The War of Resistance

There are two most famous curse words in modern China, and anyone in future generations who often watch historical dramas can learn them. One is "Niang Xipi" and the other is "Mala Bazi".

There is no doubt that foul language is foul language, and despite being famous it is never elevated by the status of the person who says it.

"Niang Xipi" is a Zhejiang dialect used when someone is angry. Translated into Mandarin, it means that the person's mother has cheated on him. If translated into Northeastern dialect, it means that the person's father's spouse is. loose woman.

As for Ma La Bazi, that is the catchphrase of Marshal Zhang from the Northeast. It is said that "Bazi" is a Manchu dialect, which means the directional noun "there", so Ma La Bazi refers to the place where the father's spouse is, and where exactly is it? The old man didn't pass on the true meaning, but he probably took the third path.

However, the so-called elegance is really in the eyes of the beholder, so I won’t discuss this further.

Different words and different tones on different occasions can express different meanings and different emotions.

And when people like Shang Zhen and others heard the long-lost "Mala Bazi", the local accent was really friendly. It was like the Cantonese army charging and shouting "Duan Na Ma" and finally even using the password "Duan Na Ma". Listen, that’s one of our own!

It would be said that Shang Zhen and the others disembarked from the boat with the enthusiasm to return to the team and met their fellow countrymen, but the reality has poured a basin of cold water from the Huai River on this winter day into their enthusiasm! Their enthusiasm was dashed to nothing in that moment.

At noon, in a room, Mr. Wang was scolding fiercely: "Mom, you're a Bazi, you're a Bazi, I thought you'd found your own person, but it's so damn good, you put your hot face on a cold butt." !”

When Old Man Wang cursed, Little Dustpan laughed and said, "My father-in-law, don't be dissatisfied!

Isn't it great? We don't have to fight but we still live in such an upright house. "

Several other people in the room heard Xiao Dustpan say this, and thinking about it, the injustice in their hearts finally faded away.

It turns out that after Shang Zhen and the others landed on the shore, they were really sure that the unit that fired warning shots or waited on the shore was really the Northeast Army!

The heavy smell of Northeastern dialect is as if it was brought from the mother's womb. That really can't deceive anyone!

But just when Mr. Wang said enthusiastically, "Brothers, I finally found you," the people on the shore said, "Who the hell are brothers with you?"

It's over, Shang Zhen and his gang were "herded" into this courtyard.

The so-called Li Zheng (zhēng) is in Northeastern dialect, which means to clean up neatly and look decent. To be precise, Li Zheng (zhēng) is in Liaoning dialect, and HLJ dialect calls it Banzheng (zhēng). .

Of course, this is irrelevant to the topic.

There are several rooms in this high-walled courtyard, which are all very clean, not to mention whether there are beddings inside. Being able to sleep in a room is already a blessing for Shang Zhen and others who have been sleeping in the open for many days. .

"Young man Shang, please speak and don't pretend to be an honest person!" Wang, whose anger was fading away, said angrily when he saw Shang Zhen sitting there with his godly presence.

As soon as Mr. Wang said this about Shang Zhen, the faces of the veterans in the room showed smiles.

Isn’t that how Shang Zhen behaves? He usually talks little and always lowers his head and doesn't know what he is thinking about. However, his appearance is very honest.

But after everyone has been together for a long time, the veterans naturally know that the honest bad guy is just a facade of Shang Zhen. If people have a chariot wheel in their head, what they are faking is a wooden chariot wheel, but Shang Zhen is faking it. Those are definitely the rubber wheels of a car. With that number of revolutions, even a horse-drawn cart pulled by five horses can't catch up!

Therefore, when Old Man Wang said that Shang Zhen was pretending to be an honest man, he was definitely not wronging Shang Zhen. However, only Old Man Wang could say this, and others would never dare to say it.

Now that Mr. Wang has called his name, Shang Zhen had to speak. However, he first glanced at Mr. Wang before speaking. The reason why he glared at Mr. Wang was of course because he thought that Mr. Wang's words were unpleasant. .

"I think there is something weird in this matter." Shang Zhen said, "You said, these people are obviously from the Northeast Army. They think we are getting too close. When we asked them which army and division they were from, they didn't tell us.

We said that we had all stayed in which division and brigade, and we still liked to pick up unreasonable ones.

Although they said they would lock us up here, they didn’t hand over our guns and lived in a pretty good place. Do you think it’s strange? "

When Shang Zhen said this, the veterans looked at each other, which felt a bit strange.

It's just that this kind of thing is like playing a charade. Even Shang Zhen can't guess it, so how can any of them guess it.

And at this moment, Hu Zhuzi's voice suddenly came from the yard: "I said you guys, did you bring us into this shabby yard? We are hungry, bring us food!"

Um? When Hu Zhuzi yelled like this, everyone in the room was stunned. Does Hu Zhuzi want to eat? They all turned their attention to a corner of the room, where there were several half-sacks of sacks.

Although some sacks contained weapons and ammunition that they had captured from the Japanese army, two and a half sacks contained already-cut and cooked pork.

Just imagine, Shang Zhen and the others fed two pigs. It was less than a whole day from yesterday to now. How could they have eaten all the pork? What's more, what they fed was not just pork. Chinese people would eat it. , Chinese people can eat pig’s heart, liver, intestines, belly and lungs, so which one is not delicious when cooked?

Now they have ready-made food, but Hu Zhuzi doesn't care what the Northeast soldiers who are watching them want to eat? Isn't this a bit strange?

Besides, even if they were given food to the Northeastern Army they had captured, how could the food be as good as the cooked food provided by Shang Zhen and the others?

Northeastern people can eat meat even if they like it. They call pure meat dishes hard vegetables and vegetables called hairy vegetables. Shang Zhen and the others have so many hard vegetables to eat now. Who would act like that herbivore? Eat "grass"?

Just because meat is always delicious, Shang Zhen was afraid that his own meat would be confiscated by the officers and soldiers on the shore, so when he saw something was wrong when he came ashore, he winked and the veterans refused to let the officers and soldiers touch their sacks.

What's this called? This is called "the wealth is not revealed but the flesh is not revealed in the white bag"!

But the strange thing is that the officers and soldiers on the shore neither confiscated their firearms nor checked the contents of the sacks. They just brought them into the yard, and then the people guarded the door and refused to let them out!

And this is why Shang Zhen feels puzzled.

Say you're friendly to them? That's out of the question, they are all sticking their hot faces to other people's cold butts.

Are you saying you're not friendly to them? It seems impossible to talk about it. What is going on?

"Isn't this Hu Wan Thuan getting sick again?" Wang Laomao said angrily when he heard Hu Zhuzhu's shouting.

"Don't worry, listen again." Shang Zhen also felt strange.

At this time, no one of the Northeast Army soldiers who were watching the yard paid any attention to Hu Zhuzi, so Hu Zhuzi continued to shout: "I said, are you going to get us food? If you don't give it to us, we will break out!"

"What the hell are you doing?" The Northeastern Army soldier looking at the yard finally spoke, "The command from the top is to let you stay here and not to leave this yard. Whether you are hungry or not is none of my business!

How dare you break out? Are you trying to break out? We are in the same brigade here. If you dare to come out, I will beat the shit out of your head! "

"Oh, boy, you are so aggressive!" Hu Zhuzhu's voice came again, sounding like he was angry.

"I'm going to get this tiger toy back!" Little Dustpan said, fearing that the tiger pillar would suffer a loss.

"Wait a minute." Shang Zhen spoke, "If you don't want to eat meat, you have to eat other people's food. Hu Zhuzi doesn't have such a mind."

Um? When Shang Zhen reminded him, others were also stunned. Tiger Zhuzi's performance was a bit strange today.

At this time, Qian Chuan'er's voice came from the yard: "Zhuzi, come back quickly, come back quickly! We can't afford to offend these men in the Northeast. Come on, come back and chew your cheeks with me!"

"What the hell, these bastards dare to lock me up and not give me anything to eat!" At this time, everyone heard that Hu Zhuzhu was still competing there.

"This tiger is playing too hard!" Bai Zhan suddenly laughed.

By this time, everyone in the room had already figured out what was going on. It should be that Qian Chuan'er, who has always been very smart, asked Hu Chao'er's Hu Zhuzi to pretend to want food to spy on the news. In other words, Qian Chuan'er The son is the one who loads the gun, and the tiger pillar is naturally the gun. He is responsible for loading the gun and he is responsible for firing it.

But it's a pity that the soldiers still answered the question in a flawless manner!