The War of Resistance

"You don't look at Shang Zhen, a prodigal son, but you all look at me?" Bai Zhan questioned the soldiers confidently, but the soldiers didn't seem to know him, and seven out of the eight looked him up and down.

"Hey, I said you guys are really weird! Just give gold to those who stutter, gold in prosperous times, antiques and troubled times, let me tell you, do you understand?" Bai Zhan glanced at the door with mischievous eyebrows as he spoke.

If he was justified just now, he is pretending to be calm now.

It's just that it was too late for him to run away now, Qian Chuan'er yelled "Go", and the veterans rushed forward.

To say that Bai Zhan's skill is not bad, but it is only reflected in the talent of being a thief, that is, flashing and moving.

But now that there are so many soldiers crowded into the room, there is no room for him to move around, and he will collapse as soon as he is crowded, without any suspense.

"Hey, I said, why do you want to gaha?" Bai Zhan struggled desperately.

But no matter how much he struggled, he couldn't move. How many of these soldiers hadn't stepped up yet? Any two of them could pin him down, let alone five or six of them.

"Accept your fate, you bastard!" Hu Zhuzi, who was squatting on the ground and stretching out his hand to press Bai Zhan's arm, said with a smile, "I can see that something is wrong with you, you treat others as blind?"

Sure enough, at this time Qian Chuan'er had already shouted: "I found it!"

What did you find? The hem of Bai Zhan's clothes has been lifted, so how could others not see that he has two belts, one cloth and one leather?

"White striped chicken, that's right, resistance is meaningless, you just go with it!" Ma Tianfang, who also participated in the fight with only one arm, also laughed.

"Hu Zhuzi, lift his ass and don't let him press it!" Qian Chuaner pulled the cloth belt out, but not only Bai Zhan was using the "thousand catty pendant", but other soldiers were also pressing too hard.

"Oh, this little waist, tsk tsk!" Chen Hanwen tried to help but kept talking, "It's really cheap for you, our Hu Zhuzi has never hugged his wife before, but he hugged you first!"

At this point, Bai Zhan could only resign himself to his fate. He knew that struggling was meaningless, so he cursed angrily, "If I were a f*cking woman, whoever married me would take advantage of it. I have practiced bone shrinking skills!"

"It's useless to practice shrinking bones, you have to practice shrinking—" Old Mao Wang scolded with a smile, but he glanced at the old lady who was still at a loss in the room, and finally changed his words, "Then what kind of work is it?" !"

At this time, Shang Zhen had already taken the heavy belt from Bai Zhan that Qian Chuaner handed over.

He looked at the belt and suddenly smiled: "Bai Zhan, you bastard, it's really hard for you, if you can tie such a heavy belt around your waist, you won't be afraid of slipping down and dropping it on the pile of shit when you're shitting! "

When Shang Zhen said this, the soldiers in the room laughed out loud, and Bai Zhan, who was climbing up from the ground, blushed instantly.

You must know that Shang Zhen seldom jokes among them. This is of course due to Shang Zhen's personality, but it is also the reason he understands after becoming the leader of this small group.

An official must have dignity. If you always speak casually, the soldiers may not take what you say seriously. In addition, there will definitely be another situation. If the official shows a certain tendency, for example, the official looks down on a certain soldier, then other soldiers will discriminate against that soldier according to the official's tendency.

It’s just that Shang Zhen has been out alone during this time. First, he had to make use of the Northeast’s expertise in making jokes in order to survive as a strong man. The front has been used as cannon fodder!

But the problem is that everything is a habit. After Shang Zhen finished saying this sentence, he realized that he was a little different from before.

It is precisely because Shang Zhen seldom "damages" his own soldiers with words, so he made Bai Zhan blush when he said such a sentence out of the blue.

He knew that his joke must have made Bai Zhan feel uncomfortable, but once he said it, he couldn't take it back. How fast Shang Zhen's mind was spinning, he ignored the soldiers' laughter, but took out silver dollars from his belt .

When he took out the silver dollar, Shang Zhen was stunned again, and he looked at the belt carefully, only to find that there was a silver dollar in one of the hidden pockets of the cloth seam, he wanted to say, "The stitching is really good." It’s secret”, but finally held back.

"Auntie, are these few silver dollars enough for food? Please make all your white noodles into pimple soup. If it's not enough, you can mix white noodles and wheat bran together and cook." Shang Zhen took out a few more dollars The silver dollar was handed to the old woman.

Only then did the old woman and the old man believe that although Shang Zhen and his soldiers looked fierce, they really wanted to pay them for their meals.

A bunch of prodigal sons, they all know how to pretend to be good guys! At this time, Wang Laomao, who had been watching the excitement, couldn't help cursing in his heart. He was still thinking about getting some money for himself so that he could go to Xanadu with his wife and children to warm up the kang with Ju Hongxia.

But he thought so in his heart, but he never said it out. Instead, he stepped forward and said to the old woman, "Old brother and old sister-in-law, just keep it. There are good people and bad people everywhere, and the same goes for soldiers. Where there is good Soldiers also have bad soldiers."

Among the soldiers, Old Mao Wang was older, and he was not much younger even if he was a few years younger than the old man.

Moreover, Mr. Wang didn't participate in the fight with the soldiers just now, so the old couple decided that Mr. Wang was also a leader. Seeing Mr. Wang speak kindly, they finally accepted the silver dollars, but this time they gave them happily. The soldiers with fierce faces and kind hearts went to "pick up" the pimple soup.

It's just that they didn't know that at this time, Old Mao Wang scolded himself in his heart, Old Mao Wang, you learned from Shang Zhen, how hypocritical you are, how hypocritical!

Thinking about it, now that Shang Zhen is in charge of their group, Wang Laomao can't say anything else. If this is Wang Laomao's style, what the hell, I think I didn't spend money when I went to restaurants, let alone you A pimple soup!

"Bai Zhan, this money bag is yours to keep." Shang Zhen shouted at this time, but he threw back the belt that was used as a money bag to Bai Zhan.

When Bai Zhan took the money bag, he was overjoyed at first, but then his face turned into a bitter gourd shape, and then he let out a sneer.

As for Shang Zhen's demeanor, people naturally laughed after thinking about it, so what if these silver dollars were not placed in Bai Zhan? Everyone eats and lives together, and he is the one who carries the money bag.

Only Hu Zhuzi, who was so slow-witted, said regretfully: "Hey, why are you giving that shit a damn time again!"

The old man and the old woman were making food for the soldiers, while Shang Zhen and Old Mao Wang were standing in the yard. There was no more fighting, so they had time to talk.

"By the way, old Uncle Wang, where are Aunt Wang and the others?" Shang Zhen asked, he finally remembered the three women.

"Just say that you miss Gao girl, and you ask my daughter-in-law, bah, huh?" Old Mao Wang didn't think so.

Although the two of them were standing here talking, the soldiers were also at the side. As soon as Old Mao Wang mentioned Gao Swift, the soldiers listened with their ears dumbfounded, although they seemed to be indifferent.

Wang Laomao's words were a little bit to the point, and Shang Zhen fell silent for a while.

The veterans who were familiar with Shang Zhen's situation thought, what will the boss say, will Gao Yuyan be taken away? Or should I continue to wait for Leng Xiaozhi.

It's just that Shang Zhen's answer was beyond their expectations, because Shang Zhen said slowly: "No hurry, I'm still young." Then he went into the house.

What Shang Zhen said was a bit interesting, and after a while, the soldiers burst into laughter with a "coax", but Old Mao Wang blushed with embarrassment at Shang Zhen's words, and said, "You little bastard!" Lamb" yelled.