The Whole Empire Raises Me

[Jeuny: Tear eyes, Netherworld Bengdi actually developed overseas business, the summer when Jujiro was sent away [video]]

This is a video that became popular throughout the Spanish Chinese circle tonight.

Xia Miaomiao: "...?"

Xia Miaomiao is a student of Chinese descent studying in Spain, studying as a choreographer, and will soon enter the TV station for internship. There are Chinese and local foreigners in her social circle, and the concerns and topics of discussion on both sides often do not overlap.

But this time it is very rare. Whether she is on Twitter or Weibo, ins or Moments, they are all forwarding the same video and the same topic, with the word ‘hahaha’!

"Will this be a bit scary?" Xia Miaomiao was renting a house alone, she was scared when watching the title of the underworld at night, worried about what the ghost picture was, "Why are all turning..."

After hesitating again and again, Xia Miaomiao couldn't help but turn on the video, and at the same time tremblingly turned on the room lights to the brightest.

This video was divided into several sections. At the beginning, different people uploaded short videos with different perspectives. After it became popular, everyone found that this was basically the same thing, so a great **** cut all the videos together.

The video started playing.

In the first picture, Xia Miaomiao, the choreographer, was astonished-deep in the night, in the middle of the silent sea, a small boat with lights on appeared like floating in the air, and the young man's eyelashes in the center of the picture were like butterfly wings half-dangling. The light is immersed in water.

With the boat as the center, dozens of dolphins looked up in turn, listening quietly in the sea breeze.

Then the boy opened his lips: "Nan Wu drink La Da Na Duo La Ye Ye Nan Wu Ah Ye..."

Like all other viewers who saw here, Xia Miaomiao couldn't help but burst out: "Grass!"

Too grassy.

She almost was not sent away. Is this the Great Compassion Curse? Are you supervising the dolphins? ! It turns out that this good-looking little brother on the screen is Chinese. Xia Miaomiao thought he was a star at first, because this is too beautiful, but why is he so skilled and professional in singing the Great Compassion Mantra? !

Xia Miaomiao's small head was filled with big question marks.

The atmosphere of the picture has suddenly changed from just being beautiful to the universal living beings today. However, the barrage is all hahaha, and Xia Miaomiao is also hahaha. The contrast between the whole picture and the sound is too great, and it creates a language that cannot be described. Strange smile.

Moreover, Xia Miaomiao took a closer look: "Aren't these smiling angels?... Oh, today is the day they are released!"

This group of dolphins is also very famous on Twitter, called smiling angels. Xia Miaomiao has also paid attention to their treatment process before, and the interaction with the veterinarians is very warm and touching.

Soon Xia Miaomiao understood the meaning of "the summer when Kikujiro was sent away", because the young man in the picture slowly took out the suona.

Xia Miaomiao: "..."

Kikujiro walked peacefully.

"This is too professional. Funeral is a dragon," Xia Miaomiao said with emotion. "The dolphins are also very cooperative!"

The dolphins are not only as simple as ‘cooperating’, it’s obviously that the dolphins are on their heads. After the suona stops, they are not happy, and they have a seamless conversation with the little brother.

Xia Miaomiao wants to continue watching, but this is just a short video clip. She still had more thoughts here, and the camera switched in the next second, becoming a farewell to the dolphins and the veterinarians who rushed in.

It's very touching and makes the nasal sour.

Especially combining the news and tweets I have seen before.

The person who used the mobile phone to shoot the video obviously had the same idea as Xia Miaomiao, and said in a low voice: "This group of dolphins like humans very much, and humans give them kindness, and they also give humans——"

The voice suddenly got stuck.

Because the dolphins went and returned.

Not only did the dolphins go back and forth, they also jumped up aggressively, pressed their heads against the Chinese brother's forehead, and threw him all over.

The video finally freezes on the **** of the little brother.

The great **** who edits the video knows it well, and at the end, he made the picture into a black and white freeze frame, zoomed in, and then made a sad bgm with the word ‘end of the show’.

Xia Miaomiao: "..."

Xia Miaomiao: "???"

After reacting for a few seconds, Xia Miaomiao let out a laugh.

The most funny thing is that the last second is still in the sentimental lyric, and the next second becomes the ultimate duel of sand sculptures and sand sculptures. The double standards of the dolphins towards the veterinarian and the little brother are too obvious!

The person who made the video was still feeling the ‘cross-species friendship between humans and dolphins’, and they all choked at this time!

Combining the content of the Great Compassion Curse and Suona before the video, the little brother funerals a dragon to send the dolphins away. This ending is like the dolphins' counterattack, which is too fun.

"What is the end of the whole play, don't end it, let me continue, hahahahahaha!"

Xia Miaomiao patted her thigh, and finally understood the reason why the entire circle of friends was reposting the stubbornness. Although the people in the video were very sand sculptures, it is undeniable that the little brother who was serious about suona was really cute. what!

If this is a variety show or a series, she will definitely chase it.

Xia Miaomiao couldn't help searching the Internet, but unfortunately, there were only a few fragments of videos in the search. She could only return to Twitter and Moments, and the comment area was also full of conversations. There are different opinions about the identity of the little brother:

[He is an idol! As one of the main players in "Yulong Night", "Yulong Night" is about to start broadcasting, and the first episode of "Fantasy Cruise" is also recorded. Wish Aze is very popular this year! 】

[Isn't it really a Buddhist disciple with hair to practice? He is really handsome, Master, I have an epiphany, I want to convert to Buddhism]

[Interests related, hidden. The staff of the fantasy cruise program group said that he is a magician, the most powerful magician, an outstanding graduate of Hogwarts China Division]

[Unexpectedly, I can blow the car horn to such a moving melody, I have followed the trombone on the balcony, I feel that he is a musician who specializes in playing]

【Yes! ! ! China's newly promoted first heavenly teacher! ! ! ! Certified by the official association, look at this service, the degree of professionalism is not covered]

Xia Miaomiao: "?? Really? So what is he?!"

What pushed all discussions and hahaha to the climax was a tweet sent by the famous producer Rockefice:

"The Chinese actor I met during the filming of "backtonature" is a very interesting big boy. I hope to have the opportunity to cooperate [video] in the future."

Xia Miaomiao almost dropped the phone.

She said that the red-haired uncle in the beach pants and shirt next to him in the video was a bit familiar. It turned out to be Rockefice!

Whether you are interested in documentary or not, most people will know Rockefice. His vision and taste are really good. The films he produced have won many international awards, especially the selection of materials has been bold and sharp and unique.

Especially Xia Miaomiao, as a choreographer, came to Spain in large part because she admired the legendary producer. Unexpectedly, the sand sculpture video will have a relationship with idols, and Rockefice personally said ‘there is a chance to cooperate in the future’...

Xia Miaomiao held her mobile phone, lying on the bed blankly, thinking, "Isn't a Feng Shui master who doesn't want to be an actor a good monk?"

At the same time, ‘Fantasy’.

Ticking.

Water mist shrouded in the bathroom.

Chi Yan: "I just accidentally walked into your mustard space. After opening the door, it was here. I heard you talking..."

Wen Xingze is not yet familiar with the mustard space. Like the mermaid parents, they seem to be able to enter and exit freely after reaching a deal with the light tower. Chi Yan was brought in with his own hands, and it is not surprising that he can complete this operation.

Wen Xingze remembered that when he opened the drawer and took the package from the mustard space, was the person who helped him pat the snow out also Chi Yan?

So, this is why Chi Yan is here, and a puzzle is solved.

Now it's the second turn.

Wen Xingze looked at the tail of the fish he had just obtained, and his tail fin swayed from side to side with the lamp on top. He looked at Chi Yan blankly and said, "I'm not a man, Yan Yan."

Chi Yan: "In any case, calm down first."... Yan Yan?

Wen Xingze said in a vague tone of meaningless life: "I have a long tail, can't I step on the small three wheels?"

Chi Yan: "..." His focus is very problematic.

Chi Yan paused, walked to the bath and squatted down.

He rolled up his sleeves, showing a slender half of his forearm. Wen Xingze discovered that Chi Yan's skin was pale with a texture similar to marble, and it looked a little different from human temperature in the mist.

Chi Yan pushed the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, which gave him a sense of indifference. He asked Xingze like a doctor: "Does your tail fin hurt? Do you feel burning or stinging? Pain?"

Wen Xingze: "It doesn't hurt, but it's a bit hot, it seems to be a braised fish."

Chi Yan: "Shall I sprinkle some cumin for you?"

Wen Xingze: "No, I like sweet and sour taste..."

This was indeed a somewhat magical conversation, but unexpectedly made Wen Xingze calm down. Yes, isn't it just a filter? I have experienced so many magical filters, and it's not bad this time.

Chi Yan raised his eyebrows: "You want to eat yourself?"

Wen Xingze: "You don't have to eat yourself. Give it to you."

Obviously, Wen Xingze himself did not realize that the topic of'eating' would be particularly ambiguous under certain circumstances.

Even Wen Xingze didn't wear clothes at this time-of course, he was in the shower, and no one would wear clothes when he took a shower.

It is blocked by transpiration and the light is not too bright. Even if you can divert your eyes, you can't avoid seeing Wen Xingze's figure. It is not thin, it is a unique beauty between teenagers and young people.

Very fresh.

Wen Xingze leaned against the bathtub, and the beautiful and slender waist line stretched inch by inch in the dim light and shadow.

His skin was too transparent and white, and a thin layer of red appeared in the bath after a while, and water droplets fell from the tips of his hair, dripped from his collarbone, chest to his waist, and finally fell into the shadows.

Chi Yan moved his eyes to the floor tiles, and his Adam's apple rolled back and forth.

Very thirsty.

And Wen Xingze himself didn't feel shy, he even shook his tail proudly: "I'm a good figure, everyone I've seen praises it well, so I think I should still be delicious."

Chi Yan was stunned, then his ears became hot, and he quickly straightened his face: "Don't talk nonsense."

Turning to think about it again, his expression became uneasy again: "Praise everything you have seen?" Who else has seen it?

Wen Xingze mastered mind reading without a teacher, and answered the half sentence after Chi Yan's quotation mark: "That's too much..."

After all, the place where he lived before did not have a bathroom, and he always took a bath in the big bathhouse, which is the kind of place where many uncles happily rub each other. Of course Wen Xingze does not take a bath.

Chi Yan: "..."

Chi Yan pursed his lips.

Wen Xingze's upper body is still human, and it gradually has silver-white scales extending from the lower abdomen, smoothly connecting with the tail.

The tail was nearly two meters long, and the tail fin was very wide and beautiful. It was really wrong to squeeze in the small bathtub, and most of it was exposed to the air. The parts that were not soaked in the water had a slight burning sensation.

"I don't know how long it will take for the mermaid filter to be removed," Wen Xingze said, and finally calmed down at this time. He looked at Chi Yan through the hazy water vapor of half a meter, "Could it be that I can only take a bath tonight --what."

Chi Yan: "What?"

Wen Xingze squinted his eyes: "Teacher Chi, there is a light green font on the top of your head. I see, it seems to be written..."

Speaking of which.

Wen Xingze's voice was stuck, and Chi Yan stood up quickly.

Both of them thought of one thing at the same time.

——The action time of green orange is two hours, and it has not yet reached this time, which means that Wen Xingze can still see the voice of others!

Wen Xingze: "?"

Chi Yan: "???"

Both of them are mind-changing.

Wen Xingze was a little moved at first, it turned out that Chi Yan liked him-although the degree of this'like' is very open to question, perhaps like the bandit dolphins who have heard him blowing suona-but in any case, this is still worthy of joy .

But Wen Xingze quickly calmed down.

"The thing Leiqi gave me before was called Green Orange." Although Wen Xingze wanted to read Chi Yan's aspirations, Wen Xingze put it in his own way and thought that most people would not like being read by strangers.

When facing the mermaid elders before, because of the urgent time, there was no time to say that this time there must not be another car accident. He said:

"It seems you can see what you are saying now. If you don't like it, I won't read it."

Wen Xingze closed his eyes as he said.

Chi Yan: "..."

Wen Xingze waited quietly for Chi Yan to speak, but he only heard the sound of gentle breathing.

Chi Yan was quiet for a moment, stretched out his hand and swept the hair that covered Wen Xingze's eyes behind his ears.

"Wen Xingze, what do you think of me," Chi Yan asked a strange question, his voice was low, and he still seemed unhappy, "Not interested at all?"

Wen Xingze: "?"

When he slowly played the question mark.

Hearing Xingze didn't know how to answer this, he felt that Chi Yan had become a riddler, an old pie. He was worried that he would be trapped in, and he did not speak for a while.

The wall clock on the wall is ticking.

At this moment, the internal phone in the bedroom rang suddenly!

Wen Xingze closed his eyes, his eyelashes moved. But Chi Yan went out, picked up the wireless phone, turned back to the bathroom and handed it to Wen Xingze.

Wen Xingze: "Hello, director? Is there anything else in the program group?"

There was silence for a while, and then there was a long sigh, and Zhu Bo said, "Aze, it's me."

Wen Xingze: "?"

"Actually, I am a traitor among the siren," Zhu Bo said, "I have an extra opportunity to tear up your brand name tonight. I'm going to tear up your brand name. If you are in the shower, I will give you ten minutes to get dressed... …"

Wen Xingze was shocked: "Are you a traitor? Are you coming to tear my famous brand now?"

Zhu Bo sighed, his tone more vicissitudes of life: "I am not willing. Because some people think that you have been on the fantasy cruise ship for too long, and the plot is tired of writing, so if you want to end this copy soon, I will be persecuted."

Zhu Bo was really painful, and there was no adulteration in his tone.

He was just a good sand sculptor, but he was forced to turn back, and he might be scolded by the comment section. It was really a scapegoat.

Wen Xingze: "..."

Miserable, Zhu Bo, miserable.

In a sad tone, Zhu Bo said something like a famous line in a movie: "You can't run away, you, me, we can't leave this cursed cruise ship...haha,ha..."

Then the phone hangs up.

Since Zhu Bo is a traitor, there is a certain reason for aiming at Wen Xingze: Wen Xingze's Mermaid Song is indeed a very tricky skill, it is better to solve it as soon as possible.

And Zhu Bohui made this call not only out of friendly reminder, but also out of another kind of self-confidence. The guests were not allowed to leave the room without authorization. Even if Wen Xingze knew half an hour in advance, he couldn't escape.

But Wen Xingze still doesn't want to wear a maid costume to dance! And still in front of a national audience!

He still has such a big fish tail, it would be bad if Zhu Bolai teared his brand name. Moreover, it is now known that Zhu Bo is a traitor, and Wen Xingze can only take the initiative until tomorrow to vote.

Wen Xingze turned to Chi Yan's direction. Of course he still covered his eyes with his hands, in order to avoid reading Chi Yan's voice: "Mr. Chi, do you have that kind of golden finger, just go to a place with a swimming pool..."

The three hours of the mustard space is full and can no longer be used.

Chi Yan: "Yes."

Wen Xingze: "?"

Really? !

ten minutes later.

Top floor apartment in the center of Tenerife.

It is said that this is one of Chi Yan's residences on this island. He prefers duplex, so this is also duplex.

The decoration style is exactly the same as that of the capital, which is very cool and modern in Iceland. But the only difference is that the cashmere carpet is covered with Spanish art style and the fireplace is already burning.

The second floor is the indoor swimming pool, small garden and bedroom.

The butler held the candlestick and bowed silently to Chi Yan. After setting up the brand new washing tools and the change of clothes, he brought a cup of hot milk and baked cookies.

The central air conditioner is always the most suitable temperature, and the floor-to-ceiling windows have unobstructed sea views. Finally, the housekeeper closed the door and exited the room.

Wen Xingze soaked in the pool and spit bubbles: "Dulululu..."

The area of ​​this swimming pool is very large, and the tail is finally comfortable here. Of course, Wen Xingze closed his eyes all the way-he is like a gentleman with a semi-naked beauty in front of him, even maintaining extremely high demeanor and concentration. He just didn't open a glance.

Wen Xingze could hear that Chi Yan did not leave. He walked to the side, took off his glasses and watch, and put them on the shelf.

Wen Xingze: "Master Chi grumbles, I have a problem grumble."

Chi Yan said calmly in the teacher's tone: "Speak well."

"Isn't the fantasy ship now?" After getting the affirmative answer, Wen Xingze popped his head out of the water and stopped the happy exercise of bubbling bubbles. "How did we come here? It's amazing. You also have space for mustard seeds. ?"

Wen Xingze closed his eyes, only feeling that he was being picked up by Chi Yan. It was uncomfortable to expose his tail to the air, but everything lasted only three seconds.

It's like stepping through a certain door, and then the noisy noise inside the cruise ship, the sound of water in the bathroom, and the sound of people coming from a distance disappear, become silent, and even the sense of space is different.

Then he was put into this swimming pool.

Chi Yan: "It's through your mustard space."

Wen Xingze slowly raised the question mark again: "How did you do it?"

He can't figure out who the owner of the mustard space is now.

Chi Yan held the hot milk and tried the temperature. It felt a little cold. He frowned slightly, and didn't immediately give the milk to Wen Xingze. After hearing this, Chi Yan glanced at Wen Xingze: "Are you sure you want to listen?"

Wen Xingze is full of confidence: "OK."

Chi Yan: "Just passing through your mustard space, I explored the principle. It is actually an idealized wormhole entrance. It is different from the process of transmitting information through quantum entanglement, but the speed also exceeds the speed of light, realizing the transition of energy and matter... …"

Wen Xingze's expression gradually became confused: "???"

Wen Xingze still tried to follow Chi Yan's explanation at first, but soon his brain was like a ball of wool, which became denser and denser from the beginning, and finally turned into a bunch of question marks.

Is this the legendary chanting attack of science students?

Wen Xingze buried half of his face in the water, and a wisp of blue smoke slowly appeared above his head.

crashed.

Chi Yan: "..."

Chi Yan walked to the pool and leaned over, testing the temperature of Xingze's forehead with the back of his hand. Twenty-five and seven degrees.

The normal body temperature of a mermaid is 20 degrees to 25 degrees. It seems that it is really difficult for him to understand this.

Chi Yan went out and decided to reheat the milk. Chi Yan rarely lived here, so the housekeeper here was not familiar with his living habits.

He took out the milk pan, that is, at this moment, the LCD screen showing the time and temperature on the oven flashed, and then turned into a string of garbled codes, which is a Morse code. The interpretation is: "Officer, sir, hello, Long time no see."

Chi Yan raised his eyebrows.

Chi Yan's actions were not affected. He took out the fresh milk, poured it into the milk pot, set it on fire, and said at random: "Hello, you are pn-type killing robots." Invading the housework system is quite skilled.

Oven: "I, 015, number."

Chi Yan gave a hum.

He has an impression of this robot and met him thirty years ago.

Strings of characters slowly popped out from the oven, almost imagining another universe. A group of metal robots with square heads and square brains got together, discussed seriously and nervously, and then slowly typed in on the keyboard.

Robots are rare and moderate parents in the Muse Empire. Unlike the aggressive blood merman tribe, they will only take emergency measures in times of crisis-such as the horns and whistle that sounded on the beach of Tenerife. .

More often, they hope to solve problems through friendly discussions.

Oven: "Peace, hope, cubs, resolution, puppy love, problems."

Chi Yan: "Puppy love?"

The robots are obviously very nervous and obsessed with this problem, and they input several strings of characters.

Oven: "Wang, this year, twenty-four years old."

Oven: "After one hundred and seventy-six years, we can consider appropriate contacts and contacts. Now, it is best not to."

Oven: "I hope you, wait, or find another couple."

After inputting these, the robot parents began to wait eagerly for Chi Yan's reply. Many of them have been with blind officers, knowing that although the other party has a cold personality, they are actually reasonable people.

With an adolescent child, parents are always particularly worried.

They also imported the content of "A Trilogy of Early Childhood Education Affecting Babies' Life: How to Teach Teenagers Under 200 Years Old", hoping that Chi Yan can understand the good intentions of parents.

Chi Yan: "..."

He read it carefully for a while, his eyes were indifferent, and there was a little fluorescence reflected on the lenses.

To the surprise of all robots, after carefully reading the entire chapter of "The Hazards of Puppy Love", Chi Yan even said:

"I reject."

Chi Yan said indifferently: "If you are under two hundred years old as a premature love, you not only need to worry about his premature love, but it is best to worry about early marriage."

He will marry a certain confused His Majesty the King, this is undoubtedly a matter, but sooner or later.

Robot parents: "..."

In another universe, after two seconds of silence, the breathing lights of the robots began to flicker fiercely and disorderly, and one after another alarm sounded:

"Beep ——" "Alarm, alarm, data overload——" "Beep ——" "Alarm, it is recommended to turn off the anthropomorphic emotion of this machine——"