The War of Resistance
Chapter 1410 Hiding in a Water Tank
There was a slight sound of water, and three heads slowly poked out of different water tanks.
Their eyes collided, and at this moment, Shang Zhen and the three of them had a look of joy in their eyes.
Shang Zhen was the tallest among the three of them, but he could stand at the bottom of the tall water tank and show off his left arm.
Let's not worry about whether Shang Zhen is a pure young man or a pure man. He has been shirtless a lot throughout the summer, and his arms have naturally been tanned.
But this time when he stretched out his arms for the two people to see, although his arms were dark, they were also slightly red.
It seemed that Shang Zhen was still a little bit smudged by the poisonous gas.
I don’t know if the bath in the water tank had a diluting effect, but at least for now, it seems that my life is safe.
What did Chu Tian say? When God closes a door, he will open a window.
Of course, after Chu Tian said this sentence, the big bosses changed it to "God will open a window when a door is closed."
The veterans are all Chinese. We Chinese only recognize God. We can talk about the Jade Emperor, but forget about God. Who knows which village God comes from.
Well, Shang Zhen and the others did not expect that the Japanese mustard gas would be so overbearing, that is, God has closed the door for them.
And they were able to detect it in time and happened to enter the yard with a row of large water tanks. That was God leaving another window for them.
"Can our clothes still be worn?" Qingfeng Li finally asked worriedly.
"Then what else should we wear? Our clothes are already stained with poison. It's like leprosy or tuberculosis (tuberculosis). They are all contagious. Normally speaking, we would have to find a place to bury them!" has the experience of traveling all over the world! Bai Zhan is indeed very knowledgeable.
"What can we do?" Li Qingfeng was a little worried.
They say that when you go to a country, do as the Romans do. Qingfeng Li has almost learned the Northeastern dialect and is accustomed to speaking it.
Only people in the Northeast like to say "how to fix it", while people in other places usually say "how to fix it" or "how to fix it".
"How can we fix it? Anyway, I won't go out naked!" Bai Zhan said disapprovingly, "Then if we run naked to the other side of the Baisha River, the three of us will not let our gang laugh to death. !”
After finishing speaking, he glanced at Shang Zhen.
But at this time, Shang Zhen changed into his unique thinking expression, and didn't pay attention to what Bai Zhan was saying.
Now that he was free and no longer worried about his life, Bai Zhan's mood naturally became better, and when he started talking, he couldn't stop talking.
"Little Taoist priest, do you know why I didn't just run back naked?" Bai Zhan rolled his eyes and the subject came up again.
"Aren't you afraid that everyone will laugh at you?" Li Qingfeng replied casually.
"Well, that's just one reason, and there's a second reason." Bai Zhan was so easy to talk about, "I was afraid of running into a cat again when I went out naked."
"What? Are you afraid of running into a cat when you go out with your butt naked?" Qingfeng Li was just young, after all, he was curious.
"That's right!" Bai Zhan continued, "Do you have this saying in your family? Men don't keep cats, and women don't keep dogs."
"I've heard this before." Qingfeng Li replied.
"Do you know why?" Bai Zhan asked.
Qingfeng Li shook his head.
"That's because cats like living animals. The smaller Zhao can move, the more he likes and becomes more curious.
Think about it, if you went out naked and met a cat, what would that cat see in you? "Bai Zhan is good at tempting.
"Ah?" Li Qingfeng was such a smart person. At this time, he naturally understood what Bai Zhan meant, and he suddenly felt a chill in some part of his body.
However, it was not bad, at least the itching feeling he had suspected of being poisoned was gone.
Bai Zhan saw that his conspiracy had succeeded. Just when he was about to say something more, Shang Zhen suddenly moved, and there was a slight sound of water in the tank.
Now that they were in the enemy's nest, Bai Zhan and Li Qingfeng quickly looked over.
At this time, they saw that Shang Zhen was already making a silent gesture.
When the two people were startled, they heard some kind of movement coming from outside the courtyard wall.
But by this time, the three of them could no longer move!
The reason why they couldn't move was not because the three of them were naked, but because they were all in the water tank.
Not to mention whether there would be the sound of water coming out of the water tank, when they came out of the water tank and landed on the ground, the water stains on their bodies would wet the green bricks on the ground.
It would be strange if Japanese soldiers really entered the yard and didn't become suspicious when they saw the water stains!
At this point, Bai Zhan almost slapped himself, telling you that you were bluffing for nothing!
Of course, this does not mean that the Japanese soldiers outside were attracted by his voice, but that his bluffing here delayed their time to hide in the house.
At this time, the voices of Japanese soldiers were heard outside, and it seemed that they were really coming to this courtyard.
There is no use regretting, so now Bai Zhan and Li Qingfeng can only listen to Shang Zhen's orders, but Shang Zhen's choice shocked them both again.
Because Shang Zhen made a gesture to the two of them, and then retracted his exposed head and arms into the water tank and disappeared!
Boss, you are going to continue to hide, like a so-and-so, hiding in this water tank!
Bai Zhan really admired Shang Zhen's decision. The boss is the boss!
He had completely forgotten that when he was a thief, he could hide everywhere. He even hid in the embroidery room of a lady from a wealthy family in order not to be caught by his master!
At that time, the fat young lady of that family was being served by a maid to take a bath in a wooden barrel. The situation was somewhat similar to the situation today when the three of them were blocked in a water tank by the Japanese devils.
Bai Zhan hid behind the curtains and listened to the noise of the master's servants outside, but what he saw was the scene of the young lady taking a bath.
When it comes to this kind of thing, some people, some men will definitely have the kind of expression that men have when they see certain things, you know.
But to be honest, Bai Zhan really didn't feel that he was unparalleled in beauty at that time.
On the one hand, that's because if he was discovered by others after stealing someone else's treasure, he would definitely end up in a pig cage.
On the other hand, what he heard at that time was not only the "swishing" sound of the bathing water, but also what the fat lady said, "I have hemorrhoids"!
No matter how beautiful the beauty of the opposite sex is, it cannot withstand such disaster.
What the fat lady said at that time was so disgusting to Bai Zhan, who claimed to be a handsome young man and an elegant thief -
He felt that he should have lost interest in women after that incident.
It looks like a layer of skin, but it’s actually a pile of flesh. Inside is a excrement factory, and there’s also—hemorrhoids!
"Bang", the door of the courtyard made a sound, and a Japanese soldier peeked through the crack of the door and looked into the courtyard.
That door was locked by people who had left their homes to avoid trouble, and what would the Japanese soldiers see if they didn't enter the yard?
All they saw was a large courtyard with a row of large vats. It looked like it was a wine room or a dyeing room.
Therefore, the Japanese soldier only glanced at him and left with his other companions with a wave of his hand.
After a while, when everything around them fell silent, Shang Zhen's whisper came from a water tank: "I couldn't kill these little devils just now. It's too early for dark now. The little devils found someone missing. Then the three of us would be in big trouble."
This is what Shang Zhen said, and when the Japanese Japs came just now, his thought was that as long as the Japs dared to enter the yard, he would have no choice but to shoot.
It's not a problem to kill a few Japanese, but it's absolutely inappropriate to be a coward!
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