The Voice Of The Poisonous Pet: He Is So Good, The Owner Has Fallen

"It was just a demonstration of defensive response? Did I hear correctly?"

"Damn it! Mr. Shen, you are so against the sky!"

"Still sighing here? The smart ones have already taken out their notebooks and are taking notes!"

"Hiss...so terrifying!"

"Is this the boss?"

Han Xiaoshan finally believed it now!

To be precise, it's not that I don't believe that Shen Xun can catch snakes, but I believe that Shen Xun is simply not a human being, and catching snakes is like picking something out of a bag!

"hiss"

Han Xiaoshan's small eyes were all stared wide.

Staring fixedly at Shen Xun, he quietly straightened his back, admiring him from the bottom of his heart.

"Everyone pay attention."

Before Shen Xun finished speaking, his snake pliers were picked up, and then he directly grabbed the red poisonous cobra in the corner.

【Humanity, your luck will not be so good anymore!】

【Want to catch me with snake pliers? Do you know that the last person who caught me like this almost went blind】

Facing the snake pliers, the red spitting cobra was very disdainful.

【No matter how fast you are, you can't beat me!】

It knows a lot about itself!

For humans too!

This is knowing each other!

But Shen Xun is a special human being!

you hide

where are you hiding

Shen Xun's pincers had sealed the cobra's left side, so it could only lower its body and slip away to the right.

You thought you were on the second floor?

Actually, I, Shen Xun, are on the fifth floor!

Shen Xun is now looking at this red poisonous cobra, completely from God's perspective.

The moment the pliers fell, the red venomous cobra quickly lowered its body, and its front half, which had been upright, suddenly crawled to the ground.

This is the moment!

Almost at the same time as the snake lowered its body, Shen Xun threw the snake pliers in his hand and rushed over with both hands.

Keep your figure down!

It's too late for the red spitting cobra to do anything else!

"wipe!"

Originally, its body was still a few centimeters away from the ground!

But the moment it was pressed by Shen Xun's hands, it was directly attached to the ground.

"Boom boom boom!"

The red venomous cobra struggled to resist, its tail slapped the ground while its body twisted continuously.

Can Shen Xun let it break free?

Lock the snake's body with the left hand, move forward quickly, and immediately press down on its head.

moment!

"Zi———!"

Two streams of venom floated out suddenly.

As the red venomous cobra twisted its head left and right, the two streams of venom showed an "S"-shaped curve after landing.

Venom sprayed by venomous cobras can change the direction of the venom according to the movement of their heads!

Everyone in front of the door jumped reflexively.

on the ground!

Those two streams of venom were sprayed fifty or sixty centimeters away by the red venomous cobra!

"Caught it!"

"I'm going! I'm going!! I'm going!!!"

After a few seconds.

"Crash! Crash! Crash...."

"Clatter clatter..."

Suddenly there was applause.

Shen Xun: "???"

"Did you just see clearly? To deal with poisonous cobras, try to keep their heads down, which can effectively prevent the venom it spews out!"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and then murmured unconfidently: "Should...should have seen it clearly? Captain, should we see it clearly?"

The pressure came to Han Xiaoshan.

Han Xiaoshan blushed, and immediately turned around: "I'll prepare a box for you to put it in!"

Shen Xun: "Ah..."

When leaving the fire brigade, Han Xiaoshan took everyone to the door to see them off.

Even Aunt, who was cleaning the dishes in the canteen, came out to watch happily when he heard that the red spitting cobra had been taken away.

And Shen Xun, carrying a plastic bag in his hand, kept moving forward along the road.

Inside the plastic bag was a large transparent plastic box, in which the red spitting cobra was kept.

Although the box has a lid with four closures, Han Xiaoshan tied it with two ropes, just because he was afraid that it would become fierce and run away.

The police station happened to be nearby, so Shen Xun walked there to collect 10,000 yuan, and then took a taxi home.

Throughout the whole process, the red venomous cobra was "whooping".

【Humanity, let me go if you have the ability! I refuse to accept it!】

【You can't win by force! Human beings! You wait for me...……………Wait...ah! My head is so dizzy! Insidious human beings! Ah... da ma da ma da ma! Don't move! You don't move...]

"Now you are Yurou and I am Daozu. I have plenty of ways to cure you."

Sitting on the sofa in the living room, Shen Xun held the plastic box and just shook it a few times, the red venomous cobra couldn't take it anymore.

No matter how rebellious the character is, he can't stand such a toss.

[Human .... ... You .. .................. You don't talk about ... ah ah ah ah ah ah ... ...De... ah ah ah ah...]

Don't even tell it!

This wave of operations by Shen Xun directly stunned him.

He's going to grind it down to the point where it has no temper at all.

Glancing into the box, the red venomous cobra's body went limp, and it didn't move at all.

Shen Xun put it on the table and stood still.

【Huh? A strange smell? It seems to be...me, my kind?!】

Xiao Jiba smelled the same kind of smell in the breeding tank, and moved to the glass with some excitement.

【Huh? Why is he motionless?】

【Looks like... sister?】

Xiao stammered and stared at it for a long time, finally, the red venomous cobra from the past slowly woke up.

【Ah! My head hurts! Who am I, where am I? What am I going to do...... I remember! Ah! Damn human! Ah, it hurts! He is too much!】

It was muttering, and suddenly, a voice came from the side.

Little stammer: [How are you, sister?]

Between the same kind, there is a language that can understand each other.

Just like the Zhu Ye Qing sisters.

The red venomous cobra was surprised for a moment, then turned to look at the little black cobra in the breeding tank next to it.

【Call my sister? You?】

Little stammer: [Yes! I'm calling you. 】

【Cut! Call me sister? Call me sister! I...】

Little stammer: [Okay sister, hello sister. 】

【Am I him......%¥#¥@¥......You, you wait for my mother! See how my mother will deal with you when she goes out! Shit! What kind of fart sister, you are here with me What cuteness is selling? 1

Little stammered the snake letter, it didn't understand.

Obviously it was you who asked me to call you [Sister Ass].

Xiao stammered staring at it, and asked earnestly: [Are you...are you crazy?]

The red venomous cobra almost spewed out a mouthful of venom.

him!

Where is this little kid?

Is this going to piss off my wife?

【Oh my God! What kind of evil is this? First I met a vicious human being, and then I met a...】

The little stutterer immediately interrupted it: 【The master is not vicious! The master is very kind to me! Please apologize!】

【Cut! Sorry? Your brain is broken! You and I are the same kind! You actually speak for human beings!】

Little stuttered and frantically swallowed snake letters: 【You, you...you are too much!】

[I can't understand the words, cut, I think you should save yourselves, you are still here after being sold...  …]

Before the red-spraying cobra finished speaking, it sensed Shen Xun approaching.

"Crack!"

Right in front of it, Shen Xun opened the small stammer's terrarium.

"Sosoosoo..."

Xiao stammered and uttered snake letters without looking back, and quickly climbed onto Shen Xun's shoulders.

Shen Xun raised his hand and rubbed this cute little guy habitually.

Xiao Jieba also responded to Shen Xun, rubbing vigorously towards his face.

The red spitting cobra watched helplessly.

The plastic box in which it was contained was not very big. Its body was curled up all the time, the front half of its body could not stand up straight, and its head was tilted.

But look at the little stutter again.

Not only did it come out of the breeding tank, but it can also move freely here?

Tilting its head, the red venomous cobra cursed.

【Why? Ah! Damn human! Really insidious! Insidious! I say he is insidious! Insidious! Ah!!!】

The little stammer standing on Shen Xun's shoulder was a little angry: 【No, the master is the only one, no! You are talking nonsense!】

Quickly getting down from Shen Xun's shoulders, it crawled angrily to the other side of the table, it wanted to find the red poisonous cobra face to face, and have a good theory.

In this family, no one can say bad things about Shen Xun!

But Shen Xun didn't let the little stammer go.

With this snake theory, it's a waste of oxygen.

"Where are you going? Don't run! Come, I'll feed you something."

Shen Xun pulled Xiao Jieba and put it back on his shoulder.

Small stammer: "Soo Suo?"

"You are eating on the table today, well, I will prepare kitchen paper for you, and you will have a delicious meal in front of it."

Kill the snake and kill the heart!

Shen Xun just wants to make this red venomous cobra lose his temper completely!

This is much more straightforward than stammering about the past and its theory.

With Shen Xun kitchen paper laid out.

Shen Xun put down his little stutter.

Finally, live and delicious suckling mice were brought.

"Chi Chi Chi!"

The little mouse is very fat and tender.

After being placed on the kitchen paper, the four short legs struggled and kept screaming.

Xiao stuttered and uttered snake letters, keeping an eye on the food.

"So Suo."

Red Spitting Cobra: "???"

Fuck!

Is this what humans do?

In front of my old lady, feed this cobra who can't understand?

【*%¥#%#@#...】

When the little stutterer sees food, he naturally gives priority to food.

Without any hesitation, it pounced on it.

The whole journey took three to four minutes, no matter how long it ate, how long this red venomous cobra stared, how long it felt, how long it envied.

[Gululu...]

The stomach of the red spitting cobra let out a growl.

It was the last time since the last time it was fed...but that time, it seemed to have killed it and didn't eat it, so it has been hungry until now.

After Xiao Jie happily swallowed the suckling mouse into his body, it just lay down and digested for a while.

【burp~】

He even burped at the red-spitting cobra.

But even so, the little stutterer who was full after eating seemed to have more strength.

【You are not allowed to say that about Master! Master is very kind to me and us! Hiccup~】

ask for flowers

The red venomous cobra really wanted to carry it on its back, but at this moment its body was curled up, so it couldn't do it at all.

【Shut up! The guy who can’t understand anything! Just shut up!】

【My mother won't let me play with idiots! Get rolling! Roll as far as you can!】

Little stammer: 【You, you, you... hiccup~ you!】

【I can’t even understand the words! What right do you have to gossip here! Bah! Little stammer!】

Small stammer: 【!!!】

"Soo Suo~ Suo Suo~"

The little stammer fell silent for an instant, swallowed its own snake letter hesitantly, and turned its head to

Another layer, with its back to the red-spitting cobra.

Chirp, chirp, chirp...ahhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Daji, who lazily crawled out from the balcony lying on his side, passed by the table, and he swallowed a few snake letters.

Perceived the little stammer's breath, but it found that the little stammer's breath was a little different from usual.

【Huh? Why is the little guy so depressed?】

Occasionally, the smell changes due to mood changes.

People can't tell the difference, but sometimes animals can, especially snakes!

Daji originally wanted to go to the sofa, but now, it turned its head and slowly crawled towards the table.

Along the legs of the table, Daji went up bit by bit.

On the table, looking at the silent little stammer, the red venomous cobra became more and more arrogant.

[Little stutter! Little stutter! Hahaha! Little stutter who can’t speak clearly!]

【One bite at a time, master, your master knows you are a stutterer, will he still want you?】

【Human beings are all the same! They are all very hateful! How naive and ignorant...】

He was chattering endlessly.

Suddenly, a strong smell came from behind it.

Destroy!

It gives it the feeling that no matter what is in front of it, it can be destroyed!

Dark clouds are overwhelming the city and want to destroy it!

【Holy shit! What is this? Oh my God! I’m out of breath! The horrible thing is coming! I want it, I want it! Ah——】

Under the perception of the red poisonous cobra, Daji's huge body seems to be tens of thousands of miles away.

huge!

lengthy!

Like an ancient monster!

It appeared, stunned by the red-spitting cobra.

"So Suo~"

As Daji's head came to the table, the 20cm-long snake letter stretched back and forth, right in front of the red poisonous cobra.

"Shua! Shua! Shua!"

Red Spitting Cobra:【!】

Before it could react, Daji's huge snow-white head came one after another!

The red-spraying cobra's head itself is not big, and compared with the 4-meter-long super python like Daji, it is even smaller!

The coffee is aggressive..."

Right next to the plastic box containing the red venomous cobra, Daji's head was completely exposed.

From the perspective of the red venomous cobra, this huge monster, which is completely human, has an adult whale swimming in front of it.

And Daji's aura is so domineering and tyrannical.

It turned its head slightly, and the plastic box was pushed aside on the spot.

The red venomous cobra didn't even dare to spit out the snake letter at this moment, it clenched its mouth tightly.

[!!!]

It will stop breathing!

【I tried my best to move the box, it, it was easily pushed away? Ahhh——!】

As more and more parts of Daji climbed up, it slowly shook its head from side to side to express its belief.

"So Suo Suo."

After confirming the location of the little stutter, Daji stretched her head over.

"Wow"

After spitting out the snake letter twice, it realized that the little stammer was still lying on the paper, motionless.

【What's the matter with this little guy? Did he cry?】

[Where is the human being~? Oh, it seems that the human being is busy with something, so I can only help him first and coax this little guy]

"whee"

Seeing that her snake letter could not wake up Xiaojieba, Daji leaned forward again and gently pushed Xiaojieba's body with her mouth.

Daji gently pushed the little stutter a few times with her mouth.

The little stuttering body swayed, and then it slowly raised its head quickly.

【Sister, sister~ stop shaking, if you shake again I might throw up, throw up~】

elder sister?

It actually calls it sister?!

The red spitting cobra thinks he heard wrong!

What is the relationship between them?

The Hongtong venom-spraying cobra spit out the two tips of the snake letter, and it only dared to spit out half of it to perceive.

【No! Not the same kind!】

At the same time, Xiaojieba got up slowly, spitting out snake letters at Daji: [Sister, I’m fine! Hee hee! Don’t worry! I’m really fine!]

It's smiling!

Although the little stammer thought so in his heart, the aura around him was still depressed and sad.

"Ah, hi, noisy."

Daji raised her head slowly, stared at Xiaojieba, saw Xiaojieba's snake letter towards the plastic box next to her, suddenly, it also turned its head and looked at it...

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