The War of Resistance

Those who should have come have not come, and those who should not have gone, hehe. "Qian Chuan'er said with a bad smile.

Erhanzi glanced at Qian Chuan'er in surprise, he didn't quite understand what Qian Chuan was talking about.

In fact, Qian Chuan'er was just in a happy mood and was just bluffing there.

The meaning of this sentence comes from a folk joke, which means that a person who cannot speak offends all the guests who come.

After saying this, Qian Chuaner and Erhanzi squatted on the ground and looked at Hou Wangshan who was lying on the ground.

"You're a dead monkey, you still have today, and I've been displeased with you for a long time!" Erhanzi looked at Hou Wangshan's appearance of being poisoned by Mongolian sweat medicine and said very relieved.

"Hey, oops, look at this dead monkey's blushing face, doesn't it look like that monkey's butt?" Looking at Hou Wangshan's appearance, Qian Chuan'er was also happy.

The two of them naturally don't want to see Hou Kanshan, but the relationship between Hou Kanshan and Wang Laomao is very good, and the two of them are latecomers, so the relationship between the two of them and Hou Kanshan is the same thing, although They didn't wait to see each other, but they didn't turn their backs.

But the problem is, no one else at the banquet was drinking, but Hou Wangshan drank first because he was greedy, and he was knocked down. This time, it fell into the hands of Qian Chuan'er and the second fool. Let go of Hou Kanshan?

"Platoon leader Wang said that he would wake up as soon as he was poured with water, where can I get some footwashing water for him!" Erhanzi had Erhanzi's idea.

According to the Northeast dialect, it is called a sluggish person with a solid mind, Erhanzi is very happy to have such an opportunity to rectify Hou Kanshan under the guise of public benefit.

Before leaving, Old Mao Wang said that if he wanted to wake up the man who drank the Mongolian medicine, he had to spray it with water.

In fact, the second idiot also knows some of this truth, after all, it is said in folklore.

So, spraying Erhanzi with water reminds me of footwashing water.

Erhazi is strong and strong, can eat and drink, and his feet are not as smelly as usual, so he came up with such an idea.

"Then how?" Qian Chuan'er objected.

"No way?" Erhanzi was very sorry.

He thought that Qian Chuan'er didn't agree with his scumbag's behavior, so he said, "Then how about I spit on this monkey's ass, how about I wake him up?"

Since his family's Qian Chuaner doesn't let him pour Hou Wangshan with footwashing water, then he can relieve his hatred by spitting a few mouthfuls of foam on Hou Wangshan's face.

If you don't say that the second fool is an honest person, this is the way that an honest person can come up with to avenge his personal revenge.

But Qian Chuaner shook his head and said with a smile: "Save your spittle, I have better tricks!"

"What tricks do you have?" Er Hanzi don't ask.

"Come here with your ears!" Qian Chuan'er laughed.

When Erhanzi really put his ear to Qian Chuaner's mouth, Erhanzi became beaming as Qian Chuaner narrated.

If you want to talk about the second fool, you really listen to Qian Chuaner's words. If you were at home when you were a child, you would be the second fool, and his father didn't even have money to do it!

Erhanzi got Qian Chuaner's trick, and took a job on the messy table that had already eaten.

They really caught all those beards, but they were very hungry at the time and it was impossible not to eat. Fortunately, everyone was a soldier at that time, and the military situation was like a fire. Eating should pay attention to speed, that is, everyone in five minutes Then I finished my meal.

Erhanzi ran out with the bowl in his hands, and he came back after a while, but he held the bowl in one hand and pinched his nose in the other.

"Did anyone find out?" Qian Chuaner asked again.

"No one, but there was an old woman who just came out at that time, and she must have been shocked when she saw me running in!" Er Hanzi replied stupidly.

"Okay. Pinch your nose and pour it in!" Qian Chuan'er said, but then Qian Chuan'er yelled again: "You pinch your own nose? You pinch the nose of a monkey's nose!"

"Oh", the second fool is as good as others, he really stretched out his hand and pinched Hou Wangshan's nose who was already in a state of ignorance.

The nose must be a human respiratory organ. According to scientific evidence, although the mouth can also play a role in breathing, the mouth can only be called an auxiliary respiratory organ.

What does this mean? This means that when a person's nose cannot breathe, they will open their mouths to inhale oxygen.

But now, although Hou Wangshan was poisoned by the Mongolian Khan medicine, and he didn't know about human affairs, but as a physiological instinct, it still existed.

Erhanzi just pinched Hou Wangshan's nostrils for a moment, Hou Wangshan's mouth opened, and at this moment, the money string next to him poured the thick stench like soup into the bowl. Hou Kanshan poured it out of his mouth!

And at the same time, in another room, the old man who had been imprisoned was handing Chen Hanwen a pack of medicinal noodles.

"Just take it down with water." The old man was still smiling but couldn't hide his anxiety.

"You don't need to say this, I have used this thing too!" Old Huo Tou said sarcastically.

Chen Hanwen took the paper bag and went out of the house. He just pushed open a door and walked about ten steps and then opened another door, and he entered the dining room.

But at this time, Chen Hanwen was surprised to find that Hou Kaishan had come to his senses, but he was sticking out on the ground, "Wow" and "Wow" vomiting!

If it is said that people vomit, everyone has seen this situation, especially those who drink too much, the things that spit out from the stomach are all pickled things.

Aren't those things that come out of places where they shouldn't be pickled?

Chen Hanwen is not an ignorant person, but he found out that Hou Wangshan's vomit is different from what others vomit when they drink too much!

Just because Chen Hanwen saw that the thing Hou Wangshan vomited out was really salty, but it was stinky and smoked. People also have a feeling of wanting to vomit!

Moreover, he has never seen someone vomit like this when drinking alcohol!

Does a person who drinks too much spit up that yellowish stuff? No, according to the structure of the human body, it seems that the position has not yet been reached. A person can only spit out the contents of the stomach. Can he also spit out the intestines?

"Er idiot, go get some water, rinse the medicine in this bowl for a while, let Brother Monkey drink it, don't waste this antidote!" Qian Chuan'er said solemnly beside him.

"It's an order—" Er Hanzi made a long sound, and ran out with a bowl in his hand, and just as he passed by Chen Hanwen, Chen Hanwen smelled a nasty (nè) stench coming from the bowl Evil (nè) stinky smell!

Chen Hanwen had a bad association, and he glanced at Hou Wangshan who was still puking on the ground with his butt up.

And at this time, what Wang Shan vomited out was bitter water.

Anyone who has been drinking so much that he vomits has this experience. When you vomit everything in your stomach and you still want to vomit and there is no food in it, then what you vomit can only be bitter water, and you may even vomit. Spit out the bile!

What's more, Hou Hanshan didn't eat anything in the first place, he just drank a cup of white wine in greed, and finally gave him a tablet, what could he have in his stomach?

Seeing the concerned Qian Chuan'er, Chen Hanwen finally couldn't help asking in a low voice: "Qian Chuan'er, what antidote did you use for him, and it actually cured the poison of the Mongolian sweat medicine?"

Qian Chuan'er replied solemnly: "Put the licorice in a bamboo tube, plug both ends of it with bamboo wood, soak it in the tank in winter, take it out in early spring, and dry it in the shade hanging in the wind. Break the bamboo to get the grass and dry it in the sun, so the celebrity is yellow."

Before Qian Chuan'er finished speaking in a serious manner, Chen Hanwen gave Qian Chuan'er a hard look, then he stuffed the antidote he got from the old man into Qian Chuan'er's hand, turned around and went out.

He has to go out, if he doesn't go out, he also has an urge to vomit!