The Whole Body is Blessed [Interstellar]

After being 'tossed' a lot, General Gu's bearing capacity has obviously been greatly improved. He walked over calmly, sat aside, and asked:

"Why do you think of wearing a skirt?"

Bai Luyao said casually, "I will go shopping with Aunt Gu in the afternoon. Women's clothes are better."

Gu Chengchuan said nothing.

Bai Luyao is not blind.

He deliberately turned around and asked, "Why, did you suddenly fall in love with me?"

He actually wanted to say, why, suddenly found that soft and fragrant girls are better than men? Don't you like men... Then I remembered that a certain fact seems to have been discovered, and the camouflage skin was stripped off with only a thin layer, so I still didn't die.

I deliberately skipped a certain topic and slapped a serious general.

He thought that Gu Chengchuan would not pay attention to him, but he didn't want to make a mistake this time.

Bai Luyao: "...what?"

It wasn't all of a sudden, so I fell in love early?

Bai Luyao couldn't hold back and whistled out. It's rare, this Admiral Gu, who is single from the mother and child, finally sees his heart clearly?

Mrs. Gu was coming downstairs when she heard his movement and asked, "What's the matter?"

"It's fine." Bai Luyao said.

General Gu didn't speak, just looked at him silently.

What to see, if you have the ability, you can confess to your mother! ?

Today, Marshal Gu went out to meet with friends and didn't come back at noon, so there were only three of them. After resting for a while after dinner, Mrs. Gu went upstairs to dress up and prepare to go out later.

Bai Luyao glanced at Gu Chengchuan who was still sitting there and saw no movement, and asked, "Don't go to work?"

Gu Chengchuan said, "I won't go this afternoon."

Also, Bai Lu Yaoxiang, Sunday is a holiday. It's just that this person doesn't really give himself much time off on weekdays, which makes people feel that he should go to the legion to deal with business on Sunday.

Looking to see his doubts, General Gu explained: "Even if I don't want to let it go, I have to give my adjutants a holiday!"

Bai Luyao understands, and Adjutant Yu has another private affair.

I just don’t know whether to go on a blind date, go on a date, or go on a blind date?

When Madam Gu got dressed, Bai Luyao went out. Of course, since a certain general did not go to work, he was naturally recruited as a driver.

Gu Chengchuan: “…”

General Gu thought, I thought it would be a good fight this afternoon, but now it has become a shopping trip?

Bai Luyao also felt that it was not in the plan.

He originally wanted to accompany Mrs. Gu to go shopping, wearing women's clothes is always more comfortable than men's clothes. Women's clothing can be two people shopping together, men's clothing at first glance, like a bag behind.

But now Gu Chengchuan is also together...

It would be great to have known that both of them were carrying bags in the back, and regarded Mrs. Gu as the queen of the front.

But it's nothing right now, Bai Luyao thought, the big deal is that both of them will take care of them as generals... Thinking about it, this is actually quite interesting.

Mrs. Gu has a very good aesthetic and taste. She bought some herself, and also selected a lot for Bai Luyao. Even Admiral Gu in the back had quite a few.

Bai Luyao is not bad, and can often give very appropriate opinions.

But Gu Chengchuan...

He wouldn't choose, in his opinion, the styles of those clothes were all the same. Especially men's clothing, there seem to be just a few styles and colors.

But he is not in a bad mood. He doesn't speak if he doesn't understand. Anyway, he is accompanied by his mother, and he will not force him to express his opinion.

In addition to the big shopping malls, they also went to several famous brand stores and customized several sets.

I ended up having afternoon tea.

Mrs. Gu is not someone like Bai Luyao who won't get tired after walking for a year, nor is she someone like Gu Chengchuan who is very active all day long and doesn't take this little road seriously. Even if you like to go shopping, it seems that you will not be tired after a day of shopping, but in fact, you still need to rest physically.

Bai Luyao took out a small leg press from the space button and handed it over.

"Auntie Gu, use this!" He said, "Let's sit in the corner, you stick to your lap, there are skirts blocking it, and no one can see it."

Mrs. Gu is obviously very happy, "You still think carefully."

Glancing at his own son again, the meaning is very obvious, look, no one loves me.

Gu Chengchuan: “…”

General Gu is wronged!

The environment in the store is very quiet, the distance between each table is a little far, and there are green plants blocking it. Unless it's very loud, you can't hear the next table when you talk.

The three of Bai Luyao sat for a while and ate some desserts. Mrs. Gu was anxious and went to the bathroom.

Bai Luyao was about to say that I would go too, and then stopped.

He is a man, this time in the past... Did he go into the women's bathroom or the men's bathroom?

Gu Chengchuan seemed to see what he was thinking. After Mrs. Gu left, her eyes were not concealed, "Want to go?"

Bai Luyao: "…"

Gu Chengchuan said: "I have a way."

Bai Luyao looked at him and thought, don't you think this will be able to trick me? It's a pity, "I don't want to go." He said lightly.

Jokes, he is a monster, he can sleep for ten days and nights without eating or drinking, of course he does not need to go to the bathroom.

Oh...forgot to mention, this ten days and ten nights can be extended indefinitely.

General Gu obviously didn't think so, he just thought that Bai Luyao was holding on. After looking at it, I found that this person was really unsteady and sitting there like a mountain.

I can only say: "I want to go, will you accompany me?"

Bai Luyao: "…"

The corners of her mouth twitched, and a certain fish thought, "What the heck, when did you become so open?"

Gu Chengchuan also immediately realized that there was something wrong with what he said, there was no need for someone to accompany him to the bathroom, especially the one sitting opposite him was a 'beautiful' in a long dress. As for whether it's true... Although he hasn't been 100% sure yet, it's not quite right.

He coughed, a little embarrassed. Finally got up directly and said dryly: "Go."

Bai Luyao hooked his lips and followed.

He wanted to see what tricks our General Gu was doing.

In the middle of the way, I heard: "This dessert shop has a paid toilet, which is luxuriously furnished, and there is no distinction between men and women. Just brush your brains, as long as one person goes in, it can't be opened again. ."

Bai Luyao: "...Oh."

Is it because he was afraid that he would be suffocated, so give him some steps to go down?

After arriving at the place, Gu Chengchuan took the lead in opening a room. Bai Luyao thought that he had come, so he also prepared to go in and let out the water.

After he brushed his brain and went in, he felt that this should not be called a paid toilet, but a rest room.

When the door is opened, it is a small living room with a sofa inside. To go to the bathroom, you have to open another door.

Bai Luyao finished draining the water, so he waited for a while without seeing Gu Chengchuan when he came out. When Admiral Gu came out, they walked back together.

I also complained, "You child, you need someone to accompany you to the bathroom."

Gu Chengchuan: “…”

He looked sideways at Bai Luyao, who saw his expression, then shut his mouth and stopped dying.

Fortunately, Gu Chengchuan was not interested in entanglement with him, so he did not speak. The restroom here is far away, so they have to walk a little longer when they go back. At the corner, I happened to bump into two girls negotiating there. Bai Luyao took a step and stepped back.

Seeing him like this, Gu Chengchuan didn't go out to interrupt.

The two girls over there are petite and exquisite, and each of them is about to catch up with Bai Luyao, and belongs to the tall type. Today, I dress more like a royal sister, and it looks like bullying people when I look at that station.

Of course, she also spoke like a royal sister, "What are you doing to stare at my boyfriend, this is immoral."

Oh, it turned out to be a junior.

The petite girl is not to be outdone, "He is your boyfriend now, but not necessarily in the future."

Although he knew that eavesdropping was not very authentic, Bai Luyao turned around and turned back again to take a look at what the person who made this rhetoric looked like.

The petite girl then said: "You don't know the speed at which he changes girlfriends, right!"

Is this for a scumbag?

The Royal Sister Fan Er said: "Since you know he is scum, what are you still staring at, waiting to be scum?"

"I will let him like me only." The petite girl said.

She seemed to feel that she would be ridiculed, and immediately counterattacked and asked, "Aren't you still? He's so scumbag, you're still willing to be with him."

"You are wrong."

The royal sister said: "I just want to sleep with him."

Small and delicate girl: "...what?"

Sister Yu fluttered her hair and said: "What's the matter? Me, including his ex, ex, and ex, a lot just to sleep with him! He looks good and works well. , and he's still an academic bully. I slept with him, and I said in front of my friends that he has a lot of cards."

The petite girl seemed frightened and didn't speak for a while.

Another male voice sounded, "When you say that, I feel like a duck."

Hearing this, the master is coming. Sister Yu looked sideways, looked up and down, and commented: "You are still a little different from ducks."

The boy was immediately happy, "What's the difference."

Sister Yu said: "You don't need to spend money."

The boy: "…"

The petite girl looked at the boy, eagerly expecting him to be angry. However, after being speechless, the boy said: "My two cousins ​​are still waiting, let's go back after talking!"

"Tsk, isn't this the peach blossom you provoked?" Sister Yu accused.

The boy said, "I didn't flirt with him!"

"Also, you don't have a lot of peach blossoms..."

This is a bit of a 'grievance' for no reason, even Bai Luyao and Gu Chengchuan who were blocked there heard it. It's hard for an honest person like General Gu to be so caught up in this coincidence that he seems to be listening to the corner of the wall... "Why don't you take a step back?" he whispered.

Bai Luyao winked at him, "It's almost over there." So there's no need.

As expected, the royal sister over there said, "I don't like them, they won't recognize them if I change their clothes. This kind of person who is married can't even recognize his own wife. , for what use?"

The boy seemed very comfortable after hearing this, and the two walked away together.

The remaining petite and exquisite girl found that no one looked at her from beginning to end, so she finally gave up and murmured tearfully, "All, I have seen my parents!"

Bai Luyao and Gu Chengchuan: "…"

When will this girl leave, they are going out at this time and they are crying when they meet someone, it seems that it is not very good.

A certain fish took this incident on Gu Chengchuan's head unreasonably, and squinted, "Look, it's all you, you have to go to the bathroom."

Gu Chengchuan didn't want to talk to him for a moment.

But...even if this kind of unreasonable thing is done by someone, it is quite cute.

He must be out of his mind, Admiral Gu thought.

After waiting for a while, the girl finally finished crying. Bai Luyao and Gu Chengchuan then continued to walk forward. Halfway through, Gu Chengchuan said, "The man just now is a playboy."

Bai Luyao: "...Oh."

The man is a playboy, and the woman must be the **** girlfriend.

So the so-called ex-girlfriend, ex-ex-girlfriend, etc., are all her own. It's no wonder that after looking at the style of getting along with each other, it doesn't look like a combination of a scumbag and a scumbag.

Bai Luyao thinks that this girl is quite interesting, and he would like to get to know him if he has a chance.

The two of them delayed for so long, and when they went back, Mrs. Gu was already back. But they didn't ask what they were going to do, and the three of them sat for a while before going back.

When Bai Luyao was on the aircraft, he searched for Playboy and his 'thousands' girlfriends.

He clicked his tongue twice, and said with emotion: "This **** is very lucky, a girlfriend, forcibly let him feel the happiness of the seventy-two concubines of the three palaces and six courtyards."

Mrs. Gu didn't know why, "What are the three palaces and six courtyards?"

Bai Luyao immediately wrote the story for her, and Mrs. Gu was also very surprised. The two talked all the way, but a certain general was completely ignored.

Gu Chengchuan: “…”

General Gu rubbed his brows, turned on his brain, and asked for luck to see if there was any news today.

When I got home, the first thing I did was to sign for the clothes, bags, shoes and so on. Mrs. Gu set a program for the robot and let them hang up separately.

And happily went upstairs to try it.

Of course she invited Bai Luyao, but it was no surprise that she was rejected. This is not the first time, and Mrs. Gu has nothing to get used to.

"Okay, I'll try it first, you two chat."

After she finished speaking, she went upstairs.

Gu Chengchuan turned his head to look at Bai Luyao, and added another one for him, never entering the **** room, and never doing things with his mother that only women can do together.

So, with the possibility of adding a point, he is really a man.

Stimulated by the long dress on him, General Gu still asked, "Are you a man or a woman?"

"I really want to know?" Bai Luyao raised his eyebrows.

Gu Chengchuan nodded, after all, he didn't want to be disturbed by such magical dreams anymore. He was afraid that Bai Luyao would use his previous reasons to deal with him again, so he quickly said, "I just dreamed that you lifted your skirt to prove that you are a man, so..."

Bai Luyao understood, and after so long, he didn't use the other person's saying that he only liked men. It should have passed!

He was relieved and said frankly, "Then your dream is quite accurate."

Gu Chengchuan: "Really a man?"

"It's genuine." Bai Luyao asked, "Would you like to touch it to confirm?"

Gu Chengchuan shook his head.

Bai Luyao is not surprised, after all, this person is still very conservative.

But even if there is no movement, Gu Chengchuan's heart is not as calm as it seems on the surface. After all, this matter has been in his heart for a long time, and there is such a dream...

He closed his eyes, threw out these thoughts one by one, and saw Bai Luyao's smug look on his face.

Bai Luyao is really happy.

After all, he lost another layer of vest, and he is still safe and untouched. It is all up to him to grasp the timing correctly.

At this moment, I heard Gu Chengchuan say: "So, you are a man yourself, and you keep using the fact that I like men to prove that I don't like you?"

Bai Luyao: "…Huh?"

His face was innocent, and people who didn't know it should be Gu Chengchuan wronging him.

General Gu knew that he would not admit it, opened his brain and clicked, and found a screenshot, "Look at it yourself." The above is exactly the star blog that Bai Luyao posted at the time .

The top sentence is: I think so too, but you generals like men!

Bai Luyao: "…"

This blog has been quietly deleted, why are there still screenshots?

Admiral Gu, eh?

I can't believe that you are such an admiral.