The weird invasion started with an almost kiss with a weird person

A strange creature with outstretched wings was staring at him, and its body full of maggots was trembling and terrifying.

If it's on the ground, Yi Xu can hit ten without fatigue.

But alas, it's in the sky now.

Yi Xu's ability to adapt to flying is not proficient.

"Hehe, the big bird let me go, I'll find you a partner in the future to comfort your single mood for many years. His eyes were full of sincerity.

The weird creatures are a little stupid, and hopefully this dead bird will be a little stupid too.

The bone-winged bird tilted its head, unable to understand the deep meaning of Yi Xu's words, shook its head, stretched out its slender beak, and was about to insert it into his brain, sucking the brain.

"You birds are stupid people with brains going straight to the rectum, and every time you excrete, you also get your brains out.

Yi Xu scolded, quickly flapped his wings, kicked his feet wildly, and flew upward.

At this moment, with the help of wings, it is also possible to step on the left foot and step on the right foot to go to the sky.

The Bone Winged Bird let out a clear roar, its eyes flashed with angry red light, and its huge wings flapped over, bringing up the air flow that directly lifted Yi Xu away.

Yi Xu is not a vegetarian either, and when the air currents hit, he held a thunder arrow in his left hand, accumulated flames in his right hand, and threw it towards the Bone Winged Bird.

Arrows pierced his wings, flames destroying his body.

The bone-winged bird wailed and fell.

And Yi Xu also due to the violent air current, the imaginary mechanical wings began to fall apart, and it didn't take long for them to fall down like meteors.

"I never fantasize about inferior products again, I only used it for a long time, and it fell apart.

"It seems that I have no chance to become a leader in the manufacturing industry.

As soon as Yi Xu wanted to imagine the mechanical wings again, the strange business point on his wrist actually began to flow.

In front of him turned into a strange painting.

Weird shop, good thing to have you.

Yi Xu's body fell into the weird shop.

......

In the weird shop, in the courtyard.

Akihime lies on a folding chair and smears the sunscreen she just bought from the shelf, and then begins to enjoy the beautiful time.

It's a pity that there is no sun and moon in the sky of the Spooky Shop, only a gray sky.

Suddenly, a meteor pierced the sky with a rapid momentum.

"Is that a shooting star?is there a shooting star in here?" Onihime closed her eyes after a brief moment of shock and began to make a wish, "I hope my face will be restored to its original appearance today."

When she opened her eyes, she saw that the meteor had descended towards her location.

Boom!

Yi Xu smashed directly into the body of the ghost hime.

He was a little shocked: "I didn't expect the yard soil of the weird store to be soft and elastic, to be honest, quite comfortable."

After a few seconds, an arm stretched out in front of Yi Xu's eyes and shook it, and then said

, "Boss, is this your new way of punishing employees?

"So there's an employee down there!" Yi Xu stood up and pulled the ghost out of the dirt and said, "I have to say, this landing site is quite good, and my body doesn't hurt at all."

"You're cool, after all, there's a back. Ghost Ji was a little dissatisfied, paused for a while, and asked, "Came in to tell me that you have already started plastic surgery services?"

"Of course......" Yi Xu just wanted to say no.

A voice came from the system.

[Congratulations to the host for successfully upgrading to level 11, and now the plastic surgery service is opened.] The

courtyard in front of the weird store was originally empty, but now a plastic surgery machine suddenly appeared, full of modern technology.

There is even a mechanical cosmetic surgeon next to it, and she has a beautiful appearance.

[Ling Lingyao

] [Level: Level 7] [

It belongs to synthetic life, and has the advantages of being a bionic and a robot at the same time, with a wider range of skills, and a dual-purpose robot for combat and work. 【

Ability】Paint skin, change bones, flesh and blood, life research.

[Self-upgradeable.] Ling

Lingyao opened her blue eyes, stretched out her hand, and smiled slightly: "Are you my new master?" "Yes!" Yi Xu reached out to hold it with her, feeling the cold touch of his palm, and said puzzledly: "Bionic human skin?"

Ling Lingyao replied: "Yes, my new master

, except for the head that was transplanted and developed by bionic technology, the body is indeed a robot. "

Then are you strong in combat?" Yi Xu said expectantly.

"There is a high probability of being able to defeat the same level, and there is a certain chance of being able to skip the challenge. Ling Lingyao hesitated for a moment before speaking.

"Stop, boss, you two don't just chat, you can't talk for half a day. Ghost Ji looked like she hated iron but not steel, and then looked sideways at Ling Lingyao and said, "Can you introduce your functions?" Ling Lingyao

nodded and began to explain:

"This machine adopts the latest plastic surgery technology, and is equipped with a plastic surgery doctor robot produced by a certain Smecta country, which has a skilled business level and the highest service standard. "

And this plastic surgery side business, adhering to the concept of modernization, continuous improvement and innovation, has begun to have excellent results. "

This plastic surgery side hustle is quite interesting, much better than the weird goods that can't be sold over there.

At this moment, next to the plastic surgery, a cabinet actually appeared, and in it were all kinds of human faces, no matter what type.

The women's model has a sexy royal sister, an ascetic goddess, and a pure school girl.

The men's models include wild handsome guys with wolves, handsome young men with sunshine, and so on.

And Ling Lingyao continued:

"The price of beauty is that you need to pay for lifespan, and when you have enough lifespan, you can directly upgrade.

"It seems that in addition to fighting monsters and upgrading in the future, you can also have another upgrade channel. Yi Xu said secretly in his heart.

Suddenly, a voice voice came from the system, interrupting his thoughts.

[Cosmetic surgery services will randomly appear all over the world, open the independent business model, and you can get about ten years of life every day.] [

Now the host's property panel has been updated, please go to the host to view.] Hearing

this, Yi Xu opened his own properties panel.

[Yi Xu

] [Level: 11

] [Weapon] Blood Coffin, Yin and Yang Rotating Mirror, Fear Box, Infinite Probability Pocket Watch

[Skill] Little Match Girl, European Emperor Bloodline, Idealist (God Level)

[Item] None

[Faith Point] 730

[Lifespan] 93 years [

The lifespan obtained by the cosmetic surgery service will be added directly to the host, and the lifespan value required will be different depending on the level. [

The life required for the next upgrade, 80 years.] Now

that I have a lifespan of 93 years, can I try to upgrade it directly?

The idea just went around in Yi Xu's mind and was abandoned.

If your life span decreases, you will age, and when the time comes, I am afraid that your combat effectiveness will decrease.

[Please keep up the host's efforts, you can unlock the god-level compass by reaching level 20, and you will have a chance to draw weapons, weird creatures, quests, skills, adventures, and so on at no cost every day. Every

time you upgrade the 10th level of the Weird Shop, there will be a qualitative change, and new functions will be developed, and when you reach level 20, the Weird Shop doesn't know what it will become.

Just as Yi Xu was pondering, the figure of the ghost queen appeared, and her eyes showed a desire for plastic surgery.

To be honest, Yi Xu has been drawing a big pie on the ghost hime, and now the promise can finally be fulfilled.

The corners of his mouth were hooked, and he smiled faintly: "Employee plastic surgery does not cost anything, this is a benefit given to you."

"What's going on? Your boss is okay, I don't know what you want to be like Ghost Hime?

Yi Xu suggested to his liking.

Onihime waved her hand, with anticipation in her eyes: "My original appearance is also very good-looking, just restore it to my original appearance."

Yi Xu nodded, and then gave instructions to the instrument and Ling Lingyao.

I saw that Oni Ji's broken face slowly changed under the repair of robots and instruments, and the broken facial features returned to their original appearance.

The pale face actually turned ruddy in an instant, just like a normal human being.

She opened her eyes, looked at Yi Xu, and said, "Boss, what does I look like, did I hook your soul."

Yi Xu was very disdainful: "Just remove the core and replace it with another person." "

What are you talking about, am I not an interesting soul?" said Kihime.

Yi Xu smiled: "Of course it is, but you are so interesting, I can't resist it."

At this moment, a voice from the system broke the poor mouths of the two.

[If there is a guest entering, please entertain the host.] 】