The Voice Of The Poisonous Pet: He Is So Good, The Owner Has Fallen
79 Fuck Fuck Fuck! Help! Snake? Snake Spirit! The Thief Scared Himself To Call The Police For Arrest
Although Ren Youning was not Ren Nishang's biological best friend, from the moment she adopted her, she treated her like her own biological daughter.
She took Ren Youning by her hand, from childhood to adulthood, she knew her daughter very well!
Do not agree?
Probably not!
After all, she will be obedient and obedient, and she will play tricks.
Anyway, it is inevitable for her to go to Shen Xun, so she might as well agree, so that she can constrain Ren Youju in an upright manner.
"Remember what Mom said?"
Ren Youning blinked her big eyes and became suspicious: "What are you talking about?"
Ren Nishang raised his jade hand and knocked on her forehead: "Ask knowingly.
"Cluck! Got it, mom! Don't worry, I won't fall in love! I swear! Then you should promise me, right?"
what else can i do
I am such a daughter, spoil her!
"Long live! Yay!"
Ren Nishang, who was wearing a K-skirt, jumped up, the skirt fluttered, and the panda pattern was exposed.
"You girl! You don't have any leggings on! Go!"
"Hey hey hey! Long live mom! I love you! mua~! Then I won't bother mom at home, I'll go tonight! Buy a plane ticket now."
Ren Nishang: "Uh..."
She has one head and two big ones.
Send away this alive and grinding little goblin.
Ren Nishang stopped on the roadside on the way home and sent Shen Xun a message: You Ning may be looking for you often recently. "
Putting away the phone, Ren Nishang was a little disappointed. When she lowered her head, she saw the stockings in the storage compartment of the car door on her left.
It has been torn and torn....
In an instant, a blush appeared on her fair and flawless face.
Glancing at the phone, Shen Xun added a message to himself.
An "OK" gesture.
Ren Nishang believed in Shen Xun's character, she had checked everything in the past few days, and after getting along with him, it did confirm his character.
"call!"
After a long sigh of relief, Ren Nishang started the car and went home.
It was already nightfall.
Shen Xun glanced out the window, only to realize that he had been with Daji and Xiaojie for so long.
"Gululu..."
Shen Xun got up, left Daji and Xiao Jieba aside, and went to prepare dinner.
Don't look at the huge difference in their size, but after these two hours of getting along, they have a surprisingly tacit understanding.
Little Jieba crawled up and down on it. When Daji didn't care, she treated it as a pendant. If she cared about it, she would suddenly speed up and use her inertia to drop Xiaojieba on its back.
It made it turn its back on its back.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
The little stutter fell from its back, a little confused, and wanted to give it a bite, but every time it opened its mouth, the fangs came out, and then retracted.
It's a bit of a curse word.
Daji enjoyed it very much.
830【Send it out early to accompany the concubine, the concubine will not be so boring for a few days~ cluck~】
It's a friendship!
"Is this considered interspecies?"
Shen Xun himself was puzzled, "But one is indeed a python and the other is a cobra.
"Maybe in more cases, it is still related to their personality."
Little stammer is dedicated to himself and is considerate.
Although Daji is sometimes arrogant, in the final analysis, she has no bad intentions at all.
"No, it's because it doesn't have bad intentions towards me! It also loves my little stutterer."
So tonight, out of absolute reassurance for them, it was also a kind of experiment, Shen Xun did not lock them back.
This is one of the experiments that Shen Xun has been conducting in his previous life!
At that time, he found in the wild that different snakes lived together, and even came in and out together.
In the experiment, he mixed snakes in groups, and finally came to the conclusion: snakes have friendship, and they will choose snakes they are familiar with to live together.
No matter how he disturbs the position of these snakes, they can always find their "friends".
Later, he wanted to confirm whether there was such a relationship between pythons and snakes, but unfortunately, he didn't have time, so the plan was shelved.
So, there's such a good chance tonight, why not give it a try?
Besides, experiments in previous lives have shown that once a friendly relationship has been established between snakes, they will not harm each other!
Of course, fighting alone, except those ferocious guys who feed on snakes.
If they feed them enough, they can get along harmoniously for a period of time.
Leave them alone.
Shen Xun wants to sleep well.
He didn't sleep almost all night last night. Although he is physically strong and doesn't feel tired, he is mentally exhausted.
After plugging in the earplugs, Shen Xun fell into a deep sleep not long after.
The night is dark and windy.
There was silence all around.
A sneaky figure appeared at the door of Shen Xun's house.
"I've stepped on it!"
"Every day the guy with the million-dollar car comes in and then he's gone. . . . Other than that, no one ever comes out or comes in."
"This is very similar to the one I stole last time! It's obviously too rich, and I have a place outside to hide my private money.
"Hey hey! Last time I stole nearly 100,000 yuan!"
"The key is that he is still dumb and eats coptis!"
The more he thought about it, the more excited he was, he took out his tweezers iron bar and started to pick the lock.
"Ka——!"
There was a crisp sound, and within three seconds, the door opened.
The reason why the thief chose this neighborhood was that it was relatively old, there were not enough cameras, and many of the camera lines were broken, and the second reason was that the locks here were relatively old and easy to open.
But he didn't expect the lock of Shen Xun's house to be so easy to open!
"Faster than the last one! Hahaha!"
This thief is going to laugh crazy.
"Give me another 100,000! Another 100,000! This way I can pay off my old lady's surgery fee...Fuck it, forget it, let me gamble about the surgery fee! Hundreds of thousands, so I have the money to buy a car! Now that I have a car, why don’t women put stickers on me? Hehehe.”
The thinner the more excited, the thief slowly opened the door a crack.
The thin man dodged, raised his heels, and slid in like a mouse.
I looked around.
very quiet!
Very quiet!
There is a small light on his head, which is convenient for stealing things.
There are indeed a lot fewer thieves these days. After all, many people have no cash at home, gold and silver jewelry are locked in safes, and there are cameras everywhere.
But this thief's approach is different, he only picks tricky people.
Since these people are tricky, many things can't be seen.
Some were hiding people, some were hiding money in other houses, etc. Anyway, he succeeded several times, but no one called the police.
Then he tasted the sweetness!
When no one was looking for him, he became unscrupulous!
He followed Fang Wenqi for several days before he found Shen Xun here.
Tiptoing in, he took a deep breath and looked around slowly.
Total darkness.
Let alone the moon today, there are no stars!
"It's too dark, turn on the light."
He stood still and raised his hand to touch his headlight.
Ka~
Gently, a faint light shines through.
Wherever he looked, the faint light would shine there.
left?
It's the kitchen!
right?
It's the living room!
The moment he turned his head and looked from the kitchen to the living room.
"Wait, what was that just now?!"
flash by!
A small and slender thing.
rope?
Cable board?
"Didn't see clearly! Look again."
Turning his head slowly, he looked over.
In front of him, one meter away from him, a pitch-black cobra was staring at him.
It doesn't move at all!
Just stuck there like a telegraph pole.
The thief was terrified, but out of professional habits, his first reaction was to cover his mouth and wait and see what happened.
"Damn it! If I hadn't gotten used to stealing and had a good mental quality, would he really be scared to death!"
"Is this...... alive or dead?"
The thief frowned, shook his head slightly, and the light swirled on the snake.
He has some experience.
Before he went to steal things, he met a snake owner at home, but as long as his lamp shines on it, the snake will react and hide from the light, so he shook his head and gave it a try.
But the snake in front of him remained motionless.
He also let go of his hanging heart, and muttered: "Fake! Damn! Things are becoming more and more imitative now!"
"Me too, scare myself!"
"Whoever raises a snake doesn't lock it up and let it run around in the house!"
He decided that the cobra in front of him was fake!
Toys or figurines!
So he didn't take it seriously, turned aside and looked in the direction of the living room.
"TV... Sofa... Hey! Let me just say it! This small difference is obvious. The things in this house are still very new, and they seem to be high-end products!"
"This TV costs more than 10,000 yuan! I'm afraid the sofa costs 50,000 to 60,000 yuan!"
Steal too much!
All experience stolen!
The thief bent his waist, rubbed his hands, and was about to do a big job.
But when the light sweeps across the sofa.
"Huh? Fuck! Snake? Another, another one? Or a black...cobra? Damn! What's the taste in this family? Why are there so many snakes? There was one just behind, and now there's another one
In his subconscious mind, these (bbbh) snakes are toys and they don't move at all, so naturally there is nothing to be afraid of.
Raise your hand!
He is going to catch it!
"...
The "thing" that "gets in the way" is still stuck in the throat, and the "toy snake" that was originally a wooden stake moved!
"Damn it!!!"
The thief's eyeballs were protruding and his mouth was open.
"Can the toy snake move?"
"But if it's a real snake, isn't it too small? It's a second! And it's too dark!"
"No, no! Don't be scared! According to common sense, snakes are kept in boxes or glass tanks, how can they be kept at home!"
However, Shen Xun released the little stammer tonight!
say it is small
Because it is a sub-adult!
Say she is black?
Because it is a blackened Bengal cobra individual!
So, any questions?
"Whispering?"
With the faint headlight light shining through, Xiao Jieba tilted his head slightly to the left, and then uttered a snake letter.
【Is this a big mouse? That big one? No! This is a person! A stranger!】
Although the two sides were separated by 3 meters, the thief was sweating all over.
He stole so many houses, it never happened!
If you have pets at home, if it is a dog, it will bark as soon as you approach the door, and you can't wait to enter the house to steal things
If it is a cat, although it is free-range at home, it is fine. It will only look at you, stare at you curiously, and even help you get things, and then watch you leave quietly.
But what does it mean to have a snake in this house?
Wait online!
Very urgent!
Stole something and ran into a snake?
"Let's rely on!"
This thief is heartbroken, he
He curled his lips and subconsciously took a step back.
"Shhhhhhhhhhh-!"
The little stammer immediately stretched his neck bone, pressed his neck to accumulate energy, and stared at the thief.
【You better have something to do! Humans who entered the master’s house in the middle of the night!】
Thief: "*%¥##@#...... What is this called? Hiss, look at the snake, it should be a cobra! He is poisonous! What is not good for you to keep? keep
Viper! Crazy, crazy, crazy..."
Xiao Jieba kept staring at him, he didn't dare to act rashly, fearing that he would be bitten.
To the snake!
Although he doesn't know much about it, he has seen some on TV.
"Fast", "Very poisonous", "Bite to death",
Some words related to snakes began to burst into his mind.
"Calm down! Be sure to calm down! What bad situations have I experienced? Didn't I survive all of them?!"
"Just catch this snake! In this house, I'll even take away the TV sofa for you!"
The thief's eyes were lowered, and his excellent psychological quality allowed him to quickly calm down.
Looking at the little stutterer, he suddenly had an idea and narrowed his eyes slightly: "This snake shouldn't be cheap, right? Hehehe!"
The more he thought about it, the more excited he became.
"I took the snake away!"
"Anyway, I'm wearing leather gloves! This snake is so small, it shouldn't be able to bite through it!"
Just do it!
Facing the little stammer, the thief opened his arms and slowly stepped forward.
"My cash cow, don't go, don't go, hehehe..."
One step! Two steps! Three steps!
Getting closer!
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Small stammer to continue to warn!
But as the thief approached, Xiao Jie quickly moved back and distanced himself from him.
"Hey, it seems that cobras are not as scary as in the legend!"
The voice did not fall.
prickly——
Little Stutter rushed over.
"Fuck!"
Keeping the distance apart is to attack better!
Although the small stutter is relatively small, this does not prevent it from having absolute attack power and desire to attack!
Besides, it is guarding the house!
Will be even more reckless!
moment!
The little stammering black body rushed towards him, and the thief panicked and dodged quickly.
But as soon as he retreated, the little stammer immediately withdrew his body and turned back.
The thief frowned: "What the hell? Are you kidding me? I've pissed me off, I'll cook you some soup!"
This is Cobra's probing attack!
It's instinct!
It does this to make the prey blow their hair, or retreat in spite of the difficulties!
In Little Stutter's eyes, this thief is already its prey!
Treat prey!
You have to test, observe more, make him impatient, let him show his feet, and then kill yourself with one blow!
"Shhhhhhhh—"
Xiao Jieba opened his mouth, showing two fangs on his mouth.
On these teeth, transparent crystal venom oozes.
Little stutter can't wait!
But it has to hold on!
Definitely one hit kill!
The little stutter was aimed at the thief's left ankle.
It's been watching.
But the thief doesn't know this, he is anxious to catch Xiao Jieba now, and then steal things!
"Stand there for me! Don't move around!"
The thief showed disdain on his face, and even imitated the goalkeeper of football, zama step, and patted his gloved hand.
"Come on! See if I catch you or not, it's over! Give him back and provoke me!"
thief ridicule
Little Stutter got into a fight with him.
But at this moment.
"aggressive"
The thief suddenly felt a chill down his back.
"Fuck! It's summer, why do I feel a little cold? What the hell?!"
Shocked, the thief shook his head, glanced at his arm, and got goosebumps!
"???"
When he looked back to the front again.
bang
bang
clatter——
"Ah! Help! Fuck, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!"
At the moment of regaining consciousness, Daji came face to face!
It's extremely fast!
Where has the thief seen such a big poisonous snake?!
Weak legs on the spot!
I almost didn't catch my breath!
And the little stammer suddenly pressed down half of his body, ejected in an instant, the bloody mouth opened, and hit his ankle impartially!
In a panic!
The thief wanted to run away, but a huge force bound his body!
He wanted to break free, but it was too late! The power wrapped around him was like a steel plate!
No matter how hard he tried, it was useless!
Moreover, this "steel plate" was still slowly squeezing him, like a hydraulic machine, and he couldn't resist at all.
"Help! Help! Ah!"
The thief exhausted his last strength and took out his mobile phone and called the police.
"I'll call the police! I'll call the police! I stole something! Come and catch me! I met a snake spirit! Help! I'm... woo woo woo..."
The screams stopped abruptly!
Daji's voice is as cold as ice:
【Small dog! Who allowed you to disturb the rest of humans!】.
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