The Voice Of The Poisonous Pet: He Is So Good, The Owner Has Fallen
28 Even If You Shout Loudly, No Second Human Being Will Hear It!
Ye Chunling's beautiful eyes widened, and she came closer, a little dull.
"No, don't you pretend to be dead?"
"How did you do it?"
"Sit up in shock in a dying illness!"
The hognose snake itself was dumbfounded.
【Yada Yada~! What's the matter? Isn't Miss Ben already trying very hard to pretend to be dead? How did you get up all of a sudden? 】
【who am I? Where am I? I... wait! I remembered! Braid too titan-san~~! 】
The hognose snake shrank its short and thick body, and also shrank its big head.
Shen Xun: "*%¥#..."
Ye Chunling was full of curiosity: "What happened?"
"Ahem!" Shen Xun coughed twice, but continued to raise his hand without answering.
[The sack of the ball! Sack of balls! don't want! don't want! what! Titan Sang begs to let go! Braid too titan-san! braid too ~! 】
Shout!
Even if you shout out loud, no second human being will hear you.
If you say I'm braided too much, I can't afford to be wronged for nothing.
Shen Xun planned to go all out and treat this little guy well.
Sometimes domestication needs to be like this, intermittently, but it will be counterproductive.
Once again, the hog-nosed snake fell to the ground and rolled over again, feeling like it was playing a rascal, as if it was in a fight with Shen Xun again.
[You must hold back this time! This time it is really dead! Braid too titan-san villain! 】
Shen Xun touched the lower part of its belly before, and that place was obviously softer than other places.
Because of the scales, the hognose snake has some bumps and feels a little rough to the touch.
Touch again!
[Crack! Hold back! Be sure to hold back! Be sure to play dead successfully! 】
Shen Xun's fingers waved slightly.
It's like a switch, when you touch it, swish, the hognose snake turns over and gets up.
again!
The hognose snake was embarrassed again, stuck in place, motionless.
Even the voice of the heart is "speechless".
Shen Xun raised his eyebrows slightly, intending to continue to use his hands, but this guy didn't turn over, and pressed the softest part tightly under his body.
[I, I'm just pretending to be dead like this, hmph, let's see what you do! 】
Very arrogant!
Then Shen Xun is gone?
nonexistent!
Changing the direction of the finger, Shen Xun started from its tail.
This guy even has a fat tail.
Get started.
clatter...
[Yada Yada! Yada! Extremely big braid~~ah~~~~ Don’t, titan-san, you can’t~]
The sound of the hog-nosed snake sounded like it had been electrocuted.
Immediately afterwards, the body rolled over, and the tail was quickly retracted, being pressed under the belly.
【Humph! Big, big braid too~! Whoooo! 】
【Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo...】
Breathing has become very heavy!
Seeing the hognose snake curled into a white ball in his hand, Shen Xun gave up and put it back into the breeding box.
This is a small punishment.
Let you call me "braid too"?
God damn you!
At the same time, the first stage of Shen Xun's domestication goal has been achieved. It has figured out its "weaknesses" and given it "memory points" for conditioned reflexes. It will be much easier to get started next time.
"Crack."
Close the lid of the breeding box.
Not even a minute later, the hognose snake yelled, 【Hahaha! The braid is too titan-sang defeated! The final victory is mine! But it broke my Sikuyi! Pinch your waist for a while! Ho Ho Ho]
Shen Xun: "???"
I have a bad temper!
Where does this hog-nosed snake get its confidence from?
Glancing at the breeding box, it was already lying leisurely in the box.
This snake is not only a disgrace to the snake world, but also so thick-skinned.
【I love arch, arch~arch~arch~yeah~】
It also began to hum, while humming, while using its upturned mouth, it pointed at the bottom of the breeding box.
Is this a declaration of victory?
Tie Hanhan no doubt.
Withdrawing his gaze, Shen Xun noticed that Ye Chunling was almost touching his cheek.
"Ahem! Mr. Ye?"
Ye Chunling also snapped back to his senses, and quickly retreated: "No, I'm sorry! Cough cough, shall we order?"
They ate and talked.
The atmosphere is harmonious.
For the first time, Ye Chunling paid more attention to her image and went to the bathroom to touch up her makeup without confidence.
Chatting with Shen Xun, she realized that Shen Xun is not only knowledgeable about poisonous pets, this person is like a moving library, why is it so connotative and deep?
She didn't want to end the meal.
Time is delayed again and again.
Nine p.m.
Shen Xun went back with a hognose snake.
Because of drinking, Shen Xun was slightly tipsy.
When he got home, he put it on the table and went to wash and sleep.
A night without dreams, when Shen Xun opened his eyes again.
Nine in the morning.
When he came to the living room, he glanced at the breeding box on the table.
【Senior year is happy~! Happy senior year! Happy senior year! Whoooo! help! Who can help me! 】
Shen Xun immediately woke up completely sleepy.
Good guy!
I don't know how this hog-nosed snake did it. Its head protruded out of the breeding box, but because its body was too fat, it couldn't get out, and its neck was stuck!
[cough cough cough! Help! help me! Happy senior year~! 】
Shen Xun stepped forward.
"So Suo."
It spat out the snake letter, discerning the smell, and after a second of hesitation, it reacted suddenly, frantically pulling its neck, twisting its body and struggling: [The sack of the ball! Fuck blah blah blah blah, braids are too titan! He leaned over! what! coming! help~~]
Not far away, Xiao Jieba was leaning against the glass tank, watching all this.
The hog-nosed snake society dies...
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