%$$$#@##$.......

Looking at Shen Xun again, his eyes were filled with resentment: "Are you feeling well last night?"

Shen Xun: "?"

"It's such a reckless waste of money! Let you live here, it's a waste!"

However, as the air conditioner in the room was turned on, the temperature gradually rose. Shen Xun slowly opened the insulation box and took out the breeding box inside.

In an instant, all attention was focused.

Fang Wenqi: "Are you sure it's still alive?"

"When you were at the zoo, you kept insisting on getting the snake yourself. Is there something wrong?"

Shen Xun smiled: "No matter what the problem is, now the contract has been signed and the license has been taken! I can't regret it anymore.

"Yeah! Hiss..." Yu Nianchu's expression froze and became serious, "So Shen Xun..."

Before he finished speaking, Shen Xun added: "It's useless if the intestines of the zoo are full of regret."

Fang Wenqi: "???"

Yu Nianchu: "Wait, wait! You mean the zoo will regret it? Are you sure you didn't say no? Boss, are you confused?"

Shen Xun rolled his eyes.

Not much to explain.

"Go back and forth."

With the feeding box slowly opened.

The little green dragon that was balled up inside remained motionless.

"Forehead…………"

Fang Wenqi and Yu Nianchu looked at each other puzzled.

Shen Xun: "Give me those shrews, please."

Fang Wenqi handed over the plastic box containing 5 shrew mackerel.

"What do you want this for?"

Yu Nianchu's eyebrows were twisted into twists, "You want to feed it this? Isn't this the food of the white-headed viper? Are you sure?"

This little green dragon hasn't eaten for a month, now, after getting it, I will give it something to eat again and again!

It would take a day or two to waste a day or two to buy shrews in addition to the zoo. The zoo has them ready-made, so why not?

"Little Qinglong is notoriously arrogant, notoriously looking for food! Even if it eats something you give it, it still won't digest it!"

People depend on food!

The same goes for animals!

Snakes are also impossible to avoid!

But Xiao Qinglong is an exception.

Not only the character is "work" and "tsundere" but also the body!

Everyone knows that Xiao Qinglong is very picky eater, and usually only eats living birds and rodents.

There was an experiment where the little blue dragon was kept in the same snake pond with frogs and toads. After dozens of days or even half a month, the little blue dragon and them still coexisted peacefully.

It's so capricious!

Look for their own recipes, even if they are hungry, they will not eat anything else!

When feeding the little green dragon grains, such as rice and sweet potatoes, even if it eats them, it will be excreted intact after passing through their bodies.

This is an existence that implements "work" and "tsundere" into all aspects of the mind and body.

Feed it shrews!

This is a bit of a fantasy!

And although the shrew looks like a mouse, it is not a mouse!

"Besides, this shrew is poisonous! It smells bad!"

"I'm afraid you made a mistake, shrews are the food of white-headed vipers!"

really!

The favorite of the white-headed viper is the shrew!

But there are exceptions to everything!

You like tofu nao and sweet ones, but that doesn’t mean others like it too? Does anyone else like spicy or salty ones?

One taste per person!

A snake has a taste!

This snake likes to eat smelly things, so what can I do?

Yu Nianchu didn't understand, and shook her head at Shen Xun.

"Boss Fang, persuade him!"

Fang Wenqi: "Is there anything to persuade? Choose to trust him and it's over!"

Shen Xun holds five shrews in the box.

"Squeak, squeak...

They are chirping, with sharp beaks and long tails. Except for their small size, they look like gray mice and hug each other.

Shen Xun: "Block all the gaps in the house, especially the cracks in the door."

While talking.

"Sloppy!"

Suddenly, the little green dragon, like a corpse, spit out the snake letter.

The frequency is fast!

Its snake letters are not stretched forward and retracted, but more like swinging up and down.

And its triangular head slowly lifted up and turned to Shen Xun's direction.

[Little little mouse, little mouse..... New breeder... You know my sister! Then sister, you're welcome, just start it! 】

Almost without hesitation!

Just when Fang Wenqi and Yu Nianchu saw the little green dragon moving, and while the goosebumps were still popping up all over his body, the little green dragon pressed down on the snake and rushed towards Shen Xun!

Fast as lightning!

The snake immediately became a blurred afterimage, quickly approaching Shen Xun!

Its target is shrews though!

But the direction it is heading towards is Shen Xun's arm!

The bloody mouth opened, and the fangs popped out like switchblades...